Shi Yetian was holding half a piece of reed in his mouth, floating on a small boat on the central lake of the Paradise Hall. The breeze blew slowly, and the coolness was mixed with the scent of lotus leaves. After Shi Yetian came back from Dongyi, he disappeared without a single person and went in alone.
He went to the palace to find King Zhou. It also made him very angry. This King Zhou was actually not impotent, but he was still causing trouble in the Daughter Kingdom in Zhaixing Tower. When he heard Shi Yetian's name, King Zhou seemed to be extremely excited.
Immediately ordered Shi Ye Tianjing to go up to the third floor.
"Fuck! I didn't expect that while we were on the front lines going through life and death, this King Zhou would actually do a lot of construction in the rear!" Shi Yetian saw that the Star Picking Tower was obviously much more majestic than before, and he felt even more majestic when he walked into it. Those beauties actually used it.
Shi Yetian's Tianguan designs are all dressed in light gauze, with delicate and beautiful figures that make people nosebleed, and beautiful faces that make people's mouth and eyes squint. Shi Yetian only took a look at it, but Ye Zhong secretly cursed, "Fuck! What a fool!"
What a shame, I gave all these women pornographic drugs!"
It turned out that those women were all more charming. Their faces were flushed in broad daylight, their lips were bright, and they looked hungry. When they saw the man, they were even more excited. Unknowingly, they kept making lewd remarks. Fortunately, it was Shi Yetian who came this time.
If it were anyone else, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to get up to the first floor. Those who are seduced by these women won't be able to get up, and even those whose legs will become weak after they have vented their feelings will be unable to get up.
"Shi Yetian, see the king!" Shi Yetian lowered his head and said. He knew what King Zhou was doing without looking, because anyone could imagine the squeaking sound. "Fuck! This woman has changed again, and her screams are even more lewd than the previous one.
!" He suddenly thought of Concubine Shu, wondering what happened to this whore?
"Ah, it's the doctor, you're here just in time! Go and prepare some bliss pills for the lonely king!" King Zhou said straight to the point.
"Fuck! I'll fucking eat you to death!" Shi Yetian took out a jade bottle from his pocket and handed it to the beautiful woman next to him, "Your Majesty, this is the elixir I collected from the Dongyi Mountains when I was in Dongyi.
, the effect is better than before, your Majesty can give it a try."
In fact, since Shi Yetian made dozens of "Bliss Pills" from the remaining nine-tailed black dragon liquid, he has never tried the effect. This time he used it on King Zhou, and he just wanted to see the effect.
How's the effect.
"Your Majesty, the matter of the Eastern Expedition..." Shi Yetian was about to speak, but was interrupted by King Zhou who was panting heavily with two beauties in his arms: "The Lone King already knows everything about your Eastern Expedition. You are
If you are a meritorious person, I will never treat you badly!"
Although King Zhou's words were vague, Shi Yetian was still relieved, at least the crime of beheading was over.
After King Zhou took the pill of bliss, he felt as if he had entered the realm of bliss, and his power was even greater than before. "Fuck! Could it be that my secret essence powder didn't work? Why did he not only show no sign of decline, but actually
Are you stronger?" Shi Yetian secretly wondered. Seeing that King Zhou was in a state of great joy, he didn't bother him. He quietly went downstairs and returned to the Paradise Hall.
On the next day, King Zhou, whose lust had subsided, went to the court to discuss matters. As Ying Guang and Yu Wenliang had arranged for the young master Bigan and the grand master Wen Zhong to communicate with each other according to the plan, both of them tried their best to ensure that their master Yetian would make contributions to the country.
Therefore, although the battle was defeated, Shi Yetian made a great contribution. He was named an Anlehou in the dynasty, commanded military aircraft to consult, and walked in the inner palace.
"Fuck! This is obviously taking away my military power!" Shi Yetian thought to himself, "Hey, but I am really too lazy to lead troops. This is not bad, it is equivalent to a high-level presidential adviser! It will be easier for me to do things in the future!"
Ying Guang was not as lucky as Shi Yetian. Although he was promoted to general, he still wanted to go to Dongyi. This time King Zhou was furious and ordered Wen Taishi to personally lead the army. He must destroy the Yi witchcraft and save the face of Dashang.
After the Lion Army rested in place, it was reorganized into the Eastern Expedition Army. However, under Shi Yetian's suggestion, all members of the army were promoted to the first level, and a special exception was made not to be promoted to the third level. Therefore, Zeng Yi, Han Biao,
School guards like Jianli, who had never been promoted in their lifetime, suddenly became Lang Wei.
Their promotion was not in vain after following Shi Yetian. "Brothers, I hope you won't be raped and killed by those whores like the previous generals!" Shi Yetian thought to himself, although there are many warbirds.
The girl is dead, but as time goes by, there is no guarantee that a second warbler will appear, and besides, that Zi Lingyan is not a good bird either.
The king ordered and the army marched. The Furious Lion Army and Grand Master Wen's army set off for the battle, and the lively Chaoge City suddenly returned to its former tranquility. Although Shi Yetian was in charge of the military plane to consult, in fact he didn't have to worry about anything, except for King Zhou.
Besides getting some appetizers, I would play alone in the Paradise Pavilion every day.
Fortunately, his Paradise Pavilion was very large, with mountains and rivers. Shiye returned from the Eastern Expedition and was indeed exhausted mentally and physically, so except for King Zhou’s summons, no one else was there to concentrate on resting. During this period, he did not visit anyone.
Old friends and concubines. In fact, he only did two things. One was to study the secrets of cultivating immortality given to him by Shen Gongbao, and the other was to figure out how to deal with that damn fat Yi Liang and the lewd concubine Shu. As for those things in the palace,
Naturally, someone would do the spying for him. Don't forget that he also has a gold medal ghost detective younger brother, Yin San.
"Report to the boss, Concubine Shu is now favored by King Zhou, and the other concubines are like being relegated to the cold palace!" A gust of cold wind whipped up, causing waves on the water, Yin San said angrily.
"Well, it's not as expected!" Shi Yetian pondered for a moment, then suddenly smiled secretly and said to Yin San: "Xiaosan, Concubine Zhuang..."
Shi Yetian still vividly remembers the old story between Yin San and Zhuang Fei, and now that he thinks about it, he makes fun of him again.
"Fuck! Boss..." Yin San said dissatisfiedly, "Let's just bring up old matters again, okay? Besides, Concubine Zhuang is sincere to you now, and I don't want to argue with you!"
Shi Yetian chuckled and said, "Won't King Zhou send me a message tonight?"
Yin San said: "Probably not. Concubine Shu will be sleeping with you tonight as usual. I'm afraid he will look for you tomorrow! Because..." At this point, Yin San laughed lewdly.
Shi Yetian nodded, "Okay, tonight I want to go see my big brother, Jiang Ziya! I haven't seen him for so long, and I still fucking miss him."
Yin San chuckled again, "I'm afraid it's not that I miss him, but that I'm having trouble with the cultivation of immortality?"
"Fuck!" Shi Yetian jumped up from the boat, and a white fish flew towards Yin San's cold wind with a swishing sound. Shi Yetian smiled and said seriously: "Don't tell me such truth in the future!"
Yin San laughed, and the white fish was flapping in the air, looking weird.
"Okay, don't tell me, I'm going to stew the fish!" As soon as Yin San finished speaking, the white fish flew straight up.
Shi Yetian lay down again, folded another reed leaf and put it in his mouth, muttering to himself: "Hey, can carp fly? Then it won't become a dragon?"
At night, the bright moon hangs high on the treetops. To the west of Chaoge City, Ma's Village.
"Um...oh...Old man, please use your strength!" The woman's voice passed through the courtyard wall and fell exactly into Shi Yetian's ears.
Shi Yetian smiled knowingly, "My eldest brother, you have to be careful at such an old age, otherwise you will really..."
"Oh... it's so boring, old man... I say you are getting worse and worse. It would be great if my brothers were here!" Madam Ma's voice came from inside again.
"It's okay, this mother-in-law has really not forgotten me!" Shi Yetian said secretly, and took another look at the tall stone brick house. It seemed that he, Brother Jiang, was living a good life.
"Boss, let's go in!" Yin Sandao said.
Shi Yetian smiled and said, "Okay, go in!" After saying that, he recited the true secret of wall penetration taught by Jiang Ziya and pulled Yin San through. This house was equipped with Jiang Ziya's Qimen array, so Shi Yetian didn't pull him in.
Only then.
"Fuck! No!" Shi Yetian hurriedly exited. He did not expect that the bedroom he walked into happened to be Jiang Ziya's bedroom. He felt the white flowers flashing in front of his eyes and hurriedly exited. However, he had already disturbed the naked entanglement on the bed.
Two people who are unclear.
"Senior brother?" Mrs. Ma's wife said happily.
Jiang Ziya's face suddenly became happy, and he and Ma hurriedly put on their clothes, and then said: "Brother, come in!"
"Haha! Brother is so excited, but I took the liberty of interrupting you!" Shiye Tianfu came in again, laughing to get rid of the embarrassment just now.
Mrs. Ma's face turned red and she spat: "I didn't even say hello when I came. I'll make your sister-in-law look embarrassed!"
Jiang Ziya chuckled, "We've been separated for more than a year, so we have a great opportunity. Come, let's talk about wine! Madam, go and prepare the food and wine!"
Mrs. Ma nodded meekly, smiled at Shi Yetian and walked out.
"It seems that Jiang Ziya's status in the family has improved a lot!" Shi Yetian was secretly happy, and he recalled that when he was rescued by Jiang Ziya, Mrs. Ma looked like a tigress.
Not long after, the wine and food were ready.
"Brother Yin, you can also try a few cups!" Jiang Ziya filled four cups, but shook his head and smiled at Ma with a puzzled look on his face.
Yin Sanyi smiled, a cold wind blew up, and he drank the wine, leaving Mrs. Ma stunned.
Shi Yetian smiled and said: "Sister-in-law, don't be surprised, this is my adoptive brother whom I adopted earlier. He is originally a spirit ghost!"
It would have been better not to say anything. Ma was even more surprised when he said it, and his face turned pale, "Ghost?"
Shi Yetian secretly laughed in his heart. His husband was an immortal, but his wife was afraid of ghosts. He immediately said: "Sister-in-law, don't be afraid. The mistress is very malicious."
Yin San also said: "Sister-in-law, Linggui Xiaosan is polite here!" As the cold wind swirled, the pottery cup turned upside down and pointed at Ma.
Ma's surprise turned to joy and he said: "Brother, what a strange person! I knew I was right about you back then!"
Shi Yetian smiled secretly in his heart, but raised his glass and said: "We meet again after a long separation, I would like to toast my brother and sister-in-law! Let's do it..."
After Mrs. Ma's wife had three drinks with her, she left and went out. The spirit ghost Yin San also went out to "stand guard" at Shi Yetian's signal. Only Jiang Ziya and Shi Yetian were left in the room.
Shi Yetian smiled, leaned close to Jiang Ziya and whispered: "Brother, my sister-in-law has been a lot more virtuous recently!"
Jiang Ziya chuckled and whispered: "Thanks to your elixir, senior brother, but recently, there have been some..."
Shi Yetian took out a jade bottle from his arms and put it on the table, "I already know that all the little things are all taken care of by me, my little brother!"
The two looked at each other and laughed.
After laughing, Jiang Ziya said: "Ye Tian, before you left for Dongyi, did the two hexagrams I asked Yin San give you come true?"
Shiye had completely forgotten it a long time ago and asked: "What hexagram?"
Jiang Ziya chuckled and recited: "A hundred grasses burn your body to become an immortal, and you hold a big sheep in your hand to walk across the bridge."
"Fuck! That's it..." Shi Yetian suddenly remembered, and after careful consideration, it really corresponded to his own experience in Dongyi.
Jiang Ziya smiled slightly, but at some point a bright light bead appeared in his hand. He asked Shi Yetian to stretch out his hand and put the light bead into his palm.
Shi Yetian only felt a trace of warmth slowly flowing from the light beads into the meridians of his arms, and then spread throughout his body, feeling extremely comfortable. "Brother, what is this?"
Jiang Ziya chuckled and shook his head, saying: "Senior brothers are gifted and have indeed achieved immortality. It seems that the road to immortality is not far away!"
Only then did Shi Yetian realize that he was testing himself, so he simply said: "Brother, I'm telling you the truth, I'm here today, firstly to miss my brother, and secondly to ask for some advice!"
Jiang Ziya smiled and said: "I used the Spirit-Bearing Pearl to test you just now, and I know that although you have immortal roots, your immortal skills are still different from those of ordinary mortals. You must have come to me this time to ask about the path to immortality!"
Shi Yetian secretly said: "Fuck! He is indeed a god, he can detect all this!" He smiled and said: "Brother, in fact, Senior Brother Shen Gongbao also taught me the arcane technique of getting started with immortality, but I couldn't understand a word of it.
, why is this?”
Jiang Ziya was shocked and said, "Brother, have you seen my Junior Brother Shen?"
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