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Chapter 87 Curiosity Killed the Cat

Niu Qingkui said, stepping forward to see Zhang Junping's magical satchel.

Zhang Junping opened Niu Qingkui's hand and said, "My cat died yesterday!"

"Your cat died? How did it die?" Niu Qingkui asked subconsciously.

"I was killed by curiosity!" After Zhang Junping said this, he turned around and walked to the barbecue grill, took out a knife, and began to slice meat from the roasted deer leg, eating and taking a sip of wine.

"What does he mean by this?" Niu Qingkui asked Tian Jianjun beside him blankly.

"He's scolding you! If you scold you for being too curious, you won't live long!" Tian Jianjun said, holding back a laugh.

"Damn! This grandson is so bad, he curses people all the time!" Niu Qingkui laughed and cursed, turned around and walked to Zhang Junping, grabbed the bottle, and took a big gulp.

If you ask me to curse, I'll drink all the wine and won't leave any for you.

"Damn it, Niu Zi, you are so shameless, aren't you? If you drink half the bottle in one gulp, how can we drink it?" Zhang Junping remained silent, but the others were unhappy and began to condemn Niu Qingkui.

Only then did Niu Qingkui realize that he had accidentally offended the public.

He glared at Zhang Junping resentfully and obediently handed over the bottle.

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Junping asked while eating barbecue leisurely and looking at Niu Qingkui.

"What are you looking at?"

"Try another one!"

“Just try it!”

"Okay, you wait. When we get down the mountain, let's have a bottle each and practice hard! Whoever gives in is the grandson!" Zhang Junping grinned and threatened.

"Practice, just practice..." Niu Qingkui had just finished speaking when he suddenly remembered Zhang Junping's perverted drinking capacity and quickly changed his words, "What's more interesting than drinking? There is something better than anything else."

"Okay! Then let's compete in drinking water. Whoever can't hold back and pee first loses."

"It's a competition!" Niu Qingkui said unwillingly.

"Okay, that's enough, men! Then let's not go down the mountain and compete again, let's do it now!

There is sweet and delicious mountain spring water here, which is just right." Zhang Junping said with a smirk.

Everyone else was happily eating barbecue while watching Zhang Junping and Niu Qingkui bickering.

They were all very interested in the water drinking competition proposed by Zhang Junping.

Drinking water is better than drinking wine, so you don’t have to worry about getting into trouble.

"I'll come, I'll get you some water!"

"I am coming too!"

Tian Jianjun and Cao Zhiqiang saw the excitement and took the initiative to fetch water.

One person was carrying a small aluminum pot and ran to fetch water.

Niu Qingkui always had a bad premonition, but it would be hard to lose face if he went back on his word after he had already said it.

After thinking about it carefully, I didn't think there was anything wrong.

Isn’t it better than holding in your urine?

My kidneys have also been tempered for many times, and they were made to urinate even in the wind.

Can I still be afraid of you?

Thinking of this, Niu Qingkui looked at Zhang Junping with confidence and said provocatively: "Brother Zhang, if you really can't hold it in for a while, just talk, but don't wet your pants.

At that time, people should say that we Northeasterners are bullying our guests."

"It's okay, as long as Brother Niu doesn't say that I'm a guest who deceives the host." Zhang Junping said with a smile.

"Here comes the water!" As he spoke, Tian Jianjun and Cao Zhiqiang came over with water.

Zhang Junping and Niu Qingkui took over the aluminum pot filled with water.

Niu Qingkui looked at Zhang Junping and asked: "How to drink?"

Zhang Junping held the aluminum pot and motioned to Niu Qingkui, "Brother Niu, come and touch one!"

Thank you Brother Niu for your warm hospitality these days, I will do it first as a courtesy."

After speaking, Zhang Junping took the aluminum pot and poured it into his mouth.

I saw Zhang Junping's mouth wide open, and water slowly flowed from the pot into Zhang Junping's mouth.

Without any pause, a pot of water was slowly poured into his mouth.

This isn't drinking water, it's just pouring water.

Zhang Junping's move made everyone open their mouths in shock.

God!

This guy is so awesome!

The heifer knocks on the door, the awesomeness has come home!

Three minutes later, Zhang Junping put down the aluminum pot and burped.

"Brother Niu, I've finished drinking, it's your turn!" Zhang Junping took a knife and sliced ​​off a piece of venison, put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly, and said to Niu Qingkui.

Niu Qingkui's expression changed, he was really frightened.

This pot of water weighed at least ten kilograms, so I drank it in one go.

He asked himself that he couldn't do it.

Niu Qingkui hugged Zhang Junping's neck, laughed and said: "Brother Zhang, I was joking with you just now.

Look how serious you are!

No more comparison, no more comparison!

Hurry up and eat. After dinner let's go hunting.

If we can't kill a tiger today, we have to get some wild boars back."

Niu Qingkui forcibly changed the topic, not caring about the contemptuous looks of everyone.

Zhang Junping also burst into laughter, and was helpless against Niu Qingkui's rogueness.

This is just a joke, how can it be that the cow is not suitable and the cow is forced to have its head pressed?

"No more competition?" Zhang Junping asked with a playful smile.

"No more competition! No more competition! Competition comes second, friendship comes first.

We can't let the game hurt our brothers' feelings, right?" Niu Qingkui said with a smile.

During the fight, everyone finished lunch and then started building the shack.

Two ladies, Jin Yanhua and Xiao Li, received preferential treatment and stayed in the Immortal Stone House.

For others, two people share a shack.

It was a very simple shack, just a triangular shed supported by five wooden sticks.

Cover the outside with plastic sheeting, and a simple shack is ready.

As for why they could still get plastic sheets when supplies were so tight.

This is very simple, just look at the work units of several people and you will know.

What surprised Zhang Junping the most was the sleeping bag.

In this era, sleeping bags actually appeared in China, and they were homemade sleeping bags made of wolf skin.

"How's it going? This is the sleeping bag I invented, isn't it awesome?" Niu Qingkui showed off to Zhang Junping.

"Awesome!" Zhang Junping silently gave Niu Qingkui a thumbs up.

Zhang Junping didn't tell him that the sleeping bag had been invented as early as the last century.

Niu Qingkui said he invented it, and Zhang Junping believed him.

Only these young masters who are greedy for enjoyment would come up with such an idea.

In the deep mountains, experienced hunters will never use sleeping bags like this.

Because in the deep mountains and old forests, using such a sleeping bag is simply courting death.

A wolfskin sleeping bag is indeed very warm when a person lies in it. It is windproof, moisture-proof and keeps warm.

But in the deep mountains and old forests, this is a cage. Once an emergency occurs, it is difficult to escape.

Therefore, old hunters will not think about this kind of sleeping bag, and even if they have it, they will not use it.

After setting up a campsite, the real hunting trip begins.

A group of ten people were divided into two teams, with an old hunter leading one team.

Zhang Junping took the initiative to follow the hunter Lao Wang.

It’s not that Hunter Lao Wang is so powerful, it’s just that it’s hard to call him Hunter Husband.

No matter how I call it, it feels awkward.

So, it's better to stay away.

Zhang Junping was walking in the mountains and forests with San Ba ​​Da Gai casually in his hand.

Autumn is a harvest season and a beautiful season.

From deep in the forest, the sounds of birds and unknown animals could be heard from time to time.

"boom!"

Zhang Junping suddenly raised his hand and fired.


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