459 Gay Legend is about to cause a sensation in Fantasyland... I'm really fooled!
Five minutes ago, Lin Luo was still complacent. If he hadn't had the foresight not to go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, how could he have enjoyed so many benefits as Black and White, and was full of harassment and friction. He left on the first day he came to Gensokyo.
My luck, my blessings are boundless... It is true that Gensokyo is our holy land.
But five minutes later, Lin Luo now knew that this was not some kind of luck, this was a calamity for him. On the first day, he opened the "Pandora's Box" that could not be opened under any circumstances, and also put it in his hands.
The box was broken... A month of bad luck, a month of bloody disaster, can I hold on?
Lin Luo didn't know what kind of bad luck and bloody disaster he would encounter in the future, but looking at the beautiful and lovely girl like a doll standing not far in front of him, he knew that disaster would soon befall him.
With his current strength, there are many people in Gensokyo who cannot be offended, and the first one to bear the brunt is Reimu Hakurei, the shaman of Hakurei Shrine, because in a sense, she is the master of Gensokyo, and she is invincible in Gensokyo.
As the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake, not to mention that he is not a strong dragon, and Reimu Hakurei is not just a local snake.
Next are several big bosses from Gensokyo, such as Kazami Yuuka, Yakumo Murasaki, Yashi Eirin, Saigyouji Yuyuko, Flandre Lù, Shiki Eihime and others... But these guys usually only need to be careful.
There is no danger if you take the initiative to mess with them, and most of them live a "hermit" life.
In addition, there are some local forces, such as heaven, underworld, hell and other places. Of course, the strong men in these places are basically nothing. Again, as long as you don't take the initiative to find trouble, you can completely ignore it.
Don’t count.
So, all in all, with his current strength, he can almost walk around Gensokyo. Even if he encounters some monsters that will take the initiative to cause trouble for him, he can easily deal with them. But among the humans or monsters that he can deal with,
There is one person who you absolutely cannot mess with.
Although her strength is not as good as those of the big guys, her favorability towards human beings is also very high, and she will not take the initiative to cause trouble. However, if someone really accidentally angered her, or even caused her to have
If she has murderous intent, then her danger level will directly surpass that of Yakumo Murasaki, Kazami Yuka and others... To say why, it's because she has a good mother and a strong enough backing
As long as she says "My mother is Kanzaki", no one in Gensokyo would dare to attack her.
This person is none other than the blond beauty standing in front of Lin Luo at this moment - Alice Margot Royd. She was originally a human, and after practicing, she became a race called "Magic". Her abilities
It is a vertical doll, and its finger flexibility is second to none in Gensokyo.
Because he is still a newcomer among magicians, he still maintains human habits in life. Like Marisa, he lives in a mansion in the Magic Forest, and there is also an unclear relationship with Marisa.
The ambiguous relationship... no, it can be seen from her helping Marisa wash her underwear, the relationship between them is already very clear, so Lin Luo also feels a huge headache.
The meeting between herself and Marisa was completely an accident, but Alice only saw them meeting, so in her eyes, this was undoubtedly a ntr. It was not a big deal to catch her on the spot. What if she was not careful?
If Alice's blackening attribute is caused, she will be close to death.
"Oops, the curse box is broken." Although Alice's unexpected arrival and Lin Luo's sudden appearance made it difficult for Marisa to calm down, when she saw the curse box being smashed by Alice, she was suddenly shocked.
She shouted carelessly and had already forgotten what happened before. She looked at the fragments with uneasiness in her eyes, not to mention Alice's increasingly gloomy face.
But just because she didn't notice it didn't mean that Lin Luo didn't notice it. He was more concerned about Alice's blackening than the cursed box. Countless curiosity seekers made him realize that this was a very dangerous thing.
Before Alice could react, and regardless of Marisa's dissuasion, Lin Luo used his natural power and stood up... Anyway, the curse box was already broken, so no matter how bad it was, it wouldn't be worse than it is now.
"Ah, be careful, my collection." Seeing Lin Luo stand up, Marisa's face changed, and she immediately got up from the ground, hurriedly catching the fallen items.
He had already offended Alice, but he could not offend Marisa again, so after standing up, Lin Luo immediately turned around and helped Marisa collect the equipment. However, the two of them only had four hands, and the piled items
It's like a mountain, there are at least several hundred, and two people simply can't catch it.
“Shanghai, Penglai”
Swish swish swish...
At this moment, several dolls suddenly flew over from behind them, catching the fragile objects that were about to hit the ground at extremely fast speeds... Lin Luo took a quick glance and found those very cute ones.
The dolls, like their owners, all had stern expressions on their faces, which made him even more frightened.
Shanghai and Penglai are Alice's two humanoids, and they are also the only two humanoids with names. Shanghai is responsible for melee defense and self-destruction, while Penglai is responsible for magic attack. Of course, that is in combat. In non-combat state, the humanoid can also
She does a lot of chores, such as cleaning, cooking, washing, etc. Of course, since the dolls are manipulated by Alice, she really does it herself.
With Alice's help, they were much more efficient in picking up equipment. After a while, Marisa's items that were on the verge of death were all rescued by them. Apart from the room becoming bigger, nothing irreversible happened.
This made Lin Luo feel a big stone in his heart.
Of course, Lin Luo did not think that he was safe, because two irreversible things did happen just now.
"It's over, the Cursed Box can't be saved..." Marisa, who didn't understand the charm, quickly ran to the side, holding the pile of fragments and crying without tears.
The curse box is broken, and the bad luck is irreversible. Just do whatever you want. We will think of a solution later. So Lin Luo only glanced at it slightly, but his more attention was focused on Alice.
body, because no matter how you look at it, the current Alice is much scarier than the Curse Box.
Swish
As Lin Luo expected, after the item crisis was resolved, Alice immediately turned against her. Under her mysterious control, more than a dozen dolls suddenly surrounded Lin Luo, and all of them had a thorn in their hands.
The sharp tip of the gun was pointed at his head.
At the same time, Marisa was facing the same situation. Obviously, Alice had great intentions of killing the husband and wife together.
"Alice, what are you doing?" Marisa's attributes were probably similar to those dull men in harem anime. She raised her head and looked at Alice with a blank expression.
Sure enough, Marisa's emotional intelligence is quite low. No wonder she won't be angry even if she is molested by him... Lin Luoxin said. But in order to make things more serious, he also pretended to be surprised and puzzled, and raised his eyebrows.
He held up his hands and looked at Alice inexplicably.
"Marisa, thank you for washing your clothes and bringing them here. I didn't expect you to..." Alice lowered her head with a gloomy look on her face, exuding an ominous aura that was even greater than the Curse Box.
The moment he raised his head, those beautiful eyes became unfocused and were equally distributed on Lin Luo and Marisa. He spoke in a low voice, "You actually brought a man home to haunt you..."
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"What the hell?" Marisa's eyes were full of questions, "I don't understand what you are saying at all."
"Um...you misunderstood." Lin Luo felt that if Marisa was asked to explain, it would definitely get darker and darker. While Alice has not become so evil that she would kill anyone she sees, it is best to persuade her with words.
The right choice, so he immediately said, "It was just a misunderstanding, the truth is not what you see..."
Then, Lin Luo told the story of what had just happened as quickly as possible. Of course, he used unqiu's writing style, which was full of virtuality and reality. He also hid the scabbard and some unimportant things.
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"In other words, the reason why you are like that is because of this cursed box?" After listening to Lin Luo's explanation, Alice's face finally calmed down a little, she put away the Shanghai tent and looked at the fragments in Marisa's hand.
Full of surprise, "Now that this box is broken, do you have to accept a month of bad luck?"
"Yes, because you broke the box." Marisa stood up from the ground, looking weak, and then introduced the two of them to each other, "He is Lin Luo, a foreigner I met today. This is my friend, Ali.
Silk...Megatron."
Lin Luo: "...Hello, Megatron."
"My name is not Megatron. Why can't you remember my name?" Alice gave Marisa a very resentful look, while Marisa spread her hands and looked helpless, "Who called you your name?"
It’s so long, and I think the name Megatron suits you very well. Don’t your dolls often explode with bangs?”
"..." Alice was speechless and Lin Luo was embarrassed.
After the introduction, Marisa stopped caring about the two people and began to study the curse box again, "Oh no, I really shot myself in the foot now. My luck this month was not very good...
"When you harm others, you end up harming yourself. That's what it's all about."
While Marisa's attention was focused on the Cursed Box, Alice rolled her eyes, then quietly walked towards Lin Luo, lowering her voice, seemingly threatening, "Are everything you just said true?"
"Of course it's true. Marisa and I are innocent," Lin Luo said firmly. Of course, in order to cooperate with Alice and to facilitate himself, his voice was not loud, at least not enough to attract Marisa's attention.
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"Where's the evidence?" Alice obviously couldn't feel relieved about what happened just now, Bi asked.
"Evidence? I just said it."
"That's not enough. You only knew Marisa for a day, and she took you back to her home. I didn't even treat you that well..." At this point, Alice's face turned slightly red, and then she said seriously,
"Don't get me wrong, I just care about my friends. Do you... have that... liking between you?"
Obviously, this is traditional tsundere.
Lin Luo is a normal man. If he says he doesn't like a young and beautiful woman like Marisa, it would definitely be a lie. However, Alice poses a huge threat and he doesn't mind telling some lies. "How is it possible? Marisa and I are just
Ordinary friends.”
"Ordinary friends can also evolve into good friends, and you have become friends after only knowing each other for a day. If it takes a long time, wouldn't it be..." Alice glared at Lin Luo, her amber eyes full of vigilance.
"...Well, you can rest assured that Marisa and I will never evolve into the kind of relationship you imagined." Maybe, but you must say no at this time.
"Why?"
"Because..." How should I say this? Lin Luo felt a lot of pressure from Alice's inquiring. He was now very happy. Fortunately, there were no people of the level of Katsura Yanha and Ryugu Rena in his harem, and Alice also
If you are not the host of the Heart of the World, otherwise a good ship and a hatchet are really not far away.
Lin Luo really didn't know how to answer, but Alice's aggressive eyes made him have to answer. After all, the other party had a good mother. What if Alice was made to cry and her mother came to take revenge?
"Actually..." After thinking for a long time, Lin Luo finally thought of a statement that was more convincing to Alice. Although it was difficult for him to say it, for the sake of his own safety, he suppressed the nausea in his stomach.
He turned his head and said sheepishly, "Actually, I... I like men."
"Ah" Alice was obviously shocked, and she took a step back subconsciously, covering her mouth with a surprised look on her face. However, when she thought of someone else's thoughts, she looked at Lin Luo with a layer of sympathy in her eyes, "It turns out
If so, you are a gay, then I really misunderstood you."
"Yeah, so you don't have to worry about anything between Marisa and me. I only regard her as a sister, and she's not my type." Well, Lin Luo just wants to find a place to vomit now.
Special vomit.
Click, click, click...
Just as Lin Luo finished speaking, he suddenly heard a frightening sound. He looked up suddenly and saw a young girl outside holding a camera and pressing fast.
"This will become good news. Thank you for providing the material. Wenwen Daily will definitely report this matter for you, so stay tuned." The young lady took the camera, smiled slightly, and then flew into the sky with a whoosh.
Lin Luo's face changed drastically and I chased him out as fast as I could.