[470 words] Muq, your storytelling skills are really powerful!
ps: If you don’t laugh in this chapter, slap me.
Speaking of which, Lin Luo had already "confessed" to Saku Ye twice, but I don't know whether it was because the time the two got together was too short, or because his strategies were not in place, or because of Saku Ye's personality, which made the two
The relationship between people has always been tepid, somewhere between friends and yet below ambiguity. To put it bluntly, their favorability is a bit cold.
Lin Luo was somewhat conflicted about this. Although he also wanted to come to Gensokyo to improve the relationship between the two, but now he is trapped in the "mundane world". Not only does he have a big boss like Kohaku, but there is even a curse.
Since it is such a big trouble, the matter of picking up girls can only be postponed temporarily. In any case, the curse problem must be solved first, otherwise there will be endless troubles.
After all, in less than a day, he has already become popular n times.
Therefore, after the bloodletting, apart from chatting a little about some official matters, there was no chance for anything ambiguous to happen, such as the teapot suddenly knocking over and getting wet, or the foot slipping and falling down, revealing the underwear.
La, or accidentally took the aphrodisiac, beep beep beep. I'm sorry, Sakuya is perfect as a maid. Even if the sun comes out from the south, she will not make such a natural mistake.
In addition, because of Sakuya's loss and recovery, the Scarlet Devil Mansion held a small celebration party before he came. Lily ate and drank wildly at the celebration, and finally miraculously got drunk. She is currently lying somewhere in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
He was sleeping soundly in a room. In response, Lin Luo could only shake his head and smile bitterly.
Then, after brewing the black tea with blood, Sakuya took it outside the hospital to feed the eldest and second ladies. Please figure out how to feed it yourself. Lin Luo, on the other hand, took the little devil with him to the underground library. The little devil is
The familiar summoned by Patchouli is not controlled by the Scarlet Devil Mansion. It only works for Patchouli, helping to manage the library. Although it is a branch of demons, it is very weak. It has two pairs of wings and a red head.
She has long hair and is wearing a black Gothic outfit. She looks like a little girl of fifteen or fourteen years old, but she is actually a child.
The little devil has a naughty personality and likes to play pranks. This was clearly shown when she took Lin Luo to the library. Although she appeared to be very respectful on the surface, whenever Lin Luo didn't pay attention to her, she would say something.
He muttered softly, making faces and sticking out his tongue.
The little devil thought that Lin Luo didn't see it and was working very diligently, but in fact, every move she made was within Lin Luo's "sight", which made Lin Luo very speechless. Originally, he wanted to tease this simple girl a little bit.
A naughty little guy, but before he could think of a solution, the library had already arrived, which made his plan aborted, and he had no choice but to "retaliate" in the future.
"Master, I have brought the guests." In front of Patchouli, to be precise, it should be when there are many people, the little devil's naughtiness was restrained by her, and she appeared quite polite.
"Well, I understand, you go to work." Patchouli was still sitting at her desk, seeming to be studying something, looking attentively, without looking back, and said lightly.
The little devil responded, and then she flew to other parts of the library to work.
"Are you okay?" Marisa originally stayed by Patchouli's side. After Lin Luo arrived, she immediately ran up to ask. It wasn't that she cared much, but that she was a little curious. A person was whipped.
What will happen after the blood level rises?
"Strange, I see you haven't changed much." What surprised Marisa was that Lin Luo was not as weak as she imagined, but was as energetic as when she came.
"Why do I feel like you are a little disappointed?"
Lin Luo gave her a very painful look.
"Hahaha, is there?" Marisa suddenly giggled.
Well, arguing with this guy who is missing a muscle is really a very stupid thing. Lin Luo stopped struggling with Marisa, walked to the desk, and asked the girl who was still looking down on the book
:
"Is there any detailed progress regarding the curse? Miss Patchouli." Lin Luo's tone contained a hint of respect. After all, basic courtesy is still required when asking for help.
Qiu Li nodded, her eyes still falling on the book, "I have looked at your symptoms just now and found a few clues. If you are lucky, you can draw a conclusion soon."
"That's great. No matter whether it succeeds or not, I will definitely repay you." Lin Luo was overjoyed. Although the price for asking Patchouli for help had been paid with his own blood, it was given to Remilia at that time.
She has nothing to do with Patchouli, and Remilia is the type who takes money and does nothing.
As for how to repay, he had already made full preparations before coming to Gensokyo. Although there are many strong men in Gensokyo, most of them have "fatal" weaknesses. As long as they "attack" based on their weaknesses, then
Strong people can be defeated easily.
For example, Reimu's weakness is incense money, Marisa's weakness is magic research, Cirno's weakness is stupidity, the eldest lady's weakness is naturally his blood, and Patchouli's weakness is undoubtedly hers.
Asthma.
As a magician, Patchouli is quite powerful. The fact that she moved the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion to Gensokyo by herself fully demonstrates her power. In terms of combat effectiveness, she is ranked first in Gensokyo.
It's possible, but in fact, if she really fights, she will only be ranked second. The reason is that she suffers from hereditary asthma.
This disease cannot be cured by magic. Not only does it prevent her from fighting for a long time, but the chanting of spells is also easily interrupted. Her physique is even worse than that of ordinary humans, and she is unable to do strenuous exercise. If she loses her magic,
Even an ordinary strong man can push her down beep beep... But having said that, beep beep is also a strenuous exercise, so Patchouli can't beep beep.
Because of her asthma, Patchouli did not go out easily, nor did she walk around casually, let alone do some strenuous exercise. She spent almost all of her more than 100 years in the library, thus developing her
That's a big library that has a habit of being immobile, and that's probably why it got its name.
However, in Lin Luo's eyes, this disease can be cured with a simple move. Originally, he planned to use this to improve Pat Qiuli's favorability, but now Lin Luo has a more insidious idea, that is, to treat Pat Qiuli in batches.
Qiu Li's asthma not only showed the difficulty of treating the disease, but also showed his efforts. In this way, Napa updated oo]. Qiu Li's favorability level not only went up, but also
Through physical contact, if you are lucky, you may be able to directly rise to the beep beep level.
Of course, Patchouli didn't know his sinister intentions, nor did she know that he had the heaven-defying ability of divine healing. She thought Lin Luo was just talking politely and didn't care. In fact, she didn't expect Lin Luo to do anything.
In return, she has a certain interest in the cursed box.
In response, Patchouli continued to focus on the information in her hand. Lin Luo did not disturb her. Like Marisa, she was browsing the magic books in the library. Strangely enough, he found it here.
A fanzine with the title Three Oriental City Supervisors vs. Two Paparazzi. About half a quarter of an hour later, Patchouli finally closed the book and raised her head, "I found it. I already understand the origin of this cursed box and the reason for its curse.
"Really!" After hearing this, Lin Luo and Marisa immediately put down the toys in their hands, ran to Patchouli, and said in unison, "Have you found a solution?"
Patchouli nodded and said: "The method to solve the curse is related to the cause of the curse box. Now I will talk about this reason first. A long time ago, there was a man and woman, the man was named Romeo and the woman was named Juliet.
""Bang!"
Lin Luo didn't stand firm and fell to the ground. Damn!
This is Fantasyland. It’s not a stage play. Where did Romeo and Juliet come from? MQ, are you telling a story? Which world did you come from? He’s so embarrassed!
"Sure enough, he bled too much." Seeing him falling to the ground, Marisa smiled happily, while Patchouli looked calm and asked: "Are you okay?" 4th Floor
"It's okay, I'm fine, it's just that my feet are a little slippery." Lin Luo stood up, waved his hands, his face was as calm as usual, "Please continue." I have experienced so many collapsed worlds, just a pair of Romeos
Not to mention Juliet.
So, Patchouli said again: "The man and woman are lovers, but the woman is a noble and the man is a commoner. Because of the gap in status, their love affair has been greatly hindered."
Strange, aren't Romeo and Juliet both nobles? Their tragedy is because the two families are enemies, Lin Luo secretly complains.
"However, the lovers did not break off contact because of the family image. Instead, they fell in love more deeply. However, the obstruction from their elders became more serious. In the end, the woman's family even betrothed Juliet to another nobleman with whom she had a family connection."
Lin Luo frowned. He thought he had heard this story routine in another tragedy.
"Originally, Romeo and Juliet were planning to elope, but due to various reasons, the correspondence between the two could not be reached. In the end, Romeo died before Juliet got married."
No, I really don’t think this is the version of Romeo and Juliet, said Lin Luoxin.
"Then, Juliet excused herself to go to the toilet in the middle of her wedding, and then ran to Romeo's grave while no one was paying attention. Because her lover's death made her despair, she bumped her head against the grave and died. In the end, they both turned into butterflies and flew to Romeo's grave.
Far away..." Damn! This is Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai!
Lin Luo heard it, this script was definitely written by Mu Q combining Eastern and Western cultures!
"What a poignant love story." Marisa seemed moved and wiped the unnecessary tears from her eyes.
Lin Luo said he couldn't complain.
"Okay, this love story is indeed very poignant, but what does it have to do with the cursed box? Is it revenge after the death of Romeo and Juliet?" Lin Luo forced herself to be calm, and then asked.
But Patchouli shook her head, "It's not them who are cursed, but Dongfang Xiucai, the fiancé of Juliet who was betrayed by Romeo."
"Oriental scholar" Lin Luo's mouth twitched, Mq, do you dare to break down more thoroughly?
"Yes, in fact, the Eastern scholar also loved this Juliet deeply, but because he was raped by Romeo, he eventually vomited blood and died. So because of love and hatred, he turned into an evil spirit after death, and put all his resentment in a box.
, it’s the cursed box you broke.”
Lin Luo, a sincere bitch, doesn’t want to complain anymore.
"Actually, if ordinary people open the curse box, they will have slightly bad luck. At most, they will be depressed when watching doujinshis with superiors and no new episodes. It will not turn into bad luck. But if the person who opens the curse box is a couple in love,
If you are a couple, then the problem is very troublesome. I think you must have had some intimate behavior when you opened the cursed box, right?"
Luo and Marisa were stunned, "So, but it was just an accident." "That's right." Patchouli nodded, "The resentment of the Eastern scholars should be that they thought you were Romeo and Juliet, so they died.
I cursed you, but this curse has recently turned into bad luck."
""Lin Luo understood. He was shot while lying down. He was unjustly accused!
"But why is my curse a bad luck, while Marisa's is only a little bit?"
"It's very simple. Although Dongfang Xiucai is very Juliet, he also loves her. It is impossible to really curse her to death. At most, he will curse her to not be able to escape in the future."
""Marisa was embarrassed. Wouldn't this cut off her wealth?
"But you are different. In The Resentment of the Eastern Scholar, you are the Romeo who killed him. Do you think he will show mercy to a man who hates his wife?"
"Then I'm really tragic." Lin Luo was about to cry but had no tears.
"In addition, this curse is actually not very casual. Under normal circumstances, it is just a small curse. But if you come into contact with a woman, then this curse will become a disaster. In fact, the resentment of the Eastern scholar is a curse.
You die as a woman."
"Then I'm dead." There isn't much else in Gensokyo but there are a lot of women. At this moment, Lin Luoduo hopes this is a mountain of women's clothing.
"Then what's the solution?" Lin Luo asked eagerly.
Patchouli sighed, "I just found out its source. The specific solution needs further investigation, but I think you should go to the underworld." "The underworld?"
"Yes, it is natural that Dongfang Xiucai went to the underworld after his death. I don't know whether he is still there now, but it would be a good idea if we could communicate with him. The master of the underworld is Youyou from Saigyouji Temple.
Son, if you can ask her for help, it will be much easier."
Well, we still need to find Youyouzi. Is this a repeat of the dream of the Eastern Monster?