081 My Brother Is Bullying You and Losing Your Memory
081 Brother just bullied you into losing your memory.
"Hey, isn't this the boy Kamijou? Why are you back so soon?" Lin Luo stood up from his seat and walked towards the hedgehog head. The expression on his face was like an old friend suddenly reunited after not seeing him for many years.
"There is no class this afternoon, so I came back early...Ah, no, I should be the one asking the question, who are you two, and why are you at my house?" Kamijou Touma answered subconsciously, but he just said it.
Halfway through, he suddenly woke up, pointed at Lin Luo and Tohsaka Rin and exclaimed.
"Hey, Touma, aren't they your friends?" Index said, then lowered her head and continued to eat.
"Hey, boy Kamijou, are you kidding? Or are you afraid that we will come to your place to make a living, so you deliberately pretend not to know us?" Lin Luo said half-jokingly and half-seriously.
"Huh?" Kamijou Touma was stunned again, "I know...you guys?"
"Let me tell you, boy Kamijou, your joke has gone too far." Lin Luo had a dissatisfied expression on his face, "You don't have to know me, but you can't pretend you don't know the guy over there!"
As Lin Luo spoke, he pointed at Tohsaka Rin behind him.
"..." Seeing the serious expression on Lin Luo's face, Kamijou Touma did not dare to speak. He tried hard to search for the memories in his mind, and his eyes flicked back and forth on Lin Luo's and Tohsaka Rin's body.
At the same time, Tohsaka Rin also looked confused, wondering what Lin Luo was doing.
"Oh, Kamijou boy, I'm really disappointed with you. You even pretend not to know your own relatives." Lin Luo sighed, then pointed at Tosaka Rin and solemnly announced, "She is your biological sister.
Kamijou Rin!”
puff!
A mouthful of tea spurted out of his mouth, and then he coughed violently. It was not Kamijou Touma, nor Index, but Tohsaka Rin... er, no, it was Kamijou Rin now.
"Look, you made your sister so angry that she even choked on the cold water. I curse you to never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets." Lin Luo walked back to Kamijou Rin's shop with a face full of hatred.
around.
At this time, Tohsaka Rin just finished coughing. She grabbed Lin Luo's collar and ran to the side. She twitched the corners of her eyes and asked in a low voice: "You guy, why am I the sister with the hedgehog head? You'd better explain to me.
clear!"
Of course it's for insurance. The pick-up man's ability to pick up girls is so powerful. Even if I have the blood of the King of the Palace, I won't dare to confront him head-on. Why should I have a third or fourth level of insurance?
Of course, these words cannot be said to Tohsaka Rin. Lin Luo can only say: "Of course it is for your safety. The only one who has the ability to be your protection now is the hedgehog head. We want to protect him."
For him, there must be a better reason."
"This is not a good reason. No one would believe a strange sister suddenly appeared!" Tohsaka Rin was almost going crazy.
"Don't worry, there's absolutely no problem with this. That guy just lost his memory some time ago and doesn't remember anything from the past. So as long as we act more realistically, there won't be any flaws."
"Ah!" Rin Tosaka was stunned, and then said a little embarrassed, "But... wouldn't it be a bit bad for us to use him like this? After all, we are now enemies of the entire Academy City."
"You don't have to worry about this. Although that hedgehog doesn't look amazing, his vitality is stronger than Xiaoqiang." Lin Luo explained, "And you don't have to feel guilty. That hedgehog has the ability to pick up girls.
He is known as the King of Kings, and his favorite thing to do is to show off in front of beautiful women, and then let the beautiful women commit themselves to him. According to my incomplete statistics, at least there are girls he has attracted..."
As he spoke, Lin Luo stretched out five fingers. He originally wanted to say five digits, but now that the Misaka sisters have been moved by him, how many people in the harem are there... Lin Luo turned over his palms.
, "About ten or so."
"..." Suddenly, Tohsaka Rin showed a hint of disgust on his face and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
"It's absolutely true!" Lin Luo said firmly.
"In this case, there is no problem, but... is it safe to be with him? He won't mess around, right?" Tohsaka Rin was a little uneasy.
Lin Luo comforted: "Although that hedgehog's private life is a bit promiscuous, but to be honest, he is just a playboy. He still has a kind nature and will not take action against his biological sister, so now you just need to play this role well."
That’s it, the other task is to fool that idiot foodie nun and learn her magic.”
"Well, after hearing what you said, my pressure has been reduced a lot." Tohsaka Rin nodded, agreeing with this approach.
You have such an attitude, and my pressure has been reduced a lot. Lin Luo said in his heart, the pick-up man's ability to pick up girls makes him have to guard against it, double insurance is absolutely necessary, now after his own smear, the pick-up hand is in
Rin's heart definitely has a negative favorability level. The insurance here is basically good, so if you stay with the girl for a while, you can add another layer of insurance.
Then back to the "scene", Lin Luo led Tohsaka Rin to Kamijou Touma and sighed: "Kamijo boy, your sister was very sad just now. I didn't expect that my brother who has been taking care of Youka since he was a child would not
Know yourself, well, I really don’t know what to say about you, Kamijou boy.”
Because Lin Luo and Rin spoke very softly just now, and Kamijou Touma was completely immersed in the shocking "fact" that he actually had a biological sister, so he didn't pay attention to their whispers, and
As for the silver one next to her...she is still eating!
"Um...are you really my sister?" Kamijou Touma pointed at Tohsaka Rin, with a face that still didn't believe it. Putting aside his own memory, even the information he obtained after losing his memory did not include Kamijou Rin.
Number one.
Rin nodded, with a very cooperative expression of sadness and disappointment on his face.
"Nonsense, this can be false!" Lin Luo finally got angry and shouted loudly, "Are you still pretending that you don't know each other? Well, I will give you the evidence...
First of all, your father's name is Kamijou Touya, your mother's name is Kamijou Shiina, and you have a cousin named Ryugami Otohime. Also, you have had an aura of misfortune since you were born. That's because your right hand is fantasy.
The killer can erase all superpowers and magic, so he usually masturbates with his left hand, and..."
"Wait! I believe it!" Kamijou Touma was lying on the ground with a sad face. He could only know half of the evidence Lin Luo said, and some of them he didn't even know, such as masturbating with his left hand...
...In order to prevent more disturbing secrets that even he didn't know from being exposed, he had to believe it.
"Then why did you pretend not to know her just now?" Lin Luo was reluctant, "Do you know how sad your sister is when you are like this?"
"In this way..." Kamijou Touma was a little embarrassed to say it. He looked at Index who was still cleaning up the food, waved to Lin Luo and the two of them, walked aside, and then whispered: "Actually, I
Lost my memory."
"What?" Although they already knew it, the two of them still pretended to be surprised.
Afterwards, Kamijou Touma told the story of his amnesia. Of course, these stories were told to him by someone else, and he had no memory of them. Therefore, he spoke as if he was talking about someone else's affairs.
After hearing this, the two of them let out a deliberate sigh.
"So that's the case, then we really blamed you wrongly." Lin Luo sighed.
"No, no, no, it's not your fault. It's my fault for making my sister sad." Kamijou Touma's face was full of apology.
"No, my brother is very brave. I'm very pleased." Tohsaka Rin smiled empathetically. Of course, where no one saw it, her right hand went behind Lin Luo and pinched her waist.
A piece of soft flesh, twist it hard!
"!!!" Lin Luo almost cried. Lin, you are too dark!