ps: The second update is 5,000 words, can I give you a monthly pass?
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Hakurei Mingmeng is two years old this year, but she is completely different from ordinary little kids. Although she is young, her IQ is not low at all. Compared with Cirno, March Jing, Rumia and others, she is simply
Even if she is a genius, it is not an exaggeration to call her the child of destiny who drives the wheel of history... At least, she can go to the human world alone to make soy sauce. (du kan,)
"Auntie, get me a bottle of soy sauce." In the grocery store in the human world, Ming Meng put the soy sauce bottle on the counter and greeted the proprietress sweetly.
"Little Mingmeng, it's you again." The proprietress is a middle-aged woman in her forties. Looking at Mingmeng's face full of love, she is already very familiar with this girl who often comes to the store to buy things.
"Here, these are the milk candies we made ourselves. They are delicious. Here you go." The lady boss handed the full soy sauce bottle to Ming Meng, then grabbed a handful of candies from the side and stuffed them into Ming Meng.
Holding his hand, he spoke kindly.
"Thank you, auntie." Ming Meng held candy in her left hand and soy sauce in her right hand, humming "I am the number one princess in the world" as she jumped out of the grocery store.
The proprietress looked at her leaving figure and couldn't help but shake her head, "Oh, it seems that the witches are getting lazy these days. Even such a small child has to run out to make soy sauce without worrying about being caught by monsters.
...Even though he is the child of a miko.”
The boss lady's worry is not without reason. Although there are regulations that monsters are not allowed to attack the human world, humans are still very dangerous in other places. For example, the beast road from the human world to the Hakurei Shrine is full of numerous small and large monsters.
, if ordinary people are not protected by witches, 99% of them will be eaten, and only a small number of lucky people will be able to return safely.
And a pink child like Ming Meng is obviously the favorite of monsters.
But then again, Mingmeng is the child of a miko and the heir to the next miko. The word "ordinary" has nothing to do with her. Just because she was able to play bullets with the second lady of the Scarlet Devil Mansion a year ago.
A single game is enough to fight off a large number of monsters.
As for the powerful monsters that Reimu can't defeat, with Hakurei Reimu as the background, it is enough to make countless monsters retreat three feet. Well, even if some monsters are not afraid of Reimu, then is the identity of the goddaughter of the monster sage Yakumo Murasaki enough?
?Is the lord of the underworld Yuyuko’s year-end friend enough to be a backer? Is the lord of flowers of the four seasons Kazami Yuxiang’s descendant of the magic cannon arrogant enough?
In short, there is someone up there in Hakurei Mingmeng.
Not to mention running amok in Gensokyo, even walking backwards is no problem.
Of course, there are still monsters who will take advantage of her, such as some guys without eyes, or pure monsters with no IQ and no human form. It's just a pity... these guys who can't even be called monsters are here.
Gensokyo has no status at all, and its strength is pitifully low. At most, it can only fight against the three-month spirit, so how can it possibly eat the miko's daughter.
"Yo Xi, I have already defeated the ninth demon. I only need to defeat another one and I will take another step towards you." In the beast's way, Ming Meng patted the dust on his hands and watched as she watched.
The dozens of demons defeated showed a satisfied smile.
Hakurei Reimu once told her that the monsters in the beast realm are all experience points. The more you fight, the faster you will level up. If you can win a thousand consecutive victories, you will become an adult and can challenge high-level monsters.
So since then, Mingmeng has set a goal for himself, that is, every time he goes out, he must defeat ten demons before he can go home.
"Oh, it's already getting dark. I have to go home quickly. Braised pork with braised pork."
Because she was focused on repelling the demon, Ming Meng realized that it was already night. She immediately exclaimed, quickly picked up the soy sauce bottle and the uneaten Oooh milk candy and ran towards Hakurei Shrine.
Hey, do you still want to fight the tenth demon?
Ming Meng, who was talking about braised pork, had obviously forgotten about the tenth demon. After all, she was only a two-year-old child, so he couldn't ask too much of her.
"Hey, what is that?" After running for a long time, Mingmeng suddenly stopped and looked at a corner in the distance. There was a little light flickering in the dark night.
As the saying goes, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. Now that Ming Meng is sure to win every battle, he obviously has nothing to fear. After looking at the place for a while, his curiosity was immediately aroused by the light, and he ran over cautiously.
"Wow wow wow, it turns out to be Night Bird's BBQ restaurant."
After getting closer, Ming Meng finally discovered that it was the legendary barbecue restaurant. Smelling the aroma coming from the barbecue restaurant, Ming Meng couldn't help but salivate.
"Should we go or not?" At this time, Mingmeng was caught in a state of war between heaven and man. On the one hand, it was her mother's braised pork, and on the other hand, it was the legendary barbecue, leaving her in a dilemma.
"Well... Mom just needs to drink tea and be in a daze. It doesn't matter if you go back later. Besides, Mom also said that the legendary barbecue restaurant is rare. If you miss it, God will not forgive you, so... um
, it’s decided!”
Half a minute later, Ming Meng finally made her choice and ran quickly towards the barbecue restaurant.
"Sister Mystia, I want to eat barbecue." Ming Meng greeted cheerfully as soon as he walked to the front of the store.
The owner of the barbecue restaurant is a cute and petite girl with red hair, a hat with wings on her head, a pair of wings on her back, and long nails on her ten fingers. She is the night sparrow monster.
Mistia Lorela is a singer and the owner of a barbecue restaurant.
"Ah, Mingmeng, why is it you?" Mistia obviously also knew this witch's child. She stared at her for a few times, feeling strange for a while, and then sighed, "Okay, anyway, whoever comes
I’m a guest, and you’re the first guest today, so what do you want to eat?”
As she spoke, she had the smile of a professional saleswoman on her face.
"I want to eat grilled night bird." Ming Meng put down the soy sauce bottle, sat in front of the stall, and said innocently.
"Bang!"
Mistia fell under the table. After a few seconds, she managed to get up, with a difficult and painful smile on her face, "You said...what do you want to eat?"
"Roasted night bird." Xiao Mingmeng smiled, squeezing out two shallow dimples, her face full of innocence and purity, "Last time Cuixiang showed me her ecological map, she told me, roasted night bird
The most delicious.”
"I don't have that kind of thing in my store!" Mystia twitched the corners of her mouth and said viciously, "Also, don't read that kind of messy book anymore, it's not good for you!"
"Then what do you have in your store?" Ming Lin pointed his finger at his lips and asked curiously.
"I only have grilled eight-eye steamed buns here."
"Is this the only one?"
"This is the only one."
Ming Meng immediately tilted her head and said blankly, "Then why did you ask me what I wanted to eat just now? There's obviously only one kind of food."
"..." Mystia was speechless, well, she was defeated.
"You little guy, are you here to eat or to mess with me?!" Mistia pretended to look fierce and glared at Mingmeng fiercely.
But it is a pity that even if Mystia makes a terrifying gesture, she is still far behind the domineering Yuuka Kazami and the angry Reimu Hakurei. Mingmeng does not feel scary at all, but is happy.
She laughed and said, "Sister Mystia, you look so cute like this."
"..." Mistia wanted to cry. She was molested. She was molested by a two-year-old kid.
After closing her eyes and taking a few deep breaths, Mistia finally calmed down and decided not to care about this little girl's nonsense. She said seriously: "Grilled eight-eye steamed buns, do you want to eat them or not?"
"I want to eat! I want to eat!" This is indeed Youyouzi's old friend. When it comes to eating, Xiao Mingmeng's eyes light up.
Out of the professionalism of a waitress, Mistia immediately put aside all the distracting thoughts in her mind and devoted herself to cooking barbecue... slicing, shaving, roasting, and making sauce. Her skillful skills proved that she was this person.
Say hello to everyone. Soon, a fragrant dish of delicious food will come out of the oven.
"Well, it's delicious."
Mistia baked it quickly, and Mingmeng ate it even faster. Three times five divided by two, a plate of eight-headed steamed buns was eaten in no time.
"After you finish eating, please give me the money." After Mingmeng wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue, Mistia stretched out his hand.
"Money?" Ming Meng was stunned immediately. Three seconds later, she tilted her head and said, "What money?"
Mistia almost rushed to the street again, but said patiently: "Of course it's food money. Don't you need to pay when you go to the store to buy things? This is an exchange of equal value! An exchange of equal value!"
"I know about equal exchange, but..." Ming Meng nodded her chin and said seriously, "My mother said that you don't need to pay for eating monster food, because monsters always make trouble for her.
.And Marisa also said that monsters live longer than humans. If you borrow something from the past, the monsters will come and get it after they die, so there is no need to go out of their way to return it..."
"So, Sister Mystia, after I die, I will return what I have eaten to you." A bright smile appeared on Ming Meng's face.
Mistia was so depressed that she almost vomited blood. For the first time, she felt that the girl in front of her was not very cute. However, compared to Mingmeng, her anger towards Reimu and Marisa was infinitely higher... Look! Look!
What is a good child taught to be like?
These unscrupulous bastards!
Mistia calmed down after cursing a few words in her heart. She knew that it was impossible for Mingmeng, who had been taught like this, to pay. She probably had no money at all, so no matter how unwilling she was, she could only
Could Mingmeng still be able to pay off his debts with his own body after knocking out his teeth and swallowing blood?
If you dare to do this, you may really turn into a roasted night bird.
Mistia accepted her fate, and at the worst she could just treat her as a volunteer.
"Okay, since this is your first time coming to my store, today is free. But then again, are you really only two years old?" Mistia looked at Ming Meng suspiciously, and really couldn't figure it out.
How did this child, who didn't seem very smart, remember the "knowledge" taught by adults so clearly?
"Ming Meng is really two years old." Ming Meng's face showed an innocent smile that only a child can have. Then he blinked, as if he thought of something, and asked, "Um, sister Mystia, today
Is it really free?”
"Yeah, it's free, it's cheaper for you little guy."
After hearing this, Ming Meng immediately grinned and said, "Then give me a dozen more eight-eye steamed buns. I want to pack them."
Bang!
Mistia fell to the ground again, and when she got up she was angry, "Don't be ridiculous, you little guy! Do you think I run a charity canteen here? Do you think eight-eyed mangos are so easy to catch? Do you think I run a charity canteen here?
Is it easy for me to work night jobs every day to avoid the urban management? Do you think it is easy for me to open a small shop? There are a few people like you who eat and drink for free every day... Wuwuwu..."
Mistia became sadder and sadder as she spoke, and at the end, she cried.
Ten minutes later, Mystia wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and handed the two barbecue packages to Ming Meng's hands... This was the best result she got with her tear offensive and the sadness card.
The urban management's daughter, she can't afford to offend!
"Sister Mystia, you are such a good person." Ming Meng's smile was still so innocent, but in Mystia's eyes it turned into a devil's smile. Now she just hopes that this girl can go as far as she can.
However, Mingmeng obviously had no intention of leaving immediately. Instead, he covered his mouth with his hands and said quietly: "Sister Mystia, I have a secret that I have never told anyone. Today I will tell you specifically. In fact...
…I am a magical girl.”
"Huh? Magical girl?" Mystia was stunned, what is that?
"You see." Ming Meng smiled mysteriously, then clasped her hands together and said silently for a moment, "Change!"
The next moment, Ming Meng opened her hand, and a candy appeared in her hand. Ming Meng handed the candy to Mistia's hand, "This is the happy candy I made with magic. After you eat it,
You will become happy. Then, goodbye, Sister Mystia."
After saying that, Ming Meng grabbed the soy sauce bottle and two packs of barbecue and left happily.
In the barbecue restaurant, Mistia stared blankly at the happy candy (actually an oh-oh toffee) in her hand, wanting to cry without tears.
"Is it easy for me to open a store? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
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Reimu was very happy that she could get a dinner and a midnight snack with just one Oooh milk candy. She jumped all the way to Hakurei Shrine. Although it was already dark, it was different from Reimu Hakurei's night blindness.
Even at night when she couldn't see anything, she could see her surroundings clearly.
However, the only thing that can be seen clearly is the environment, and accidents are invisible.
For example, at this moment, there was obviously no obstacle on the opposite side, but Mingmeng stepped up, but there was a banging sound, and he didn't know what he hit.
Because it was too unexpected and she was running a little fast, Ming Meng was immediately knocked out. Not only did she come into close contact with the ground, but even the soy sauce bottle flew out with a clang and the soy sauce splashed.
, and the two bags of barbecue, which fell to the ground with a crash and were covered with mud.
"Ugh...it hurts."
Ming Meng wrinkled her nose and got up from the ground. Her little face was already flushed, and she was trying to hold back the tears. However, when she saw the broken soy sauce bottle and the dirty barbecue, she
He was stunned, and then his eyes began to widen, his small mouth slowly opened, and the grievance in his eyes began to magnify infinitely, and finally...
"Wow wow wow... wow wow wow..."
She cried too.
After all, she is a two-year-old girl. No matter how smart she is, she is still like an ordinary child in some ways. For example, if something she likes is robbed or broken, any child will cry.
"This is really bad..." A man's voice came from the darkness. It was Lin Luo who was the culprit who knocked Ming Meng away just now.
He came to this world during the day. Logically speaking, it would be during the day for him to sneak into Gensokyo secretly. However, this big barrier seems to have been changed in some ways. It is no longer the same as before. If he chooses to break through by force, of course he can
He came in immediately, but since he chose to sneak in, he naturally wouldn't do that, so he struggled for a long time, and finally he was able to come in at this time.
He didn't expect that the location of the removal was the beast's path, but he also didn't expect that there would be people running around in the beast's path this late at night, and he accidentally bumped into them.
He is a quasi-celestial powerhouse. Even if he doesn't do any attack and defense, he can easily knock away airplane rockets by just walking as usual, let alone a person, and a little girl at that.
It's really not strange that Ming Meng was knocked away by him, it can only be said to be bad luck.
Lin Luo knocked someone away, and was not happy at all. He only felt that his head was as big as a bucket... If it were you, knocking a little girl away, and then the other person burst into tears, you would also have a big head.
"Well, little sister, I didn't mean it just now, could you please stop crying?" Lin Luo walked up to Ming Meng, gave what he thought was the most cordial smile, and comforted her.
It's just that Ming Meng was extremely sad at this moment. He was crying and wiping his tears with his sleeves. No matter how kind his smile was, it was useless. Likewise, because Ming Meng covered his face with his sleeves, he didn't see the child's face at all.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it..." Lin Luo spoke again. Who would have thought that there would be a little girl running on the animal path at this time? He didn't pay attention at all, but he couldn't take this as his fault.
An excuse, not to mention that the other person is still a child.
"Woooooooo..." Mingmeng continued to cry.
"I said..."
"Wow wow wow..."
"I beg you, please stop crying, I'll give you whatever you want!" Listening to her crying so heartbreakingly, Lin Luo had the urge to hit the wall.
"I want barbecue... I want soy sauce... Wuwu..." Ming Meng was still crying, but she said a few words vaguely.
Lin Luo was stunned for a moment and didn't understand. He subconsciously looked to the side and finally figured out what made the little girl cry.
"Okay, I'll give it back to you right away!" After figuring out the reason, Lin Luo was determined. Two white lights shot out from his hands. Then, the broken soy sauce bottle returned to its original state, and the soy sauce returned to the bottle. At the same time, it was dipped in the barbecue
The soil on the bag also began to peel off and reentered the packaging bag.
"Wow, that's amazing!" Seeing this scene, Ming Meng stopped crying immediately. Instead, she looked surprised and immediately held the soy sauce and barbecue in her arms.
"Of course I'm awesome, I'm a magical boy... ugh?!" Lin Luo originally wanted to show off, but when he saw Ming Meng's appearance, he was stunned.
"you?"
"Me?" Ming Meng pointed at herself, "My name is Bo Li Ming Meng, uncle, who are you?"
