The Book of the Maiden's Contract 989 Since ancient times, the red and white have lost the morals, and the black and white, blue and white are pure and pure
989 Since ancient times, the red and white have lost the morals, and the black and white, blue and white are pure and pure
989 Since ancient times, red and white have lost moral integrity, black and white, blue and white have shown purity.
As the ancients said, it is better to demolish ten bridges than to destroy one temple; it is better to destroy ten temples than to destroy one marriage.
Hearing Marisa say that he was the man who slept with her, Lin Luo thought that she was here to demolish the temple and destroy the bridge. To put it bluntly, she was deliberately causing trouble for him and destroying the harmonious and friendly relationship between him and Reimu.
But when he heard her last words, Lin Luo finally remembered... Yes, he did sleep with Marisa once. Not only Marisa, but also Reimu, hugging her from left to right.
To commemorate that wonderful night, he wrote a poem: Black and white are precious, red and white are more expensive. If you want to fly together, you can throw away both...classic, classic! Ah, I seem to have digressed.
In short, what Marisa said is true, but the problem is... that night, the three of them were all drunk by Suixiang, the drunkard, and they did nothing the whole night except sleeping together in each other's arms!
It was a rare occasion for him to act like a beast, so why did he become a beast in Marisa's eyes? Did she think that the sperm would fly around on its own accord? This was too pure!
Lin Luo burst into tears immediately.
At the same time, Reimu also turned his face away, not knowing what expression he should use to face it.
"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong!" She was embarrassed to say it before, but now that she has said it, Marisa is not so entangled anymore. Seeing that the expressions of the two people are different from what she expected, she can't help but
He wrinkled his face and said.
"Well, how should I put it..." Lin Luo scratched his head. Even though he had an IQ of over 250, he still felt like a fly facing a seamless egg with nowhere to eat, "Why do you think that will work?"
Are you pregnant? And it's been several years, and the ten-month pregnancy period has long passed."
"Of course there is a reason." Marisa reached into her arms. Lin Luo thought she was going to take out a gun and shoot herself in the head to vent her anger, but instead she took out a book and handed it over, "Look at this!
"
Lin Luo reached out and took it, only to see seven characters written on the cover: Nezha's Naughty Three Thousand Questions.
Lin Luo immediately felt like he was struck by thunder, but when he saw the author's signature in the lower right corner, he calmed down, because the author was... Patchouli Noreki.
Marisa folded her hands and said seriously: "Although it is common sense for women to conceive in ten months..."
The words "women's common sense" come out of your mouth, which really makes people laugh and cry.
Lin Luo complained secretly in her heart, and Marisa continued, "But the world is full of wonders, and there are some special cases. For example, Nezha's mother gave birth to Nezha after three years of pregnancy. It can be seen from this that this
Pregnancy also has an incubation period... Reimu was lucky and gave birth in less than a year, but this does not rule out the possibility that I will be pregnant for three years!"
"..."
"..."
After hearing her words, Lin Luo and Ling Meng looked at each other in embarrassment and were speechless.
After a while, Reimu finally came back to his senses and tilted his head with an embarrassed look on his face, "Well... I think what Marisa said makes sense. In fact, it was because of that incident that I gave birth to Mingmu."
Hey, hey, why don’t you pick up your moral integrity that you dropped on the ground!
Obviously, Reimu didn't want too many people to know that she had been fucked. Since Marisa had such a magical theory, she might as well climb up the pole and hide the truth well.
Lin Luo sighed secretly, forget it, since you all don't want moral integrity, I'll throw it away too.
"Marisa, what about this matter... Well, in short, it is a force majeure, so don't worry about it and live a good life." Lin Luo patted Marisa on the shoulder. The male protagonist's magical skill in countless harem anime, 'Force Majeure',
He is also very easy to use.
Marisa was a little shy and a little angry, "How could I not care? Although I thought it should be nothing before, but what should I do if I really get pregnant? Now, do you think it is possible to get pregnant?
"
"Well, I think..." Lin Luo touched his chin and thought seriously for a moment, then said with a sad face, "Although the chance is very small, we cannot rule out the possibility."
"Right, right, that's why I'm worried." Marisa sat down and said dejectedly, "Although I wouldn't hate it if I gave birth to a cute child like Mingmeng, but I really can't be like Reimu.
Being a single mother with such shamelessness is not easy to discuss with outsiders..."
"Hey, are you sarcastic?!" Lingmeng immediately grimaced.
Marisa didn't listen, and was talking to herself.
"Hey, what are everyone doing? It seems to be very lively." Just as Marisa was talking to herself, Lin Luo and Lingmeng were speechless, and while Mingmeng was eating breakfast obediently, a sweet and soft
A voice suddenly came from outside.
Everyone turned around reflexively and saw a girl with long green hair wearing a blue and white miko uniform standing there at the door of the shrine - Sanae Tofudani.
"It's Sanae."
"It turns out to be Sanae."
Reimu and Marisa were obviously not very enthusiastic, they just glanced at each other and turned their heads.
Sanae's eyes suddenly twitched, "That tone of disappointment... what are you two going to do? You're too indifferent to my friend!"
"Ah, it's Sanae's mother!" As soon as she finished speaking, Ming Meng ran over excitedly, threw herself into Sanae's arms, lay on her chest and rubbed her face.
"Oh, it's true, Mingmeng-chan, you told me not to call me mommy anymore. Not to mention that I feel embarrassed, Reimu will be unhappy too." Sanae touched the head of the girl in her arms, although
She said this, but the bright smile on her face revealed the joy in her heart without reservation.
"But I really like Sanae's mother's. It's soft and fragrant, and the food she makes is delicious."
"Really? That's it. Haha, actually I'm just a little more diligent than Reimu. It's not a big deal."
Lin Luo felt ashamed when she heard this. Sanae really didn't miss the opportunity to compete with Reimu. If Mingmeng sticks to her so much, her vanity must be greatly satisfied.
But then again, regardless of looks, Sanae is more like a mother than Reimu in terms of attitude or the atmosphere of getting along with her. If someone who doesn’t know the inside story sees Sanae and Reimu hugging each other like this, they will probably think that
She is Ming Meng's biological mother... As expected, she is indeed a miracle witch known as a wife.
etc!
Since Mingmeng calls Sanae her mother, how should she call her?
Lin Luo started to have wild thoughts.
On the opposite side, after putting down Ming Meng who was hanging on her body like a koala, Sanae took a few steps forward, looked at Lin Luo, smiled slightly, and said generously: "It's been a long time, I'm glad to see you again.
"
"You don't seem surprised at all?" Lin Luo was a little strange. Before, both Reimu and Marisa showed a bit of surprise when they saw him, but Sanae's attitude at the moment was unusually calm.
Is it because Sanae doesn't have an ambiguous relationship with him?
Sanae smiled calmly, "Because I perform sacrifices every morning. The god told me that I will see an unexpected person today. If I want to say I am surprised, I have already been surprised before."
"That's it." Lin Luo nodded, walked a few steps forward, and stretched out his hand, "Then please allow me to say, I'm glad to see you again...Mama Sanae."
Sanae's hand that she just stretched out was retracted in shock by Lin Luo's "Sanae's mother", and she shouted with a red face, "Don't scream, it will cause misunderstanding!"
"That's right. Then...Auntie Sanae."
"What kind of trouble is that expression like facing Obasan? Are you trying to make me angry?" Sanae suddenly became angry.
Lin Luo apologized, "Sorry, I was wrong, Sanae-chan."
"Don't add too much sauce! Really, just call me like before."
"I've always called you that before, Sanae Wife."
"..." After changing four names in a row, Sanae suddenly became weak. She put her hand on her forehead and sighed in pain, "Ah, let's forget it. This super ghost-like aura is still as strong as ever."
"By the way, what were you guys talking about just now?" Sanae quickly ignored Lin Luo's teasing and asked Reimu and Marisa.
"Uh, well... it's actually nothing, haha." The two laughed. They didn't want to talk about the topic just now with anyone else. However, their IQs were too low and they were obviously not good at lying. Even their IQs were equally low.
Even the taller Sanae could see that they were deliberately trying to hide it.
"It's really suspicious." Sanae stared at them.
Lin Luo shook his head secretly. Fortunately, he deliberately teased Sanae to change the topic, but it was completely in vain.
"Actually..." Lin Luo had no choice but to speak again, trying to fool the question away, but before he could finish speaking, Ming Meng pulled Sanae's sleeve and said innocently and cheerfully, "Mom and dad were talking about flying together just now.
"
Bang bang bang!
As soon as Ming Meng said these words, all three people over there rushed to the street.
Flying together, flying together, such an evil thing, how can you say it so cheerfully?
Although Marisa is very pure, she at least knows that flying together is a very lewd term, but Sanae, who is known as a wife, obviously does not know, and said blankly: "What is flying together?"
Ming Meng smiled and explained to her: "Two women and one man sleeping together are a couple. Patchouli told me. Also, I am the daughter of my father and my mother, Marisa."
As soon as the three protagonists of the double flight got up, they fell to the ground with a bang.
"What!" Sanae finally understood, and her face suddenly changed. Almost out of reflex, she hugged Ming Meng and backed away a few meters. She blushed and shouted at the three of them, "You... you... you are really...
So impure!"
…
Ten minutes later, after a long and painstaking explanation, Sanae finally understood that the so-called couple was not what she thought, but that they accidentally slept together when they were drunk.
"Really, even if it's just like this, you can't say it in front of Mingmeng. You will teach bad children. You are so messy!" Although Sanae understood the situation, he was still a little dissatisfied and scolded the three of them with a stern face.
.
She was originally born in the outside world, and although she has become accustomed to life in Gensokyo, her common sense is obviously better than that of the local girls in Gensokyo, and compared to these three people, her integrity is also infinite.
"Yes, yes, we will never talk about it again in the future." The three of them nodded repeatedly. They really had no room to refute these words. Who would have thought that Mingmeng's knowledge would be so vast, and he could even understand such profound words as "shuangfei"
...It's all Mu Q's fault!
Seeing that the three of them were determined to change their past mistakes, Sanae was no longer angry. She pinched her chin with a bit of curiosity on her face, "But then again, it's incredible that you can have a baby just by sleeping together like that."
.”
"This is Gensokyo, and common sense doesn't apply here. Sanae, you're still far from there." Marisa suddenly looked like a senior, and the old god said.
By the way, this guy was very shy just now, but he changed so quickly.
Sanae nodded in agreement, "That's right. Anything can happen in Gensokyo. I wouldn't be surprised if Marisa gave birth to a child someday."
"..." Marisa suddenly stopped talking.
Lin Luo: "..."
Lingmeng: "..."
The two looked at each other, turned their heads away, and remained silent. They just thought in their hearts: These two naughty children are so pure!
"Okay, let's not talk about this matter. Business is important." Seeing Marisa stop talking, Sanae suddenly straightened up and said to Reimu and Marisa, "You are ready for what I said last time.
No?"
"Ah, that matter, indeed, it's about time." Reimu nodded, changing from his usual lazy attitude, showing a rare serious expression.
At the same time, Marisa also reappeared her domineering attitude, "I came here just for this. I must kill that guy to pieces today... But to be honest, that guy is not only powerful, but also has super luck.
Even if the three of us join forces, it will be very difficult to defeat her."
After saying that, she couldn't help showing a distressed expression.
"That's right." Sanae nodded, "So, in order to completely defeat her and make her never recover, the three of us must cooperate fully. First, we need to suppress her luck!"
"Luck... Reimu is very suitable for this mission," Marisa said.
Reimu thought for a moment, "With my luck, it is indeed possible to suppress her luck, okay, I'll leave this to you."
Sanae said: "Then my mission is to assist Marisa and use my miraculous power to open the way for you."
Marisa said: "In the end, I gathered all my strength and struck her directly!"
"This is the battle plan!" As they spoke, the three of them put their hands together fiercely, with great momentum.
What's going on?
Lin Luo was completely confused as he watched these three urban management officials discuss dealing with an enemy in such a serious manner.
"Wait! What are you talking about? Also, who is she? She is actually worthy of the three of you joining forces." Lin Luo couldn't help but ask. Affected by their aura, he also became a little concerned. Could it be?
The abyss demons cannot succeed.
The three people's gazes shot towards him, and they all said in unison: "Who else can it be? Of course it's the biggest and most damn rich man in Gensokyo—Remilia Scarlet!"
"ah?!"
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