ps: I’m so scared, there are 129 votes, which is far beyond my expectation. Faced with such a powerful monthly vote, I can’t help but burst out. However, there is not enough time today, so I will update two at most, and I will update at least three tomorrow.
At the current speed, the third update will take at least twelve hours!
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Who is the girl Alice likes? Lin Luo knows it without having to guess. It's just Marisa touching you and making you stupid. She also has Patchouli who is her love rival. As for the boy she likes... given the fantasy
There were not many men in the village, and with the arrogance and shyness she showed just now, Lin Luo used her toes to guess that 99 could be locked on her.
Although he only got one-half of Alice's love, or maybe even less, Lin Luo still felt very proud. After all, Alice was originally a lily girl. It was so disappointing that he could change her sexual orientation.
One thing to be proud of... Just like a man who likes women, how much skill does it take to get this man to set foot on Brokeback Mountain!
Therefore, when hearing Alice's somewhat venting question, Lin Luo patted her shoulder and comforted her seriously: "Don't worry, it's not wrong for men to be perverted, and it's right for women to be weird, especially people like Ellie.
For a cute girl like Si, it doesn’t matter how weird she is, so you don’t have to mind at all.”
"Hey, um..." Alice suddenly felt a little embarrassed, but she still held back her shame and asked, "Seriously?"
"Of course. Let's just talk about me. While I like girls, I also like...ah!" After Lin Luo said this, he slapped himself on the mouth, and then continued, "No, I said it wrong just now,
For example, I like all kinds of girls, including lolita, girl, royal sister, wife, queen, goddess, maid, witch, miko, assistant, and female knight.
Bespectacled girls, scheming girls, three-no girls, ghost girls, magic girls, science girls, monster girls, vampire girls... In short, as long as they are cute girls, no matter their age or race
, even whether life or death, they are all within the scope of my liking. Look, am I very perverted?"
Originally, Alice didn't think Lin Luo was perverted at all, but now after hearing these words, she couldn't help but nod her head and looked at Lin Luo with strange and complicated eyes, "It seems... she is indeed a bit perverted."
Ah, am I really a pervert?
Faced with Alice's perverted look, Lin Luo couldn't help but feel doubtful, but he quickly put the question aside and continued to enlighten the confused girl, "I like so many kinds, but you only like men and
There are two types of women…”
"There are also dolls." Alice reminded.
"Well, even if you add dolls, there are only three categories. I have omitted three thousand words above. There are hundreds of favorite categories. Compared with me, you are nothing. So,
You don’t have to worry about this at all. And the most important thing is that your weirdness is only to ordinary people. In Gensokyo, there are a lot of people who are weirder than you."
"Is everyone weird?" Alice asked, she really couldn't think of any weird people in Gensokyo.
Lin Luo nodded matter-of-factly, "You should ask if there is anyone who is not strange. For example, Yakumo Murasaki, who is obviously an old monster who has died at the snap of his fingers, claims to be seventeen forever, loves peeping and masturbating.
Isn't it strange that you are so lazy in front of a sage?"
"Well, it's really strange when you say that... But is it really okay for you to say that about her?" Alice nodded but looked around cautiously, fearing that the strange sage would jump from the side.
Come out, that would be very bad.
Lin Luo shrugged, with an indifferent look on his face, "No problem, she didn't even have time to attend the banquet, how could she have time to eavesdrop on our words. After all, it's precisely because she is so strange that she can become the shady figure in Gensokyo. Also
Remilia is obviously an old woman over 500 years old, but she is only 1.42 meters tall and will never grow up. She obviously does not have the majesty of a big shot, but she still calls herself the King of Vampires. Isn't it strange?"
"Well, Remy doesn't have dignity." Alice strongly agreed with this sentence. Not long ago, there were rumors that the Scarlet Devil Mansion was going to change its owner. It was said that Remy's dignity was like Reimu's integrity, which was getting less and less. Flandre
It was revealed that he usurped the throne and came to power, but the matter was later dropped. I don’t know why.
"But how can she be the master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion if she's not weird? There's also Meihong. She's obviously a girl, but she always calls herself Young Master. She's obviously a bad girl, but she's called the Red Self-Defense Force. It's weird, right?
?”
Alice nodded and said thoughtfully: "Indeed, Meihong is a girl. She looks so cute, but it's hard to tell when she puts on clothes."
Hey, what have you done?
"And Yuyuko, she is obviously an undead, but she still knows how to eat. Do you think that an undead species has a stomach? Where did all the food she eats go? Since she is an undead, why does she feel so fleshy to the touch?
It’s obviously weightless, isn’t it strange?”
"You are right, I have been thinking about this issue." Alice nodded heavily. The setting of undead foodies is too weird.
"There are also Reimu who plays with split personality, Marisa who is a girl but wants to have a harem, Huiyin who is a teacher but does not have the last name Ao, paparazzi who is a tengu but does not swallow the sun but loves photography, and who is called a girl even though she is a girl.
Sanae as a wife... In short, strange people abound in Gensokyo, so why do we need to care about whether we are strange or abnormal?"
Lin Luo spread her hands and said, luckily no one else could hear what he was saying, otherwise the girls who were being mocked by her would most likely have to sacrifice the masked man to push him down.
However, Alice was awakened by the words of the dreamer, and her thoughts suddenly came to her mind, "I see, I almost forgot that Gensokyo is not a normal place in the first place. Normal people can't survive. Only by becoming weird can they survive."
Survival, so to speak, my hobbies seem to be nothing."
Lin Luo nodded, "That's it, and the weirder people are, the better they live. So Alice, in order to let us live more freely and unrestrainedly, let's try to be weirder."
"What's this weird method?" Alice asked excitedly.
Lin Luo pretended to think for a while and then said: "For example, let you be my daughter or something."
"Huh?" Alice opened her mouth wide, with a puzzled look on her face.
Lin Luo quickly explained: "Your mother said that you lacked love, so she asked me to do this. Although I didn't agree at first, after all, you are much older than me in terms of age, but because of this, this
This is a strange thing, and it’s precisely because it’s strange that we have to do it, don’t you think?”
"This..." Alice suddenly felt that her IQ was a little insufficient. It sounded like that was the case, but it didn't seem to be the case. Then she thought of what Lin Luo had said to her at the beginning, and couldn't help but ask, "You said you wanted to give me some money before?"
I love you a little, is this kind of love?"
"Yes, father's love." Lin Luo nodded.
"So...it turns out to be like this." Alice looked suffocated, feeling a little disappointed inexplicably, but at the same time she also felt relieved. After a moment of silence, she said, "Although it is indeed a bit strange, it is not
It’s annoying, because once we become father and daughter, we can become closer, and we don’t have to worry about our relationship with Marisa..."
"Uh, do you agree?" After hearing her soliloquy, Lin Luo couldn't help but be startled. Although after some training just now, Alice's world view was slightly disrupted, but even so, he didn't
To think that Alice would appear so calm, with no intention of objecting at all.
"Because there is no need to refuse in the first place." Alice smiled slightly and said, "And this way, I don't have to choose between the boy I like and the girl I like, and I can pursue Marisa as a matter of course."
Probably because Lin Luo's words just now had an effect, Alice was not shy at all when she talked about pursuing Marisa.
Seeing her look like a girl in love, Lin Luo suddenly had the idea of teasing her, scratched her head and said, "Um... Alice, actually Marisa has agreed to be my lover, so Alice...
Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Before he finished speaking, Lin Luo noticed something strange about the girl opposite. Looking carefully, he found that the smile on Alice's face had completely frozen, like a fossil, and then slowly fell backwards... She had fainted!
"Hey, I'm kidding!" Lin Luo quickly held her up, but couldn't wake her up. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed, "I'm afraid she's been spoiled now..."
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Just when Lin Luo trained Alice too much and caused her to break, in the thirteenth dimension, Feng Jian Yuxiang and the others were engaged in a fierce battle with the thirteenth dimension.
"How many times has this happened? Isn't it over yet?" Lily stood on the back of the Lion King, holding the sword in the stone like a sword fairy, but her face was dripping with sweat. Because this was the first time to fight against the dimension of riots.
, although she was strong enough, she was slightly inexperienced, which put her under tremendous pressure, and even the Lion King under her feet showed some signs of fatigue.
"It's still early, it's only the tenth wave now, and the real battle has just begun!" Yiwen Jielin is experienced, but a little better than Lily. The Dark God kept devouring the sky to reduce the pressure on the three of them.
But judging from the strength of her attack, it wasn't very comfortable either.
Only Youxiang still looks at ease. As green flowers and plants continue to rise from the ground, she completely suppresses the dimensional riots. But after all, this is not her alone. If she is too self-centered, failure is inevitable.
!
Seeing the struggling expressions of the two people around her, Youxiang couldn't help but recall a scene from the past. The only difference was that at that time she was fighting side by side with another person, but now there were three of them.
Youxiang subconsciously pressed her face with her hands, "I didn't expect that I would be bound by memories, but now I won't let that happen again!"
She let go of her hands, with a firm and persistent expression on her face, and her whole body soared upwards with her hands spread wide.
