1016 Fragrant toilet water and her old-fashioned story
1016 Fragrant toilet water and her old-fashioned story
Lin Luo paid the heavy price of transforming into a panda in exchange for the answer that Youxiang is a tsundere. He thinks it is a good deal. At least if a woman acts tsundere towards you, it means that she already cares about you. For example, Youxiang is arrogant and tsundere...
…Wait a minute, it seems like she hasn’t been spoiled yet?
Well, although the current Youxiang only has Aojiao, it does not mean that she will not become Jiaojiao in the future, as long as Lin Luo can complete the strategy for her, and for Aojiao, Lin Luo is the best.\\.com first release\\
If you want to conquer a tsundere, as long as you know her preferences, it's as easy as drinking water.
Speaking of which, what are Youxiang’s preferences?
When Lin Luo thought about this, he found that it was still a bit difficult, because he didn't know much about Feng Jian Youxiang, except that she liked to enjoy flowers, like to be alone, and would not joke with others casually, nor would she talk to others casually.
Apart from being able to communicate with people and being a super giant monster that walks in a domineering style, none of the other important strategy elements are clear... Oh, by the way, she also has very few friends.
From the information known so far, Youxiang’s only friends are Shenqi and the poisonous doll Mei Di Xin. Although there is another Li Gelu who is closer to her, but to be honest, that is just Li Gelu, a masochist.
I'm just going to find someone to abuse...if you're brave enough, add Yiwen Jielin.
Shenqi cried and shouted that she wanted to marry herself (just made up by her imagination), Mei Dixin was a little kid who didn't understand anything, and although Yi Wenjielin was cunning and cunning, she wanted to see the older and more mature Feng Jian Youxiang.
It's obviously impossible to be thorough, so it would be too naive to start with these three people to find a breakthrough in conquering Youxiang.
In fact, Lin Luo had no hope. He even thought that instead of going to them, it would be better to go to Yakumo Murasaki... As the saying goes, the people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.
Yakumo Murasaki and Kazami Yuka should be considered enemies, right?
Along the way, Lin Luo thought wildly. When his thoughts finally flew to the M78 nebula, Youxiang's home was already in front of him.
Where is Yuxiang's home and how to get there? This is a secret. I won't tell you. After all, a woman with secrets is a good woman. For example, the secret of the maid's bust size, the secret of the eldest lady's underwear, whether Youmu is a shota or not.
The secret of Lolita, the secret of Kaguya masturbating several times a day in her room, and the secret of Zi Ma’s age... The Buddha said: It cannot be said.
In short, although it is a bit beyond Lin Luo's expectations, overall, Youxiang's home is still in line with her temperament. To describe it in four simple words, it is - the kingdom of flowers.
The house is not very big. It is of a level that even Reimu can be proud of. It is just that the four walls are covered with vines and there are many sunflowers planted around it. They stand tall, some even exceed the height of the house. Probably because
The relationship between fragrance and power never fades, just like chrysanthemums.
Then there was the inside of the house. Although it was separated by two floors, Lin Luo only looked at the simple furnishings on the first floor and could guess that even if the second floor was not bare, there would probably be no more than two digits of furniture, and half of it was
It is used to hold flowers.
It can be seen from this that Yuka's life is really simple and monotonous, but it is probably because of such a simple life that she can reach the level of almost invincibility in Gensokyo. Think about Yakumo Murasaki and Reimu,
One is always sleeping and the other is always in a daze. It is precisely because they never pursue the excitement and excitement of life that they are so powerful.
On the other hand, the eldest lady, although she is the richest man in Gensokyo and has a colorful life, it is precisely because there are too many enjoyments in her life that she is so useless and loses her majesty.
Okay, the topic has gone too far.
Led by Youxiang, Lin Luo came to her flower house. First, she secretly discussed her simple life. Then she looked stunned, pointed upstairs and asked, "Why are the two of them here?"
Lin Luo realized that he was wrong. Although this house was small, it could still accommodate many people. For example, Yiwen Jielin and Lily were sleeping together upstairs. Of course, he didn't see it with his eyes, but just with his
It smells familiar, whether you look at it or not.
It's not surprising that Yiwen Jielin is here. After all, she and Youxiang have been having sex for two years, but Lily has also joined this new generation of lovemaking combination, which makes him unexpected... The triangle relationship is very scary.
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Youxiang's thoughts were obviously not as dirty as Lin Luo's, and she said calmly: "We had a big battle in the thirteenth dimension before, and everyone was a little tired, so we rested here, and at the same time, we could take advantage of the time to sleep to appreciate the victory.
If you have any experience, don’t bother them.”
"I see." Lin Luo nodded and said, "That's it." In fact, he seemed to understand, but it was not a big deal anyway, so he didn't bother to ask anymore.
"What do you want to drink?" Youxiang asked Lin Luo to sit down, seemingly casually.
After Lin Luo sat down, he also answered casually: "Sister juice."
"What?" Youxiang was stunned for a moment.
Lin Luo woke up and quickly changed his words, "Just a cup of coffee."
Youxiang frowned slightly. Although she didn't know what sister juice was, she instinctively felt that it was not a good thing. She took out a kettle from the cabinet next to her, poured it into the cup, and poured it on Lin Luo with a loud bang.
On the table in front of him, he said angrily: "Drink some toilet water!"
It's a good thing that Youxiang didn't keep up with the times and didn't understand the meaning of the word "mei juice", otherwise what she gave Lin Luo to drink was not toilet water, but directly fed the magic cannon.
Lin Luo took a sip from the cup and discovered that the toilet water was not the toilet water he used to deal with mosquito bites in the summer, but real dew collected from flowers. Although the taste was very light, it had a different flavor.
The fragrance makes people feel relaxed and happy.
"It's delicious, it tastes like you." Lin Luo praised.
Youxiang poured herself a glass. She was planning to drink it, but when she heard these words, she couldn't drink it anymore.
"Why don't you drink?" Seeing that she was holding the cup without moving, Lin Luo asked curiously.
"If this water tasted like you, would you drink it?" Youxiang rolled her eyes.
Lin Luo was stunned for a moment, then realized that if the toilet water had her own smell, she would probably not drink it. After all, it was no different from her own bath water, and Youxiang obviously didn't like drinking her own bath water...
Although in his previous world, there must have been many otakus who liked to drink.
So Lin Luo quickly changed his mind, "This water is very good, it tastes like me."
Youxiang immediately put the cup of toilet water aside and said, "Forget it, I'll go dump all the toilet water at home later."
"..." Lin Luo was speechless.
He originally thought that Youxiang just hid his tsundere attributes, but he didn't expect that he even hid his ability to complain. If he hadn't come here by chance this time, he would never have known that Youxiang actually had so many otaku attributes... Then again,
, where did she learn this ability to complain? She is almost catching up with her.
Seeing that she really stopped drinking, Lin Luo couldn't enjoy the fragrant toilet water alone. But he couldn't find a topic for a while, so he might as well borrow the toilet water again and asked: "By the way, how did you collect this water?
?If my guess is correct, this should be the dew dripping from the flowers in the early morning when they first bloom, right?"
Youxiang nodded, but seemed to have no interest in talking, and said lightly: "You are right, but I did not collect this water."
"Who is that?"
"Flower Fairy."
"And the Flower Fairy?"
Hearing Lin Luo ask such an idiotic question, Youxiang glared at him, with a hint of anger in her disdainful tone, "There are lake fairies and ice fairies, why can't there be flower fairies? Don't you look down on flowers?!
"
Being questioned like this, Lin Luo was immediately speechless. He felt that Youxiang today seemed to have eaten gunpowder, and her mouth smelled like gunpowder. But then she thought about it, she is an arrogant person, and she has not yet become arrogant.
normal.
In fact, what she said can be understood this way: Brother, my flowers are also very powerful, really very powerful, so don’t look down on them~~
Thinking of this, Lin Luo's depression was instantly swept away, and he smiled and said: "Of course I didn't look down on you, but you also know that my IQ has dropped a lot today."
"Why is the IQ declining? Have you eaten brain fragments?" Youxiang said sarcastically.
Lin Luo had already set up an automatic cute brain supplement program in his mind, so he didn't get angry even if he was told this. He smiled and said, "I didn't eat the brain-dead piece, I just saw you."
What he said is indeed true. His IQ suddenly dropped after seeing Youxiang today.
However, to Youxiang's ears, these words were almost the same as her confession two years ago. She couldn't help but blush slightly on her face, then turned away and snorted coldly.
This hum was neither cold nor majestic, but revealed a hint of coquettishness. Of course, there was still nine points of arrogance. However, being coquettish meant progress. Lin Luo said that the brainstorming was a great success.
Youxiang's charm only lasted for a moment, and she calmed down in an instant and said: "I have thousands of flower fairies in my house, and all the dew collection is done by them."
"Thousands?!" Even Lin Luo was shocked after hearing this. He instinctively looked around and saw not even a single fly, let alone thousands of flower fairies.
"Don't tell me that your flower fairies are invisible, or are your friends in the air." Lin Luo couldn't help but complain.
"Of course they are not invisible, nor are they invisible, they are right next to you."
"Sorry, I think my eyes are pretty good, but where is your flower fairy?" Lin Luo spread her hands and asked You Xiang while looking at the empty room.
Youxiang said: "They are more afraid of strangers and will be scared when they see you, so it is better not to see them, lest they cannot work normally at night."
Are fairies afraid of strangers? Stop joking!
Lin Luo felt that this was really a joke. If it were fairies in other worlds, it might be true, but the fairies in Gensokyo are definitely not afraid of strangers. Let alone Cirno, the "strongest" ice fairy.
She is not afraid of anything, even the relatively weak March Spirits. With their character that they regard pranks as their duty and even Reimu dares to bully them, they are not afraid of strangers as well as familiar ones!
Knowing that Lin Luo didn't believe it, Youxiang stopped trying to make excuses and said, "Look at the flowers behind you. You'll know if you look carefully."
Lin Luo instinctively turned around. Behind him was a row of daffodils. The flowers were in full bloom and the fragrance was fragrant. But even so, they were just ordinary flowers... Huh? Wait!
Looking carefully, Lin Luo suddenly realized that something was wrong, because there was a small figure among the stamens. The figure was not even the size of a little finger, and at most it was a little bigger than a bee. If you didn't pay attention,
It was easy to mistake a bee for a bee, but after Youxiang's reminder, Lin Luo saw clearly that it was not a bee, but... a little girl!
That's right, she is a little girl about the same size as a bee, with regular facial features and a delicate face. If she were converted to a normal human figure, she would definitely be a big beauty, but now she can only be regarded as a small beauty.
This...is the Flower Fairy?!
Seeing this little beauty, Lin Luo was really shocked. She subconsciously looked at Feng Jian Youxiang, who nodded slightly, with a faint smile in her eyes.
Then, Lin Luo looked at the flowers again and found that there was a little beauty living in each flower stamen. If there were such beauties living in other flowers, then based on the countless flowers inside and outside the house, this
There are indeed thousands of flower fairies.
Is this considered a hidden beauty in a flower house?
Lin Luo couldn't help but ask herself, she thought she had already hidden enough beauty in her family, but she didn't expect that compared with Youxiang... she was so weak!
Probably because Lin Luo was too absorbed in watching, the flower fairies living in the daffodils who were taking a nap suddenly woke up, and then stretched out their little toothpick-like hands to rub their eyes.
This cute action immediately made Lin Luo adorable. He couldn't help but reach out his hand, wanting to catch the flower fairy inside and put it in the palm of his hand to enjoy it.
But as Youxiang said, the flower fairies are very afraid of strangers. When they saw his big hand that covered the sky and the sun stretched out, the flower fairies who were not doing well suddenly seemed to have seen the end of the world. They suddenly turned over and learned to hump.
It looked like a bird with its head buried in the flower's stamens, shivering.
"..." Lin Luo sweated profusely.
Seeing that these flower fairies were so frightened, Lin Luo had no choice but to take back his hand. Even the idea of borrowing some flower fairies to raise back was given up. After all, these little guys are too afraid of life.
Only the flower demon's fragrance can approach them.
As for myself, I'm afraid I won't be able to hide my beauty in a flower house.
Youxiang looked at her disappointed expression, and probably guessed his thoughts, and said: "Give up, every creature has its own rules of survival. They are different from ordinary fairies. They are born from flowers and exist based on flowers."
, leaving flowers is the only way to death, and people who don’t know how to communicate with flowers can’t feed them at all.”
"I gave up." Lin Luo shrugged, but listening to Youxiang's words as if there was something in them, she couldn't help but said, "Then, what is your way of survival?"
"My way of survival?" Youxiang was stunned for a moment, as if she suddenly thought of something, and her indifferent expression suddenly darkened. She was not angry, but felt inexplicably sad.
Even Lin Luo felt a little heavy under her sudden "change of face".
Because of this question, the atmosphere began to fall into silence. After a while, Youxiang's expression returned to normal, and then she said: "I want to tell a story, are you willing to listen?"
"All ears."
Youxiang nodded, closing her eyes as if she was lost in memories. After a moment, she opened her eyes, cleared her throat and said: "A long time ago, it was an era when demons and monsters were well known, and it was also an era when geniuses emerged in large numbers. Throwing them into the mountains casually
If you drop a stone, you may hit the great demon of the future..."
Although You Xiang's story had a very cliché beginning, Lin Luo didn't feel any impatience, didn't interrupt, and listened attentively.
"In that era, there was a very ordinary monster. He had no powerful ancestors or backers, and no talent to surpass others. He was so ordinary that he could never be found among the monsters. He was so ordinary that he could become the target of other powerful monsters at any time.
Food, even among the monsters of her generation, she is the weakest. Some monsters similar to her age call her a herbivore. In fact, she is not even a herbivore.
It’s just a lone weed.”
"However, even in such an environment, she did not complain at all. Even if she was despised and bullied everywhere, she never complained about injustice, because at that time, the law of the jungle was the law of the jungle, so she endured all this
, but...she will not bow her head either!"
"If God doesn't give it to me, I will fight for it myself! This is the principle she believes in. It doesn't matter if she has no talent, and it doesn't matter if she doesn't have a backer. At least she still has herself, and she can still work hard. If she gives up on herself, then there is still a future.
What’s the way out?”
"That's it. In that cruel world, this ordinary monster carefully avoided powerful enemies while practicing day and night to improve his physical fitness, monster power, and control... Of course, without the guidance of his elders,
She was struggling, and what other monsters could learn in just one day would take her at least several days, and sometimes she wouldn't even be able to learn it no matter how much time she spent."
"But it doesn't matter. If she can't learn it in one day, she'll spend ten days. If she can't learn it in ten days, she'll spend a hundred days. If she still can't learn it in a hundred days, she'll spend more time... She's working hard, better than anyone else.
She has to work hard, even if the whole world gives up on her, she will never give up on herself!"
"While practicing and challenging at the same time, she used all means to acquire excellent knowledge. Even if she was beaten all over, even if she escaped from death countless times, she persisted and grew step by step... In the ring of countless strong people
In a waiting environment, she slowly climbed up!"
"Loneliness, pain, cold... were eroding her all the time, and the rapid growth of monsters of the same age were also hitting her all the time. However, she never had the idea of giving up. She firmly believed that as long as she worked hard, she would
It can also be done. Then, one day, while running for her life, she met another monster of the same age..."
