Lin Feng was frightened by Uncle Ge's words. It was not that Lin Feng was timid, but that Uncle Ge's words were too weird.
Staring at him dumbfounded.
"What, are you scared?"
"Nonsense, Uncle Ge, is he a man or a woman in your mouth?"
"Male, and about my age!"
Lin Feng collapsed.
But Uncle Ge said with a smile: "Don't worry, he doesn't have the Longyang habit. He covets your body because he wants to eat your flesh!"
Lin Feng was shocked again.
What kind of monster is this ****?
I have only heard of monsters wanting to eat Tang Monk's flesh, but I have never heard of anyone wanting to eat his own flesh.
"Of course, don't worry, he won't do anything as long as I'm here."
Uncle Ge said it was easy, but Lin Feng felt unprecedented pressure.
Anyway, Lin Feng spent the entire morning feeling quite uneasy.
Soon, it was noon.
Uncle Ge personally prepared a table of dishes and asked Lin Feng to accompany him to wait for the evildoer's arrival.
Around one o'clock.
Lin Feng suddenly heard a burst of hearty laughter.
No one had arrived, but the laughter had already reached Lin Feng's ears. To be honest, it was a bit creepy.
Soon, the door to the room was pushed open.
A guy who looked like Maitreya Buddha came in.
A round figure, not tall, with a big bald head, walked in with a smile.
What attracted Lin Feng the most was the thick string of Buddhist beads around his neck.
"Buddha, you are here!" Uncle Ge said with a smile.
The other party nodded and said: "I'm coming!"
Although he was talking to Uncle Ge, he was looking directly at Lin Feng. Lin Feng could clearly see a hint of greed in his eyes. This greed was far more excessive than when Yin Zuosheng looked at big money.
Lin Feng was so stimulated by his eyes that he trembled all over.
When the guy whom Uncle Ge called Buddha saw this, he smiled and said: "This world is delicious, boy, do you dare to give me a pound of your blood to taste!"
Lin Feng couldn't help but shiver again.
What kind of monster is this ****!
"Buddha, stop joking, Lin Feng is not very courageous!"
Buddha chuckled and said: "I'm not kidding, you know my taste. To be honest, this guy's meat is the supreme tonic in the world. It's a pity that Li Shiqi can't eat it!"
This was a name that made Lin Feng's body tremble again.
"Li Shiqi? Do you know Li Shiqi?"
The Buddha smiled arrogantly and said: "More than just acquaintance, our relationship is very good. I couldn't kill you at Xiao's house that day. I didn't expect that your boy's strength would improve so much. However, just right,
It's because your strength has improved dramatically, so your meat will taste even more delicious!"
Lin Feng collapsed.
He felt cold all over his body.
Lin Feng instantly remembered what Uncle Ge said to him in the morning. The guy named Buddha in front of him was a helper, but he was an opponent!
You know, Li Shiqi was killed by Bai Fengnian and others.
The Buddha seemed to have seen through Lin Feng's thoughts. He smiled conspiratorially and said: "Boy, don't worry. Although Li Shiqi was killed by your master and the others, it has nothing to do with you after all. Every wrongdoer has his own debtor. I am
I won’t embarrass you, but after the Japanese thing is settled, I will still eat your flesh. This has nothing to do with the previous grudges, do you understand?"
Lin Feng was speechless.
"Who told you to talk about the supreme tonic?" Buddha said with a smile.
Those white teeth made Lin Feng feel bitingly cold.
It seemed as if he had already bitten me several times.
"Okay, come and eat!" Uncle Ge said.
After hearing this, the Buddha laughed and said: "I can't eat this guy's meat, so it's a good thing to try your cooking. I remember the last time I ate your cooking was probably ten years ago!"
"Stop talking nonsense." Uncle Ge said.
Buddha smiled and began to glance at Lin Feng again.
Lin Feng had never felt such pain in his balls. After finishing the meal in an extremely depressed state, the Buddha went back to his room to rest.
Lin Feng couldn't wait to say: "Uncle Ge, you are kidding with my life!"
"What, are you scared?"
"Of course I'm afraid. Who wouldn't be afraid of such a change?"
Uncle Ge said with a smile: "It's useless to be afraid. The person is already here anyway, and I can't send him away."
Lin Feng collapsed.
I really don’t know why this old man, Uncle Ge, wanted to bring such a guy over.
When Fenghuang woke up, it was already evening. She had a very sound sleep, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Lin Feng.
Phoenix smiled softly and said, "How long have I slept?"
"About ** hours!"
Phoenix sat up, stretched and said, "It's been so long, I thought it was only a few hours."
Lin Feng smiled and said, "It seems like you haven't had a good rest during this time!"
"Yes, I have never had a solid and peaceful sleep. No, husband, why do you look so strange? What happened?"
This girl was very smart and could see Lin Feng's thoughts.
Lin Feng smiled bitterly and said, "The old man hired a helper!"
"Isn't this a good thing?"
"But now Tai wants to eat my flesh. Do you think this is a good thing?"
"Ah?" Phoenix was so stimulated that he couldn't close his mouth.
She has never heard of such a thing!
"Husband, what exactly is going on?"
"This is the situation. He is obviously dressed as a monk, but he is not afraid of eating and drinking. That's okay. The key is that the way he looks at me is really weird. It seems like he is going to eat me in a minute.
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Phoenix was so stimulated that he didn't know what to say.
The girl was silent for a while and suddenly said: "I'm going to see him."
"No, let's forget it. That monster is not taboo about meat and vegetables. I'm afraid he is not taboo about beauty either. You are so beautiful. If something unexpected happens, I can't bear it!"
Seeing how serious Lin Feng said it, Fenghuang was a little hesitant.
At this time, someone at the door suddenly sang a Buddhist chant, and then heard someone say: "Lin Feng, don't worry, I'm not interested in women, but you, if you don't mind, let's talk
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"Go away, I have nothing to talk to you about!" Lin Feng said angrily.
Thinking about the way that guy looked at him, Lin Feng felt extremely horrified.
"Lin Feng, don't be like this, I really want to eat you." Buddha said with a hint of resentment.
It was as if Lin Feng had abandoned him.
Lin Feng is about to cry.
Damn it, this is too bullying!
At this time, the Buddha continued: "Don't worry, even if I want to eat you, I will cultivate a relationship with you first. You must know that any food actually has its own unique spirituality. When the time is right, eat it like that