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Chapter 2272 Fart as soon as you have it

Although Buddha said this with a smile, Lin Feng could clearly feel the greedy look in his eyes, which was like a look that suddenly saw prey after being hungry for a long time.

Very dangerous.

The danger made Lin Feng's body tremble slightly.

Lin Feng is not afraid of Buddha, because his strength is almost the same as him, and the most important thing is that Lin Feng is very young, and youth means unlimited possibilities.

However, don't forget that if Buddha were alone, Lin Feng would obviously take action now, but there were two people in the villa who were even more powerful than Buddha, and Lin Feng did not dare to be careless.

Pretending not to care at all, Lin Feng smiled contemptuously and said, "It's not certain who will eat who!"

"Hey, you kid has also changed your tune? That's okay!" Buddha said with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm here to ask for a drink. If there's wine, I'll go in and have a drink. If there's no wine, I'll get out!"

"Boy, do you think this is your home? You can come when you want and leave when you want?"

"Otherwise? Can you stop me?"

There was a hint of murderous intent in Buddha's eyes.

Then he smiled and said: "Don't expect me to fight you now, boy, I won't be in your shoes. You know, I have to eat you when you are alive, because your meat is the most elastic at that time.

It would be boring if you died!"

If ordinary people heard such words, they might have vomited a long time ago. It was really disgusting, but Lin Feng smiled and said with a smile: "I can finally see it, Buddha, you are the only one here today, how about we learn from each other?"

?”

"Okay!" Buddha said eagerly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Feng suddenly kicked the closed door.

The solid door was kicked away.

The Buddha's body was already three feet away.

Lin Feng jumped into the air and entered the villa. He bent his body like a wild beast and stared at the Buddha in front of him.

The Buddha actually sensed a powerful murderous aura gradually suppressing him.

This is not a good thing.

Although Buddha was smiling, he was quickly calculating the situation in front of him in his heart. Lin Feng's progress shocked him. Although Buddha witnessed Lin Feng's transformation with his own eyes and even created it with his own hands when he was in Japan that day, even if

At that time, Lin Feng's burst of murderous intent could not shake the Buddha's heart, but it is different now.

His strong IQ told the Buddha that he might still suffer a loss in this stop with this boy today.

Thinking of this, the Buddha immediately shed his murderous aura and said with a smile: "It's not surprising that there are friends from far away. Lin Feng, I have a fine daughter here. Do you want to try it?"

"I think so, but I want to kill you even more!"

With that said, Lin Feng rushed forward.

Soon, a scene appeared that made Lin Feng dumbfounded.

The Buddha actually ran away.

He didn't even look at Lin Feng.

Lin Feng did not intend to give up here. Regardless of whether he could beat the Buddha or not, Lin Feng wanted to go all out.

A strange scene appeared.

Buddha, who had only chased others and had never been chased before, ran for the first time in an extremely embarrassed manner like a bereaved dog through the streets. Lin Feng followed him like a shadow, slowly following behind him.

Although the Buddha's kung fu was good, his weight was not light either. Lin Feng's kung fu was equal to or even slightly better than his. In addition, Lin Feng was young and thin. Therefore, it didn't take long for Lin Feng to be no more than a stone's throw away from the Buddha.

to a distance of half a meter.

"Buddha, if you are caught by me today, I will chop you into pieces and feed you to the dogs!"

Buddha's whole body trembled.

Keep running wildly.

Lin Feng followed him like a shadow, and no matter how hard the Buddha exerted himself, he could always keep no more than half a meter away from him.

After running wildly for half an hour, the Buddha was like a deflated rubber ball. He sat on the ground, gasping for breath, and his face looked like the color of pig liver. The Buddha had never been so embarrassed.

Seeing Lin Feng's face not red, out of breath, and even with a somewhat disdainful smile on his lips, Buddha angrily scolded: "Little brat, don't be so proud. If I hadn't taken a lot of supplements last night, I wouldn't be here today."

Can you be so arrogant?"

"I can't help it. Lord Buddha has been so good to me. He happened to allow me to seize such a good opportunity. This is your fate, accept death!"

As he said that, Lin Feng raised his big hand and was about to slap the Buddha on the head.

The Buddha quickly raised his hand and said: "Little calf, how dare you."

Lin Feng burst out laughing.

Smiling, he said: "I don't dare to do anything. I feel like vomiting after committing murder and arson. Anyway, your sins are serious, so I will save you on behalf of the Buddha."

"No, no, no, no, we are all gentle people. If you have anything to say, please speak it out!"

Lin Feng was so amused that he burst into laughter.

When the Buddha saw this, he said angrily: "Damn it, I and the Buddha can be considered a master of the generation, but I never thought that I would end up in such a situation today. God, you are a bitch...

, I hate you!”

"Oh, Buddha, what you said is wrong. You choose your own path. What's wrong with God?"

Buddha glanced at Lin Feng, was silent for a while and said: "Lin Feng, let's discuss it!"

"No need to discuss!"

"I know you are here to kill Onizuka this time. If I help you kill him together, will you let me go?"

"No, because I can kill him too."

"Your uncle, aren't you afraid of that pervert from Lao Ge trying to deal with you? He is much more powerful than me, and it will be easy to deal with you."

These words made Lin Feng hesitate.

What the Buddha said is true; that uncle is indeed unfathomable.

Seeing a flash of hesitation in Lin Feng's eyes, Buddha quickly said: "Boy, I'm not bragging. You may be good at cleaning up Onizuka, but how about dealing with Lao Ge? You may not be able to use both of them, but you can."

It will be different now that I join.”

"Don't talk nonsense, are you willing to work with me to deal with Uncle Ge?"

"Of course, people will not be punished for their own sake. I did this to save my life. I believe Lao Ge will understand."

Lin Feng finally saw what it means to be shameless.

Apart from Buddha, there is probably no other person who can take such a shameless thing so seriously.

"Your attention is good." Lin Feng said with a smile.

"Nonsense, my attention must be good. Although Lao Ge is powerful, he must not have thought that I would choose to join forces with you. When the time comes, you and I will work together to catch him off guard."

"Okay, I will spare your life for the time being, but I have a few questions. If you answer them truthfully, then I will consider sparing you."

"If you fart, let it go!"

"Hey, you have a bad temper. I think you are itchy!"

The Buddha quickly smiled and said: "I'm kidding, I'm kidding. If you want to ask anything, you can ask whatever you want. I know the answer for sure."

"Okay, first question, where did Onizuka and Uncle Ge go?"


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