"Conquering a Man Chapter 1: If you want to conquer a man's heart, you have to conquer his stomach: Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms?"
"What the hell! How can this guide to chasing love that Xiao Qiao gave me be a recipe?"
"Where can I find chickens? Where can I find mushrooms? Besides, Yunying's cooking is so delicious, isn't that why I haven't conquered my husband!"
"..."
Sun Shangxiang lay on the bed and studied the book on pursuing love that Xiao Qiao gave her.
He made complaints from time to time.
Little Deer Girl, on the other hand, sat aside with a resentful look on her face, beating Sun Shangxiang's legs again and again.
This is how losers are treated.
"Try harder, haven't you eaten?"
"oh!"
So angry!
Beat you to death, beat you to death, beat you to death!
You are fart, you are air.
What else do you want to do, chicken stewed with mushrooms? Humph, just you? Chicken stewed with poisonous mushrooms!
hehe!
Wait, poisonous mushrooms...
The little deer girl suddenly looked stunned.
It seemed like he had thought of something.
Suddenly a conspiracy came to mind.
"Well, Sister Xiangxiang, are you going to make chicken stewed with mushrooms for the bad guys to eat?"
"Bad guy?"
"No, it's Lord Qitian!"
"I really want to do it. The book says that cooking is not about cooking, it's about doing what you feel like. But I don't know how to get mushrooms or chicken!"
Sun Shangxiang said that dancing with guns and cannons is his strength.
As for cooking and pleasing a man, it's really hard.
Moreover, she still remembered that Xiao Qiao made snacks for Zhou Yu.
As a result, when it came to her, it turned into chicken stewed with mushrooms...
"Sister Xiangxiang, leave the mushrooms to me. I know where the mushrooms grow! Just take care of the chicken!"
"Really? That lady can't do it either!"
"Huh? Sister Xiangxiang, you don't know. Mushrooms and chickens are very delicious in themselves. Just mix them together and stew them casually, and they will be delicious!"
"..."
Sun Shangxiang looked at Little Deer Girl with a puzzled look.
She always felt that this girl must have no good intentions for being so attentive all of a sudden!
"If you don't believe it, I'll go pick mushrooms for you right now!"
The little deer girl quickly got out of bed and rushed out quickly.
"Strange! But look what she's going to do!"
"..."
"Some people live in the sky, some people live in mushrooms, hee hee hee..."
As soon as she left the room, the little deer girl ran directly to the latrine.
Poisonous mushrooms can be used to punish bad guys.
If a bad guy finds out, he will definitely think it was a female bad guy who did it.
Let out two bad breaths at once.
As expected of me, awesome!
Let you bully me again!
"Sure enough!"
I saw clusters of gray-white mushrooms growing in the corner behind the hut.
You don’t even have to think about it, you can tell it’s not a good mushroom just by looking at its shape!
"Huh huh huh..."
Maybe there is enough fertilizer or something.
The mushrooms here grow fat and big.
It only takes a moment.
Just collected a lot of them.
"Whose little deer is that? It's so awesome!"
After collecting them, the deer girl couldn't wait to run back.
At this time, Sun Shangxiang also walked out of the room, ready to see what the little deer was up to.
"Look, I got the mushrooms!"
As soon as she saw Sun Shangxiang, the little deer girl couldn't wait to offer her treasure.
Display the long, big, fat mushrooms you collected!
"Oh! It's true!"
Sun Shangxiang's face was full of surprise.
Unexpectedly, this little deer girl is very capable and actually got mushrooms.
what to do?
Are you really asking me to make chicken stewed with mushrooms? I don’t seem to be good at it!
Wait....I'm so stupid....
I don’t know how to do it, let Yunying do it for me!
Think of this.
Sun Shangxiang became more energetic.
I also forgot to watch out for the little deer girl.
today.
I must let my husband see my feelings!
"Little deer! Let's go! Go to the kitchen!"
"..."
In Wu Zetian's room.
The discussion is coming to an end.
After the two dragons spat out beads, the monarch and his minister successively used moves such as the dragon swinging its tail, the flying dragon in the sky, the dragon soaring and the tiger leaping, etc., in an attempt to suppress Qitian.
However, Qitian is not a vegetarian either.
He successively used moves from ancient secret techniques such as the old farmer driving his cart, the solitary smoke in the desert, and the rainbow penetrating through the ages.
In the end, he won.
"Qitian! Today, I, Wu Meiniang, admit defeat!"
As powerful as the empress Wu Zetian, she lowered her noble head at this moment and no longer called me.
I'm looking at Shangguan Wan'er.
He had already been stunned by Qi Tian's moves.
"So, please correct your attitude in the future. In this house, I am the emperor, do you understand?"
Wu Zetian's face turned pink, and her teeth itched with hatred for Qi Tian, but she had no choice but to nod slowly!
It obviously took several days to prepare.
The monarch and his ministers also competed and trained with each other for a long time.
Why isn't this Qitian's opponent yet?
So strong!
Still a person?
"Since you are so good, I will naturally help you. Let's talk about it. Don't you want to destroy Sikong Zhen and restore the Storm Army? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Have you not always supported Sikong Zhen? You have also belittled my policies many times. Why are you helping me now?"
Wu Zetian rolled her eyes at Qi Tian.
You didn’t tell me just now.
It hurts like hell now.
What a nonsense you are talking about!
I don't have the time to discuss this with you.
Need to rest and recuperate!
"This moment is the same as that moment! Aren't I closer to you than to him now?" Qi Tian said with a smile.
"Let me make it clear, I didn't do so much because I wanted your help..."
Wu Zetian was a little concerned about Qi Tian's opinion of her.
He actually opened his mouth to explain.
"The monkey has made it clear, I am helping you not because you have done so much!"
"Okay! I believe you! But I have already made a careful plan to deal with Sikong Zhen, so there shouldn't be any big problem! Only...only Jiang Ziya, I heard Di Renjie said that he was taken away by Sikong Zhen, I
Afraid...."
"Let me deal with Jiang Ziya? Okay! No problem!"
Qi Tian agreed happily.
Beat Jiang Ziya!
Have experience!
I caught it myself last time.
Can I still run away this time?
"Then I'm here...thank you...ah? Qitian, I...have given up...why do you still want to...take my life...you're not
people...."
"Haha! This monkey is not a human!"
"..."
The other side.
kitchen.
A new problem arose on Sun Shangxiang's side.
The kitchen is full of big things like pigs and sheep.
Not even a chicken feather.
What to stew mushrooms with?
"Yunying, why are there no chickens?"
"Yes, yes! We have all the mushrooms!"
Deer Girl looked as anxious as Sun Shangxiang.
If you don’t have chicken and you can’t stew mushrooms, how can you poison the big bad guy?
"Hey! It seems it's too late to go out and buy it now!"
Yunying spread her hands.
This time...
"Go to the neighbor's house and borrow one. Today I must let you taste my craftsmanship!"
"Haha, it seems we don't have any neighbors... No, there used to be some, but now they are gone!"
"What should I do..."
So frustrating!
Sun Shangxiang and Xiao Deer Girl both had their heads drooped.
But just when they were disappointed.
There is no perfect path for man.
There were waves of eagles singing in the sky outside the house.
"Chirp chirp chirp..."
"Eh? How about little eagle's stewed mushrooms?"
"...."
Sun Shangxiang was extremely excited and his eyes were shining.
He rushed out of the kitchen and went back to the house to get his heavy artillery.
The little deer girl thought of Yun Zhongjun and shook her head repeatedly.
[Author's digression]: Thank you brothers for your support!