Chapter 33 Fighting for wine, who said that women are not as good as men
General's Mansion.
In order to thank Qitian for his help, Su Lie personally ordered someone to prepare a banquet.
Over the banquet!
Hua Mulan and some generals from the Protectorate were all present.
Although the supplies are poor and there is no good wine or food, the atmosphere is definitely not bad!
Qi Tian looked at Hua Mulan and saw that she had changed into regular clothes and dressed up as a man, making her even more heroic.
"Smelly monkey, is she pretty? Do you like her?"
"Well, not bad! Uh..."
next moment.
Bai Jingjing's ruthless claws pinched, turned, and twisted Qitian's thigh directly, and the whole process was smooth and smooth, without any sloppiness.
"Fuck...fuck...you..."
Qi Tian felt as if he was hitting Tianling directly from the sole of his foot, it was so painful!
Hua Mulan seemed to be aware of this strangeness.
He actually smiled brightly at Qi Tian.
"Smelly monkey, you really had an affair with her!"
"I just met her yesterday. How can I have an affair? What if I have an affair? My handsome man has three wives and four concubines...oh ho..."
The ruthless claws were dispatched again, and Qitian immediately ascended to the sky. The two thighs should now be symmetrical!
This time Qitian screamed a little louder, and everyone present turned their attention to him.
Hua Mulan stood up directly and came to Qi Tian with a wine pot and glass.
Qi Tian secretly complained, why does Hua Mulan always come to his side?
Hey! No!
Damn it!
Again!
Can you stay away from me!
This time it was the top of the thigh, next time it will be the middle of the thigh!
"This time the Protectorate was able to save the day, thanks to brother Qi Tian. I wonder where brother Qi Tian came from and where he wants to go?"
As Hua Mulan spoke, she filled Qi Tian's glass with wine.
Bai Jingjing's eyes widened and she wanted to eat Hua Mulan right away.
You wear men's clothing and your voice sounds so sweet!
Is it obviously to seduce the smelly monkey?
And smile at the monkey!
You are laughing your ass off!
Qi Tian grabbed Bai Jingjing's hand and calmed her down.
This white-bone essence is a very jealous one.
"General Huihua, I came from Qianku City to Chang'an. I picked up a good son on the way and ended up here at the Protector's Mansion by accident!"
"Huh? My brother was born in Thousand Cave City. It is a city of knowledge. Su Lie yearns for it very much!"
Su Lie suddenly spoke, and Qi Tian's expression changed instantly, and he felt like there was a small green halo on his head!
You yearn for a daddy!
Uh... No, calm down!
Thousand Cave City is a thing of the past!
Gallo is also past tense!
Now you already have Jingjing!
Don't be angry, life is like a drama...
Qi Tian convinced himself secretly, but he picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp!
Hua Mulan couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when she saw this, and quickly filled Qitian's wine glass again.
"Sister, there is something unclear. Since my brother was born in Thousand Caves City, why did the giant demon species seem to know you yesterday and seemed to have a deep hatred for you!"
"Uh... maybe he recognized the wrong person. I really don't know him!"
Qi Tian drank the wine again.
I must not let these people think that I am really Sun Wukong!
Otherwise, there will definitely be big trouble!
Hua Mulan narrowed her eyes.
Her feelings are always very accurate.
The man in front of me is definitely hiding something.
"General Su Lie, why don't you have a few drinks with brother Qitian?"
"Hahaha, drink, of course you have to drink, share the wine with friends, the taste will be even sweeter!"
The other party came to propose a toast with great kindness, and Qi Tian would naturally not refuse!
But after three rounds of drinking and three to five glasses of wine, Su Lie was the first to surrender!
"Sorry! Brother Qitian, my drinking capacity is very bad, I can't drink anymore!"
"Ha! That's it? That's what the Great Wall Guards have!" Qi Tian said with contempt on his face.
Su Lie was also very embarrassed. His drinking capacity was already low, and he had to patrol at night. Drinking again was absolutely not allowed.
"Monkey, I'm drunk too, hehe, I want to turn into my original form, hee hee hee hee!"
Qi Tian was stunned for a moment. Bai Jingjing beside him was also drunk at some point, her face was pink and blurred.
"F*ck! When did you drink? What kind of wine does a woman drink? Damn it, Xuanba, help your mother go back and rest!"
Baili Xuance, now Baili Xuanba, obediently helped Bai Jingjing and quickly sent her back to rest.
"Hmph! Who said women are inferior to men! Brother, do you dare to have a drinking contest with me?"
Hua Mulan hated men most in her life for slandering women.
Qi Tian's mouthful of a girl already made her very unhappy. In addition, she wanted to regain her position from Qi Tian, so she directly picked up a large jar of wine and challenged him.
"General Hua, stop when you click, stop when you click!"
Su Lie quickly tried to smooth things over.
But now they have just defeated the demon species, and the two of them are still injured, so they have to fight for wine...
"Come here, I can still be afraid of a girl!"
Qi Tian was not to be outdone.
Although I don't know what Hua Mulan has in mind.
But when a woman challenges you in front of everyone, as a man, how can you say no?
Yes! Men can’t say no!
"Bring me the wine!"
“Serve the big bowl!”
In an instant, the silent banquet became lively again.
"General Hua is indeed a woman as good as a man, how heroic!"
"The Monkey General is so arrogant, it's interesting this time!"
"But General Su Lie is so strong and fierce, but he has such a drinking capacity..."
"..."
Su Lie's old face turned red.
"Well, this general has gone on patrol. Please accompany Brother Qitian and General Hua!"
"..."
The wine fight officially begins.
Qi Tian and Hua Mulan's eyes were wide open!
A big bowl!
I'll follow!
I'll give you a bigger bowl!
Me!
I'll follow!
I'll make you bigger again!
The group of waiters looked on in shock.
Is this drinking?
Is it okay to drink water?
What's more, the cow is drinking water!
It turns out that General Su Lie is really not to blame.
These two are perverts, a male pervert and a female pervert!
Time passed minute by minute.
Their stomachs gradually swelled.
Qi Tian gradually became drunk, but Hua Mulan was not hurt at all.
Sister, you can never get drunk after a thousand cups of wine. Brother, you have hit a brick wall today, hum hum hum!
They say that people tell the truth when they are drunk. If you get him drunk directly...
Thinking of this, Hua Mulan's eyes lit up.
He sped up the wine fight!
I will add two jars to one jar!
What am I... with...
…
Qitian is defeated!
Lying directly on the wine table!
"General Hua is mighty, General Hua is mighty!"
This time Hua Mulan regained face for the Great Wall Guards and the Protectorate, and everyone cheered.
"Hehe, my brother is my brother, you are arrogant to me..."
Winning was not enough to relieve her anger, Hua Mulan actually slapped Qi Tian on the face and started mocking him.
"I... follow..."
"General Hua, let's send General Monkey back to rest!" said a general from the Protectorate.
"No! No need, I have to send this brother off in person!"
Hua Mulan finished speaking.
Lift Qi Tian’s arm!
He actually picked him up in one fell swoop.
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