Yesterday, Qitian slightly modified the Great Sage Stick Technique, changed it into a set of Great Sage Hammer Technique, and taught it to him.
This little guy is also hard-working, and he was wandering around the yard drinking early in the morning.
"A critical strike!"
"Double Hammer Pierces the Ear"
"Drink, ha..."
"..."
"boom!"
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Bai Jingjing walked out angrily.
"Son, where is your father?"
Baili Xuance shook his head in confusion!
After he sent Bai Jingjing back last night, he went to sleep alone and didn't pay attention to whether Qi Tian came back or not.
"This damn stinky monkey, he is drunk, he doesn't know what to do, he just knows how to be serious, and let me take the initiative every time, how annoying!"
Bai Jingjing vented her anger and started looking for Qi Tian everywhere.
"There isn't one in the room. Didn't the smelly monkey come back last night?"
At this time, General Su Lie finally returned from a night of intense patrols and happened to pass by the yard where Qi Tian and others were.
"Wait a minute, you big guy!"
"Um...girl, this is your name..."
"Stop talking nonsense, have you seen my smelly monkey?"
Su Lie shook his head blankly.
"Sorry! Su Lie just returned from patrolling outside the city and didn't see Brother Qitian!"
Bai Jingjing was a little anxious. She didn't know why she suddenly felt flustered.
In the past, I only felt this way when I was in danger.
"Help me find the monkey, he didn't come back last night!"
"Didn't come back? Maybe he was resting in the guest room..."
As soon as Su Lie finished speaking, Bai Jingjing rushed out with a whoosh.
"Wait, girl, Su Lie will take you there..."
"..."
In the guest room.
Hua Mulan looked at Qi Tian blankly.
This stinky brother really hugged her like this all night and never let go of his hand once.
How ridiculous! My arms are numb, but you’re not tired?
And that face of yours, where do you stick it... Hey, forget it, you've already eaten, why do you still care about sticking it on for just a little while?
It was already bright at this time, but after a night of tossing, Hua Mulan had no energy at all, and was too lazy to wake up Qi Tian.
Break the can!
It's your own fault!
The only uncomfortable thing is that it's a little hot and humid down there.
Not found before.
It turns out that I have so much.
As expected of me, General Hua!
This is spread from butt to heel!
Just when General Hua was breaking pots and looking for joy in suffering, there was a sudden movement outside the door.
"Brothers Qitian, brothers Qitian!"
"Smelly monkey, stinky monkey, where are you?"
"..."
"not good!"
Hua Mulan's face changed drastically!
"Brother Qitian, brother Qitian, wake up quickly, something big has happened, someone is going to die!"
"Are you a pig? The sky is falling, please wake up quickly!"
Seeing that Qi Tian was still awake, Hua Mulan moved her mouth again and bit Qi Tian's ear directly.
"Clang!"
The door suddenly opened!
But then it quickly closed again.
"This this..."
Su Lie's brain was buzzing at this time and went blank.
The entire outlook on life has completely collapsed.
He just wanted to help Bai Jingjing find Qitian.
But he didn't expect that as soon as he opened the door, he saw Qi Tian's head buried in Hua Mulan's chest, while Hua Mulan was biting Qi Tian's ear, and the two were still hugging each other tightly.
We, Xiao Lielie, are born in the top 100, and are well-informed and sensible people.
This kind of heartless behavior, with no regard for propriety, justice and shame, actually appeared in front of him, and the protagonist was a comrade who had fought side by side.
How could this not frighten him?
"Hey! Big guy, what are you doing standing here? Have you found my smelly monkey?"
Seeing Su Lie standing upright, Bai Jingjing asked impatiently.
"No...there's nothing inside, there's...no one inside!"
Su Lie swore that this was the first time in his life that he had lied.
There is no other way, just forget about Qi Tian, Hua Mulan is here too!
The two fought side by side for many years and made numerous military exploits. Even though she was accused of being a traitor, Hua Mulan spared no effort to protect the Great Wall and the Protectorate.
With such a character, Su Lie believed that she was just temporarily confused and infatuated.
"You don't mean what you say. Why are you hesitating and your eyes are still flustered? Is there really no one in there?"
Su Lie lied for the first time in his life. He had no experience, and was quickly spotted by Bai Jingjing.
At this time, sounds also came from the room.
"Fuck! Who bit my ear!"
Su Lie's expression changed drastically.
Bai Jingjing pushed him away!
Then he kicked the door open!
"boom!"
"Smelly monkey...how dare you..."
The sight in front of her shocked Bai Jingjing to the point where she stood stunned on the spot.
Just one sourness, two bitterness, three grievances, four collapse...
At this time, Qi Tian was also confused.
I was sleeping soundly when my ear was suddenly bitten. When I woke up, I saw it was Hua Mulan, and they were still in the same bed.
Before he could react, the door was kicked open, and Bai Jingjing and Su Lie rushed in, as if they were catching something.
so awkward!
The atmosphere is solemn!
The air seemed to be frozen.
"Huh? Clothes, hahahaha, nothing happened to the clothes I wore, hahahaha!"
Qitian suddenly laughed, it turned out that he found that his clothes were fully clothed.
Then it means that he and Hua Mulan were just drunk and slept together, and they didn't do anything extraordinary.
"Snapped!"
I saw Hua Mulan giving Qi Tian a big mouth.
Then he looked extremely aggrieved, with tears in his eyes and his lips almost bleeding from his bite.
"Fuck...you...you..."
Qi Tian was completely confused this time.
Hua Mulan, what do you mean? Why did you hit me?
Why do you have such an expression, as if you are being treated like that!
What do you want to do? You are a female hero and a female general. You should not make such an expression!
We are fully clothed, so please don’t rely on me!
"flash"
"sprint"
I saw Hua Mulan hugging the quilt, flashing and sprinting, rushing from the bed to the house in an instant!
"Huh? Don't run away and explain the matter clearly!" Qi Tian shouted loudly.
"Smelly monkey, you said you didn't do it, what is that?"
Qi Tian followed the direction of Bai Jingjing's fingers and found that his pants were wet.
"I...."
"And your mouth! It's all swollen! Damn monkey, you've gone too far, wuwuwuwu..."
Bai Jingjing ran out of the house crying.
"Jingjing, listen to me!"
Qitian's crotch is covered with yellow mud now. It's either shit or shit. How can you tell clearly?
Did I really do it to Hua Mulan...
It shouldn’t be, I don’t feel it!
"Hey! Brother Qitian, just take care of yourself!"
Su Lie sighed, shook his head, and turned to leave.
well?
Su Lie, what does your contemptuous expression mean?
Why are you talking about me?
Why are mice used as juice? Why are mice used as juice?