For Xiao Baobao and Niu Xiaomei, it is the happiest time to eat.
The two have clear division of labor.
One eats meat and the other eats vegetarian food.
Feast on.
"Baofan, you're right. You can really eat so many delicious foods when you are a guard."
"I knew that the Empress sister would not lie to me."
"It's good to be an escort, but I miss Brother Monkey a little now."
"Or else, we'll go home after we finish eating! We can have another meal when we get home!"
"Uh... violent... you..."
Xiao Zhuo's face was full of pride.
I just feel like a genius.
The empress's sister asked herself to be a guard, but she didn't say how long she would be a guard every day.
From now on, I will be a guard in the morning, have lunch, and then go home to have dinner. I will see the big villain in the afternoon and eat again in the evening.
It's amazing!
Who said I was stupid?
"Raging, it's not good."
"Of course, this is the best."
"Okay, then go home later!"
"Yeah! Go home!"
Xiao Zhuobao and Niu Xiaomei reached a consensus.
Keep eating and stuffing it.
However.
The next moment.
An unexpected sudden incident.
The ground suddenly collapsed in the area where the two of them were sitting.
"Oh? Raid, what's going on?"
"What? Oops!"
"boom!"
There was a loud bang.
Two greedy girls were caught.
All the people and the dining table fell to the ground.
And at this time, a figure slowly walked out of the darkness.
"Sikong Zhen asked me to destroy this trap that day. Fortunately, I kept a hand. I'm using it now, hahahahaha..."
"A master guard? It's ridiculous! Even ours is not as good as ours, just a bucket!"
"Wu Zetian, Sikong Zhen, you treat me as a puppet and is the biggest failure in your life! What you owe me, I will take it back bit by bit!"
“…”
at the same time.
A few hundred meters deep underground.
It's pitch black.
Fortunately, Niu Xiaomei and Xiao Baobang have different physiques than ordinary people. Not only can they have night vision, but they are not injured even if they fall from such a high place.
"Raging, we seem to be trapped."
"What should I do? Sister, think of a solution!"
Critical moment.
Small storm is still useless.
On the contrary, Niu Xiaomei became very calm and thought about it carefully.
"Strange, who is trying to harm us? There were only two of us just now, but there was no other person's breath?"
"Is it because we were unlucky and fell into the trap?"
"No, right, how do you explain the food at that table? Someone must have done it on purpose..."
Niu Xiaomei looked up and looked.
The only exit began to slowly close.
This height is about three or four hundred meters.
In other words, the two are underground now.
"Raging, what are you doing? When is it time for you to eat?"
"I'm full, I'm so happy to climb up!"
"It seems that there are meteorites around this. Are you sure you can climb up?"
"What kind of meteorite? Let's talk about it after eating, your steamed bun!"
Facing difficulties.
The little riot is still heartless.
It tastes so delicious.
Niu Xiaomei was very anxious.
This is dark and of course underground.
No one came to save him.
That will be dead.
"Raging, stop eating, you can climb first, hurry up."
"Okay, OK!"
Xiao Zhuo came to the wall with an impatient look on his face.
The hands instantly changed into tyrant claws.
Then he turned around and waved at Niu Xiaomei twice.
"Hehehe, look, I'm so awesome. Sister Jingjing taught me that it's partial transformation and is sharper than a weapon!"
"Awesome, awesome! It's so violent. You'd better climb quickly. It's tide and dark here, and I'm not used to it."
"Okay, look at me!"
Xiao Zhuo's knees bent slightly, exerted force in an instant, and jumped high.
Then he rushed towards the wall in front of him.
"Bang!"
"oops!"
"What's wrong? Raid!"
"It's okay, it's just that this wall is so hard, I'll try again."
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Several times in a row.
Xiao Fengshao is hard to grasp the wall, let alone climb up.
"It's over, I can't climb up..."
"I saw it."
"What should I do?"
"I can only wait for the Empress sister to come and save us."
Niu Xiaomei spread her hands.
Although I was very anxious.
But now, it seems that there is really no other way.
"Little sister, there is a big mound of soil here, otherwise we will dig out the soil!"
"Don't be stupid. After this mound of soil, there are definitely thick walls. Besides, where are we digging at a few hundred meters underground? It's over, it's over."
"I don't care. I want to dig. If it's wrong, eat your fill first and then dig!"
Xiao Baobao picked up half of the pig again and started gnawing with great appetite.
Niu Xiaomei collected the scattered steamed buns and fruits.
Although she had a huge appetite, the situation changed suddenly. After thinking about it, she only took out a steamed bun, and the rest was hidden in a corner.
The two swallowed the steamed buns.
Niu Xiaomei's lucky dantian raised her head and roared suddenly.
"Help! Help! Is there anyone? We are underground, the Empress sister..."
He has a loud voice.
But it's useless.
After shouting for a long time, there was no movement except for Niu Xiaomei's own reply.
Xiao Zhuo curled his lips.
I still feel that digging is reliable.
The food was almost the same.
Stretched his limbs.
It turned into a dark and hard tyrant claw again and rushed towards the pile of soil.
...
And at the same time.
Wu Zetian's face was not very good at this moment.
Little Blast and Niu Xiaomei have not returned for a long time.
But she sent someone to search for it for a long time, but she couldn't even find a figure.
"These two girls are not disciplined. I still want to transfer and teach for two days and entrust them with important tasks. Now I can't hold on for even one day. It's really disappointing me."
"His Majesty, the Queen, and the Niu Xiaomei are both transformed into strange beasts. They are simple-minded and are at such a playful age. My subordinates think that they should give them some time."
"Oh! I wish they were as sensible as Wan'er!"
I know that the empress is pregnant and has been so tired recently.
Shangguan Wan'er also felt very distressed.
Go forward silently.
Start pressing Wu Zetian's shoulders.
"Your Majesty, I don't know how the Great Wall Guards should arrange it, whether to continue to stay in Chang'an, or let them return to the Great Wall? Yunzhongmo is still a little uneasy, and Chang'an is the same. I don't know what to do."
"Simple, walk halfway, leave halfway!"
"Yes, my subordinates understand."
Wu Zetian began to close her eyes and rest.
I've been nervous for a few days and should relax a little.
"Your Majesty, you still have to pay attention to your health. After all, you have a dragon seed."
"Don't worry, my son is not simple. You should worry about me, not about him."
"Huh? Your Majesty, you are..."
It seemed as if I heard my mother's complaints.
Wu Zetian's lower abdomen flashed with golden light.
Then the imperial aura on her body was instantly absorbed, without leaving any left.
"Bastard! A little brat! I can't even say a few words to you. I'm your mother!"
[Author’s off-topic]: Thank you brothers for your support!