Ever since my shopkeeper came back from the square that day, he has been out of his mind and even stopped eating.
No matter how much thought Li Dazui put in, racked his brains, and made many delicacies, they were all returned intact in the end.
If this continues, I guess this Yun Niang really won't be able to hold on for a few more days.
"Brother Big Mouth, if the shopkeeper continues like this, it will be too much for him!"
The waiter was equally anxious.
He is old at the top, young at the bottom, weak in health, and has a mouth that always gets into trouble.
This job is related to his family's livelihood.
"I don't understand. What's so good about that man? Yun Niang must have been taken by the drug." Li Dazui said with an annoyed look on his face.
"Huh? Brother Zui, one of the generous guests who came today said he knows our shopkeeper. It might be easier for a woman to talk to a woman. How about we go and beg her and let her persuade our shopkeeper?"
"Women to women?"
"That's right, how can we gentlemen understand a woman's thoughts? Let's just fight fire with fire!"
"Damn! What are you talking about? Fighting fire with fire! I'll make some more snacks. Hurry up and bring them over to ask for help!"
"..."
Li Dazui grilled a bunch of dried fish and dried meat.
Then he pushed and pushed the new waiter to give it to Xiao Deer Girl and others.
"Hurry up, it's done, I, Li Dazui, will give you a wage increase!"
"Brother Zui, you are not the shopkeeper..."
"If I share a little bit of my salary with you, isn't that just to give you a salary increase?"
"Uh, thank you Brother Zui!"
"..."
For yourself and for money.
The waiter hurriedly carried a large plate of dried fish and dried meat and hurried up to the second floor.
And at this moment.
The girls had already eaten to their fill.
All of them have round bellies and are too lazy to move.
They even started arguing over who should go shopping.
"A-Li cooked the food along the way, A-Xiang and I found the ingredients, and Xiaolu led the way. Now it's the turn of you three strangers to do some work!"
"You're wrong! How many times did the little rabbit make us hungry after eating it? In the later period, wasn't Irene the one who roasted meat for you? Besides, I made the fire and Milady provided it.
Seats, and shelter!"
As soon as Yang Yuhuan opened his mouth, Angela was dissatisfied.
He directly confronted him tit for tat.
"Angela, have you forgotten your identity?"
"Hahaha, identity? What identity? When I grow up and you are old, let's see who else the king likes!"
"I'm so sorry. This girl's body is perfect and she will never grow old at all. But your old man's soul is inhabiting the body of a girl. How shameless!"
"You android, monster!"
"Just like you're not a monster!"
The two of them quarreled more and more.
All the girls were stunned.
What's wrong with this?
Isn't it just to purchase some supplies? Why are we still arguing?
Aileen and Gongsunli wanted to break up the fight, but found that they couldn't get in the way.
"Tsk tsk tsk, is it man-made? No wonder Wang goes to your room so rarely."
"At least I can attract my husband, but you can only attract your husband's slap!"
"Hehehe, at least my slap is real, and you, hehehe, everything about you is fake!"
"You fart, I am also a human being of flesh and blood!"
"..."
Seeing that the situation is not good.
Gongsun Li and Irene looked at each other.
One person is holding on to the other, trying to stop the dispute.
"Hmph! Yang Yuhuan, without my agency people to build you a house, make a bed, and use it as a seat, would you still be living so comfortably?"
"Milady, what's so great about you? The prey you ate along the way were all hunted by this young lady."
"Well...."
Gongsun Li and Irene were completely dumbfounded.
If you haven't persuaded me here yet, why are you arguing again over there?
Could it be that he was too full?
Milady, you are the governor of Haidu, and Sun Shangxiang, you are the rich daughter of Soochow.
You two are both distinguished people, why are you joining in the fun...
"A blond heterosexual, do you really think your husband likes you? Your husband is just a temporary novelty!"
"Sun Shangxiang, I heard that you are still a princess. You must be Princess Taiping! Sister, let me tell you, my husband actually prefers someone with blond hair and blue eyes like me!"
"Cough cough cough cough...what are you talking about? Xiaolu doesn't understand."
"..."
Gongsun Li saw that the situation was getting worse and he was a little out of control.
He quickly pulled Eileen aside to discuss countermeasures.
"What's going on with these ladies? Why are you so rude today?"
"I don't know about this, could it be because I drank just now?"
"Did you drink just now? Why don't I remember?"
"It's the one just now, the red, sweet water."
Gongsun Li quickly looked at the four noisy Zhenghuan people.
Sure enough, I found that their faces were a little red.
It is really possible that the strength of the fruit wine has increased, thus venting the depression in my chest in recent days.
"Well, what should we do now? They are drunk but not too drunk. If they are not drunk, their tempers will become louder. If they fight..."
"Bang!"
Gongsun Li had just finished speaking.
I heard a bang and was startled.
He quickly followed the sound and found that his sister Yang Yuhuan had turned over the table.
"No! Don't do the shopping today. Quickly leave it to these eldest sisters and aunts and send it to the guest room."
"Okay! Come on, come on! Waiter!"
The waiter just came to the private room carrying dried meat and fish.
I was stunned for a moment.
The table was torn apart, broken plates were everywhere, and leftovers were scattered all over the floor.
The guests who were chatting and laughing just now were actually divided into two parties.
When they glare at each other, it feels like they are about to fight.
"Everyone...guest officers...are you busy?"
"If you have any nonsense, say it quickly; if you have something to say, say it quickly!"
Gongsun Li touched his forehead with one hand.
His expression was full of helplessness.
My sister Yuhuan was really drunk.
I can't even speak clearly.
"Well... I want to ask you all to help persuade my shopkeeper, because that man has not eaten for many days. If she continues like this, she will definitely die. So..."
"I'll go! I'll play a song, which will definitely relax her mood!"
"Yang Yuhuan, you play six, you play daddy, soothe your big ass!"
"Angela, don't think that because you have the body of a child, I can't do anything to you!"
"Bang!"
"Well...."
The waiter was dumbfounded again.
Gongsun Li was dumbfounded again.
Erin was dumbfounded again.
The little deer girl was dumbfounded.
Yang Yuhuan actually stepped on Angela's face with one foot.
Sun Shangxiang and Milady on the other side also hugged each other and started to fall.
"Dear guests!"
"What kind of guest are you? It's your tavern's fault. You just eat when you eat. What kind of wine are you serving?"
"So are you drunk?"
"roll!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, okay, get out now, I will come back when all the guests have sobered up!"
[Author's digression]: Thank you brothers for your support!