At strange times, I still had a glimmer of hope that there would be something good in this special storage bag. I reached in and picked up one thing, a bellyband. Then I took out another thing, again a bellyband. Finally, I picked up dozens of things, all of them.
It was inside his bellyband. After more than a hundred times, he finally took out a box.
What kind of good thing can a box wrapped with so many bellybands be? Yan Lingyu, a person in the late stage of Jue Sage, felt a little excited. He slowly opened the box with his hand. There was a quick jade inside. Yan Lingyu picked up the jade and saw that it was just a piece of jade.
Ordinary century-old warm jade is not a good thing.
"Is it the content inside the jade?"
"Yes, it must be, what exactly is it!" Yan Lingyu scanned the contents of the jade with his spiritual consciousness. His whole body felt as if the sky was struck by lightning and he could not move. The contents recorded in the jade were, respectively, purple and white silk bellyband, Tianxiang
, the late-stage cultivation of the Demon Commander; the pink white-collar bellyband, Xinyu, the early-stage cultivation of the Demon Lord; the purple landscape bellyband...
This is basically an introduction to which bellyband belongs to which woman, and what kind of treasure it is.
He was dumbfounded. More people were dumbfounded than him, and it was on the same street. The reason was nothing else but the bellyband in his hand. A seven-foot man held a hundred bellybands in his hand. What kind of situation was this? Because
He was so immersed in treasure hunting that he didn't notice other people's pointing.
When he woke up, he realized his situation and the constant calls of being called "pervert and pervert"! Even though Yan Lingyu's face was thicker than the city wall, he still had no shame to stay here. He threw the bellyband and jade into the storage bag.
The wind blew by, and Yan Lingyu disappeared into the street in a flash of smoke.
After running a few streets and making sure that no one was catching up, Yan Lingyu stopped, scolded the old man in secret, and vowed to catch the old man and beat him up.
Along the way, Yan Lingyu had to look right and left, for fear that someone would look at him and call him a perverted pervert. After a scene, he was no longer in the mood to stroll on the street, so he just walked forward aimlessly.
"You pervert, tell me clearly why my bellyband disappeared yesterday! And what are you doing here today?"
"Of course I came here to steal Xiaofeng's bellyband, ah! What did you just say, that the bellyband is yours, not Xiaofeng's?"
"You really stole it. I didn't give you any means. I thought I was afraid of you. Not to mention my bellyband, you dared to take Xiaofeng's bellyband away."
"Am I really that unlucky? I can hear such a thing!" Yan Lingyu happened to hear the two people arguing when he was passing by a street. He shook his head slightly, thinking of how he took out his bellyband on the street.
, I was depressed, "Hey! Why does this voice sound so familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere."
"It's him! Okay, if you don't take the road to heaven, and if you break in through hell, I can meet you here!" As soon as Yan Lingyu stepped back, he felt a gust of wind rushing towards him, and wanted to run past him.
Without thinking, he knew who the person running over was. He pretended that he had walked enough, weighed his waist and opened his hands.
With this stretch of his hand, he just hit the old man who ran out back.
As a matter of fact, the old man suddenly retreated back, just in time to bump into the woman who rushed to catch him.
"You stole my bellyband, and you dare to eat my tofu, Old Man Qi, you are seeking death!" The woman grabbed her in the sky, and at some point, a big stick appeared in her hand, and she hit the bellyband thief with it.
, hit him hard on the head.
Although that wooden stick was not a good product, the woman's cultivation had reached the level of a demon king. If she were to hit him with this stick, it would probably kill him. The bellyband thief flew up and avoided this attack.
This fatal blow, thinking that he was accidentally knocked back last time, ran towards Yan Lingyu again.
"It's embarrassing for me to be thrown into grandma's house. I finally saw you making a fool of myself. It's not that easy to run away!" Yan Lingyu thought to himself and looked at the bellyband thief unhappily. When he rushed to his side, there was a loud "pop!"
Remembering the slap in the face, the bellyband thief slapped Pianpian and drove him back.
"Go to hell!" The woman whose bellyband was stolen flew up two meters high and hit the bellyband thief on the head.
"Wait!" came out of the bellyband thief's mouth, and then looked at the woman thinking he was very cool, with a blurred light in his eyes.
"Say!" The woman looked at the bellyband thief in confusion.
"Liu Niang, I really like you, otherwise I wouldn't steal your bellyband. I can't get your people, I just want to use your things to miss you. You also know that although I am a coward,
You never do bad things, not to mention that your husband has been dead for so long, am I not allowed to like you? If you don’t believe it, just shoot him down, I will never dodge!” The bellyband thief looked at the woman affectionately, as if you were yours.
Come and beat my look.
"Only a ghost believes you!" He raised the stick made of unknown wood in his hand and hit it hard. The sound of wind kept irritating the bellyband thief, but he still didn't make any movement. When he almost hit the head, the woman was
He looked dumbfounded and stopped.
"Do you believe what he says? You might as well believe in ghosts. He has stolen the bellybands of a total of one hundred and sixty-three women. If he says he likes you, then let me ask, isn't there a total of one hundred and sixty-three people he likes?
"Yan Lingyu's voice came from outside. To the bellyband thief, this was an announcement of his death.
"Who are you and how do you know this?" Just now I just remembered wanting to hit the bellyband thief, but I looked at someone next to me and looked at Yan Lingyu strangely.
"He just stole other people's bellybands. Today he tried to steal my things on the street, but his skills were so bad that I found out. Not only did he get my own things back, but he also took his things.
I took it out and saw that it was full of bellybands and every woman's
As for the name of the person, I remember that one of the bellybands is the Ziling Fengyang bellyband, and the owner’s name is Ruan Feng!” The conversation between the two just now happened to be heard by Yan Lingyu, and when he was looking at the roster, there was only one person’s name.
It has the character "phoenix" in it, so I try my luck by saying it.
"Beat you to death, you bellyband thief!" Before she could finish her words, the wooden stick had already hit the bellyband thief on the head. The woman beat the bellyband thief like a baseball, and chased him hard for several minutes.
, then stopped, looking at his masterpiece with great satisfaction.
The bellyband thief was already swollen all over, and his body was nearly one-third larger than before. He occasionally made a small sound, whether it was crying or wanting to speak, but because his whole head was already a pig's head, what he said was completely incomprehensible.
I can't hear clearly.
Seeing this situation, Yan Lingyu slapped him, and a white light flew out from his hand and covered the bellyband thief. There were many miracles in time. In just a few minutes, the face that was passable just now turned into
The pig head, and in just a few seconds, the pig-head-like face was restored to its original shape.
"Say whatever you want!"
In Yan Lingyu's view, the words he spoke were very soft and indifferent, but they carried an invisible pressure that reached his heart. He looked at Yan Lingyu in horror. Even his master, an existence at the late stage of the Demon Emperor, could not let him be like this.
What kind of cultivation level did he have? He originally wanted to yell, but he just asked, "Why are you meddling in other people's business?"
"Am I meddling in other people's business?" Yan Lingyu asked himself, smiling and shaking his head, "No, I'm not meddling in other people's business. Everything has a cause and a result, and all of this cause and effect was caused by you!"
"I caused it!" The bellyband thief looked at Yan Lingyu in confusion.
"If you don't steal my things, I won't take back what belongs to me. In order to teach you a lesson, I also took a storage bag from you. I didn't expect that your storage bag was full of bellybands, and I was on the street.
When I took it out, so many people saw it, you want me to keep my face in the dark?"
Yan Lingyu looked at him with a fierce look on his face, and a funny idea appeared in his mind, "No, this is too cheap for you. I will put your bellybands on you and parade you around! Otherwise, it will be difficult to get rid of the knot in my heart."
I think only a person like Yan Lingyu, who is full of bad ideas, could come up with the idea of parading in the streets with his bellybands on. However, this trick is really effective. It scares the bellyband thief to the ground. He can't beat Yan Lingyu again and again, but he can't run and run. It's really catchy.
If he goes to parade in the streets, his stench will last forever and everyone will spit on him.
"Honorable Sir, I was wrong. You don't care about the faults of small people. Please let me go!" His master was in the late stage of the Demon Emperor, and he felt that his master was not as powerful as the person in front of him. He was more powerful than the Demon Emperor.
Isn’t he the Demon Lord?
"Aren't you going to accept me as your apprentice? Aren't I completely surprised? Why do you want me to let you go now?" Yan Lingyu stared at him with a faint smile on his face.
"Sir, he is a Demon Lord!" The woman dropped the wooden stick in her hand in fright. The customs of the Demon God Realm and the Demon Realm are similar. The strong is respected, but the control of the Demon God Realm is stricter. In the city
Murder is against the law. As long as you have evidence of who committed the murder, you can go to the city lord to complain. However, there is one level of people that you cannot control, and that is the Demon Lord. Once you reach the level of the Demon Lord, it will be equivalent to having a license to kill.
The Demon Lord is the most powerful being in the Demon God Realm. They have their dignity, and their dignity does not allow offense. Once someone offends, they have the right to kill him. For example, the old man Qi, the bellyband thief in front of him, dares to steal the Demon Lord's things.
This is simply courting death. Whether you knew it before or not, it is equivalent to being declared a death sentence.
To put it nicely, the Demon Lord needs evidence to kill people. To put it poorly, the Demon Lord can create evidence to kill people. As long as the Demon Lord doesn’t like you, he will kill you without any evidence. No matter what excuse he gives, no one will
To ask questions or interfere with the Demon Lord's affairs is to seek death. No one is a fool, so of course they will not provoke the Demon Lord.
"I'm just a liar and a thief. Please forgive me, Your Majesty!" Old Man Qi begged humbly. He was afraid that if Yan Lingyu was unhappy, he would kill him with a wave of his hand.