Before entering the courtyard, I heard heartbreaking sounds of vomiting mixed with crying.
I didn't dare to neglect and ran home quickly.
Zhang Wei was sitting on the steps at the door of the hall, holding a basin in one hand and a toad in the other, vomiting happily!
"You're awake, kid. How are you? How do you feel? Are you hungry or thirsty?"
I really didn’t have bad intentions, I was 100% concerned about the patient. However, seeing Zhang Weidu’s virtue and not forgetting to pinch the toad, and knowing the sadness in his heart, I didn’t dare to come forward.
"Okay, it's not a big deal, just say it twice and it will make sense. It will make you feel like you have it. It will embarrass your uncle and me."
Uncle Wu was still scolding without any sense of guilt. Zhang Wei finally held back his vomiting, raised the toad in his hand with its head drooped, and shouted emotionally!
"Uncle, this is your fault, isn't it? I'm your nephew. If you don't hate me to death, you always feel uncomfortable. How old are you? You're still making this scene while someone is sleeping. Aren't you childish!"
As he spoke, Zhang Wei started vomiting violently again. Now I have no doubt that if I told him that this thing was taken from a dead man's coffin, he would dare to vomit out all the internal organs, wash them and put them back again.
Uncle Wu was not annoyed by Zhang Wei's protest. He walked around him and walked into the room, and gave him a kick. "After you're done vomiting, roll back in. I have something to tell you two."
In the end I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went into the house and got Zhang Wei a glass of cold water, told him to rinse his mouth, held his nose and poured the pot of thick soup into the toilet, and helped Zhang Wei into the house with stars in his eyes.
Of course, the dead toad was still held in Zhang Wei's hand. He said it was evidence that his uncle was playing tricks on him, and he wanted to go back and tell his mother.
"You still want to complain to me, but you don't want to see who saved your life, just throw it out to me and bury it!"
This is how Uncle Wu calmly appeased his nephew who looked hopeless after learning the truth.
Listen to Uncle Wu tell him the story of his soul being crushed in a few words.
After confirming the current time, Zhang Wei looked frightened, went out with one bare foot, and threw the toad's body away through the wall. He came back and gave me a fist, "Sanman, thank you for your kindness, brother."
Remember it!"
Before I could reply, Uncle Wu continued to argue, "You are so stupid, do you think this is the end of it?"
Zhang Wei and I were both shocked. This is not the end!
What kind of trouble do you still want to make?
Could it be that the shameless and big rat could still find a home and come to kill us both?
Seeing Uncle Wu's calm face, I felt that the matter was not that serious, and I waited patiently for him to solve the mystery.
As expected, Uncle Wu did not disappoint us. After looking at Zhang Wei's dejected moral character with disgust, he said word by word, "Sanman, do you remember your destiny?"
Uncle Wu, why are you mentioning this? If it weren't for this strange fate, I wouldn't be like this today, and maybe my parents and grandpa wouldn't have died.
"Remember!" I just didn't want to mention it.
"With the life of Quan Yang White Tiger, if a man lives beyond eighteen years, he will be the Dragon and Tiger General who is inferior to one person and surpasses ten thousand people. But you are a girl. With such a fate, you will prepare chopsticks next to the roasted suckling pig.
If you cannot control your fate, you will die."
Uncle Wu said that I was confused. This was the first time someone had told me my destiny in such a formal and detailed way. I used to know that it was not very good, too hard, and would harm my relatives, but this roasted suckling pig also comes with chopsticks.
What means?
Uncle Wu's next sentence helped me explain it clearly.
"Evil souls, monsters, monsters, many things require Yang Qi to practice. Have you heard of the story of the vixen abducting the scholar up the mountain, sucking his essence and turning him into a mummy? You are more interesting than a dozen young men now.
The presence."
I was speechless for a while and could only...
I'm a serious young lady, so it's useless for the vixen to worry about me, because we don't have the tools to commit crimes!
And Uncle Wu's next words brought me from hell to heaven.
"But those things are also afraid of yang energy. If you use the right method, this is a weapon!
The consequences can range from serious injuries to nothing at all.
This is why your grandfather and I told you to enter the Yin-Yang Gate, you have to learn to use it."
When Uncle Wu was teaching us, he didn't forget to look up at the old wall clock on the wall, "Five o'clock, at five o'clock, don't forget to go to the coffin boy to get the door lever."
I haven't finished what I said before, so why are you mentioning this again? I'm confused.
Zhang Wei yawned. It was obvious that he was still very weak even after sleeping for so long. He tilted his head and dozed off, and he could fall asleep in a blink of an eye.
When he nodded sleepily, Uncle Wu took out the cigarette pot stuck on his back collar, aimed it at the back of his head and gave it a blow.
I felt pain for him when I saw him. Zhang Wei suddenly stretched three feet high on the spot, rubbed the back of his head and shouted, "Uncle, it hurts, oops, it's all covered!"
"Cheer up and listen to what I'm going to say next! It affects both of your lives!"
Zhang Wei was no longer dozing off, his eyes were filled with pain, and he was sitting there rubbing the back of his head. I stared at Uncle Wu for a moment, listening to his arrangements.
Now, when I know only a little about these things, I already have a fear. In order to survive at least until my birthday, I have to pay more attention to everything.
Uncle Wu began to arrange the next thing, "I'll go get the door pole later, and you two will stay in this yard for me. I will come over and bring you food every day, and I won't finish it until your father's birthday."
Counting the days, three days have just passed and there are still four days left.
"Uncle, if I don't go home now, why won't my mother rush to get married? Besides, Sanman and I are an unmarried boy and an unmarried girl. If we live in this courtyard, people will be embarrassed!"
This guy Zhang Wei owes a lot of virtue. What he said at the beginning was still in human language. The second sentence directly wanted me to go up and give him a two-slap. Except for the three years when I went to school, he has been growing up in our house since he was a child. Now,
Sorry to think about it!
Uncle Wu also looked like he didn't want to know this person, and said casually, "If you're embarrassed, just go home and wait for death. Sanman, you go to the coffin boy to order a coffin for him."
"No, no, no, uncle, you are my uncle, I live here, why don't I live here? Tell us what is going on."
"You think what I just said was a fart! Didn't you hear what I said about Sanman's destiny? She has a white tiger destiny, full of yang energy, and her yang energy is very strong. But your kid has just been deprived of his soul, and now he is half a ghost.
, the virtues of Yin and evil in the body, here you two complement each other perfectly. If one is so prosperous, he will be like a little sun from a distance. If the other is so weak, I will take you in even if I see you at night."
It turned out that this was the case. Zhang Wei was trying to please Uncle Wu with a flattering look on his face and flattered Uncle Wu, "Come on, if you had said this earlier, it would have been over. You know that my uncle still takes care of his nephew. Don't worry, I'm here."
I'm going to stay here for a few days without going anywhere, so I'll take the opportunity to cultivate myself."
In view of what happened before, I don’t think things will be that simple. “Uncle Wu, do you have anything else to say?”
After saying this, Uncle Wu gave me a teachable look, but I didn't feel happy at all, and even felt a little bit cold.