Uncle Wu's magic weapon descended from the sky, making us feel like we had been saved!
Moved to tears!
I tried my best to light up the sky lantern for the big white-skinned rat, and it turned into thick water in Uncle Wu’s hands in just one round. After the hard work just now, Zhang Wei and I were completely weak and couldn’t care less about the people on the ground.
The rat corpse sat down straight.
Uncle Wu or Uncle Wu, he shook his head helplessly and rubbed the stains on the tobacco bag on the soles of his shoes, stepped over the ring of fire, carried Zhang Wei out, and threw him beside me.
He stood next to the big rat that was lying on the ground and was still burning, but could no longer move. He gnashed his teeth and said, "Look, it's not dishonest. Hundreds of years of Taoism have been explained by the barrel of oil."
The sound of roosters crowing could be heard in the village. Unconsciously, it was almost dawn.
The yard was full of messes, and the house was equally miserable. Uncle Wu just watched Zhang Wei and me quietly without saying a word. He called on the rising sun to let the first ray of light shine on us across the courtyard wall before he spoke, "
Are you dead? If not, get up and work."
It was as if we were resurrected from the dead. We stood up staggeringly, and then we felt that every bone and seam in our body was hurting, and many parts of our skin and flesh were hurting from the bites of rats that couldn't escape.
"Uncle, we are so barking rats, why don't you have some sympathy and ask us if we need rabies shots?"
Even though Zhang Wei was like this, he was still dishonest. When he saw the sun, he became more and more talkative. He asked Uncle Wu to pick up a shovel that was stuck on the wall and throw it at him.
"Stop talking nonsense, dig a hole and go to the village health center to get the injection. Sanman, you don't have to go, you don't have to at all."
I was confused and thought to myself, Uncle Wu, I am also a mortal body, how can this rabies still pick on people?
Zhang Wei had already stumbled out of the yard and went to dig a hole in the open space outside the door. Fortunately, there was a large open space in front of my old house with no homes.
Uncle Wu didn't even explain. He waved to me and stood at the gate of the courtyard pointing toward Fengyang Mountain. I looked far into the distance and saw a large plume of black smoke rising upwards from Fengyang Mountain in the distance.
Could this be a mountain fire?
Uncle Wu sighed, "Do you really think that Uncle Wu doesn't care about you? I went to Fengyang Mountain's old grave for three consecutive nights to discuss how to get rid of the two things in the grave. They were also a bastard and a turtle.
They are all just a bunch of people. They don’t make trouble with me on the surface, but they torment you two behind the scenes. I went up the mountain to block the mouse hole under the grave last night, and set both the little kid and the old thing on fire!"
My eyes widened, this... Uncle Wu dug up the old grave again last night and set it on fire. You said the stuff in this grave was really good!
"It's over now. The old ghost has turned into water. That old rat... haha, I asked your little girl to roast him. How did you come up with those moves last night?"
Facing Uncle Wu's relaxed expression, I was filled with fear. I turned around and glanced at Shameless, who had been turned into a puddle of black water by Uncle Wu's pipe and pot last night. At this time, he had disappeared with the appearance of the sun.
trace.
I guess this is Orfei's annihilation!
After muttering for a long time, I managed to squeeze out two words, "It's so hard."
Yes, if it weren’t for the old rat and the shameless ones who forced Zhang Wei and I to hang on by a thread one after another, we would be dead if we were dead, and we would be dead soon if we were not dead.
After thinking about it, I rushed out to risk my life.
After listening to my words, Uncle Wu laughed, with great admiration on his face, "Yes, young people are scary. You are really made for this industry. How about it? Think about it now, you are still afraid when you see something like that."
What?"
I thought for a moment, shook my head honestly, and nodded again, "I'm not afraid, I dare risk my life, but I'm also afraid that I won't be able to deal with them."
"Then read the book carefully and learn everything above. When your father is over the top, work hard with Uncle Wu. Be diligent, study more and practice more. Your future achievements will be better than mine!"
Uncle Wu probably really felt sorry for us two. After Zhang Wei dug the hole, he rushed us to the health center to get a rabies injection. "Go away, I sneaked back after the injection, and I have to stay here for another day!"
"Ah! Uncle, haven't you packed up these two things? Why should I stay for another day?"
My yard, not to mention Zhang Wei, even I don’t want to go in. The yard smells of roasted rats, and the house smells of stewed rats. There are countless rats hidden in the kang hole and on the roof shed. The back window
It's also broken down, and it doesn't look like a home anymore.
Uncle Wu kicked Zhang Wei's butt, "Damn it, I am your uncle, or you are my uncle. Tonight, I am going to fill up the sea for the first time. Can you not accompany me and be careful to eat so much rice from the Ye family? You
When Mr. Chuanhai gets excited, he will go to your kang to look for you!"
"Yes, yes, uncle, please stop talking and leave some space for my beautiful imagination. If you keep talking like this, I won't even dare to go home again!"
Zhang Wei turned around and headed towards the health center with a sigh of relief. He looked quite pitiful from behind.
Uncle Wu and I took out all the raw, cooked, and half-cooked rat carcasses and threw them into the big pit. We also didn't use the big pot at home. We threw them all in and buried them with soil at one go.
I found tools and materials, plugged up the holes in the fire pit, and repaired the rear window.
Uncle Wu also went to the blacksmith's house and bought a pot, mixed it with mud, put some white paper and lime on the stove, and we started to paste the ceiling.
Block the holes gnawed by rats.
Zhang Wei wandered back, holding her back like a pregnant woman, grinning, walking cautiously, and when she entered the house, she babbled, "The lady from the health center in our village used to be a sports student! These injections are all aimed, she must be a javelin thrower.
I even saw her holding back her head and baring her teeth!"
Seeing that Uncle Wu and I had almost tidied up the house, he sat down on the kang with half his buttocks and began to ask with regret, "Uncle, you said those rats that are still alive won't come back in a convulsion, right? Do it again?"
I can't stand it anymore, I just surrender."
"You can do whatever you want. Anyway, all I know is that the old rat who took the lead is dead. That's the end of it. Who knows what you'll get out of another grave hole."
After finishing the work, Uncle Wu didn't leave. Instead, we dozed against the wall. It was really too much to endure the past few days.
The talismans on the yard and windows were all broken, and Uncle Wu didn't draw any more. He smiled and said, "It's God's will!"
I didn't understand those mysterious words at all. Uncle Wu looked at my grandfather's tablet and said, "It just saves me the time to wipe it off. Your grandfather's first seven are here and the talisman is broken. I can go back to the grave tonight."
Home, I took one last look at my home and set off on the road completely."
My nose started to feel sore again after hearing these words, and before I knew it, it had been seven days. The few days I had been back had been absolutely thrilling, and Grandpa's first seven days had also arrived.
No longer sleepy, according to the rules of my hometown, I started to take out the ashes from the stove and sprinkle them in the courtyard and at the door of the main room.
I tried my best to prepare some food that could be eaten, and asked grandpa to eat the last bite at home, so that he would have strength when walking on the road to hell.