Trapped in the old house these days, we didn't know anything about what was going on outside. Even Uncle Wu didn't know about it. After those people left, Uncle Wu also went out, probably to inquire about Ye Xu.
Uncle Wu basically knew all the people in the nearby villages who were doing business in his own village. In Uncle Wu's words, this was called a business relationship network.
It's nothing more than you introducing him to work, and if he needs help, he can help others to make money together.
Not to mention, Uncle Wu is considered a big deal among these people. He is one of those who are quite impressive and can speak very useful words. He probably has some real ability to help them deal with troublesome problems that they can't solve.
Miraculously, Zhang Wei and I have no desire to go out and go crazy now that the ban is finally lifted. It seems that staying here has become a habit, with a semi-autistic pension mentality.
Uncle Wu, who came back from inquiring about the news, scolded him when he entered the door, "You deserve it, you deserve to die. This is retribution."
Not knowing what to do, I asked, "Uncle Wu, what's going on, have you asked me all the questions?"
"Let's get it straight, wasn't your master the first seven yesterday? That bastard was still planning on your master's Feng Shui tomb. He wanted to do something immoral. He drank a few sips of cat urine and rode a motorcycle with a shovel to get ready to enter.
The mountain plunged down beside the small bridge at the head of the village, drowning me in the river water that only reached my ankles."
No matter how he died, whether he was drowned or fell to death in a car accident, it was still considered a violent death, and he was still an unmarried boy, so anyone who took on such a frivolous matter would be scratched.
You can't even enter your home, hold grand events, or enter your ancestors' graves.
It was because I was somewhat related to Ye Xu. When I heard this reason, the regret in my heart disappeared. I just snorted, "It's your own fault."
Zhang Wei is now a little afraid of things like dead people, and he asked Uncle Wu a little boldly, "Uncle, will Ye Xu still make trouble after he dies? He hates Sanman the most."
"He dares! Thanks to their courage, when he was alive, there were still people to take care of him, but now that he is a dead ghost, he dares to make trouble and try it!"
I quietly turned my head and looked at the coffin placed opposite the door of the main room, lamenting in my heart, Master, now our old Ye family really has no male grandson...
Uncle Wu glanced at Zhang Wei, who was still staying at my house, and said with disgust, "It's okay now, why don't you leave? You're addicted to living here, and your mother has been asking you when you will go back...
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Zhang Wei looked like a grandma who doesn't care about his uncle, and asked, "Can we really leave? Sanman, are you afraid? How about I stay with you for a few more days?"
You can play with your phone all day long at my house and you won't get missed. What is this guy thinking? Uncle Wu and I are both well-connected and want to use me as a shield. Thinking about Zhang Wei's mother's explosive power, let's forget it.
, I can’t afford to offend auntie’s temper.
"No, I have nothing to worry about at home. You can go and do whatever you need to do."
Zhang Wei had a reluctant look on his face, muttering to himself that I had no loyalty and was just trying to kill the donkey, and then he rolled out of the door of my house smoothly.
Uncle Wu did not leave, but sat where my grandpa used to sit, looking me up and down, "Sanman, now that you are enlightened, and your grandpa has given you the heavenly eye, start working with me."
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Uncle Wu didn’t tell me, but I still don’t know. Recently, because of this incident in my family, many jobs for Uncle Wu have been pushed back and pushed back by him. Now there are a lot of things waiting for him. Originally, if there was no Ye Xu today,
When my mother came over to cause trouble, he had already taken me to another house to start work.
Weddings and funerals are two important events that cannot be chosen on the same day. It doesn’t matter what holiday you are on, just recognize it when it happens!
One is a child, and the other is a dead person.
Those who are about to give birth, not to mention those who are still holding back the pregnancy and choosing the day, are still thinking about dying!
A dead person even says that he can fall down at any time, so as the old saying goes, death is the most important thing. It means that everything that has been arranged in advance must make way for the funeral. This is the truth!
I know that the celestial eye that Uncle Wu mentioned that my grandfather gave me is the scar between my eyebrows. I figured this out after I became enlightened.
I nodded and asked, "Uncle Wu, whose family's business is this? When should we go?"
"Mrs. Cai in our village is gone. What happened the day before yesterday, I put on makeup tonight and will go up the mountain tomorrow. Let's go there after it's dark. It's useless to go early. The body will never be seen."
To be honest, the first time I really came into contact with everything about makeup artist, I was nervous and scared, not because I was afraid of dead people or corpses.
But I'm afraid of causing trouble to Uncle Wu and not helping. After all, I'm really a complete layman. I'm not afraid of showing my ugly face in front of others, but I'm afraid of violating the taboos in the family.
Grandpa once said that there is no business with more taboos than the Yin and Yang Gate.
Old people all know that there are three hundred and sixty trades, and there are rules that must be followed. The butcher will not kill five pigs, the shop will be closed before sunset, the corpse will not be mentioned when doing an autopsy, and fishermen will eat more vegetarian food on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month.
, You can't tell big words when you are telling fortunes.
Now I just want to know what taboos I need to pay attention to in this special industry of makeup artist.
Uncle Wu also understood what I meant. He shook his head like a storyteller and taught me some makeup artist rules.
"Sanman, if you are in our profession, you should remember four things: If the corpse is incomplete, you will not be combed; if you die with your eyes open, you will not be decorated; if you have two corpses, you will not be put on makeup; if the evil spirit is exposed, you will not be decorated. As long as one of these is present, it will be done.
Something will definitely go wrong and it won't be completed smoothly, do you understand?"
"not understand!"
I answered honestly, and Uncle Wu sighed.
"I also know that you don't understand. I'll tell you in detail when I catch up later. It's either that we can't deal with these situations, or we just have to use some means. Try not to deal with these businesses when you don't have the ability. If you can't help yourself, you will be unlucky.
Even fatal."
Speaking of this, Uncle Wu glanced at me from the corner of his eyes, "As for you, the impact should not be big. This fate is here to be determined. It is a disaster for us, but it may be a blessing for you. Take it one step at a time. Uncle Wu will also
If you're not a god, you can't go too far."
I remembered what Uncle Wu said before about my Yang Qi being too strong, and I couldn't help but take this opportunity to ask, "Uncle Wu, isn't it bad that my Yang Qi is too strong? As you said before, I need to balance it properly."
, what’s the truth?”
"Do you know that the extremes of things must reverse, and the extremes of yang must be yin. Twelve o'clock at noon is the most cloudy time, and dead ghosts can show their faces. Twelve o'clock at midnight is a good time to spy on the secrets of the sky. At that time, the yin and yang are in harmony, and people can do things without anyone noticing.
, hiding something from the truth...cough...I'm off topic, let's get down to business!"
"In short, you just have to spend more time in places with evil things and dead people. If you stay with someone who is possessed by a degenerate spirit, it will be beneficial and mutually beneficial. Otherwise, do you still want to spend your Dragon Boat Festival safely?
It’s my birthday!”
Uncle Wu started to lose his temper as he spoke. He spoke as fast as a machine gun. I didn't dare to ask anything anymore. I could only nod my head to show that I was listening and understood. Remember.