As expected, it feels best to go home, and I feel even happier after seeing Zhang Wei, a bastard.
Lang Hongyi looked past us and jumped directly into the car, moving his hands up and down the local specialties. Zhang Wei, who was so excited, finally believed what I said before.
I gave Zhang Wei one last look of disdain, turned around and walked into Uncle Wu's yard. I warned him uneasily, "Foodie, don't worry about it. There are others out there, so don't waste your time."
You are so fat!"
Uncle Wu is recovering very well now. He is a little fatter than before. Maybe it is because he finally no longer has to worry about the whole village and the strange things in the surrounding villages. He can eat well and drink more often, and his complexion is better.
Naturally it will get better and better.
When we walked in, we saw Uncle Wu tilting his head, pretending not to know that we were back, and practicing Tai Chi in the yard.
Facing this little childish old man, I could only step forward and say hello, with a big smile on my face and asked with concern, "Uncle Wu, you are boxing. It seems that you have recovered well recently!"
Lang Hongyi also greeted me from behind, "Uncle Wu, we are back!"
"You two little guys, you've been out in the wild for so long, and you still don't know how to come back!"
As he spoke, he glanced outside the door, probably looking at Uncle Yan who was traveling with us. Unfortunately, Uncle Yan didn't come back. Only Zhang Wei, with a piece of snack in his mouth, carried us to the car.
brought the things in.
He muttered something unclear in his mouth, "Uncle, Sanman and the others brought local specialties back. I tried it for you. It tastes good, but I'm a little choked!"
Uncle Wu angrily slapped Zhang Wei on the back of the head as he passed by him, and said cursingly, "I want you to help me test the poison. I am not the emperor's second son. You are still making excuses for stealing. You have something so conspicuous."
I'll swing my sword five hundred times, and I won't be allowed to eat until I finish practicing."
Zhang Wei, who had been enjoying his meal a moment ago, suddenly fell down and said, "Five hundred...Uncle, do you think you think I eat too much and want to save a meal..."
Lang Hongyi and I were both amused by such a familiar atmosphere. Mainly because we missed Zhang Wei's deflated look so much. It seemed... so fun!
"Let's go inside and talk..." Uncle Wu greeted us into the house, and looked at the door. Finally, he couldn't help but ask, "Where's Lao Yan's old loach?"
"I encountered something unexpected when I went out this time. Uncle Yan is still over there to deal with it. Let's finish our own business and come back first."
Sitting in the familiar main room of Uncle Wu's house, drinking low-quality jasmine tea that costs ten yuan and half a catty. Even though the taste is a bit bitter, we still find it very satisfying.
The purpose of going out this time was to salvage the corpse and help find some clues. No one expected that we would encounter the ancient tomb. I told what happened bit by bit.
Uncle Wu sighed after hearing this, and Zhang Wei, who was standing at the door swinging his sword, was even more shocked when he heard it, and kept exclamating.
I also shared with Uncle Wu the ten-year mummy case in the guest house that I happened to come across, and I continued to talk about it until we sent away those resentful spirits.
Uncle Wu held a cigarette in his mouth. After listening to my handling, he gave a fair price, "Yes, the handling was very good. If it were me, I might not be as thorough as you."
Uncle Wu's affirmation was very high, and I was very happy to hear it. Zhang Wei even asked with a regretful look on his face, "Really, why didn't I go with such a thrilling thing?
Uncle, it's all because I'm too filial and stayed to take care of you."
Uncle Wu was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him at all, and when I saw how hard Zhang Wei was now, I really felt very lucky. This sword-swinging training had already been under my grandfather's supervision when I was a child and had too much energy.
I'll finish it early next time. Looking at Zhang Wei's desperate state now, I can't sympathize with him at all.
"Uncle Wu, have you already begun to enlighten Zhang Wei? Are you really planning to ask him to take over your class?"
Uncle Wu let out a long sigh without giving Zhang Wei face, "Hey...who can I look for if he doesn't take over? I'm trying to recruit generals from among the poor. It doesn't matter if I don't have fish or shrimps. Let's make up the numbers!"
We were all dumbfounded by Uncle Wu's metaphor. Zhang Wei was jumping with his feet and waving a wooden sword cut from firewood in his hand. It really looked like a shrimp landing on the beach.
Lang Hongyi opened his mouth and rescued Zhang Wei in time, "Uncle Wu, we are thinking about everyone when we come back. Let's have a meal together at noon today."
As soon as Zhang Wei heard about eating, all the insults to his personality were forgotten, and he raised his hands to sign up, "I, I, I... you tell me what you want to prepare, I will buy it, and call the coffin boy by the way."
Lang Hongyi took out his wallet and pulled out a few big bills, "Buy whatever you like, and don't forget to find the monkey fool too."
Although the words were addressed to Zhang Wei, he was looking at Uncle Wu asking for instructions. After all, Zhang Wei was still in training time. If Uncle Wu didn't nod, Zhang Wei wouldn't dare to be lazy no matter how hard he got out of the circle.
Uncle Wu glanced at Zhang Wei and nodded. Zhang Wei disappeared in a flash, leaving only a puff of dust raised by him running over in the yard.
"Zhang Wei has practiced the skill of making wind with his feet very well. If he encounters trouble in the future, escaping will not be a problem."
Uncle Wu was also amused by what I said. It could be seen that he was very happy to see us back. The smile on his face did not fade even when he scolded Zhang Wei.
"Zhang Wei will have to be taken care of by you from now on. I don't have the ability now. I'm a useless person..."
"Uncle Wu, how can you be a useless person? Don't talk nonsense. You are now the encyclopedia behind me. There is a treasure of experience waiting for me to dig out."
"Military Advisor Zhuge."
Lang Hongyi's sudden words not only shocked me, but even Uncle Wu's eyes widened in disbelief. He didn't expect that he could have such a high price with Lang Hongyi.
What we have to face now is a difficult problem. Between me, who cannot distinguish between sugar and salt, and Zhang Wei, who only knows how to eat, plus an old man who has devoted his whole life to noodles with boiled eggs, who will enjoy this sumptuous meal at noon?
Come and do it?
Lang Hongyi, who had passed by our house before, became the focus of our attention. Lang Hong also nodded generously in cooperation, rolled up his shirt sleeves and walked towards the small kitchen of Uncle Wu's house, "I'll do it, I'll do it."
Zhang Wei's voice sounded from outside. This time Zhang Wei didn't trick Lang Hongyi, and even brought him a lot of helpers, that is, his own mother.
Now that we have two generals, we have a good meal for noon, and the guests we invited have arrived one after another.
The coffin boy still covered his head and face with a big black cloak, and suddenly appeared in the yard while sliding against the wall. Zhang Wei, the monkey fool, had no ability to find him.
In the end, it was the coffin boy who took action himself and pulled the man out of the firewood pile by his collar.
Maybe because I smelled the aroma of frying in the yard, I kept shouting "delicious, delicious..."
That Greedy and Zhang Wei are comparable.
"Are these for me?"
The coffin boy looked at the boxes of souvenirs I handed over, feeling a little overwhelmed, nervous and unsure. I handed over a few more boxes, "Yes, these are yours. These belong to Monkey Fool. Anyway, he often
He lives in the coffin over there, you can help him keep it."
The things I brought back were not only the coffin boy, but also the captain of our logistics team and the village guard of our village will naturally not forget him.
There wasn't much emotional change on Coffin Boy's face. He accepted the things and actually agreed to stay for the meal, which was a rare act of mercy from the elder brother.
It's really rare for everyone to get together like this, and Coffin Boy also broke a big news that I didn't expect, "Zhang Wei called her mother here, this is atonement... During this time, he spent time with you
At home, he lives and eats for free, afraid that you will deal with him."