Chapter 275 Biochemical weapons do not talk about martial arts
"Change it or not, hurry up, I'm going back to sleep for a while when it gets dark!"
Thinking of the way the Liu family struggled in the yard and the big eyes of those children, even though I was a little scared, I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and said.
"I'll just ask them to wait outside. I'm a make-up artist, so I'll take care of this!"
When Lang Hongyi heard what I said, he frowned in disapproval, "I want to come too, we are partners."
I cursed in my heart, this fool didn't know to leave some reinforcements and divide the troops into two groups to have a better chance of winning!
What kind of male chauvinism does this show?
"You and Zhang Wei stay here, you won't be able to help if we go in!"
I can't say my words too clearly. Although everyone should understand them, I can't say them clearly to hurt others.
"No, how about I go in to talk and you and Zhang Wei stay outside?"
"no!"
Just when Lang Hongyi and I were arguing, the third grandmother gave an ultimatum, "Don't think that we are in a dragon's pit and a tiger's den. If we go in, we won't say a word. There are so many useless things!"
Lang Hongyi also made a decision, that is, "Let's go in together!"
Hearing that we were all going in, Zhang Wei lost his composure and shouted, "I...I'm going in too! I don't want to be outside by myself!"
"Okay!" Before I could say anything else, the third grandma had already started to take action, and she saw four little ones raising their buttocks in unison, puff puff puff puff...
A burst of mortar fire erupted, and a stream of colored gas was clearly seen dispersing from that place.
Lang Hongyi and I immediately covered our mouths and noses. It was so disgusting to see the production of gas bombs!
But there was one person who insisted on talking too much, "Fuck, this biochemical weapon is more powerful than me eating two kilograms of fried soybeans..."
With just these words... Zhang Wei took a deep breath of poisonous gas and fell to the ground with a thud.
I looked over and made sure he wasn't foaming at the mouth, so I felt a little relieved.
Even if we took precautions in advance, we still couldn't guard against the poisonous gas attack. The thick special smell in the air was exactly the same as what we smelled when the door was opened in Liu's house.
Now we finally know the origin of this smell.
Lang Hongyi shook his body and gave me a weak hand, "Sanman, I... I can't bear it anymore..."
After saying that, he fell to the ground unconscious like Zhang Wei.
"What are you planning to do..." You're farting so much that you don't care about martial ethics!
Even though I was angry, I didn't dare to put down my hands on my face, because the smell around me was still very strong.
The third grandma and the four weasels didn't do anything threatening. They just blinked and stood in a row watching me jumping in anger.
The third grandma opened her eyes wide and asked me, "Don't you feel it's a little dark in front of your eyes and your head is a little dizzy?"
Originally I thought this was going to be an attack, so I was ready to cover my face with one hand and strike with the other.
But the sudden concern from my third grandma made me a little confused, and I shook my head stupidly.
For such a stupid reaction, I directly attribute it to my brain being a little bit bad!
"Hey...although the boys are a bit good, unfortunately they still lack taste. It seems that Third Grandma is going to do it myself..."
Just when I didn't know how to respond, the third grandmother directly raised her butt and attacked with colored poisonous smoke.
Now my head is really dizzy, my vision is black, and my whole body is shaking softly.
I couldn't react elsewhere. I was about to fall down, but my heart was still clear.
There is only one thought in my mind at this moment...
Grandma, are you giving me special care? They are all brats...
My grandma mixed it with an old fart that has been stored for hundreds of years. I wonder if this thing is poisonous and what are the side effects?
In the end, I fell on Lang Hongyi's body without any surprise. When I had the last trace of clarity, I heard the yellow fairies next to me talking to each other.
"Third Grandma, are the three of them going to change their bodies?"
"Yes, the three of you have been practicing for a hundred years. These three are important people. Take good care of me. If anything goes wrong, you can go back and reincarnate again."
"And you, if you eat other people's food, don't think I don't know. You can also stay and watch them. You will be the leader!"
It can be seen that this third grandmother is quite kind, at least she did not take advantage of others' unpreparedness and add insult to injury.
After that, there is no after, because I was also knocked unconscious by the old fart.
When I opened my eyes again, I felt cold water dripping down my face. I reflexively reached out to wipe my face.
But the next moment I hurriedly opened my eyes, I was really frightened by the feeling on my hands and on my face just now!
What I felt with my hand was a handful of wet hair, a small pointed mouth, and a few beards pricking my hand.
On the face, I felt several soft and hard flesh pads rubbing against my face with calluses, and the most special thing was that there were several claw tips sliding over it.
The strangest feeling is that my fingers...
"ah……"
In my mind, I was ready to scream like this.
But what came out was, "Squeak..."
I stood up suddenly, and then my balance became unstable. I fell down several times and was slapped in the face by a tail.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hehehe..."
Three voices of laughter came from beside me. The voices were so familiar that it was hard not to recognize them. They were actually Lang Hongyi, Zhang Wei, and even my own voice.
The three "we" were leaning on the tiles of the ruins without standing still, sitting or sitting. The expressions on our faces felt strange.
And just when I was still confused, two other frightened squeaks suddenly came out not far away.
I turned around and saw two chubby weasels falling next to me.
One had a look of disbelief on his face, the other had a look of despair and fear, and his whole body was still trembling.
And just behind "us" on a broken pillar, the snow-white and chubby body of the third grandmother stood impressively.
There is still wet water standing on the big tail. It seems that the water that was thrown on our faces to wake us up was the third grandma.
"Wake up, stop screaming, let's go in, they are waiting outside and I have already told them, don't worry!"
With the Third Grandma and our current situation, there is nothing we still don’t understand. This is the soul change that has been completed.
We are now weasels, and the cool one who accepted the reality first and stood up and adapted to walking on all fours is probably Lang Hongyi.
I also began to experiment with walking from this perspective, using my tail to help me control my balance, and finally ended up with the fat weasel with a dejected look on his face.
From their expressions, I can probably tell who is Zhang Wei and who is Lang Hongyi.
I tried to walk a few steps, turned around and called, "Lang Hongyi."
Sure enough, the one closest to me nodded to me, with calmness and desolation in his eyes.
The third grandma was already leading the way, "Follow me, I'll take you in and have a look..."
I was still walking in the front, Lang Hongyi was behind, and Zhang Wei followed three steps behind and fell over.
We were so short that we slipped into a gap that ordinary people couldn't enter at all.
And in such a completely dark place, we finally learned the benefit of the weasel's eyes, that is, everything seems to be self-fluorescent and extremely clear. This is the effect of the biological far-infrared glasses!