I couldn't help but spit it out on the spot, what a weird smell it was.
It's both bitter and sour, and what's most offensive to people's taste buds is the fishy smell, which is several times more fishy than fish. This bowl of porridge doesn't have any grainy aroma at all.
I have to wonder if Coffin Boy mistook the fish in the refrigerator for meat, put it in the porridge without processing it, and cooked it for us to eat!
The silly monkey's cheerful sound of drinking porridge was completely opposite to my reaction of frowning, wanting to vomit, and trying my best to endure it.
Coffin Boy's flat voice came from outside, "What? You don't want to drink? Dare you spit it out!"
The stupid monkey stuck his dirty head into the door, his mouth was surrounded by black porridge residue, and he laughed silly at me, "Drink, drink... good stuff!"
Only then did I notice at a close distance that Monkey Fool's face, which was stained with thousands of years of gray, also had a lot of bruises and scars. When he drank the porridge, he grimaced in pain, but he still drank happily.
I don’t know if it was a psychological effect, but after I swallowed a mouthful of strange porridge, my arm that struggled to pick up the spoon became much more relaxed, and it no longer hurt to the point of making me doubt my life.
Out of exploratory reasons, I closed my eyes and stuffed another mouthful into my mouth, not daring to savor the taste, and swallowed everything in my mouth.
The body below the neck began to feel. In addition to pain, there was also a numbness and itching, just like the feeling of paralysis in the limbs caused by sitting for a long time sweeping through the whole body.
Monkey Fool had already finished his bowl, and went out to ask for more from Coffin Boy, "More, more..."
The coffin boy served him a bowl, "You can only drink two bowls at most. If you're not full, go eat some steamed buns!"
"Can you please serve me another bowl?"
Lang Hongyi's voice also sounded in the main room, which shocked me. No one knew better than each other what state we were in in the early morning.
Now Lang Hongyi can get out of bed? What a good physique!
The whole house was filled with the sound of eating porridge in peace. I could only continue to fight against this strange bowl of porridge. Finally, after finishing a bowl, I couldn't bear the fishy smell and vomited it out and stuffed it into my stomach.
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When I took the last bite, I had already struggled to sit on the edge of the kang from lying on my stomach. Although my body was still in unbearable pain, it was not a bit better than before.
Anyone who has suffered a flesh injury knows that the initial pain is relatively good, but what they fear is that the next day, when the pain in the injured area intensifies and expands, that is the sour feeling that makes people feel heartbroken and want to die.
I was already prepared to spend the three days before my death quietly on the kang, but I didn’t expect that my condition would improve quickly just with a bowl of porridge.
What did the coffin guy put in here? Even the silly monkey knows there are good things in it!
The coffin boy showed up at the door right on time when my bowl was empty, with a rice spoon in one hand and a casserole pot in the other, like a piggery keeper, adding the last bowl of porridge in the pot into my bowl.
"I've eaten it all. If you dare to ruin it, I'll stuff it."
I absolutely believe what he said.
Even if I spit it out, this guy really dares to stuff those things into me again. He is so heartless!
eat!
As long as you can’t eat them to death, you will definitely eat them all!
I speeded up the action of stuffing the porridge in my hands, and controlled my nose not to breathe. I hope this can reduce the fishy smell in the porridge a little. It is a good medicine, and the bitter taste is good for the disease. The second bowl was in the process of eating the duck, I almost wanted to die on the spot.
They were also completely wiped out.
A big hand holding a water glass appeared next to me at the right time, "It will be much better if you drink water."
I turned around in surprise, it was Lang Hongyi!
Yesterday's night of ruining the temple, it was inevitable that both of us had scars on our bodies and faces to varying degrees. But at this time, he had actually recovered as before, which I couldn't believe at all.
I took the life-saving water and poured it into my mouth. The strange fishy smell disappeared from my mouth, and I was finally able to speak normally.
"Can you get out of bed? No more pain in your body? Can your muscles move normally?"
"Well, if you give it a try, it should be almost as good."
After Lang Hongyi finished speaking, he held the tea cup in one hand, helped me pick up the bowls and chopsticks beside the kang with the other hand, and left gracefully.
Could it be that Coffin Boy added Taishang Laojun's elixir to this porridge, so it would be so effective?
With doubts, I lifted the quilt, tried to move my legs, put them on my shoes, and stood up on the edge of the bed.
Although the muscles in my body are still sore and uncomfortable, my ability to move has been obviously restored. At this time, I only have the soreness and swelling feeling from overexertion, which is not only a hundred times better than before.
After I got used to it, I could slowly walk out of the room and saw that inside the main room, Lang Hongyi was washing the dishes, the coffin boy was staring blankly at my grandfather's memorial tablet on the altar table, and the monkey fool was still holding a big steamed bun and eating happily.
When he saw me coming out, the coffin guy looked away and said flatly, "I just said, two bowls are guaranteed to be on the ground."
I was also very excited. Uncle Wu and I were not allowed to be together at this time. We both lay flat and lost the ability to move. "Is there some elixir in your porridge?"
With this kind of meal, I personally feel that my relationship with Coffin Boy has become closer, so I asked him jokingly.
"There is no elixir, but are you sure you want to know what you just ate?"
Seeing that both of us could get out of bed and walk normally, Coffin Boy stood up directly, apparently ready to leave, and also greeted the monkey fool who was very obedient to him.
He walked to the door of the hall and stood still. He stretched out his hand to Lang Hongyi and said, "Thirty-three yuan! Bring it!"
I suddenly remembered that the small wooden sword that followed Lang Hongyi to kill everyone yesterday had not yet paid the bill, and as expected, someone who did not owe the debt came to ask for it.
Lang Hongyi should know the rules of our business. We don't owe money, don't take credit, and don't bargain when we ask. He directly took out the thirty-three yuan he had prepared and handed it to the coffin boy who stretched out his hand, and said thank you.
My Inner Universe and the recovered small wooden sword were placed side by side on the coffee table. They were all wiped clean and neatly placed there. It should have been handled by the coffin boy for us. I felt grateful in my heart.
heart of.
The Qiankun here showed great power yesterday. Without this sharp tool in hand, it would be difficult for things to progress so smoothly. I cherish it a little more.
After the coffin boy took the money, he was in a rare good mood and said, "If you need anything in the future, you can come to me at any time."
I turned around and left my house with Monkey Fool. He still chose a shaded place that was not exposed to direct sunlight and walked in a roundabout way. I suddenly remembered that Uncle Wu said that his half-human, half-corpse physique seemed to dislike the sun. Today
You stayed here solely to help us heal our wounds.
Coffin Boy is also a kind-hearted person, but he's just not good at expressing himself!
I moved the joints on my body, and I felt more and more relaxed that I couldn't stay in the room anymore. I was still worried about the situation with Uncle Wu, so I said hello to Lang Hongyi, "You rest at home, I'll go to Wu
Uncle, take a look at the situation."
"I'll go with you, don't forget, another condition for me to stay here is that I must be your partner."
partner?
I seem to have really forgotten about this, but I still welcome a partner with incredible strength and courage.