255, People who can't be messed with even if they are killed
Before Yelu Xie could say anything, Zhong Qingye suddenly raised his hand and gave him a loud slap without even blinking. []
The crisp sound of the slap was deafening. Xing Hefeng, who had been hiding outside the door and eavesdropping, shivered at the same time. He reached out and touched his cheek uncontrollably, with a strange expression on his face. Then he clasped his hands together, silently thinking in his heart.
Yeluye muttered a few words of Bodhisattva's blessing...
Half of Yeluxie's face was hit to the side, and he was stunned all of a sudden. Zhong Qingye's slap had absolutely no force due to the suppressed anger. With a snap, he only felt a buzzing in his left eardrum.
My mind is confused.
Zhong Qingye finally took back his hand, with no expression on his face. He glanced down at his slightly red palm and shook it calmly. Then, looking at Yeluxie's silly look, he smiled slightly and said: "
There are flies."
Xing Hefeng outside the house expressed his utmost contempt and...contempt for Zhong Qingye's lies that only require speed and no credibility.
At the same time, the two of them once again chanted a few words of Bodhisattva's blessing for Yeluxie.
Yeluxie finally came to his senses under their "bodhisattva's blessing", tremblingly reached out and touched his cheek, squeezed out a smile that was harder than crying, and laughed a few times: "It turns out to be a fly.
Well played, well played..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhong Qingye raised his hands.
Snapped
The crisp sound sounded again, and Xing Hefeng closed his eyes piously.
This time, it was the right side of his face. Yeluxie was hit to the side of the head again. Zhong Qingye waved his hand and said with an innocent expression, half-smile but not a smile: "There are flies again."
Yelu Xie was about to cry and looked at her. He hurriedly reached out to cover both cheeks. The touch of his hands was spicy and numb. There was a five-finger fingerprint on each cheek. The pain was so painful that he almost shed tears. He whimpered a few times.
But he didn't dare to speak anymore.
Unexpectedly, just after he finished whining, Zhong Qingye raised his hand again, and there was a crisp sound, and Xing Hefeng outside the room almost fell to his knees on the ground.
Yeluxie's face was filled with tears, tears flowing down like a river. He opened his mouth and spit out the tongue that he had just bitten. A bit of red was spreading on the tip of his tongue. He whimpered and said, "Why did you suddenly hit me on the head..."
"He didn't pay attention for a moment and bit his tongue. It hurt so much.
Zhong Qingye smiled very innocently: "There are flies."
Yeluxie: "..."
Xing half-knelt on the ground, staring blankly at the pure blue sky not far away: "Feng, I'm really grateful that I didn't worry about the emperor's shame and slipped out with oiled soles."
Feng had a worried expression on his face: "Me too."
Xing turned his head and glanced at him, raised his hand loudly, Feng raised his hand, and the two of them gave a high-five in the air in perfect agreement.
In the next half hour, Xing Hefeng covered his ears and hid outside the house, counting the number of times Yeluxie had been miserable based on the screams and popping sounds coming from the house from time to time. At the same time, Xing Liang sang Buddha's blessing in his heart.
Buddha bless me, I hope the emperor will not be treated too badly... Pray devoutly.
"Ah...my hand!!..." screams from inside the room.
Buddha bless me, I hope that when I go in later, the emperor will not be missing any arms or legs... Feng prayed devoutly in a very realistic manner.
"Ah! My butt, Ye Ye, tap it, tap it... ah!!" screams came from inside the room.
Buddha bless me, I hope the emperor will not die too miserably, and even if he dies too miserably, he will not come to me for revenge...
Feng and Xing prayed at the same time.
Half an hour later, the door to the room was opened again. Zhong Qingye stood at the door of the room with a cheerful face. He said kindly to Xing and Feng, who covered his ears with his hands and had a dull look on his face, "You've heard enough, come in."
After saying that, he turned around and walked in. The room was wide open, and it looked like it was open to everyone and no tickets were required.
Xing and Feng looked at each other for a moment, then Xing clenched his hands and faced the door as if he were at the gate of hell. He swallowed hard and said passionately: "No matter what, we must at least go in and claim the emperor's son. We can't let him do it."
I don’t understand…”
wind:"……"
He suddenly turned his head and looked at the wind with admiration with tearful eyes: "So, you go in first."
wind:"……"
After dilly-dallying, the two finally walked into the room. For a moment, they had the illusion that they had arrived at a garbage dump.
The originally neat furniture and furnishings in the room were all torn to pieces, and unknown pieces of sawdust were scattered everywhere. The whole room was in a mess, and basically no longer looked like its original appearance.
On the only bed where the body was preserved, there was a "clump" of dirty "things" lying on it.
Zhong Qingye sat on a intact chair with a half-smile, crossing her legs. The resentment in her belly had disappeared after a thorough discussion. Her current mood was definitely not something that could be summed up in a good word.
Xing and Feng encouraged each other, quietly and little by little, moved to the rickety bed, and carefully rummaged through the pile of things.
"Pfft" the two of them broke through the power together.
"Hahahahahaha..." The fierce laughter immediately dispelled the haze caused by the screams in the room. In an instant, the sun was just right and the spring flowers were blooming.
Yeluxie's face has lost its human look, his cheeks are red, swollen and shiny, his lips are swollen like two large sausages, and his left eye is blue, looking like a giant panda, with his eyelids hanging loosely.
, covering most of the originally charming eyes, and the severely swollen face completely deformed the facial features. Isn’t that a terrible word?
In his body, Xing Hefeng could only feel one thing. The princess's hands were really dark. She picked up Yeluxie's newly healed wound and tossed it, but she still controlled the strength very well. Yeluxie's pain was so painful that tears and mucus fell everywhere, and the wound
Surprisingly, it didn't crack at all.
If Yeluxie's face was hidden and he was wearing gorgeous and messy clothes, people who didn't understand would think that he was a little girl who had been violated. But once his face was exposed, this idea went bankrupt.
Oh, my mother... Xing Hefeng couldn't control his laughter. He stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, and his body almost bent into a cooked lobster. A thought clearly emerged in the minds of both of them at the same time.
From now on, even if you beat her to death, you will never mess with this woman!