Zhang Lang frowned, looked at Tian Mafan again, and said, "I'll carry you up. Fairies come from the Yaochi Fairyland, and the Yaochi Fairyland is beautiful to read books!"
She suddenly widened her eyes and said in surprise: "What? Carry me up."
Zhang Lang nodded, walked up to her, and signaled her to come up. A fairy came out of the Yaochi Fairyland, and a beautiful book in the Yaochi Fairyland!
She shook her head hesitantly, "No, this is too hard. Maybe you carry me on it and we all have to go to orthopedics."
"Don't talk so much nonsense, it's not that I've carved you, a pig. A fairy comes from the Yaochi Fairyland, and a beautiful book in the Yaochi Fairyland!"[
Seeing that his face was a little dark, Tian Mafan immediately lay on his back.
After climbing 5 floors, sweat appeared on Zhang Lang's forehead.
"My mother-in-law is indeed a professional pig farmer. Your size has increased for a while. Fairies have emerged in the Yaochi Fairyland, and the Yaochi Fairyland is a good book! Now that pork is so expensive, you can really sell it at a good price."
Tian Mafan pursed his lips, "Of course, it's delicious food and accommodation in his parents' home, and he's simply used as a beast in his husband's home. How can I not be slim?"
Zhang Lang's face turned dark. A fairy came from the Yaochi Fairyland, and a beautiful book in the Yaochi Fairyland!
Tian Mafan quickly helped him wipe his sweat tactfully, "In order to distract your attention, I will tell you a story. There was a fool in the past. When others asked him what he said, "No", for example, ask him: Have you eaten?
?He said "no", what are your name? He said "no". Fairies come from the Yaochi Fairyland, and the Yaochi Fairyland is a good book! By the way, have you heard this story?."
Zhang Lang shook his head, "No."
Suddenly, his face changed, and he reached her waist and pinched it, "You play with me. A fairy comes from the Yaochi Fairyland, and a beautiful book in the Yaochi Fairyland!"
Tian Mafan burst out laughing, "This is avenging a revenge that night. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been like this."
"You have limited IQ, you should look for your father-in-law and mother-in-law, instead of placing the blame on me, an innocent person. A fairy comes from the Yaochi Fairyland, and a good book in the Yaochi Fairyland!"
"Okay, we're even. This time I'll tell you a joke. Xiao Ming said, "A shark ate a mung bean, but what did it turn into?" Xiao Hong said, "I don't know, Xiao Ming said, "Hey hey."
, the answer is "mung bean paste" (mung bean shark).'"
Zhang Lang's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, "The joke you told was so cold, the refrigeration effect was even more powerful than ice. Fairies came from the Yaochi Fairyland, and the Yaochi Fairyland was a good book!"
"Seeing that you are so hot, I deliberately cool you down. Okay, let me tell you another one. On the plane, a flight attendant asked a child, "Why didn't the plane fly so high? "The child replied, "Because the star, it's the star."
It will "flash". Fairies come from the Yaochi Fairyland, and the Yaochi Fairyland is a good book!"
Zhang Lang's face turned darker, "Do you want to make me cold to the North Pole?"
Tian Mafan covered her mouth and laughed, she blinked, "Okay, this time I'm really telling you a joke. □□ raced with crabs and reached the finish line together, it's hard to decide the winner. The referee said, 'You guys have scissors and stone cloth.
'.□□I’m furious, you’re calculating me? I always have cloth when I’m out, and he always has scissors.'”
Zhang Lang pulled his lips coldly, "Your humorous cells are even less than the air on Mount Everest."
Tian Mafan decided to continue his efforts, determined to talk until he laughed to death.
"Mental ill patient A stole the phone number book from the nurse's office and asked B, "How about you look at the novel I have recently completed?" B read it and nodded. It's not bad, it's just that there are more characters.
'"
Zhang Lang forced a smile.[
"Tell me another one. Someone went to see a psychologist, and the person said to the doctor, "There are two problems that bother me now." The doctor said, "What problem is he for the doctor, I like to sleep naked." The doctor said, "This problem is."
It's easy to solve. What about the second problem?'. He said 'I like sleepwalking'."