"Ah? I thought this kind of thing would only happen in novels or TV series, but it turns out that it also happens in reality? Then your master must be an old god with white hair and a full head of immortal spirit?" Jin Xizi suddenly became excited.
He stood up, his eyes shining with excitement, staring at Li Mu.
"This is not as perfect as you think. It's all in books and movies. My master is a bad old man with a hot temper. He always loves to punish and spank me when there is nothing wrong!" Li Mu deliberately said the word "butt".
, his eyes subconsciously glanced at Jin Xizi's buttocks, which made Jin Xizi look a little nervous and a little daydreaming in her heart. You can tell by looking at her dodge and shy eyes. But she didn't dodge, but laughed and said: "Unexpectedly
You still have such a childhood, how many years have you been practicing martial arts? How many beatings have you received from your master?"
"This has been going on for at least ten years, right? It started because I was in poor health when I was a child, and my parents wanted me to exercise, so they went to seek help from the master who was very famous at the time, but the master wouldn't accept me. My parents
Kneel down to Master, and let me kneel down to Master, too. Master saw that our whole family sincerely wanted to learn martial arts, so he relented and accepted me as a closed disciple. He was extremely strict with me, as I just said,
Not only was I not allowed to show my martial arts skills, but if I made the slightest mistake, I would be asked to eat slices of fried meat with bamboo shoots and enjoy a painful meal of skin/meat. But fortunately, I did not live up to Master's expectations, and even proved to be a martial arts prodigy in the European style.
When he was 20 years old, he learned all the essence of master's martial arts and defeated his senior brother. He became the youngest disciple of master, but he is the disciple with the highest martial arts skills." Li Mu smiled very proudly when he said this, but he was apologizing to his parents in his heart.
Sorry, I arranged it for you. But the more Li Mu told this lie, the more he felt it. In the end, he felt like he really had such a master, and he sweated. But he really had a master, but it was just more than a thousand years ago.
The ancients from before.
"I didn't expect you to have such an experience. No wonder your grades are so bad. Are you too busy practicing and not studying hard?" Jin Xizi did not doubt Li Mu's words at all. Instead, he completely believed him and was gentle to Li Mu.
Get up. It seems that girls are soft-hearted and easily moved. Telling girls about their tragic experiences and heroic struggles is indeed a surefire way to pick up girls.
"No, I did it on purpose. Hehe, since martial arts can't be shown, and since I want to be a Yakuza, I should be more thorough and deliberately mess up the exam results." Li Mu said very awesomely.[
"Ah? Why?" Jin Xizi was surprised, his eyes full of curiosity.
"This is because Master and I are angry. Since I'm not allowed to show off my martial arts skills, I won't be able to show off my literary skills either. I'll just get a rubbish grade in the exam. I'll wait until I become a master in martial arts and then become a blockbuster." Li Mu said, "I am an expert."
said with a face.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be so childish!" Jin Xizi covered his mouth and laughed, and his attitude towards Li Mu became softer and closer. Li Mu was filled with excitement and secret joy.
"Hehe, this was all because I was ignorant when I was young. Now I am much better. I am extremely grateful and grateful to Master and him." Li Mu chuckled.