Li Mu felt a little unbearable when he saw him like this. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, Yaochi Wonderland is a good book! He came to his side and patted his shoulder. At this time, the possessed classmate raised his head and looked at Li Mu, feeling ashamed.
"Hey, thanks to classmate Li this time, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do."
"Haha, since we are classmates, don't be so polite. It's nothing to me. By the way, how did you become possessed by it?"
"Hey, I'm ashamed to say that."
It turned out that last night, this guy and his girlfriend wanted to make out. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, Yaochi Wonderland is a good book to read! But they were afraid of being discovered by everyone, so they went to the grove. At first, everything was okay. But after they finished
.He felt a tremor all over his body, as if a gust of wind was blowing behind him, but that was it, he didn't feel anything else.[
After listening to his explanation, Li Mu understood what was going on. It turned out that the green-faced ancestor possessed him at the moment when he was exposed. Normally, it would not be so easy for Yang Qi to invade. But in his case
At the moment when the body is released, the body's yang energy is the weakest, and it is also the most vulnerable to invasion by external evils.
"Haha, okay, don't think so much. Isn't it okay now? Remember not to do such things at night in the future. I am here this time. You may not be there next time. When the time comes,
You just call the sky and the earth to stop working. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!"
"Well, I understand. I will remember it. I didn't expect there to be ghosts in this world. By the way, Mr. Li, where did you learn this skill?"
"Haha, this matter is a secret and cannot be told."
"Haha, I'm just asking casually. The master's requirements for such a magical skill must be very strict, so it makes sense that you don't tell me."
"Haha, it's good to understand. Okay, let's go quickly. Our picnic is about to be terminated. It's really unlucky. It won't make anyone happy."
This matter has finally come to an end, and everyone is relieved. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland is a good read! Most of them admire Li Mu, but they didn’t expect that Li Mu can actually catch ghosts. It turns out that there are really ghosts and gods in this world.
.But why has no one discovered it before?
When they got to the car, Li Mu warned everyone not to tell anyone about this matter, otherwise he would not have a good life in the future. Everyone expressed their understanding. This made everyone's impression of Li Mu even more profound.
There are really not many people like this who have such ability but don't want to be famous.
"Xizi, you have found a good boyfriend. You will be blessed in the future, haha."
Jin Xizi felt happy and a little shy when he heard the compliments from his classmates. He didn't know how to answer. At this time, Li Mu suddenly interrupted. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland. Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!
"Well, why did I hear someone complimenting me?"
"Go, who praised you? Your ears heard it wrong." Jin Xizi was made even more shy by Li Mu's shamelessness.
"Oh, by the way, Hao Youcai owed me a bet yesterday afternoon. Now that everyone is fine, why don't we let him come out and tell us a few jokes so that everyone can relax."
"Ah, okay, okay, what happened just now was so tense, this is a good suggestion."
"If you are talented, come out and tell a few jokes to relieve everyone's boredom. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!"
Hearing what the boss said, Hao Youcai couldn't even come out even if he didn't want to. So he stood up obediently. When everyone saw Hao Youcai standing up and starting to talk, they all calmed down and listened to see what kind of jokes Hao Youcai could tell.
"Well, since the boss has spoken, I have no choice but to show my shame. Listen up."
"A migrant worker didn't get into the tuba for a few days, so he couldn't get it off when he got into the tuba. So he went to the hospital for a checkup to see what was going on. He finally waited in line, and after entering, the doctor checked and prescribed a prescription directly.
He was given a prescription and asked to take the medicine, but he took the prescription and went to take the medicine. The doctor told him that there was no such medicine. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland is a good book! Now the migrant worker was wondering, what is going on?
.So he went to see the doctor again.”
"Doctor, when I went to get some medicine just now, why did they tell me there was no such medicine? What kind of medicine did you prescribe for me?" [
"Didn't you take a look yourself?"
As a result, he picked it up and looked at it. It said, "A pack of toilet paper." He didn't understand what was going on, so he asked the doctor again. "Doctor, what's going on? Why did you prescribe a medicine to me when I asked you to see a doctor?"
Toilet paper?"
"How do you think the doctor answered him?"
"How did you answer that?"
"The doctor said, well, it is indeed a pack of toilet paper. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!"
“Can toilet paper also cure diseases?”
"It's not that toilet paper can cure your disease, it's that toilet paper can cure your disease."
"What do you mean by this? Do you want me to go back and make toilet paper to eat? Aren't you deceiving people?"
"I'm not asking you to go back and make toilet paper to eat, but I'm asking you to stop wiping your butt/butt with a cement bag..."
After hearing Hao Youcai's joke, the carriage was silent for a short while. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, Yaochi Wonderland is a good book to read! Then there was the sound of everyone laughing, and some of them laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight. They covered their eyes.
He said to Hao Youcai with his stomach full.
"Oh, you are so talented. You, you are so talented. You can come up with such jokes. It really makes me laugh."
"Hehe...as long as everyone likes it, haha."
After I finished laughing, some classmates started cheering and asked me to continue talking. That was a good point. I haven’t laughed so happily for a long time, so I continued to talk a few more times.
So Hao Youcai started to talk again. After finishing the first lecture, "Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, Yaochi Wonderland is a good book to read!" Hao Youcai looked at Xiaoxue intentionally or unintentionally, and found that Xiaoxue was also smiling happily, and Hao Youcai felt happy in his heart.
"Since everyone likes to hear it so much, I will tell you one."
"Two women crowded into the bus, one of them said."
"Hey, I'm so unlucky. The last time I took the bus, I had a miscarriage."
"Tch, that's unlucky for you. The last time I took the bus, I got pregnant."
Immediately, all the girls in the car covered their faces and did not dare to look at anyone, but all the male classmates were leaning forward and backward with laughter. Li Mu also laughed.
"Hey, I didn't expect this kid to be so wretched as to tell such a joke."
Hearing what Li Mu said, Jin Xizi couldn't help but pinch Li Mu's waist. Li Mu immediately grinned in pain, but he didn't dare to be dissatisfied. His girlfriend got angry, so he could only endure it. Being a man is really hard life.
ah.
Everyone returned to school with laughter and laughter all the way, without the scary and depressing atmosphere before. This is the advantage of young people, they can quickly accept anything.[
The next thing Li Mu had to do was to go to Lei Xiaohu and talk about opening a barbecue restaurant. But he didn’t expect it to go so smoothly. Lei Xiaohu heard that Li Mu was going to open a barbecue restaurant with him. He didn’t think too much about it.
After agreeing, it turned out that Lei Xiaohu had always wanted to own a formal barbecue restaurant.
Unexpectedly, Li Mu would take the initiative to find him, which made him very happy. He had realized his dream and had a relationship with Li Mu. If he opened a store in partnership with Li Mu, he wouldn't have to worry about anyone coming to make trouble. He didn't have Li Mu's energy.
I believe that's all.
As long as you open a shop with Li Mu, no one will make trouble. In this way, you can freely express yourself. When the time comes, it will be full of customers, and your dream will come true. When the time is right, you can pass on your skills.
Your mission has been completed.
However, Li Mu's elimination of the green-faced ancestor in the western suburbs was not as secret as Li Mu thought. As the saying goes, there is no airtight wall, and Li Mu's ghost-catching incident still spread like wildfire.
This time, it attracted the attention of the Eighth Office. They had been trying to bring Li Mu into the organization. But they didn't want to offend Li Mu. It seemed that this time was a good opportunity.