Chapter 6: I want to chase after school flowers (2)
After Li Mu jumped out of the underground cave tomb, Yang Tian stood in the woods and snorted coldly. He turned around and waved his hand, and a boundless strong wind poured out, flying sand and rocks. The cave was filled up in an instant and disappeared.
Although Li Mu laughed very proudly at first and said that he had believed what happened to Ge Xianweng, deep down he still felt very strange and unsure. It was only at this moment that he saw that he was so awesome that he completely believed what he had experienced.
.However, I still have some doubts about medical skills and those magical things.
"It stinks, who pooped in the vagina..." Li Mu had just climbed over the courtyard wall and returned to the dormitory when he heard Hao Youcai yelling.
"What the hell are you calling! It's the tip of your nose!" Li Mu kicked him, picked up the washbasin, picked up the towel and walked into the water room. He also smelled the stench of feces all over his body and almost fainted. That was
Yin Yang Pill cleanses his muscles and marrow, removing impurities and filth from his body.
"Li Mu? You, you're back? Holy shit, you've been missing for a whole day and you came back in the middle of the night. Are you okay? Zhou Yanqing and the others didn't do anything to you, did they? Did they mess with you?" Hao Youcai heard Li Mu's voice.
He immediately sat up and asked worriedly.[
"It's true to fuck your anus. They want to fuck me? Hehe..." Li Mu sneered and stopped talking, leaving a meaningful smile.
Hao Youcai couldn't see at night, so naturally he couldn't see his expression. He thought he had been beaten and was embarrassed to say it, so he shook his head slightly and felt sorry for Li Mu. He secretly cursed Zhou Yanqing and those bastards for their impotence.
After Li Mu finished washing, he lay on his back and felt excited. He pinched himself hard several times before he believed that everything was true.
On the second day, in the cafeteria.
"Li Mu, have you been beaten crazy? You actually want to chase the school beauty? You don't look like it. Instead, your face is red, your skin is tender and your body is whiter than a girl's. Is something wrong with you?
"Hao Youcai looked at Li Mu with his eyes wide open in complete disbelief.
"Tch! I can't be any better. Isn't it just chasing a school beauty? It's like the end of the world. Look at me. I'll definitely get it done. But you need to do something for me." Li Mu curled his lips disdainfully.
road.
"You are really crazy, I won't do it." Hao Youcai shook his head and said.
"Your uncle, you are crazy. I am not crazy at all. I have been planning for a long time. I guarantee that I will win the school belle before the college entrance examination." Li Mu said with great confidence.
"Are you serious?" Hao Youcai was doubtful.
"Nonsense, of course it's true." Li Mu snorted coldly.
"But you have forgotten Zhou Yanqing and the others. Not many people in the school dare to provoke them. Are you sure you are not afraid of them causing trouble for you again?" Hao Youcai asked uncertainly.
"Don't be afraid. If you are afraid, you won't be a man. I've surpassed the school belle, so there's nothing to be afraid of. If they have the guts, just come over." Li Mu said disdainfully.
"It seems that you are really crazy. You disappeared for a day and became a lunatic when you came out. But I admire your courage. As for the information about the school beauties, I really know some information. If you want me to prosecute you, how are you going to thank me?" Hao Youcai
Suddenly he said lustfully.
Li Mu sneered: "How can I thank you?"
Hao Youcai was just joking at first, but when he saw Li Mu's expression, he waved his hand and said: "You are a lunatic. I don't care about lunatics. Just one meal, McDonald's!"
Li Mu gritted his teeth and said contemptuously: "You're only good for this, McDonald's, why don't I eat you to death! Okay, deal!"
"But we have to wait until the thing is done before we can cash it in." Li Mu is a poor man, so he went to McDonald's for a meal. According to Hao Youcai's pig brother's appetite, he can definitely eat it. Li Mu will drink porridge for the next week.