Mao Tai stared at me blankly from a distance, and when he saw me glaring at him, he immediately gave me a thumbs up.
I howled in my heart, I was really going to die now.
Bliss.
The car door opened, and Lu Yingxue, who had straightened her clothes, got out of the car and stretched: "Brother-in-law! Morning?"
I was a little embarrassed: "I just... disturbed your rest..."
"It's okay, I usually wake up like this, but... it feels so amazing to wake up a boy for the first time." Lu Yingxue is not only a social cow, but also has top-notch emotional intelligence.
While I was grateful to her for helping me resolve the embarrassment, I also felt afraid that only people like her could become popular on the Internet, right?
I wonder what kind of partners a woman like her will date in the future?
"I just heard from Mao Tai that Yun Qingqiang gathered a group of people to have sex...so I was worried and came over to have a look, but it seems that I was overly concerned." I still had to explain myself so that others wouldn't think I was doing it intentionally.
.
"Sister Zhou!"
As soon as Lu Yingxue heard about this, her big eyes seemed to light up. While waving to the front of the car, she took her mobile phone and ran up the mountain!
Zhou Chaoqi probably had been fooling around with her for a day or two, so she followed her skillfully.
I clicked my tongue and cursed myself for talking too much. I knew this girl loved to join in the fun, so why did I have to tell her?!
"Where did you get the news?" When I chased him all the way, Mao Tai followed.
Wu Liangye was drowsy and had just been woken up by Mao Mosi, and he was coming to his senses.
Mao Tai replied: "Xiao Liu, the auxiliary policeman of our village, also participated in the search for the mountain, as he just said."
I nodded and continued to follow, but before I even went up the mountain, more than ten people came down the mountain road.
Lu Yingxue broadcast live with a smile on her face.
'It's still a few minutes until it's time for you to wake up, go to bed quickly!'
'Xiaoxue, let's arrange some things in the world of the sun, in the middle of the night...'
‘Something’s wrong, it looks like this is a prostitution scene?’
'Ouch! Why do I feel like these people look familiar!'
‘Brothers! This time it’s not a Taoist draft! I feel like there’s something big!’
Lu Yingxue's live broadcasts are always popular, and there is no shortage of hardcore fans. As soon as the broadcast started, I was reading a bunch of subtitles on my phone.
Next, Lu Yingxue made a sexy move, which made me realize that she is not easy to mess with.
"Where's the second eldest brother on the list?"
Lu Yingxue suddenly asked this question, and I immediately understood why she was so excited.
Revenge, this is naked revenge!
The second eldest brother on the list is Yun Laoer, and now his son Yun Qingqiang has been arrested. This is a live roll call!
"Lu Nu said, you didn't mention the eldest brother on the list, did you do it on purpose? Could it be that...the eldest brother on the list is in there?"
'Oh my god, is this Dagua?! The second eldest brother on the list was caught having sex?'
'Brother, have you ever seen paper money scattered everywhere at a prostitution scene?'
‘Catch a gambler? No, what kind of gambler are you wearing underwear?’
This is the turning point on the way up the mountain, where the Yin soldiers pass through. Lin Li and I both did the Dharma here, and the yellow paper was all over the floor.
Lu Yingxue is a veteran in the live broadcast industry.
Wherever the police came down the mountain, she was broadcasting live from a distance in the other direction.
Therefore, no police discovered or stopped the whole process.
The scene of a dozen dandies being brought down one by one with their upper bodies naked was extremely clear anyway.
The most important thing is that there is no woman!
So what does "gathering a crowd for incest" mean?
"Hiss..." I thought deeply and suddenly shuddered.
Sure enough, these guys were covering their lower parts one by one. Needless to say, the effect of Viagra.
It’s so ruining your outlook on life.
Sometimes, let alone Mao Tai, he deliberately said loudly: "Brother, there are more than ten of them on the mountain, and there is not a single woman. This gathering of people for promiscuity cannot be the legendary Longyang Bureau, right?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the subtitles exploded!
'Oh, Taoist's three views!'
‘You’ve jumped too high in the toilet, you’ve passed feces!’
‘The picture is coming out! What did I miss!’
"Nv Lu said, you got up too late to mount your horse! Next time you'll be ejected!"
'On a night of heavy gunfire, the dragon roars...'
'Lu Nuguan, I want to see the scene now! Is it enough to reward you with a carnival!'
'Xiaoxue, Mom will never bully you again. Can you take Mom to the scene and have a look?'
Lu Yingxue's fans are really all kinds of people, and there are quite a few weirdos among them.
And just when I thought the matter was over, the subtitles of "Second Master gives a rocket" and the effect of rockets soaring into the sky kept flooding the screen.
A group of fans were all blown away.
'Hey, who is the joker who said that our second master was arrested!?'
'What is the identity of our second master! Where is Silhouette?'
I guess Mr. Yun was so angry that he even brought his own bastards to swipe the screen. A bunch of rewards covered the screen.
This is a direct blast to the live broadcast room!
But no matter what, Yun Qingqiang will probably be done with it when he goes back.
Going up the mountain to catch people committing adultery would not disturb the Yun family, and the mourning hall would not be affected at all.
I don't know if the Jiangtou division next to Luo Sanfai has been captured.
Anyway, the assassin hasn't been caught yet.
It's almost morning, and I feel like tonight won't end so quietly.
boom!
Just when I had a strong premonition, suddenly a gunshot rang out!
Bang bang!
Before I could react, two more shots were fired from a distance!
I motioned for everyone to squat down. Lu Yingxue was stunned for a moment. Zhou Chaoqi was also very alert and pulled her to squat down.
I took everyone and ran towards the ancestral hall immediately.
Wu Liangye was no longer outside for a long time, and we hid along the wall into the ancestral hall.
As a result, the gunfire stopped ringing.
Mao Tai took out a broken mobile phone with a screen that almost fell off, glanced at Wei Xin and whispered: "Xiao Liu said that a wild boar was found on the mountain that hurt people, and he shot it directly."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, thinking it was a shootout between the police and the murderer.
We breathed a sigh of relief and looked towards the mourning hall. As a result, this scene made us all stunned.
In the mourning hall, a thin dark man wearing a cap and mask also noticed that we had entered the mourning hall!
For a moment, our eyes met!
Boom!
Boom!
The thin, dark man became anxious and slammed the door of the side room on the spot!
This scene shocked us all.
Yun Qinglan is not in the mourning hall, and neither is Wu Liangye!
Several one-stop ritual masters hid in the corner and did not dare to say a word.
murderer!
I was so frightened that while the police were hunting wild boars on the mountain and arresting people for having sex, the murderer actually took the opportunity to attack!
Mao Tai reacted like a cheetah, swooping over!
Although the man in the peaked cap was holding a machete, when he saw that the thick hairy man dared to rush towards him, he also knew that there was no way to assassinate Yun Qinglan this time, so he hurriedly ran towards the back door!
"Stop!" Mao Tai shouted and chased away!
I glanced left and right, picked up the mop on the side and chased after him!
Mao Moss is my brother, how could I put him in danger?
If two fight one, the chance of winning is higher!
There is no back door behind the ancestral hall. The murderer smashed the window with a clang and even knocked the aluminum bar crooked!