"Meng Dong, if you can't speak, don't talk nonsense. I have helped everyone communicate with the villagers. Otherwise, do you really plan to stay here for one night? Even if you treat it as camping, you plan to be caught by the South Vietnamese border guards tomorrow and then sent back to the country?"
An older female assistant asked coldly.
"That's right, if I am sent back to the country, I will probably make headlines tomorrow." Another young girl said.
The handsome young man Meng Dong snorted and said, "This is because your assistants didn't do their job well and didn't communicate well!"
"What do you mean we didn't communicate well? We all said not to go in anymore, but you insisted that this mountain col is beautiful, so you came here with Ling Meimei, and we couldn't hold you back!"
"Haha, are you afraid that you have other thoughts about Ling Meimei? No wonder the villagers are so unpleasant to talk to. It's really a pig teammate who has harmed the whole team!"
"Shut up, everyone! What do you mean? I also want the show to be more exciting, will you speak?" Meng Dong started to act rudely.
"Brother-in-law, let's ignore him. I want to go for a walk!" Lu Yingxue pulled me at this time.
I said speechlessly: "Let Sister Zhou take you there, I'm not your assistant!"
"But what if we encounter an elephant?" Lu Yingxue asked in a serious tone.
"How could there be an elephant? Even if I encounter it, I can't do anything about it!" My heart froze. Could this girl have opened her Yin and Yang eyes?
Zhou Chaoqi chuckled and said, "Miss Lu, the way back to the village should not be far, please bear with me a little longer."
Being led astray by Lu Yingxue, everyone inevitably had the urge to urinate. People have three urgent needs. Even if there are coffins hanging everywhere here, many people may not really want to hold it in until they go to the village.
I now know that Lu Yingxue’s emotional intelligence is really high. It’s not painful for her to ask me, but the little sisters who rely on her will not be embarrassed.
"I can't hold it in anymore. Well, master, can you relieve yourself here? You won't really pinch your butt tonight, right?"
"Yes, now that the master is the authority, I really let him go when he said it was OK."
"Hateful, what's going on with you? There are so many sisters here!"
I saw the man was about to release the water, so I quickly stopped him and said, "Everyone should respect the customs of Yaohua Village. This is the place where their ancestors' coffins were laid. If you really need to go to the toilet, there are bushes outside the col. Everyone must bear it, otherwise the villagers will
I turned around and saw someone taking a pee here, and I was afraid that something would happen again."
On this cliff, a group of ancestors and ghosts are watching. It would be strange if the ancestors dare not kill anyone if they dare to show off!
However, everyone was willing to listen to what I said, but Meng Dong looked disdainful and said loudly: "I'm so cowardly that I don't even dare to pee? If there were rules here, wouldn't all the animals and birds passing by here die when they poop?
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While Meng Dong was talking, he deliberately walked to the place where the coffins were piled up recently, and behind our backs, he peed on the coffins.
A group of female celebrities and young assistants turned away in anger.
For a big star, his quality is really low.
But without me having to do anything, a strange yin energy rose up. There was human yang in the urine, and there was a lot of ghosts in the urine.
I saw with my own eyes an old lady, a young man, and a child gathered around, lowering their heads in enjoyment.
And I thought this guy was going to be possessed by a ghost, but who knew he suddenly felt pain and then rolled to the ground!
Several ghosts scrambled to get into his body greedily!
It's not that I didn't plan to save him, but I didn't expect this turn of events!
Meng Dong rolled on the ground and kicked and screamed. He kicked the small coffin stacked on top of the big coffin and was about to collapse!
After all, the coffin lost its stability and flipped over, knocking him unconscious with a thud!
I didn't want anyone to die, so I hurried over. Seeing that the remaining male celebrities were so scared that they didn't dare to move, I hurriedly said: "Men, come and help, I guarantee you will be fine."
After telling me this, only one male assistant came over.
I took out the yellow paper that my sixth wife had given me before, and unfolded it in a serious manner, and then several Yin spirits stepped back.
The child's coffin was not heavy, so the male assistant and I easily moved the coffin back to its original position.
The higher the coffin is placed, the more it can protect future generations. However, it is limited to those who were in a high position during their lifetime. Those who died young and those with low status can only be placed on the ground.
So how can outsiders come in to a place like this?
Meng Dong rolled on the muddy ground and was completely unrecognizable. His pants had not yet been pulled up, and his body was full of stench.
"Brother Meng!" The man who helped was probably his assistant. He helped him up without caring about his filth, and hurriedly said to me: "Master! What do you think we should do? If something goes wrong, I will definitely be fired from the company when I get back.
, can you help me..."
I don't like Meng Dong, but this male assistant is about the same age as me. He is at an age where he is out of society.
You have no grievances or grudges against me.
Under the influence of empathy, I took out my official seal and waved it in front of Meng Dong. After a few words of scolding, the upper body kid hurriedly ran back to the coffin.
The child must have died of illness. He was tortured by illness during his lifetime, and it is normal for his resentment to persist.
Meng Dong's embarrassed appearance would inevitably fall into the eyes of a group of people, and since he was not very popular among the people, when I saw someone moving their fingers on the phone panel, I felt that his embarrassed appearance might have been captured in the photo.
Especially Lu Yingxue, this guy is a habitual offender.
The male assistant carried Meng Dong on his back and walked behind the team, and we walked out of the col.
When we arrived at a place with a lot of bushes, after I professionally checked that there was nothing dirty, a group of men and women each found a place to relieve themselves.
Meng Dong's assistant asked me to make sure I was fine when I returned, and then rushed out first, probably to be sent to the hospital.
Lu Yingxue also said that she wanted to use the toilet, but when she returned to the village, she didn't even plan to look for the toilet.
I thought she was being reserved, so I said, "Do you want to go to the toilet? I can take you to a villager's house."
"I'm fasting." As a result, Lu Yingxue didn't even look at me, she just replied casually and took the time to get her bag.
"Bedu?" I didn't know what was going on, but I saw her seriously opening the laptop in the car, connecting it to her mobile phone, and then started editing the video.
Zhou Chaoqi saw that I was confused and explained: "It's just about losing weight."
"Oh, but you still have to pay attention to your diet. You're already slim enough." I smiled bitterly and took out my cell phone that just had signal to check the messages.
After a few glances, Lu Yingxue closed the computer with a snap and laughed happily.
She looked at me carefully: "Brother-in-law! Are you interested in participating in a show!? Just follow us throughout the whole process, and then you can get money!"
"Me? I have to watch over Miss Yun. I can't go." I thought to myself that the extra money might be a lot, but I really couldn't get it.
I was flipping through the messages. In addition to the messages from Mao Tai and Wu Liangye asking about my situation, the folklorist Nong Lin who had joined me before also sent me a message.
He said that he was from the Ethnic and Religious Coordination Association, and that he knew my grandma very well, and then told me that I was betrayed by Liu Tiangong. That guy ran out and created another group on his own, but the group he forwarded to me has been abandoned.
In order to confuse me, I deliberately didn't leave the group, and now I'm still discussing how to get revenge on me. This chapter has been completed!