"Are you ordering me?" Wanqi Shengxin raised his eyebrows. This girl seemed to have forgotten who she was talking to. He was not Jun Wuxuan, nor Xue Shen, nor was he afraid of the messy poisons hidden in her body. She
Actually, he was ordering him.
"No, it's a request." Hyacinth looked up at her delicate little face with a smile that was entirely pleasing to the eye.
"Really? I didn't see any sign of pleading." Wanqi Shengxin took the rag cut from clothes and found that the words "Backyard Martial Arts Competition" were written crookedly on it, seemingly in Chinese.
It was written by Yan Zhi, but he couldn't see it clearly clearly. Wanqi Shengxin pointed at the row of small characters and read with difficulty: "Contest?"
"Yeah, I'm not good at writing traditional Chinese characters, and it's not pretty, but that's probably what it means, um, a martial arts competition," Hyacinth emphasized again, "a backyard martial arts competition."
"What do you mean? You want those women to fight?" Wanqi Shengxin's eyes darkened. How many weird ideas does this woman have? However, it might be interesting to let the group of women in the backyard who are fighting openly and secretly with ulterior motives to compete openly and secretly.
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"It's a fight, it's a martial arts contest," Hyacinth said sternly, "I heard that all your ladies have special skills. It just so happens that I want to learn martial arts again, why not come to a martial arts competition and select the champion to teach me
Martial arts, this way you don’t need to trouble your husband, right? Moreover, letting wives compete with each other in martial arts can not only enhance friendship and cultivate feelings, but also strengthen the body and lose weight. This is killing multiple birds with one stone, for you, me and everyone.
If something is beneficial, just show your respect and sign it."
"I don't think it's a martial arts contest, but an essay contest to refresh your brain. The handwriting is a mess and the words are inappropriate." Wanqi Shengxin scolded Hyacinth while taking the simple one made by Hyacinth, which was barely enough.
The pen was stained with some rouge, and he frowned and said, "Can this thing really write?"
"I didn't write it, and it was just a signature. It doesn't matter whether it looks good or not. Otherwise, you can just draw a cat or a dog, as long as it's your handwriting."
After Hyacinth finished speaking, there were already dark clouds on Wanqi Shengxin's face. Is his signature the same as a cat or a dog? Hyacinth knew that she had made a mistake, and she immediately burst into smiles, and those extremely lethal eyes became her weapon.
Wanqi Shengxin didn't know why he was so good-tempered today, but he actually signed for her, and even stamped it with her seal despite her hard work. In the end, she took advantage of her and politely invited her out of Lingxinyuan.
He was in a damn good mood...
The next day, the wind was warm and sunny, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. The sun was bright, the weather was smooth, the rivers were clear and the sea was flowing, and the world was peaceful... The energetic Hyacinth led Xiao Gong, who held his head high, and the reluctant Jun Wuxuan to the backyard.
It is said that there are twenty-three women who are like wolves and tigers.
"We've arrived, Xiaogong, knock the gong." Hyacinth gave the order, and the earth-shattering sound of the gong instantly filled the entire courtyard, waking up a large number of birds and animals.
Jun Wuxuan felt a violent tremor from her eardrums to her brain and then to the apex of her heart. She covered her ears with one hand and her chest with the other. Looking at the calm Hyacinth, she yelled: "What on earth do you want to do? I haven't slept enough yet."
Woolen cloth!"
Hyacinth smiled and did not answer, but pointed to a row of rooms in front of her, signaling for him to be quiet.
Within a moment, more than twenty doors opened one after another, and a group of unkempt and disheveled women came out, including maids and young ladies, but they all had the same expression at this time, that they were unhappy.
"Who is it? You're making me so angry."
"You don't want people to go to bed so early in the morning?"
Curses kept coming and going, and Jun Wuxuan couldn't bear it any longer. He raised his Dantian Qi, roared like a lion from Hedong, and said, "Please be quiet, young master!"
The women looked at each other, stunned for a moment, then turned around and closed the door with screams. Jun Wuxuan was even more annoyed. Is he so scary? Is there anyone scarier than this ugly woman next to him who won't let anyone sleep?
When they saw him on weekdays, didn't they always sit in a circle and giggle? What happened today? Giving Hyacinth a fierce look, Jun Wuxuan gritted his teeth and asked, "What happened to them?"
"Of course I went to dress up when I saw you, the elegant, powerful and wealthy third-in-command." Hyacinthia said matter-of-factly. In Youming Village, apart from Wanqi Shengxin, it was Jun Wuxuan who attracted bees and butterflies.
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Hyacinthia thought Jun Wuxuan would be proud of what she said, but she didn't expect him to turn around and run away. Xiao Gongyan quickly stretched out his legs to block his way. Jun Wuxuan didn't take precautions, waving his arms and falling forward.
Soon, Hyacinth saved him with good intentions, but unexpectedly grabbed his belt. As a result, the third master of Netherworld fell to the ground with his robes disheveled. At this moment, three or five women opened the door in unison.
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How to describe Jun Wuxuan's eyes? There is the sadness of a little wife, the ferocity of a big bad wolf, and the rest is a man-eating glare. Hyacinth can even hear the sound of his teeth grinding.
"Don't look at me like that, I just want to save you, Xiao Gong can testify." Hyacinth spread her hands and smiled.
"Well, I testify that Big Mommy just wants to save you, right?" Xiao Gong raised her hands above her head, winked, and smiled.
Jun Wuxuan clenched his fists, and there was a rattling sound at the joints. Hyacinth saw this, glanced at the stunned concubine Madam Side, and said: "If you don't get up, I believe they will be happier."
What else could Jun Wuxuan say? He stood up silently and straightened his clothes. Before he could get out of the shadow of embarrassment, he was shocked by Hyacinth's sudden smile. Her crescent-shaped eyes were shining brightly at him.
The shining, long eyelashes like butterfly wings trembled and fanned at her, naked and tempting.
"You, what do you want to do?" Jun Wuxuan grabbed the skirt of her chest and took a step back.
Hyacinth's eyes were filled with tears, and her voice was soft and greasy as she said, "You have to believe me, I'm helping you."
"Okay, tell me what you have to say. It's really not like you to be like this." Jun Wuxuan turned his face away. God knows how fast his heartbeat was. If he didn't know her well enough, he would really be confused by her. He
I remind myself repeatedly that she is an ugly girl. Even if her face is smaller and her chin is pointed, she is still an ugly girl!
Hyacinth nodded with satisfaction, asking him to do a small favor and selling his appearance. After glancing at the group of women who were attracted by Jun Wuxuan, Hyacinth took out a shining golden scroll from her arms. Yes, this is what happened yesterday.
The square scarf that night was just a wooden stick wrapped inside and dyed with some colors on the outside. He handed it to Jun Wuxuan and said: "Everyone is almost here, Xiao Xuanzi, declare the decree!"