"Huh huh~~ The plan is really crude, how dare you claim to be perfect like this?!"
Ji Kai sat in his own space hut, listening to the information from the white jade worker bees conveyed by Xiao Kong, with an unknown smile on his face.
Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at the magic clock. A look of fear appeared on his face, and he even broke out in a cold sweat.
He murmured to himself: "Angus, why can't you be more stupid and come to me to ask for a Warcraft, but you got an etiquette instructor, Ci'ao! Damn etiquette instructor!!"
However, as he kept mumbling, his body automatically left the space, and then walked towards the hall with elegant and noble steps.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw an old lady with gray hair, holding a book in one hand and a teacup in the other, leisurely enjoying the book.
But Ji Kai knew that this elegant-looking old lady was an out-and-out devilish old man who was both beautiful and beautiful. What she was reading was not a noble book about poems and songs, but a TM knight novel.
The most vulgar kind.
Seeing Ji Kai coming back, the old lady sighed, put down her book and teacup, picked up the riding crop on the table next to her with one hand, and lightly slapped her palms, then walked towards Ji Kai with a sigh.
Ji Kai strangely didn't even dare to look back, he could only stand stiffly on the spot...
Pa~~ Ji Kai suppressed the howls and curse words that had slipped to his lips and snorted softly.
The old lady then showed a satisfied smile behind Ji Kai, but she said the opposite: "It's barely interesting, at least it's not like a common person!"
Ji Kai smiled and said flatteringly: "That's right, that's right, it all depends on the teacher's good teaching!"
The old lady's smile deepened and she said proudly: "Of course, it's not me. Don't tell me tomorrow, even next year, I won't be able to learn the etiquette of aristocrats!"
Ji Kai had a smile on his face and said in his heart: "Ci'ao! If you take a wrong step, you will get a whip, and if you make a mistake in eating, you will get another whip! If I don't have so many unicorns, I can take turns to treat the injury, let alone learn etiquette.
Yeah, I and the unicorn are definitely both dead!'
The old lady's expression changed, and she raised her hand and gave Ji Kai another whip, and the blow was accurate and heavy.
Ji Kai's face suddenly changed. He suppressed the curses and howls, and suppressed his moans into cold hums. He regained his composure a little, and with a cold and distant expression on his face, he asked: "What's going on again?"
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The old lady nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "You have learned the facial expression etiquette well. Nobles must have this kind of cold and distant expression, or smile but be distant!"
Ji Kai twitched the corner of his mouth and had no words to retort, but he only heard the old lady say again: "And you kid just scolded me in your heart."
Ji Kai's expression froze and he laughed dryly: "How could it be! You are my reborn parents. Without you, I wouldn't even be able to attend the wedding! How could I scold you!"
Hearing Ji Kai's words, the old lady sighed, put away the pointer and said: "You have already become a disciple, and the basic external etiquette is enough, at least it looks like that! Just review more and practice more! It's a pity that you are not only
You learn quickly, but you also learn a lot of things. Why did you learn my habit of swearing without changing my expression?"
Ji Kai smiled and said: "That's because if you want to learn quickly, you don't have time to analyze which should be learned and which should not be learned. You can talk about it after you learn it!"
The old lady shook her head, smiled and cursed: "Although you have black hair, you are really to my liking! If you survive, I will chat with you again!"
Ji Kai was not surprised by the old lady's words, and said with a smile without changing his face: "At that time, I won't dare to talk about good wine, but I will have enough good meat. The teacher can come to my place at any time!"
The old lady shook her head, stopped talking, and walked out of the hall.
Ji Kai stood there until a servant reported that the old lady had gone out of the door and walked away. Then he suddenly tore up his dress, kicked off his shoes, and then flew forward and threw himself into a luxurious and soft chair.
inside.
Then he took a deep breath and howled: "Finally it's done, Ci'ao, if you do it again, I will be finished!"
The servant was not surprised and retreated with a calm expression.
Ji Kai was sitting on the chair, or the sofa, but what he was thinking about was the scene where the old lady uniformed Xiao Lie today.
Xiaolie, who has grown to more than 2 meters tall and nearly 6 meters in length, is managed by the old lady as easily as he is playing with a kitten!
Thinking of that scene, Ji Kai couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat, because when the old lady came, she gave Ji Kai a whip as soon as she started teaching. Ji Kai couldn't hold it back and wanted to teach the old lady a lesson.
Cheng Xiang was taught a lesson instead.
However, what Ji Kai cares about is not this, but the skill and identity of this old lady. Xiaolie is now at the peak level of special-grade monsters, and his actual combat power can barely compete with the low-level Sword Saint and Magic Saint, but he is easily defeated by an old lady.
Got it, and this old lady is actually a fucking etiquette instructor?!
"Return to the etiquette instructor and lie to the ghosts. Damn it, even the ghosts don't believe it, okay!?"
Thinking of this, Ji Kai couldn't help but complain.
However, regarding the origin and purpose of the old lady, Ji Kai has some guesses, one good and one bad. The good guess is that the old lady was invited by Sophia to give Ji Kai a warning.
It can be seen from what the old lady said when she left that this guess is Ji Kai's preferred guess.
The bad thing is, of course, that this old lady was sent by Angus to intimidate him and test his true strength.
Just as he was thinking about business, Ji Kai's mind couldn't help but think of tomorrow's wedding. "I don't know what tomorrow's wedding will be like. Is it the kind of party on TV? No, no, it should be a Western-style wedding. It should be..."
Father, the kind of white wedding dress. By the way, what will Sophia look like in the wedding dress? It will definitely be beautiful. By the way, tomorrow...'
In the darkness, Ji Kai came to this space for the third time. He tried it out and thought to himself: 'Sure enough, I still can't feel the space~~'
Ji Kai looked at the situation that was repeated over and over again, with red eroding black and black clinging to its own territory. Ji Kai even thought with pleasure: "If this dream is used as a teaching material, it will make all the timid people
How many times do children who are afraid of ghosts experience it? I'm afraid all of them will become so bold that they dare to sleep in the cemetery.'
There was a bang, and the progress of Ji Kai's dream was suddenly interrupted. Before he could open his eyes, he felt a pain all over his body, especially his waist.
He endured the pain and opened his eyes, only to find that he had fallen to the ground. He opened his clothes and took a look. His side was bruised and almost swollen. The second thing was his waist and eyes. The waves of pain even made Ji Kailian straighten up.
Unable to do anything, I could only sit on the ground and scream in pain, kneading my body.
But when he lowered his head, what shone in his eyes was cold murderous intent and deep anger...