This large group of people is quite large, with hundreds of people in total, but unfortunately, they are all a ragtag group of people. Among these hundreds of people, they are basically some one- and two-star warriors, and the strongest among them
, that is, the burly man at the head is a five-star warrior. In addition, there are several four-star warriors among these hundreds of people. Such strength can only be used to intimidate.
They are just ordinary people, and they are just ordinary people in remote mountainous areas. You must know that they are both civilians, and there is a big gap in strength. In Yuanlong City, the imperial capital of the Zhongyuan Empire, four or five-star warriors are basically
It's just that ordinary people can't be among ordinary civilians, but if these four- and five-star warriors are placed in some small towns, they are likely to become powerful.
In order to better appreciate the beautiful scenery on the road, Ling Xiao got out of the carriage early and sat at the front of the carriage with Wang Shuang.
"What are these guys doing? Are they trying to rob us?" Looking at the mob in front of him, Ling Xiao's eyes were full of doubts. Even if they couldn't see through Ling Xiao's cultivation, they should still know that Ling Xiao and the others were
His mounts are not ordinary things, just these fourteen batches of gale-force horses
It was enough to easily kill a group of them. Although Gale Wind Horse is not known for its powerful attack power among many seven-star monsters, as a seven-star monster, he is not only fast, but his attacks are not weak either. Compared with some individual monsters, he is not only fast.
The six-star monsters are definitely much stronger.
But soon, Ling Xiao would understand that not everyone could recognize a BMW like the Gale Horse. At least the mob in front of him didn't have that kind of vision. He saw the burly man at the head holding the foot of the
Gao stood with his big ax on the ground, raised his hands horizontally, and made a pose that he thought was very manly, and then said with a loud voice: "I planted this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to survive from now on, you have to stay."
Buy the money from the road."
"Plop." As soon as the strong man said these words, Ling Xiao immediately laughed out loud. This bandit leader is really too talented. I obviously opened this mountain and planted this tree. The classic line is that he was forced to do it.
He changed it to "I planted this mountain and I bloomed this tree. He didn't even think about whether this mountain can be planted or this tree can bloom? Ling Xiao's smile immediately started a chain reaction. Wang
Both of them also burst out laughing.
But it was obvious that the bandit leader did not realize the mistake he had made. When he saw Ling Xiao and the robbed objects laughing, he couldn't help but became a little angry and said: "Why are you laughing? Are you still laughing?"
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Before he finished what he said, he saw a younger brother beside him gently tugging on his sleeve and reminding him: "Boss, you said it wrong again, and you said it wrong again." Those who heard this said
Tone, the boss used this classic robbery line
It's not just once or twice that I'm wrong. I may have had this experience dozens or hundreds of times. Hey, a person with such an IQ comes out to learn robbery from others. It seems that this bandit industry can't think of anything.
Decline is a problem!
"Boy, what's wrong again? It's impossible. I've memorized these sentences eighty times. How could I be wrong?" The bandit leader slapped his head and said carelessly, obviously not believing that he had memorized it.
There will still be errors in lines that have been repeated dozens of times.
"Boss, you just said that I planted this mountain and opened this tree. This mountain is not a tree. How could it be planted? And this tree is not a mountain. How could it bloom? I obviously opened this mountain.
I planted this tree." The old man explained hurriedly.
"Oh, so that's it. Let's go back and do it all over again. This time, boss, I will never make the mistake again. Boys, retreat, let's do it all over again." The bandit leader slapped himself on the head.
, some suddenly realized, "Well, you guys wait a moment, and we'll do it again."
"Hahaha... This bandit boss is so interesting. He doesn't even know how to speak and just imitates others to rob. There are really all kinds of wonders in this world. The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds!" Ling Xiao said to Wang.
The two men laughed and said.
"Hahahaha... It's really funny. They are so good that they come out to imitate others' robbery. It's really funny. If it were me, I would have hanged myself on a tree and wiped my neck to death." Els (
One of the six lion men) laughed wildly.
"Yes, Master, I don't know how to talk but you still imitate others and become a robber. I don't know what this guy thinks. And he actually made that guy the leader of the robbers. It has to be said to be a miracle." Wang Shuangqing
Hu pinched his own three-inch penis and said with a chuckle, "It seems that the bandits on the mainland are becoming more and more useless now."
"Master, what happened?" Suddenly a crisp voice sounded behind Ling Xiao and the others. It turned out to be the lively and lovely Qiu Ju who was attracted by Ling Xiao's laughter and stuck her head out of the carriage.
Come.
Immediately, Ling Xiao told Qiu Ju what had just happened. Ling Xiao's magnetic voice coupled with his subtle expression instantly made Qiu Ju giggle, and at the same time attracted Qiu Ju.
After catching the attention of the other four women in the carriage, four more little heads soon popped out from the carriage.
The bandit leader was indeed true to his words. After a minute or two, he jumped out again with his group of minions and shouted: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. Leave the buyer behind."
Lu Cai, if you want to live from now on!"
"Boss, no, you're wrong again, wrong again." The second eldest brother reminded him hurriedly.
"Second brother, don't fool me. What I said this time is that I opened this mountain and planted this tree. There is nothing wrong with it!" the bandit boss said a little unhappy.
"Boss, these two sentences are correct, but you made a mistake in the last two sentences. You probably want to live from now on and leave money to buy money!" the second child explained carefully.
"Haha... Master, this guy is so funny. There is such a funny person in the world. I am really laughing to death..." Qiu Ju chuckled.
"Haha... It's so funny. If this guy becomes a comedian, he will definitely become famous in one fell swoop. Even Zhou Xingxing and Uncle Benshan will have to step aside." Ling Xiao was unconscious.
But during this time, some things from the previous life were brought out.
"Master, who is that comedian? And that Zhou Xingxing, who is Uncle Benshan?" Wang Shuang, who was sitting on Ling Xiao's side, asked with a puzzled look on his face. Although Xinlan and others did not ask questions, but from what they wrote
It is not difficult to see from the doubtful faces that they also very much hope that Ling Xiao can help her
Let’s answer our questions. Zhou Xingxing and Uncle Benshan are all well-known celebrities on earth, but in this Holy Soul Continent, they don’t have the slightest fame. Not to mention compared with those gods who are on the altar, they are just some
A strong man from the Holy Realm is also much more famous than the two of them.
"Damn it, I slipped my tongue for a moment, how could I say these things?" He cursed in his heart, but Ling Xiao was indeed a smart person, and soon Ling Xiao opened his mouth and explained: "During the ancient elves' rule,
, it must have been nearly 30,000 years ago. At that time, two professions emerged. One was the bard who specialized in telling the deeds of legendary heroes, and the other was the comedian who specialized in amusing others.
, and this week Xingxing and Uncle Benshan are the most typical representatives among the many comedians. Unfortunately, as time goes by, the bards are still as popular on the mainland as ever, but the profession of comedians has faded.
Lost in the trend of history, come to think of it, there are very few people who know the profession of comedian." With Ling Xiao's soulful performance, the doubts in the hearts of Wang Shuang and others were immediately eliminated.
Message to Readers 3a
It was a tragedy today. I actually forgot my key in the room and didn't open the door until my roommate came back, so this second update was a bit late.