At this time, the hall was already roaring with wolves. People from all walks of life immediately took off their elegant clothes and stared at the woman who came down one by one. Li Kuangzuo was even more excited and slapped the table without any trace of prince.
Whistling gracefully.
No, I have to calm down. I am just a royal sister. I am an outstanding young man from the 21st century. I have seen the world. I cannot be like this parallel import prince... Lin Mu swallowed his saliva and decided with difficulty.
He looked away from Miss Shi Luo.
Lin Mu turned his head and forgot about Li Kuangzuo, and said with disdain: "Old Li, you are the first prince after all, can you have some image?"
Li Kuangzuo wiped the crystal clear saliva from the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "I really like this girl. If it weren't for that girl at home, I would have snatched her back to warm my bed."
Lin Mu rolled his eyes and looked at this guy. How did he look like a prince?
Li Kuangzuo suddenly withdrew his gaze, grinned, gently squeezed Lin Mu with his arm and said with a smile: "Boy, how do you feel about this girl?"
It would be too hypocritical for a royal sister-controller to be dissatisfied with such a top-notch royal sister.
"Excellent." Lin Muhen nodded decisively.
Seeing Lin Mu nodding, Li Kuangzuo Lang said with a smile: "Well, I will snatch her away and give her to you today, and then you can secretly give her to me. Hehe, if you agree, I will give you the deed of sale."
How about I get it for you?"
Lin Mu didn't understand for a moment and looked at Li Kuangzuo questioningly.
"Stupid!" Li Kuang tapped Lin Mu's forehead with his left hand, and then whispered to Lin Mu: "Didn't that little girl at home ask me to find a girl? So, I snatched her and gave her to you, and you
In the name of. Then I will set up a house for this girl outside. Hehe, this girl is going to study at Imperial College in the next two years. It is usually difficult to come back. Even if she comes back, she will not be found. Even if she is found, just say that you raised her.
"
What a scumbag, he was having an affair in name. Lin Mu cursed Li Kuangzuo in his heart.
"Are you sure you can get me the deed of betrayal?" Lin Mu calmed down, touched it and looked at Li Kuangzuo suspiciously.
"Nonsense, I am a grand Zuo Prince, and I have control over the empire's millions of armies. What can I do with just a contract of prostitution?" Li Kuangzuo saw Lin Mu's suspicious eyes and was furious. He was also a man after all.
How could a king with supreme power give doubt to a brat?
Lin Mu rolled his eyes, thought for a moment, and suddenly smiled evilly. He rubbed his fingers on Li Kuang's left side and said with a smile: "The contract of betrayal is just an incidental thing. I risk being chased by Princess Ningxiang."
risk..."
"What do you want?" Li Kuangzuo said happily.
"Butt." Lin Mu said two words very calmly.
"What!" Li Kuangzuo was shocked. He touched his back and shook his head: "No, this is a symbol of my purity. This is absolutely not allowed."
Lin Mu was disgusted by this parallel import prince and said with disdain: "Who wants it from you? If it belongs to the little princess, I will beat her ass hard."
Li Kuangzuo was silent for a moment, and his expression became serious.
Lin Mu thought he would refuse, but within a moment, Li Kuangzuo suddenly smiled and said: "Deal."
Is this guy out of his mind? I agreed. Lin Mu secretly said, "But I don't know if the little princess's buttocks are as delicate as her breasts."
However, Li Kuangzuo had another thought in his mind, hey, kid, as long as you have the ability, I can beat you up as you wish, but I didn’t agree to help you anyway.
The two of them made the deal with their own motives, then looked at each other and smiled, and then Li Kuangzuo robbed the person.
While Li Kuangzuo was talking to Lin Mu, Miss Shi Luo had already walked slowly to the middle of the hall. Although she didn't speak, the faint smile on her lips had already fascinated the people around her.
At this time, Mrs. Wang walked to the side of Miss Shi Luo and said with a charming smile: "Everyone, our Miss Shi Luo will not dance for everyone tonight, but there is a new way to play."
"New way to play?" Li Kuangzuo's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this. Seeing his appearance, Lin Mu knew that this parallel import prince was thinking wrong again.
"Tonight Miss Shi Luo will give everyone a question. If anyone answers correctly, Miss Shi Luo will invite him to watch the Liuyuan Hundred Flowers Exhibition in three days."
There was a sudden commotion in the crowd, and all kinds of wanderers were showing off their wolfish nature. At this time, the temptation to be naked was to watch the flower display, to be alone, to hold hands, to do something heart-stopping.
have...
Li Kuangzuo, on the other hand, nodded seriously, "It's a bit wrong to use force to rob someone. Well, answering questions or something like that, I think it's completely trivial with my talent and knowledge. After all, this is my specialty."
Just follow your example. Apart from drinking, eating dog meat and visiting brothels, what else are you good at? Lin Mu rolled his eyes at Li Kuangzhi and ignored this second-rate prince.
One of Miss Shi Luo's personal maids came out and said crisply to everyone: "Miss Shi Luo has given us a topic. Please compose a poem based on this topic. Listen carefully."
Writing poems? Lin Mu's heart was filled with laughter, but he didn't expect that this girl Shi Luo was also a wonderful person with a wet mind.
Li Kuangzuo was overjoyed when he heard this, and said confidently: "Zeng Jin's Lao Shi is a master at making wets, and I have already been eighty percent as good as him, making wets and so on, without any pressure."
Lin Mu looked at him speechlessly, this guy was really helpless, and he was not ashamed at all for being shameless.
The maid looked around and said crisply: "The title of Miss Shi Luo's poem is: 'Spring River Flowers and Moonlight Night'."
"Moonlight Night on the Spring River? Well, well, it's a little difficult." Li Kuang touched his chin on the left side and thought seriously.
I'm in shock, can you please stop pretending? Lin Mu looked at Li Kuangzuo in confusion.
After a long time, there was no one around who could compose a poem that satisfied Miss Shi Luo. Lin Mu caught a glimpse of a hint of disdain on the corners of her smiling mouth, as if she was facing the group of well-dressed but incompetent people around her.
Disdainful.
"Hey, little Muzi, do you think it is illegal to rob a girl in broad daylight?" Li Kuangzuo suddenly asked Lin Mu.
"..." Lin Mu rolled his eyes and said lazily: "First of all, it is night; secondly, this is a brothel; thirdly, you are the prince of the empire, representing the pinnacle of the empire's power; therefore, the above three points are completely acceptable.
It proves that it is not illegal for you to rob women in broad daylight."
"Okay! I just like the way you tell the truth."
Foodie, Lin Mu secretly cursed in his heart, but after thinking about it for a moment, he seemed to have read the name Chunjiang Huayueye in a collection of poems in his previous life. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he walked in front of Miss Shi Luo involuntarily, and slowly
Groaned lowly.
"The tide of the spring river reaches the level of the sea, and the bright moon rises together on the sea."
"The twinkling waves follow the waves for thousands of miles, but there is no moon on the spring river anywhere."
"..."
Message to Readers 3a
ps: The whole poem is quite long. If you are interested, you can check it out. This is just a whim of mine, haha.