Lin Munuo looked at Lin Yueniang's retreating back thoughtfully, an inexplicable fire ignited in his heart unconsciously, he clenched his fists, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.
"What's wrong with me? I actually have that hazy feeling for Aunt Yue 2c even though I've always thought of myself as a Yu Jie control." Lin Mu shook his head fiercely.
"Hmph!" Lin Wendao let out a cold snort from Lin Mu's heart, "You are indeed not a good person, and you are actually interested in Aunt Yue."
"It's none of your business." Lin Mu rolled his eyes and said, "It's called opposites attracting, do you understand? Especially mature women like this are particularly attractive. Forget it, let's talk to a little brat like you.
It doesn’t make sense.”
In the two years since time travel to the present, Lin Mu has always regarded himself as a person from his previous life, so his age has always been calculated according to his real age. For him, what is the thirteen-year-old Lin Wenwen if he is not a brat?
"You're just a little brat! I, Lin Wendao, am known as the number one Tianchang being in Zhuri Villa today, do you know that?"
"Oh, okay genius, let me ask you." Lin Mu raised his eyebrows and said with a sly smile: "Have you ever masturbated? If you have, then I will never call you a brat in the future."
"Masturbation?" Lin Wendao was silent for a moment. Lin Wendao had never heard of this unfamiliar word before, so he asked Lin: "What is masturbation? How to do it? It's a way to find a way."
When Lin Mu heard this, he burst into laughter. After a moment, he suppressed his smile and replied calmly: "Come on, come on, brother, I'm in a good mood today. I'm here to explain to you what masturbation is and about masturbation."
All kinds of knowledge about airplanes, listen carefully, this is very powerful, of course, it may not be suitable for a young lady like you."
"You have to know that masturbating is a very advanced technique." Lin Mu said with a serious face.
"Is it a secret of martial arts?"
"Well, it can be understood that way." Lin Mu touched his chin and said slowly: "It has a history of eighteen hundred years. It is estimated that it has existed longer than Zhuri Villa."
"Seriously!" Lin Wendao immediately became excited upon hearing this. Purple light flashed and a shadow immediately appeared in front of Lin Mu.
"The moves are divided into left and right hands, and different hands will have different effects."
The left and right hands have different effects. Lin Daowao searched through all the secrets of martial arts moves in his mind and couldn't find any similar to it. He was immediately in awe and said sternly to Lin Mu: "I didn't expect you to know such a magical thing.
It seems that you are not completely useless. Well, please tell me in detail how powerful this move is and what are the specific differences between using it with the left and right hands."
"Well, hey, power? Hum hum, I'll scare you to death if I say it! With a wave of one hand, the heaven and earth were shaken, the wind and clouds changed color, and hundreds of millions of gods were instantly annihilated." Lin Mu glanced at the person he was listening to.
Lin asked with an excited face, laughing in his heart, paused and said: "As for the specific effect of the left and right hands you mentioned, I don't know. I also heard what others said."
"Hey, don't look at me like this. Although I know this move is very powerful, I really don't know what the different effects of the left and right hands are." Lin Mu looked at Lin asked and stared closely at him.
Looking at himself, he said calmly: "Actually, I have never masturbated. As you know, this move is extremely powerful. I can't bear to kill hundreds of millions of creatures at once. Besides, this move is quite harmful to the body."
"Hmph." Lin Wenwen stared at Lin Mu for a while and said slowly: "What if you use both hands at the same time?"
Ah, Lin Mu looked at Lin asked in a daze, and then laughed wildly, "Oh, this is using both hands at the same time. This is a forbidden move, not something that ordinary people can learn to use, but in my estimation, using both hands at the same time
It’s enough to stand out from the crowd.”
"Then you know how to masturbate?" Lin asked looking at Lin Mu expectantly.
"This... this, oh, how do you want me to answer it?" Lin Mu nodded shyly, "A little bit."
"Didn't you say you've never been beaten?"
"Hungry, just because you haven't fought before doesn't mean you don't know how to do it." Lin Mu curled his lips and said, "Just like you know a lot of magical moves, but you may not have used them all, it's the same reason."
Lin Mu thought for a moment, then stared at Lin Mu for a long time, and for a long time, he faintly uttered two words in his mouth, "Teach me!"
Did I lead the young lady into trouble? After all, I relied on other people’s bodies to survive. Lin Mu looked at the purple shadow in front of him and asked nonchalantly: "Are you sure? This move is very harmful to the body.
, you are just a remnant soul, I am afraid of you..."
"Hmph! What's the point? I, Lin Wendao, have been making a living by martial arts since I was a child. I have used martial arts to prove my Tao, so I named myself Wendao! I can die in the martial arts, even if I die! Besides, it is such a powerful move." Lin Wenwen said.
He replied disdainfully.
"Hey, okay, I'll teach you!" Lin Mu sighed and said, "Come on, let's take out the right hand first, and then..."
"Wait a minute!" Lin Wendao suddenly interrupted Lin Mu and said proudly: "I, Lin Wendao, can't be compared to others!"
Lin Mu looked at Lin Qing, whose eyes were shining brightly, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What next?"
"If you want to learn from the best, there is no need to teach me if your left or right hand is inferior."
"So, you want to..."
"Hands!" Lin Daodao replied loudly: "I want to learn to masturbate with both hands!"
Well, Xiao Zhengtai is really awesome. Lin Mu bit it and said firmly: "I'll teach you!"
After a while.
"You...you bastard!" Lin Wendao angrily pointed at Lin Mu and cursed: "You can do such a dirty move!!"
"Hey! We are familiar with each other. If you do this again, I will sue you for defamation." Lin Mu said angrily: "You are not the one who wants to learn to masturbate with both hands. I did it for you. If you hadn't seen
I won’t do it because I occupy your body. You think it’s easy for me? This is your first time.”
"What?! Is such an obscene move what you call the secret of martial arts? A forbidden move? One move will surely kill hundreds of millions of people?" Lin Wendao stared at Lin Mu coldly.
"Is this still a secret? How many people do you think can do this? Won't there be billions of floating corpses once shipped?" Lin Mu straightened his clothes and said: "Besides, don't talk about whether it is filthy or not, this body
It’s not yours yet.”
"You...you are playing tricks on me, you bastard, I...I will fight with you." Lin Wendao was so angry that he threw himself at Lin Mu, but he was already a part of Lin Mu's soul.
Lin asked, rushing to Lin Mu and tickling him.
Xiao Zhengtai felt that his quality was not up to par, and he shook his head helplessly, "Calm down, everyone has to experience it once. Look at me, today I used the sky as my quilt and the earth as my seat, and I took the first flight in my life.
, although it was not successful, it was still an experience.”
"You...you...I..."
"Don't mess around, you two should learn from me." Lin Mu rolled his eyes and said, "You little brat should be more polite."
Lin Wendao looked at Lin Mu angrily, wishing he could immediately pull Lin Mu's soul out of his body and beat it to pieces.
"Hmph! I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, you are really a waste! Listen up, in three months' time, in the junior competition, if you enter the top three, that's fine. If you fall out of the top three, huh, then I will die with you.