"It's not what you think." Prince Yama looked at me and said with a sly smile.
"What's that?" I looked at Lord Yama.
"This is not my body." Prince Yama said calmly, "Don't you have something called an inflatable doll in this world? I asked someone to help customize it."
The young master burst out laughing when he heard this, and I also had the feeling that I couldn't help laughing. This Lord of Hell said with a serious face that his body was an inflatable doll. I'm afraid he didn't know what the inflatable doll was for!
"Brother Yama, you are so interesting!" The young master laughed and stood up, reaching out to hang his hand on Lord Yama's neck. As soon as he stretched out his hand, Lord Yama dodged it.
The face of the Lord of Hell was not very good, so I said to the young master: "He is the Lord of Hell after all, please give me some face. The Lord of Hell doesn't like to be touched."
"I just want to check to see if it is made of the same material as the inflatable doll. Speaking of which, if the snake spirit eats it, will the snake spirit suffer from indigestion?" The young master's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of some good idea.
, he came to my ear with a sneaky look and said, "Say, if that snake spirit wants to come over to eat later, how about we let that snake spirit eat the King of Hell first? Isn't he an inflatable doll? I'm sure he'll eat it.
That snake spirit can tolerate it, he probably won’t have the appetite to eat us by then!”
The sly smile on the young master's face attracted the eyes of the Lord of Hell. His eyes were like two rays of frost, making us feel chilled all over.
"This is also a body of flesh and blood." Prince Yama said calmly. The implication was that he was also a human now. Would it be too cruel to feed snakes?
"Even if you are just an inflatable doll, I can't bear to feed you to snakes." I glanced at the Lord of Hell, then at the young master and said, "I think we should find a more reliable way, even if we are prepared to fight.
The measures are fine, but you can’t just wait to die here, right?”
"It's just like what you said. The most powerful thing about Mr. Long is the death struggle. What the old Mr. Long said is absolutely right." The young master raised his eyebrows and looked at me, and the unknown thoughts in his head came out and came to my side.
He said in his ear, "But what do you mean you can't bear it? Oh oh oh, I understand. This Lord of Hell is indeed long and thin, and he is prettier than women. It is reasonable to fall in love with him."
, but if this is the case, Old Master Long’s idea of holding his great-grandson in his arms will be hopeless, and he is still a ghost."
The young master looked at me ambiguously in a long tone, and then glanced at the Lord of Hell.
I slapped the young master directly on the back of the head, "Is your head full of tofu? Do you want me to clean it up for you? Don't impose your own crooked thoughts on others!"
The young master was slapped by me and ran around covering his head. He kept saying that I had become more and more violent recently and was so petty that I couldn't even make a joke.
I thought to myself, are jokes so good? In front of me is the serious Lord of Hell. My life is still in his hands. If he is not willing to drag me directly to the eighteenth level of hell, then I have so many
Not all of my sins were in vain. The courage I had worked up for so long was no longer needed. What a pity.
"Next time you joke, remember to find the right person!" I said.
The young master rolled his eyes and looked at me. After being hit by me, he woke up a little, and then asked: "Then what should we do next?"
"Catch snakes!" I said.
"Catch snakes?" The young master gave a thumbs up and said with approval, "This is a good move! Okay, let's do it this way. We have many tools, but I don't believe that we can't make a trap to deal with that little snake."
Broken snake. Speaking of which, do you still remember that we were called snake killers when we were children? At that time, you could buy a lot of money for catching a snake. No, the money was even more expensive at this time! I still remember, we caught
After the snake, let Lao Wang sell it, and the money earned every time will be enough for us to buy a lot of delicious food!"
I frowned as I listened to the young master's words. There seemed to be a few scenes of catching snakes in my memory, but they had long been blurred. I just heard my grandpa mention that when I was young, I grew up with the young master, and he would often
The two of us were sent to the countryside to be looked after by relatives. During the days in the countryside, I liked to play around with the young master, catching frogs today and snakes tomorrow. Let Mr. Wang next door sell these things in the restaurant.
You can get a lot of pocket money.
After the young master talked about the past, he turned to me and asked, "But that snake is indeed a bit big, so I don't have the confidence to deal with it."
"You've even pierced its mouth, and you're still afraid that you won't be able to kill it? It's just a temporary measure for us to leave us here," I said.
Thinking that our backpack has never left our bodies, I feel very lucky. There are many necessary things in the backpack, including food and so on. In addition to these, I brought a lot of talismans, plus some tools, and so on.
Putting the pieces together, even if the snake cannot be killed, it may be possible to trap the snake.
The young master understood what I meant. We each took out our bags and rummaged through them. It was too troublesome to hold a flashlight, so I took out a miner's lamp and held it on my body. The young master followed suit and said: "This
It doesn’t look very good, but it’s pretty good to use!”
"Nonsense, otherwise I would ask you to prepare this thing!" I glanced at the young master and said, "Hurry up, stop being wordy, I don't know when the snake will come back."
"There's no rush. Didn't that little broken snake say that it's not yet in its feeding period and it will take two or three days to arrive? We're not in a rush." The young master said while turning over things, and then glanced at the Prince of Hell with a look of contempt on his face.
He said, "Aren't you going to do something? Didn't you say that you are also made of flesh and blood? Do you want to taste what it feels like to be swallowed by a snake?"
The Prince of Hell raised his eyebrows and looked at the young master with slightly narrowed eyes with a hint of danger.
The young master glanced back and said, "What are you looking at? Am I wrong? Since you, the Lord of Hell, want to swallow the snake essence into your stomach for fun, then you should have a taste of it!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't help." Prince Yama walked to my side and frowned, "What should I do?"
He was clearly asking someone else, but he didn't look like he was asking anyone. I've never seen anyone as arrogant as him on a boat. Even when he lowered his head, he still looked aloof. But that's how he looked.
It's impressive. The Lord of Hell is the Lord of Hell. His aura is different from that of ordinary people.
But if you ask me how to do it, I don’t know. What I’m best at is improvising. Now, apart from knowing that we need to take down the giant snake before it eats us, I really don’t know what to do.
, we can only find out the useful tools first, and then analyze the specific situation in detail.
"Let's see what is useful. Find it out first, and finally plan how to deal with the talking snake." I said while turning over the things.
"Useful things?" Prince Yama looked like he didn't quite understand. He imitated me and started to turn over the things spread out on the ground.
The ground is covered with all kinds of necessary supplies, simple but necessary medicine, lighting tools, some necessary tomb robbing tools, a small amount of explosives, food and the talismans I prepared.
The Lord of Hell reached out and brushed the things on the ground. There was nothing that satisfied him, and then he shook off my backpack. I was about to say that there was nothing in the backpack, but it suddenly fell out of the backpack.
Here comes a pistol.
It was a Type 54 pistol. I was stunned for a moment and looked at the young master. I did not ask him to prepare such a thing. It is still difficult for us to get real guns and live ammunition. I don’t understand what the young master is doing.
How can a legitimate business have such a thing as a pistol?
"Where did you get it?" I asked, looking at the pistol that Prince Yama picked up and looked at with interest.
I have already made the young master fall into the mud, and I don’t want him to get into more trouble. Even if it is a forbidden thing, I don’t want it to appear in the hands of the young master even in the uncontrolled mountains and wild forests. If the young master does it for me,
I don't want to see if I get this thing outside and cause trouble when I go back.
"Why are you so nervous? When you come out, you always have to bring something for self-defense. Lin Sheng gave this to me, don't you know?" The young master said as if he was not surprised, he took out the gun on his body and said
, "I think this thing should be useful if it encounters any wild beasts, so I brought it. But I don't know if it will be effective against that big snake."
The young master said with a look of regret, "I should have known that I would have tried it before, but I was just using the knife and forgot that I had this thing on me. Speaking of which, this is the first time in my life that I have touched this thing. It feels really good, doesn't it?"
"
The pistol was rotated in various patterns in the young master's hands, like a glass ball in the hands of a clown, full of temptation.
"You mean, Lin Sheng gave you the gun?" I stood up and looked at the young master. Lin Sheng gave it to the young master. How could it be possible? "When was it given to you?"
"You gave it to me when you asked me to prepare the equipment. Speaking of which, it was Tuo Linsheng's blessing that he got it so quickly. Why didn't you know? I thought it was Old Master Long who knew what you were going to do, so he got it early.
It's ready!" The young master looked disapproving and started to pose with the pistol, looking as if he was getting carried away.
But at this moment, I just feel that my thinking is getting more chaotic. How could Lin Sheng give the young master a pistol? The young master found me in City H. Lin Sheng should have gone back by that time. I clearly remember seeing Lin Sheng riding in the car with my own eyes.
The plane left. Moreover, after that, when the young master and I set off, I made a special call to Lin Sheng. On the phone, Lin Sheng didn't show anything, and he still looked innocent to the point of stupidity.
Although Lin Sheng has always been with my grandfather, he knows less about my grandfather than I do. My grandfather is a man who is good at acting alone. The most Lin Sheng does is to help take care of the business in my grandfather's shop.
How can you get something like a pistol?
But if my grandfather ordered Lin Sheng to do all this, it would not make sense. My grandfather had obviously disappeared at that time. Even if it was arranged before my grandfather disappeared, could it be that my grandfather predicted that this would be the case, so he