Lord Yama looked a little sad when he calmed down, which made me laugh.
He is the king of hell, he is the god in charge of human souls, he can control people's life and death, he can do whatever he wants, but he is actually sad. Is this feeling sorry for the dead?
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After the young master took a nap, he asked me what time it was and whether it was time to take action.
I looked at the special watch in my hand. It had been almost ten hours since we were caught in this hole. Since we didn’t know when the snake spirit would come in, we made preparations as early as possible.
"Let's do it." I said after thinking for a moment.
"What should we do? Do you have an idea?" the young master asked while picking up the things on the ground.
"I don't know." I glanced at the young master and said. While the young master was sleeping, I had already thought of n kinds of plans, but none of them had a 100% chance of dealing with the snake spirit, and in the end they might even hurt myself.
, so they were all denied by me. I also checked the entire stone chamber. The stone chamber was extremely strong. I don’t know what the walls were made of. I couldn’t knock off any debris with a hammer, so I’m sure that even if it is
Using explosives is of no use. The stone door is the weakest part of the entire secret room. The material of the stone door is relatively soft and is not as integrated and indestructible as the things on the sides and above.
I looked at all the tools we had, and in the end the only ones we picked out were explosives, pistols, and a few of my talismans.
Although I brought a lot of talisman papers this time, most of them were used to protect against zombies. I basically still remember the talisman papers that Yubo asked us to draw last time. I have a naturally sharp intuition for things like talismans.
It can be said that I have a photographic memory. Before I came out, I asked the young master to prepare things and made a big stack according to the gourd. Before I came out, I always had a bad premonition that I would encounter zombies.
Talisman paper is light, so I brought some extra just in case, and put them in a waterproof bag as a precaution.
Naturally, the talisman for catching zombies cannot be used on the head of the snake spirit. The only ones that can be used on the head of the snake spirit are a Samadhi True Fire Talisman and three thunder and lightning talismans. However, I thought of the thunder and lightning that struck the snake spirit's head before.
The snake spirit didn't react at all, but it almost burned the young master. I still put the thunder and lightning talisman away. Only the Samadhi True Fire Talisman can deal with the snake spirit.
"That snake spirit's body is as hard as if it's wearing an iron sheet. I think we have to deal with it and focus on its eyes and mouth. It would be great if the explosives could still pass through its belly." The young master said again.
He was whimsical and looked at the Lord of Hell ambiguously and said, "I say Lord of Hell, your real body is just an inflatable doll anyway. Otherwise, if you bring explosives into the snake spirit's belly and light it on fire, you will sacrifice this body. When the time comes,
When you go out, how about we prepare a hundred of these inflatable dolls for you?"
Lord Yama glanced at the young master and said nothing. His cold eyes told us that he had no interest in entering the snake spirit's belly.
I said to the young master: "Now is not the time for joking. Think about whether there is any way. Aren't you very flexible in your mind?"
"Flexibility is used for being clever. I don't have the ability to deal with this big snake." The young master frowned and said, then patted me on the shoulder again, with a very credible look, "But don't worry, even if it is
If you are really going to be eaten by a snake, you can't count on that stinky King of Hell. I will also find a way to protect you. At worst, I will bring an explosive bag into the belly of the snake spirit and blow it up. I won't
I believe it can even eat you."
The young master said it easily, but he looked like he was going to sacrifice for me, which made me feel really uncomfortable.
Sometimes I find that I look strong on the surface, and I can still fight against the King of Hell, but often, I am protected by those who are not as good as me. What am I capable of, and why should I?
Being protected by them. Why should the young master take grandpa's words so seriously? Just because that man bought such a sword and even risked his own life to protect me.
Or is it because of the affection between us? To be fair, even if I am really in danger, I will not help my friends without hesitation. Even my most important brother may die because of hesitation.
I missed the opportunity to save someone, so I never dared to make any promises to anyone, but the young master promised me like this. He said it so lightly, but you can hear the firmness in the words.
"You are really a lucky person." Prince Yama raised his eyebrows and looked at me, "Why are there so many people helping you?"
"I think so too." I glanced at Lord Yama and said.
"People who are friends with Mr. Xiao Long should also be lucky people. Don't you think so, Prince of Hell?" The young master hooked my neck and looked at Prince of Hell, "Master of Hell, don't you plan to do something to help?"
"I can't help you much." Prince Yama looked like an otherworldly person, picked out a slender finger and turned the gun in his hand, then fiercely held the gun in his hand and fired at the stone door.
After that, he said, "In return, I am on your side."
The young master yelled, "Don't you know that bullets are more precious to us now than food! Oh, if you don't eat, of course you don't know how precious food is to us."
"I know." The young master was interrupted by the Lord of Hell before he finished speaking. The Lord of Hell pointed the gun in his hand at the stone door coldly and said, "I was also a human once... although I don't remember when.
It’s okay, but I know food is very important to humans!”
"Knowing that you are still like this?" The young master gritted his teeth as he looked at the gun in the hand of Lord Yama.
I said, "He can't shoot, so there's no need to worry."
The King of Hell just looked like he was taking aim, but he didn't pull the trigger.
Looking at this weird and unusual Lord of Hell, I don't know how he behaved when he was not the Lord of Hell, and why he went to the underworld to become the Lord of Hell.
The young master also saw that the King of Hell did not fire, and he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Since you are on our side, it is the best. Since you have been a human being, you have some ideological consciousness. Let's work together to create a better future.
, you also know the consequences of being swallowed by a snake."
The King of Hell looked at the young master coldly and said nothing, but carefully observed the gun in his hand, "What do you call him?"
"Pistol." I said.
"A gun? It's a good thing." Prince Yama said, "I haven't been here for tens of thousands of years. I didn't expect that humans are quite interesting. It seems that they have created many incredible things."
The young master and I ignored the Lord of Hell, and after a final discussion, we decided to hang explosives on the top of the stone door, causing the giant snake to open its mouth, and let the explosives fall into the giant snake's mouth, and then I would use the fire charm to induce it.
Burn explosives. The snake spirit's mouth is the most fragile. I don't believe that our explosives can't damage his mouth.
Of course, when the explosives fall into the mouth of the snake spirit, we must also find a way to escape from this stone room. Otherwise, even if the snake spirit is killed, we will all die tragically together, so the final struggle will be meaningless.
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I glanced at the Lord of Hell and said 3a, "Can you still fly?"
"Of course." Prince Yama replied without raising his head.
"Since you are on our side, then do as I say." As I said this, I saw that Prince Yama's expression did not change at all, but he slightly raised his head and looked at me. I continued
He said, "When the time comes, the young master and I will escape from the left and right sides of the snake spirit. You will be the first to fly to the top of the snake spirit's head to distract the snake spirit. It is best to lure him to open his mouth and get the explosive into his mouth."
How about here?"
"Where are the explosives?" Lord Yama looked at me and agreed with my plan.
"Since you agreed, it's up to you to choose the explosive. There are two methods. One is to put the explosive on the stone door. As long as the snake spirit raises its head and makes it open its mouth, we can try to break the explosive rope and let it fall.
Another option is to hold explosives in your hands and throw them into the snake spirit's mouth. It's your choice."
"Give it to me." Prince Yama chose the latter and directly took the explosive in his hand.
I said: "When the time comes, you just need to throw the explosive into the snake spirit's mouth and leave the lighting of the explosive to me. I will seduce him."
The King of Hell did not speak, but nodded in agreement, and then looked at the explosive bag. To this Lord of Hell, everything about us seemed to be very strange. He was obviously very interested but his face was indifferent, which made people feel uncomfortable.
I think it's funny.
Keeping in mind that the Lord of Hell is now a human being, I said, "Your body will also be injured now. You should weigh it yourself and try to be careful."
The Prince of Hell looked at his body, straightened some creases on his red clothes, and then said: "I am very satisfied with this body, and I will never let it have any stains."
"A man still cares about whether something is stained or not. I think you should change your shabby clothes. They are so inconvenient to move around. They are loose and about to fall off. There are all grown men here, and there are no women.
To seduce you, why can't you put on your clothes?" The young master glanced at the Lord of Hell and said, "Wearing clothes depends on the occasion. What kind of clothes should be worn on what occasion? That red wedding dress of yours
, I’ll wait until you get married. Can’t you change into something neater?”
Lord Yama looked down at his own clothes, then at our clothes, with a bit of disdain in his eyes, "Ugly."
I'm not surprised at all that the King of Hell would spit out the word "ugly". One look at the way this King of Hell is dressed, I can tell that even if he is not a sissy, he is still a man who loves beauty. He is probably even worse than Hua Bubai.
, is a complete replica of Hua Bubai, who likes gorgeous and trendy clothes, likes to use high-quality cosmetics, and feels that men should dress themselves up like women.
After meeting people like Hua Bubai, I understand why there are so many neither-male nor female people in the world. No wonder men wearing makeup have become a trend.
When I think of men wearing skirts and heavy makeup, my scalp goes numb. What on earth is going on in this world?
Fortunately, Lord Yama and Hua Bubai love beauty, but they don't make people feel numb. Hua Bubai is a bit girly, but she is already pretty and pretty, and her girly looks are just right.
, wearing ancient clothes, she is more charming than a woman, so it looks pleasing to the eye. Although I am also born as a man, if someone like the young master puts on that outfit, I will never be able to stand it, but that outfit
In the case of Lord Yama, it seems to just complement his temperament, and there is a feeling that he belongs to him.
This should be a characteristic of people. Everyone has a different personality and different dress. After finding your own style, even if it is unique, it will be very pleasing to the eye.
The King of Hell has no intention of changing his clothes, and the young master has no clothes that the King of Hell can change into, so even if he has an idea, there is nothing he can do.
I was afraid that the two of them would quarrel, so I intervened and talked about the battle plan after the snake spirit arrived.