Fatty never expected that even the man he thought was a madman was also a master.
I didn’t know that Kyuubi had such a bad temper, and I didn’t know that Kyuubi, a vixen, didn’t know what a policeman was, so he couldn’t easily offend him. He didn’t have time to stop him, so he only saw Kyuubi kicking the fat man’s crotch.
department.
The speed could only be described as lightning fast. He couldn't see anything clearly. He only felt a gust of wind blowing his hair, and he saw that Kyuubi's legs had retracted.
I don’t know the purpose of Kyuubi kicking Zhou Wanli. It may be to save me, or it may be because he saw Zhou Wanli pointing at his head, which means that there is something wrong with Kyuubi’s brain, so he took revenge###
, but it is certain that the current Kyuubi was blacklisted by the police in front of him in an instant, and the one who was unlucky along with it was me, who didn't understand anything about the situation.
As the fat man screamed, the policeman on the opposite side screamed vigorously and reflexively raised his pistol. There were two very orderly columns of people, one column of guns all pointing at Kyuubi. Facing a beautiful woman, there was no weakness in his legs.
He was soft-handed and serious, as if he didn't like women. On the other hand, all the guns in the other column were pointed at my head.
I thought to myself, if you shoot at the vixen, the vixen can snort and destroy all your guns, but if you shoot at me, I won't have my head blown.
I originally wanted to have a good talk with these policemen, but after Kyuubi made such a fuss, it seems that I have also been blacklisted!
Fortunately, Liu Yigang is the chief of the police station, and the boss is the boss, which is very unusual. When he saw his younger brother being kicked, he asked me without changing his expression: "Which hospital did he come from? I remember this is not a lunatic asylum.
Do you know him or did you just break in?"
Looking at Liu Yigang's calm expression, I was extremely worried that Jiuwei's kick would directly hit Liu Yigang's crotch.
It was as late as it was said, but it was so fast. Before I opened my mouth, Jiuwei's legs had already kicked towards Liu Yigang. And before my mouth was closed, Liu Yigang used miraculous speed to sideways
Sheng dodged the long-lost attack, and even reached out to grab a pair of long-lost white and slender wrists at the same time.
In an instant, the fox, as nimble as a rabbit, could no longer move and glared at Liu Yigang fiercely.
I hurriedly explained: "Liu, Director Liu Yigang, right? In fact, this is a beautiful misunderstanding. This girl is my cousin. She has been practicing martial arts since she was a child. Now she is a sidekick actor. She was originally filming. When she heard that I was hospitalized, she came here specially.
The person who came to see me forgot to change out of her costume. There is nothing wrong with her brain, she just has a little bit of uncontrollable violent tendencies. She can't stand it, so don't worry about this little girl." I was full of words.
I make up random things and feel that I can become a storyteller.
"Yeah?"
"Yes."
Liu Yigang was still a little skeptical, but he had already let go of Kyuubi.
I pulled Jiuwei to my side and whispered: "Be careful, the other party is the police. If nothing happens, you can go to my grandfather's place. By the way, give him a message, saying that you are helping the police handle the case."
Jiuwei glanced at me a few times, then at Liu Yigang, asking me with his eyes to make sure nothing would go wrong with me, then he left with a cheap long skirt and a cold face.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Rather than going to the police station myself, I was more worried that the vixen would go crazy and suck all the energy out of these policemen. Isn’t that how it was shown on TV? Then I would really
There is no way to argue.
Zhou Wanli said that his boss was too unkind and let the woman go after he was kicked.
I said: "It's your honor to be kicked by a beautiful woman. I just kicked someone there once."
"It's not the first time I've fucked you. I'm so lucky!" The fat man said with a few sighs. It seemed that the force used by Nine Tails was a bit too strong. The fat man was still covering his crotch, and his face was wrinkled. I was really worried.
If the fat man's words are useless, will he ask me to accompany him? I can't afford to pay for such an important thing.
I thought it wouldn't be too late, and I happened to be in the hospital now. In order to save me the trouble in the future, I said straightforwardly: "If the kick is serious, go to the doctor for a few stitches. I will pay for the medical expenses. The doctors in this hospital are very skilled."
It’s good and won’t leave any scars.”
"Didn't he lose his memory? His mouth became poorer and his tongue became smoother?" Zhou Wanli looked at me and said puzzledly, then turned his head and said to Liu Yigang, "Boss, I think you can tear it apart to see if there are any traces on his face.
Wearing a human skin mask.”
"Do you think that when you see a beautiful woman in costume in a costume movie nowadays, you think everyone is wearing a human skin mask?" I said angrily.
I have this kind of character. Although I am serious in my daily life, I also like to make small jokes. People who have limited time live one day at a time. Therefore, I am pursuing a petty bourgeois life, a happy life, and a carefree life.
Being at ease, living how you want to live, hiding your worries, being quiet is also a way to live, being playful and smiling, never being serious is also a way to live. No matter how you live, it is life to me. I have many personalities.
Change, I don’t think it’s surprising that Zhou Wanli said that his personality has changed.
When I thought about getting to know them, I was probably serious.
I am not a particularly exaggerated person. I can make small jokes and smile playfully sometimes, but most of the time, I may look more like an artistic young man, with a bit of deep sadness on my face, just pretending to be cool.
Such prudery.
Without further chatting in the hospital, I was carried away by two policemen. Although it was just a show, it was really ugly. Everywhere we went, the doctors and nurses were staring at us.
Occasionally I heard two nurses whispering to each other that they must be in the most underworld, no wonder there are such terrible wounds on their shoulders.
There were also a few good doctors who would say a few words that patients should not be taken away casually.
But the doctor who came out to speak either swallowed his saliva and choked himself to the point of being speechless, or after finishing speaking, he ran to the toilet and locked himself up. What he did was even scarier than seeing a ghost. Even Liu Gang reached out to dig out
I didn’t take my ID card out of my clothes several times.
That sounds exactly like what a little nurse said: The big man has a gun in his hand, and he's pulling it out now!
Then the journey became smoother. Everyone hid against the wall, trembling and escaping from the police escorting me.
I also heard the little nurse who asked me for a signed photo of Kyuubi saying with a sad face that this patient is really pitiful.
I feel that my current situation is really funnier than watching a joke. At that moment, all the eight hundred policemen have become gangsters. I sat in the car with joy and looked at Liu Yigang, who was sitting on my left, and said, "Why are you so murderous?"
It’s amazing. Before you became a police officer, you were on the street, right?”
Zhou Wanli on the right heard my words and said cheerfully: "How do you know? You really know us so well."
"Isn't it?" The world is really so dark. What I casually said actually came true. How can the people live?
"I'm kidding you!" Zhou Wanli's cold joke made me fall straight into the glacier.
The corners of my mouth twitched, and I was dying. Zhou Wanli is such an unpredictable person. Have I really known these two people before? How do these two people cooperate? One is as serious as a piece of wood, and the other is not.
A gangster.
The car was driving on the road, and I looked sideways out of the window, but because there were people sitting on both sides, no matter how I looked outside, I would catch a glimpse of a face. What I saw to the left was Liu Yigang's resolute face.
Looking to the right, I saw the fat man's unappetizing face, so I finally gave up and looked at the outside world.
I originally wanted to see if the world outside had changed drastically since I had forgotten so many things. Since it would be a bit unsightly to look back, I gave up completely.
Liu Yigang asked me: "How did you lose your memory? Do you really not remember anything?"
"You are stupid, I have lost my memory. How do I know how I lost my memory? I know that when I open my eyes, everyone I see knows me, but I don't know them. This includes not opening my eyes but
I saw you guys." I shrugged and said.
"You look very calm, don't you want to get your memory back?" Zhou Wanli asked me.
"You will always remember it when you should remember it. This memory is not a coin. It fell on the ground. As long as it didn't roll into the sewer, you might still be able to see it if you look for it. It's invisible and the doctor can't even pick it up.
There's no way, I'm not a professional, and I can't catch you." I said resignedly. I just have an advantage, I can quickly accept everything, and I don't give up. Speaking of which, I have to thank the King of Hell for his training.
, I should say thank you to Lord Yama next time I see him. How can I cultivate such calmness in me? He has really worked hard.
"Hey, you are really thinking about it." Zhou Wanli turned his head and looked at me as if he were looking at a creature from an alien planet. He felt that I was particularly weird and needed to study it carefully.
I don't really like looking at Zhou Wanli's fat face. Looking at the trembling flesh, I think my stomach will turn. Although in a sense, if there are people who can appreciate it, there are also people who can appreciate it.
I think such a fat man is actually quite cute, but I am not the one who appreciates fat men. I turned to look at Liu Yigang directly, and did not intend to argue with the fat man about whether he remembered it or not, but asked: "You said before that I would help you."
Have you ever caught zombies? Real or fake?"
I have heard of zombies but have never seen them before. If I really caught a zombie and succeeded in catching it, I would be called a weirdo.
What I am more curious about now is how I catch zombies. If I know how to catch zombies, next time there is a zombie disaster, I can join in the fun and make some money. After all, there is never too much money.