"Welcome, sir, to our future dream mall, where you can choose the items you want. During the promotion period, all our products will be available for free!"
"Take it!"
"Mr. Zhang, this is not nonsense!"
Zhang Xiaoxian was very surprised. What was going on? Could it be that this woman is a real person? How could he hear me? This is really funny.
"How can you hear me?"
I only heard the beauty looking at the computer screen say: "Mr. Zhang, I am your shopping guide number 1239. You are the 10 billionth customer in our mall, so you can write a dream list and we will definitely realize your dream for you!"
"
"Dream list, you heard me right, I have a lot of dreams!"
Zhang Xiaoxian did have many dreams. When he was a child, he wanted to be a policeman, but in the end he did not become a policeman and became a salesman. When he was a child, he wanted to be a writer, but in the end he became a salesman. When he was a child, he wanted to be a star, but he was too ugly.
His acting skills were not up to par, so he had no choice but to become a salesman.
Just listen to the beautiful shopping guide say: "It doesn't matter, as long as you have a dream, we will help you realize it!"
Zhang Xiaoxian thought that this was not a scam. How could others help him realize his dream? Why not play tricks on this shopping guide? Anyway, she is quite beautiful. Although she is a robot, she can finally talk to him. This
It's much better than watching those movies.
"Is it really possible to wish for anything?"
"Yes!"
"Well, the first thing I want you to do is take off your clothes!"
The beautiful shopping guide said a little shyly: "Sir, are you sure!"
Zhang Xiaoxian smiled with a mean look on his face and said with a smile: "No way! I knew it: no way!"
At this time, the beautiful shopping guide said gently: "Sir, if you really need it, we will definitely help you make it happen!"
She slowly took off her top, Zhang Xiaoxian opened his eyes wide, and the penis was about to come out. When Zhang Xiaoxian saw the shopping guide's two big breasts, his nerves immediately became tense, and there was movement down there.
Zhang Xiaoxian was fascinated by the shopping guide showing off her coquettish posture on the computer. But the most important part was still not visible.
So Zhang Xiaoxian is looking forward to it.
"Keep taking it off! Take it off!" He said so hard that he almost drooled.
"Sir, don't be impatient! Let's take our time, okay? I'll play a song for you! This will make the rhythm more rhythmic!"
Zhang Xiaoxian was so excited that he could hardly speak. This was the first time he saw a woman take off her clothes for him. Although this woman was not real, she could hear him speak, which was much better than an inflatable doll.
When the performance was about to reach its climax, the woman stopped the performance and quickly put on her clothes. Before Zhang Xiaoxian could react, he wiped the saliva from his mouth.
"Sir, I'm sorry! Our time is limited, because you are one of our 10 billion guests, so you have such special care. So, sir, do you have any other wishes? If not, please close the door in one minute.
Get off the computer page and rate my service!”
Zhang Xiaoxian is still a little skeptical.
There is such a free lunch in the world. Besides, I didn’t call it a dream just now. I do have a very beautiful dream, which is to open a palace and raise beauties. Yes, I can just play with her like this.
Zhang Xiaoxian does have such thoughts. It is the thought of a normal man. Of course he has it. And it is enough to daydream about it.
"Have you really achieved everything?"
"Sir, as long as you say it, we will definitely help you realize it!"
"Okay! I want to open a palace to raise beauties!"
The shopping guide said seriously: "Sir, we have recorded your dream, and we will complete your order as quickly as possible! Now please answer my questions. We will record it in detail!"
"Mr. Zhang, what type of girlfriend do you want? Pure? Charming? Coquettish?"
Zhang Xiaoxian scratched his head and said that this was very interesting. He often fantasized about what his girlfriend would be like.
"Pure!"
"Mr. Zhang, is your ideal girlfriend clingy? Or a little clingy? Or not clingy at all!"
"Well! It's a bit clingy!"
"Mr. Zhang, when your ideal girlfriend is at home with you, is she very sexy, or a little sexy? Or not sexy at all!"
Mr. Zhang muttered: "This is really fun! Isn't it very coquettish to be too sexy? I can't stand it, it's not sexy at all? What's the difference between that and a dead person!"
"A bit coquettish!"
...
"Mr. Zhang, we have recorded all the answers you gave us, and we have made detailed records. Next, please write down the type of your ideal girlfriend in detail!"
Zhang Xiaoxian looked at the computer page and a message interface popped up, which said "Your ideal girlfriend type and your requirements"
Zhang Xiaoxian felt that it would be boring to be idle anyway, so he might as well seriously think about what kind of woman he should find.
He started typing on the computer:
1. The most important quality of a woman should be kindness, and filial piety comes first. How many miserable men in the world are suffering from the hostility between their wives and their own mothers?
If the girl who is going to be my wife dares to ask me, "Who do you save first if your mother and I fall into the river?" I will pass her by. This is not human talk at all!
2. Virtue, this is an eternal female virtue.
3. Be knowledgeable and courteous. This is a requirement of the new era for women to keep pace with the times.
4. Thoughtful and tasteful. Being thoughtful makes her disdainful of interfering in other people’s gossip. She has always been an "insulator." Having good taste enables her to express her own style with originality.
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.8 She doesn’t have excessive material desires. My girlfriend should be able to ride in a BMW car and ride a bicycle; she should be able to live in a five-star hotel and not mind a camping tent. Only by enduring hardship can she become a superior person.
9. Refuse to indulge in feasting and entertainment, and don’t be overly enthusiastic about the opposite sex.
...
Zhang Xiaoxian actually wrote dozens of large and small items in one breath, but he didn't pay much attention to it and just regarded it as a kind of entertainment.
"Okay! Mr. Zhang, we have recorded your needs and we will meet your wishes as soon as possible. Now please close the page and rate my service! Thank you!"
He smiled, just as a joke. He wanted to take a bath, but unfortunately found that there was no shower gel.
That's all, I can only wash it down with water.
But the domineering landlady has already cut off his water supply, and even cut off his electricity if the guarantee is not complete. This is not the first time that the landlady has done this. Zhang Xiaoxian knows that if there is no money to give to the landlady this time,
, then he probably doesn’t have a place to live anymore. What should he do then? He cursed loudly: “Fuck, fuck! Damn you fat man! I curse you to kill your whole family!”
At this time, he received a phone call.
The screen of the mobile phone shows an incoming call from "Bitch Boy Spring".
The reason why Cheap Man Chun is called "Cheap Man Chun" must be because of his meanness. Cheap Man Chun's original name is Wang Jianchun. He is Zhang Xiaoxian's good gay friend and is still unmarried. But one thing is better than Zhang Xiaoxian, that is, there are countless "broken shoes". There are many
Women were confused by his seemingly clear eyes and went to bed with him. But after the bitch got the chance, he changed his face and refused to admit it. He was single because he wanted to better break out new shoes. This
The one time he went to see Zhang Xiaoxian, there must have been nothing good going on.
The first thing Zhang Xiaoxian said when he answered the phone was, "Damn! Your mother still thinks of me!"
The playful laughter of the mean boy Chun came over the phone, "Brother, I don't think anyone else will think of you, a bastard like you!"
What the mean boy Chun said is right. He and Zhang Xiaoxian have known each other for eight years, been classmates in college for four years, and worked together for four years. The eight-year relationship is real and not false. No one can replace the eight-year relationship between gay friends. Today, mean
The boy came to Zhang Xiaoxian just because he wanted to have a drink with this good brother, eat some food and find some women.
"You are there now. Do you miss me? You almost miss your sister!"
"I just want to introduce a few girls to you today. Let me tell you, they are all student girls!"
The cheap laughter of Shi Nao Chun came over the phone, and Zhang Xiaoxian knew that Shi Nao Chun only wanted to see him for one thing, and that was to play.
So for him, it's nothing more than spending time with this good friend and having fun.
"You're still a school girl, you're the only one who thinks of me after you've been broken!"
"I don't have to break it even if I want to, haha, these student girls don't look at their young age, I tell you they can serve people! It's so cool! Haha, where are you now? Don't worry, I'll drive to pick you up now
!”
"Can I be there at home?"
"Okay, okay! Open the door! I'm at your door!"
"Fuck! You bastard Qiuqiu!"
"Haha, open the door, open the door!"
When Zhang Xiaoxian opened the door, a tall, handsome and high-quality man stood upright in front of Zhang Xiaoxian. What a shameless boy!
The reason why the bitch boy is bitch is entirely due to his mentality towards women. He always plays with women, whether it is for love or to have fun. In his eyes, it is just fun, so people who know him give him the name of bitch.
The name is Nan Chun. But sometimes Zhang Xiaoxian doesn’t call him like that and just calls him, Fa Chun, Sister Chun!
"Great Immortal!"
"Sister Chun's arrival is too far away to welcome you!"
The mean boy Chun hugged Zhang Xiaoxian, and Zhang Xiaoxian poked his butt with her hand.