After entering the door, Lin Yu said bluntly: "Give me some laxative!"
"The harder the better!"
Hearing this, the boss was stunned!
The harder the better!
But the customer is God, so the boss immediately went to the counter to find some medicine.
"This is the most powerful laxative in our store, but it's a bit expensive," the boss said after taking the medicine to Lin Yu.
"It doesn't matter whether it's expensive or not, what I want is good results!" Lin Yu said lightly.
I saw the boss immediately patting his chest and promising: "This medicine is absolutely effective!"
"It only takes half a piece at a time, and it can fly down three thousand feet. I don't know how much paper there is in the toilet!"
"I usually tell patients to divide one piece into four halves!"
"Are you sure?" Lin Yu asked.
"Sure, it will be effective within half an hour. If it doesn't work, come to me and I'll compensate you ten percent!", the boss said with great confidence.
"Okay!" Lin Yu said, seeing the boss like this.
Then I paid two hundred and bought a whole box.
Lin Yu felt a little heartbroken when he walked out of the pharmacy. If there wasn't a Chinese medicine store nearby, there would be no need to buy this western medicine!
Back outside the Miniso Premium Hotel, Lin Yu ground the laxatives he bought into powder.
But for a while, Lin Yu didn't know what those old dogs were going to do.
I heard Kurosaki Ichiro cursing and wanting to eat Japanese food on the surveillance camera earlier.
I just don’t know if it’s made in the hotel or if I order takeout.
After pondering for a moment, Lin Yu turned on his phone and searched for Japanese food.
There are not many Japanese restaurants in Shangjing. The nearest one is only five kilometers away, and the next one is more than ten kilometers away. If you order it, it will take at least an hour. If they see it when they arrive, they won't order it!
Take a gamble?
This thought came to Lin Yu's mind.
Anyway, it was okay to be idle. Seeing the behavior of these old dogs at noon made him angry, so Lin Yu decided to take a gamble.
However, Lin Yu still called the hotel first, pretending to book a long-term room, and then asked if the hotel would serve Japanese cuisine.
The answer he got was that he wouldn't do it, which made Lin Yu ecstatic. He then found a reason to say that he must eat Japanese food and hung up the phone.
Now let’s bet on whether this group of old dogs has the highest score or the latest one!
After starting the car, Lin Yu drove towards the nearest Japanese restaurant.
Arriving at the Japanese restaurant closest to Miniso Premium Hotel, Lin Yu ordered a few meals and sat in the store.
Carefully stare at Ichiro Kurosaki in the video surveillance.
A few hours later, Kurosaki Ichiro was seen cursing and picking up his cell phone.
Ichiro Kurosaki's words were translated into the headset, and Lin Yu was immediately overjoyed.
This kid has eaten the least and is so hungry that he can’t stand it anymore!
"Tai Shang Laojun is as urgent as the law, order from this place, order from this place!" Lin Yu muttered silently in his heart, and looked through the perspective at the Minions takeaway order printing machine.
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Ding! Minions have new orders, please check as soon as possible!
Then I saw a large meal ticket slowly coming out of the machine.
Lin Yu looked at it and called him a good guy, he ordered so many!
There are more than twenty kinds of things on it!
And the location written on the order is exactly Miniso Premium Hotel!
After taking a few deep breaths, Lin Yu calmed down the excitement in his heart, but his mind was already imagining the appearance of those old dogs flying down three thousand feet!
It took nearly half an hour for the store to prepare all the dishes listed on this order.
And the minions are already waiting in the store.
Seeing the minions carrying the dishes out, Lin Yu hurriedly followed.
Just as the little yellow man was about to get into the car, he was pulled back by Lin Yu.
"What do you do!", the minion suddenly became angry.
From the accent, he is from Liaodong, which is a great feeling!
What a sweetheart, Lin Yu thought to himself.
Then Lin Yu said: "Brother, are you from Liaodong?"
"What are you going to do? Don't stop me from running the order. It's going to be timeout!" The minion said with a Liaodong accent.
Immediately, Lin Yu took out a thousand yuan in cash from his body.
"Brother, do me a favor!"
Looking at the wad of banknotes, the minion showed a puzzled look, and then said warily: "What's the big deal? You say it first!"
"The order you ordered is from Sakura Country. I bought some laxatives and I want to put them in!" Lin Yu said.
"Damn it!", the little yellow man rolled his eyes at Lin Yu and said.
Seeing that the Minion was about to start the car and leave, Lin Yu quickly stopped him, stuffed the thousand yuan in his hand into the Minion's clothes, and then took out his mobile phone.
Pointing at the group of Sakura people on the surveillance camera, he said, "Brother, look, I really didn't lie to you!"
"This is your single customer!"
"Have you forgotten the tragic situation in the three provinces of Liaodong?"
"Don't you have any national sentiments as a Chinese?"
As he talked, Lin Yu himself became excited.
Recalling that after the three provinces of Liaodong were invaded and people were used for experiments, the minion became angry.
"Are you sure?", the Minion looked at the two men in kimono on Lin Yu's phone and asked doubtfully.
"Sure, I swear on my ancestors!" Lin Yu raised his right hand and said.
"Okay, what do I, a man from Liaodong, have to be afraid of? The worst I can do is quit. It's crowdsourcing anyway. No matter how many years I have to squat, I won't be able to make things easier for them today!", the minion said excitedly.
"Don't worry, I'll be responsible for anything that happens!" As he said that, Lin Yu took out his ID card and gave his phone number to the minion.
Lin Yu originally planned to take action if this guy didn't agree anymore, so he let the minion be confused for a while and put the laxative in first, but he didn't expect that this Liaodong man was really a sexual lover!
Then the two of them sprinkled the laxatives inside in full view of everyone.
Then the minion got into the car and drove towards the Miniso Premium Hotel, and Lin Yu also got into the car and followed behind.
After a while, the two of them arrived outside the Miniso Premium Hotel.
The little yellow man gestured OK to Lin Yu's car and walked in with the takeaway.
Lin Yu also looked at the monitoring on his mobile phone excitedly.
Damn you, I let you pick and choose, so you have such a good time.
Lin Yu believed that the little yellow man was really aroused by his own emotions, which could be seen in the eyes of the little yellow man!