For ten days, Tang Monk and his party were stranded in the daughter country.
Because Tang Monk drank water from the Zimu River, his belly grew bigger and bigger.
It was only ten days, but it was like being pregnant for ten months and she was about to give birth.
"Doctor, it must be very painful to give birth."
Tang Monk said with fear on his face.
It was difficult for him to walk while holding on to his lower back.
Because the belly is so big, the entire belly is exposed to the air.
If he hadn't had a man's face, everyone would have mistaken him for a woman who was about to give birth to a child.
"Elder Tang, don't worry."
"This imperial doctor is also a midwife, ensuring that the elder will be able to give birth to the baby smoothly without causing too much pain."
The imperial doctor said with confidence.
"hehe."
"As of now, that's all it can do."
“I don’t know what kind of monster it was, but it was so evil that it destroyed the abortion water, causing this poor monk to be in such misery!”
Tang Seng's face was full of reluctance, but he was helpless.
"hey-hey!"
Laughter kept coming from the door.
During this time, the canopy and roller blinds laughed at him a lot.
When a man gives birth to a child, it is the first time for them to see it, so it naturally feels fresh.
For this reason, they tried their best to keep the empress out, fearing that the empress would accidentally poison Tang Monk to death.
Just in case, Tianpeng and the two of them also checked the food sent by the daughter country one by one.
It wasn't that they were worried about Tang Seng, but they had never seen anything so fun before, and they became very playful for a while.
"Extra number, extra number!"
"Shocked! A high-ranking monk from the Tang Dynasty actually gave birth to a child out of wedlock. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?"
In the palace, the cry of children suddenly came from the palace.
"what's the situation?"
Canopy pricked up his ears and listened.
The roller blind is even more direct, appearing next to the child in a flash.
I saw a little girl with pigtails holding a stack of gray papers, which were densely filled with words.
The headline is what the little girl shouted just now.
"Child, I will ask you, what is this thing called?"
Roller Shutter asked gruffly.
Hearing the sound, the little girl turned around and glanced at the rolling curtain with her big, watery eyes.
I didn't feel scared at all.
"Sir, this is called a newspaper."
"One copper coin, do you want to buy it?"
The little girl answered skillfully.
It seems that he is very used to dealing with this kind of problem.
"newspaper?"
"interesting."
"Buy one and check it out."
Roller Blind immediately took out a copper coin from his waist and threw it to the little girl.
I took the newspaper but didn't read it in a hurry.
"I will ask you again, who created this newspaper?"
Roller Blind asked again.
The little girl frowned slightly and hesitated.
"hehe."
"No need to worry, I'm just curious."
"If you answer me truthfully, these five taels of silver will be yours."
As he spoke, he took out another silver ingot and waved it in front of the little girl.
"All right!"
The little girl seemed relieved, grabbed the silver ingot and said:
"It was founded by a big brother who looks like a monkey."
"It was also he who taught us how to distribute newspapers."
Hearing these words, the roller blinds froze for a moment.
"us?"
"That means the monkey found a lot of people to help him spread the news?"
After saying this, the little girl nodded.
The roller blind suddenly grinned.
Then, he turned back to Canopy, the smile on his face not diminishing at all.
"Your benefactor is so interesting."
"Although I don't know why he wanted to spread the news that Tang Monk had given birth to a child."
"But I can already predict that the Buddhist clan's face after knowing this will be very exciting!"
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Lingshan.
Daleiyin Temple.
"Asshole!"
Tathagata was furious, and the facial features on his big face were twisted into a ball.
A pair of eyes burst out with a terrifying cold light.
The Buddhas had never seen the Tathagata so angry, and they knew that something terrible must have happened.
"I am Buddha."
"What happened to make you so angry?"
Guanyin was puzzled.
After the Tianhe River was opened, she was ordered by Buddhism to stay in Lingshan and shut herself up to think about her mistakes.
She is not even allowed to go back to Putuo Mountain.
Avalokitesvara is fully aware of her fault and accepts the punishment obediently.
They were just released today, and before they had time to check on the situation of Monk Tang's journey to the west, he saw Tathagata getting very angry.
"Haha, what's the matter?"
"Guanyin, you have arranged a good thing."
"Jin Chanzi is pregnant with a child and is ready to give birth to that evil creature!"
The Tathagata's old face is like black coal.
"What?"
Guanyin's face was full of astonishment.
Not only her, but all the Buddhas were in an uproar.
Tang Seng is going to have a baby?
This is an unheard of strange thing.
If Tang Monk was really allowed to give birth to that evil seed, Buddhism would be completely disgraced.
"It happened."
"I will go to the Daughter Kingdom right now and kill that evil bastard!"
Guanyin said eagerly.
"it's useless."
Tathagata shook his head and sighed:
"I have found out that Tang Monk gave birth today."
"Even you are already too late."
If he had even the slightest chance, he would never sit in the Great Leiyin Temple and argue.
However, he was unable to understand such a big matter in advance.
It's really puzzling.
Guanyin also noticed something strange, but couldn't figure it out.
"The secret of heaven has been blocked again. Could it be that there is really a saint involved in this matter?"
Guanyin's face was solemn.
All previous movements related to Sun Xiaosheng have been blocked.
Now it's Tang Seng's turn again.
And it can prevent the quasi-sage from seeing the secrets of heaven. Only the saint can do this kind of heaven-defying method.
"This matter is already related to the rise and fall of Buddhism and whether the journey to the West can continue."
"I have decided to contact the Second Saint of the West to find out who is behind the scenes!"
"Such a big loss, I, the Buddhists, can't bear to swallow it!"
Tathagata was really angry this time.
Without waiting for the Buddhas to propose, he had already decided to inform Jingyin and Zhunti.
Once you get in touch with the Second Saint of the West.
With their unscrupulous behavior, these two men will inevitably intervene in the Three Realms at all costs.
But Tathagata no longer cares about that much.
As a disciple of Buddhism and a man, Tang Sheng gave birth in the land of women.
Such scandals have plunged Buddhism into the abyss.
Not to mention the Three Realms, I'm afraid the entire prehistoric world is waiting to see Buddhism's joke.
Tathagata cannot swallow this breath.
"I should think twice!"
An old voice came.
Then, on a lotus platform, there was a stooped, bald old man on his back.
The red cassocks studded with precious stones were even more numerous than before.
Even though his breath was deliberately restrained, it still made people feel palpitated.
This person is Ran Deng, one of the three giants of Buddhism.
Ran Deng's identity, whether he was the deputy leader of the Chan Sect in his previous life, or he is now a powerful and reclusive figure in Buddhism.
His cultivation and reputation are far above Tathagata.
Even though Tathagata is the real master of Buddhism, he still has to give Randeng some respect.
His existence is like the Supreme Lord of the Thirty-third Heaven.
Even Tathagata would not dare to offend easily.
"Tang Monk gave birth, which would definitely bring shame on me as a Buddhist."
"But there's not no room for maneuver at this point."
"I am willing to go to the Daughter Country to prevent this catastrophe!"?