Chapter 312: Fool You You Are Lame
"ha?"
Xiao Zuanfeng thought there was something wrong with his ears.
The wandering Taoist priest in front of him actually said that he had the potential to become the King of Shituoling.
Is this a joke?
As long as he has grown up, no one has ever told him that he is so good.
This is how it feels to be praised.
Comfortable!
wrong.
The wandering Taoist priest also said that a disaster would occur in Shituoling.
Could it be the king...
"Ox nose!"
"Speak clearly to me."
"What disaster?"
Xiao Zhuanfeng grabbed Sun Xiaosheng's collar.
If it were normal, Xiao Zhuanfeng's hand would have been gone long ago.
But it's different now.
This is what Sun Xiaosheng wants.
He is not trembling, but he needs Xiao Zhuanfeng to replace the roc.
Because he vaguely felt that the system was very excited.
When he made this counter-plan, the system kept encouraging him to continue.
What does it feel like?
It's that feeling like a big gift package is about to hit your head.
Sun Xiaosheng believes that as long as he successfully completes this plan, the system will directly knock him out with generous rewards.
"Ahem."
"Chief, calm down."
"A poor Taoist is just an ordinary Taoist priest who can peek into some heavenly secrets."
Sun Xiaosheng coughed and pretended to be sad.
Spying on secrets?
Or an ordinary Taoist priest?
Damn it, the preface doesn’t match the postscript.
Xiao Zhuanfeng even felt that there was something wrong with Sun Xiaosheng.
"Whether you say it or not, if you don't say it, I will throw you off the cliff!"
After saying that, Xiao Zhuanfeng picked up Sun Xiaosheng and was about to throw it away.
"No!"
Sun Xiaosheng sighed helplessly, as if he was struggling in his heart, and then reluctantly said:
"That's fine."
"I will risk the consequences of offending the law of heaven, and I will tell you the secret of heaven."
Hearing this, Xiao Zhuanfeng let go of Sun Xiaosheng.
He was sure that Sun Xiaosheng was an ordinary person without any magic power, so he was not worried about his escape at all.
Sun Xiaosheng indeed had no intention of escaping.
He also hopes that Xiao Zuanfeng will help him replace Dapeng.
"A poor man observes the sky at night."
"What about observing the sky at night? It's broad daylight. Are you dreaming about observing the sky?"
"Ahem, I watched the sky last night."
…
Sun Xiaosheng gave Xiao Zuanfeng a hard look and continued:
"Shituoling is shrouded in haze, which is a sign of great misfortune."
"But among the mountains, there is a beam of golden light that shoots straight into the sky."
"It's the reincarnation of the God of War."
"Today, when I met the leader, I realized that the golden light is you, the leader!"
Sun Xiaosheng stared at Xiao Zuanfeng intently.
It was as if he wanted to see through the martial spirit in his body.
In fact, there is no God of War at all.
It was all made up by Sun Xiaosheng.
But Xiao Zhuanfeng succeeded in being shaken.
He pointed at himself and said excitedly:
"Really?"
"Am I actually the reincarnation of the God of War?"
Hearing this, Sun Xiaosheng nodded firmly and said:
"A poor man knows astronomy at the highest level and geography at the lowest level. He knew it five hundred years ago and five hundred years later."
"You can never mistake it."
"The leader is undoubtedly the reincarnation of the God of War."
With his confirmation, Xiao Zhuanfeng completely believed the lie that he was the God of War.
At that time, he jumped three feet high.
He kept shouting "He is the God of War".
I wish I could tell the whole world about this.
"Ahem."
"Chief, don't be happy too early."
"Don't forget, there will be a disaster in Shituoling."
"This problem still needs to be solved by the leader. This is the leader's mission!"
Sun Xiaosheng didn't give Xiao Zuanfeng too many opportunities to be happy.
One word brought him back to his original state.
However, Xiao Zhuanfeng has become convinced that he is the reincarnation of the God of War.
He patted his chest directly and said boldly:
"Don't worry, Mr. Niu, with this reincarnation of the God of War here, Shituoling will definitely be able to avert danger."
"However, I still need to ask sir for the specific disaster that will happen!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng looked at Sun Xiaosheng eagerly without any doubt.
"well!"
Sun Xiaosheng raised his eyes and looked towards the top of the mountain.
He said with a deep expression:
"There is a big demon on the top of the mountain at Pindao Temple."
"And where the haze gathered, it formed a big bird that covered the sky and the sun."
"Pindao watched it all night last night and finally remembered the name of the big bird."
"It's called the roc."
"And the disaster in Shituoling came from this big roc!"
After some guidance, he directly connected the disaster with Dapeng.
After hearing this, Xiao Zhuanfeng was stunned on the spot.
"You're talking nonsense!"
"Dapeng is the king of my family. How could the king of my family harm Shituoling?"
"You are so awesome, how dare you slander my king."
"I will take you to see the king right now and let him kill you!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng pulled Sun Xiaosheng to go up the mountain.
"leader!"
Sun Xiaosheng said solemnly:
"Don't you know yet?"
"The leader of your family is not a monster at all, but a Buddhist roc."
"He is Tathagata's uncle!"
As he spoke, Sun Xiaosheng pretended to hate iron, and pulled Xiao Zuanfeng away.
He sighed and said:
"I have long known that the goblins in Shituoling do not know the true identity of your king."
"You were deceived by him!"
"The reason why Dapeng gathered a hundred thousand goblins and settled in Shituoling was simply not to make a living."
"It's for giving heads to Buddhism."
"Buddhism is based on killing demons. One hundred thousand demons are one hundred thousand merits."
"How could Buddhism miss such a good thing!"
"The bad omen of Pindao Temple must be that Buddhism is about to attack Shituoling."
"And you are just tools used by Buddhism to accumulate merit!"
He spoke so earnestly about conspiracy theories that he made Xiao Zuanfeng dizzy.
Combining the true and false identities is enough to make the little demon who is not very smart completely lose his faith.
Sun Xiaosheng looked at the distracted Xiao Zuanfeng and knew that his deception plan was successful.
"thump!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng suddenly knelt down and begged:
"Please sir, teach me!"
How could a simple-minded little demon like him understand so much?
Seeing that Sun Xiaosheng was an expert, I could only ask him for advice.
And this will also be Sun Xiaosheng's last step.
"Since you asked the question sincerely."
Sun Xiaosheng recited a very familiar line and said:
"The poor Taoist only has one piece of advice to impart to the leader."
"Rise up!"
After saying that, he turned around and disappeared.
"Old fairy!"
Xiao Zuanfeng was stunned.
Sun Xiaosheng's last move disappeared into thin air, completely dispelling Xiao Zhuanfeng's last doubts.
For people like them who have just transformed into human beings and fairies.
Those gods who come and go without a trace are all legends.
What's more, Sun Xiaosheng has always pretended to be an outsider.
This has once again deepened the confusion.
a long time.
Only then did Xiao Zuanfeng regain his composure.
Then he glanced firmly at the top of the mountain.
He immediately took long strides and ran towards the mountain.
After that, the news spread throughout Shituoling that Dapeng was Tathagata's uncle.
In just half a day, almost all the fairies in Shituoling chose to rise up.
And they raised the banner of “getting rid of the Buddhist lackeys”!?
This chapter has been completed!