Look, what I’m saying is that today’s bandits are very smart and know how to hide underground.” Yan Ruocheng said in a low voice.
"I know you are awesome." Huang Chenling said boringly.
The two of them hid in the bushes on one side and observed the entrance of the den of thieves.
Originally, Huang Chenling was dragging Yan Ruocheng away, but halfway there, they happened to find a few bandits heading back to their den.
Yan Ruozhen ignored him and instead pulled him, following a few bandits. He followed him here to wait for the opportunity and think about how to get in.
"We might as well knock out one or two people and use their clothes to pretend to be bandits to get inside." Yan Ruozhen's idea was too simple.
Huang Chenling knocked her on the head and said: "Is there something wrong with your brain? Just because our skin color is so fair and your stature is so short, you can recognize at a glance that we are not their partners. Unless you recognize us, we are not their partners."
What a fool."
Yan Ruocheng dipped his fingers into the dirt on the ground, smeared it on the side of his face, and said: "We have all come here, why are we retreating now? Anyway, I bet that this bandit is simple-minded and careless.
. They didn’t even find the wallet that Xiaoxuan and the others dropped. Now they ask us to follow them here again.”
"The problem is that we don't know how many people are inside. After all, they have knives on them. We have nothing to lose. If we are discovered, how will we escape? No matter if they are simple-minded or careless, they are not allowed in." Huang Chenling still disagreed.
"Why are you so timid? You were never like this before." Yan Ruocheng said.
"It's just a war. If you fight too much, I speak from experience. Don't act rashly." Huang Chenling grabbed her hand and stopped her from moving.
While the two of them were discussing outside, the female bandit leader had already played Shangguan Moxuan until she was exhausted.
"It's just that he looks pretty, but his physical strength is so poor." She patted the side of Shangguan Moxuan's face.
Shangguan Moxuan now knows how scary the woman in front of him is. He feels sore all over and doesn't want to pay attention to her.
"You should rest."
She kissed his forehead and went out.
Came to another room, where the injured Western soldier was kept.
Walking to the bedside, I reached out and touched his handsome face. The Western soldier was in a coma and has never woken up since he was caught.
She walked from the bed to the cabinet, took out a brocade box, and took out one of the golden elixirs. Then she went to the bed, sat down, chewed the golden elixir herself, and put it into the mouth of the Western soldier.
. Use your finger to lightly scratch his Adam's apple, causing him to swallow it in response.
"Chief, we have captured another man and a woman. One of them can be considered a handsome man, but I see that he is older than you." A short mountain bandit came in and knelt down to report to her.
"Put the people in jail first and let them do whatever work they need." She ordered.
"Yes." The dwarf bandit heard the order and went out to deliver it.
"Go in!" The bandits imprisoned Huang Chenling and Yan Ruocheng. The two of them made too much noise outside just now, and finally said, "Sew all these socks and old shoes with holes. If you can't sew them, they can't."
If it's good, don't even think about having food!" The bandits piled three large baskets of smelly and dirty socks and old shoes in front of them. The smell was so strong that it attracted many flying insects that loved the smell.
"That's unreasonable! You actually want me to sew these dirty socks!" The dirty socks in front of her immediately irritated Huang Chenling, and she stood up angrily to yell.
"Are you very dissatisfied now? Don't think that wearing a suit of armor means you don't have to do hard work. If you are caught by us, you have no conditions to discuss with us and remove the armor from your body!" Two large knives were pressed against his neck.
"I won't take it off!" Huang Chenling said stubbornly.
"I'll ask you again if you can take it off?" Two big knives had already cut two bloody marks on his neck.
"Two handsome bandit brothers, please don't be impulsive. He is not in his right mind. Don't argue with him." Yan Ruozhen quickly stopped and said.
"Why do you say I'm abnormal?" Huang Chenling became even more angry.
"You are the only one who says you are normal because your brain is abnormal. Shut your mouth!" Yan Ruozhen took out a small needle and secretly pricked his dizzy point. Huang Chenling fainted in her arms.
"Brothers, as you can see, he suddenly fainted because of something wrong with his brain," Yan Ruocheng said.
The bandits looked at each other and asked questioningly: "Are you lying? He is wearing a general's armor, so he must be an elderly general."
"Have you ever seen an elderly general walking in the mountains with no troops but only a weak woman? Don't you think it's strange?" Yan Ruozhen slyly misled their thinking.
"It's really strange, then why is he wearing a suit of armor on the mountain?" the bandit continued to ask.
"He just has a brain problem and was left to fend for himself in the mountains by his family. I am the servant responsible for taking care of him. So that's what happened." Yan Ruocheng explained very reasonably.
The two bandits were stupid in thinking and were fooled by her into believing that this was the truth.
"Turns out he is a fool with a brain problem. You take off his armor and give it to us." The bandit mocked, and Yan Ruozhen took off Huang Chenling's armor.
Naturally, Yan Ruozhen didn't want Huang Chenling to lose his protective armor, so he said deceitfully: "I'm afraid that if I take off his armor, I will infect you with skin diseases."
"What kind of skin disease is contagious? Do you also want to get a knife?" The bandit didn't believe what she said and put the knife against her neck again.
"I'm telling the truth. He has ringworm on his body. If you don't believe it, just take a look!" She took off Huang Chenling's boots, revealing his instep covered with ringworm. The patches of herpes extended to his toes, which looked like...
It was disgusting and made people feel goosebumps. Moreover, his feet were stifled and smelled bad.
"Wow! Don't move it! It's disgusting!" The bandit took a few steps back in fright, and quickly locked the prison. Then he warned, "Remember to wash your hands before sewing socks and old shoes. Then
There is a bucket of water next to it." After saying that, the two people hurried away from the cell. They were afraid that the ringworm would crawl on them.
"Oh, thanks to this smelly ringworm, I scared them away." Yan Ruozhen vomited helplessly.
An hour later, Huang Chenling woke up from her coma. When she woke up, she saw that she had begun to slowly sew socks.
"Why did you make me faint?" he asked as he got up.
"If I don't knock you out, your neck will be scratched deeper." Yan Ruocheng said.
Huang Chenling touched her neck. Yan Ruocheng had already applied medicine to him and bandaged it. Although it was just a little skin injury, she still treated it with caution, so the bandage was a bit exaggerated. His neck seemed to be circled now.
It looked like a white scarf.
"Is my neck seriously scratched? It was bandaged so thickly." Huang Chenling asked in confusion.
"I accidentally tore my own clothes too much, so I bandaged them more exaggeratedly so as not to waste the fabric I tore off. Just treat it as keeping warm." Yan Ruocheng explained casually.
"What are you sewing? Stop sewing. It's dirty and smelly!" Huang Chenling said.
"If you don't sew, you won't have food for a while. Aren't you hungry?" Yan Ruocheng said.
"Shouldn't you be thinking of ways to save people now? You're still in the mood to think about eating." Huang Chenling asked.
"You will have strength only when you are full. Anyway, we haven't eaten anything good in the forest these past few days. At least the bandits will give us food to eat." Yan Ruocheng said.
After another two hours, the bandits arrived with food.
"Come here and get the rice." Just two bowls of coarse rice with gravel in it.
"That's unreasonable! How can people eat like this? Even if they eat plain rice, there are also gravels! Even dogs won't eat it!" Huang Chenling started to get angry again when she saw the two bowls looked like dog rice.
"Oh, you madman, if you have food, you can eat it. If you don't eat, go crazy." The bandit said sarcastically to him.
"Who are you calling crazy? You are the crazy one!" Huang Chenling cursed fiercely.
"Stop arguing, let's eat. Save yourself the trouble." Yan Ruozhen picked up the two bowls of rice and put them aside, then pulled Huang Chenling back.
"What kind of food are you eating? Even dogs won't eat this kind of rice with sand and gravel." Huang Chenling said with confidence.
"You can eat it by picking it with your hands. You are not afraid of biting gravel. When I was a child, there was a drought in the village and the harvest of bitter melon was not good. I had to eat rice. There were no vegetables to eat the rice. My naughty brother took sand and sprinkled it in the rice.
She said it tasted better. Later, when my father found out, he forced us to eat all the rice with sand in it and not to waste food." Yan Ruocheng talked about the past while eating.
Huang Chenling was stunned when she heard this, and stopped her from talking. She said in a rude voice: "I have a question that I have been wanting to ask you for a long time. Why do your hometown only grow bitter melons? Isn't it possible that there are no other species?
Vegetables?"
"I have told you one of the reasons before. The second reason is that the people in the village are too superstitious. An ancestor passed down a saying: bitter first, then sweet. If you abide by this saying of your ancestors, you will only plant bitter melons. And
The price of bitter melon is relatively high, and merchants in the city come to order it, so I specialize in growing bitter melon." Yan Ruocheng said with a smile.
"Listen to what you said, I'm glad you didn't turn into a bitter melon face. If you like to eat, you should also eat my share." After hearing what she said, Huang Chenling didn't want to eat even more.
"I'll feed you a bite. If you don't eat, you won't have the strength to escape." Yan Ruocheng picked up a ball of rice and brought it to his mouth.
"No, I feel sick when I see your hands now. You forgot to wash your hands!" Huang Chenling stepped back and said. Because Yan Ruocheng just finished sewing the smelly socks and hasn't washed her hands yet.
Start grabbing food to eat.
"Hahaha, if you eat like this, a serious illness can become a minor illness. Just try to build up your resistance." Yan Ruozhen said desperately. She turned her head and felt nauseous. She was so disgusted by herself that she really forgot to eat it.
handwashing.
"Come here, bring some tea! I'm very thirsty! Can anyone hear me? Hello!" Huang Chenling looked at her and shook her head, then stood up and called someone, asking for a pot of tea to wash Yan Ruocheng.
Rinse your mouth.
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