Yan Zhenzhen took a kitchen knife and confronted the mother of Lieutenant General Long Dong. That day, she originally made an appointment with Lieutenant Long Dong to elope to the next city, but before leaving, she still felt unconvinced. In the end, she changed her mind and wanted to go with him.
Mom, let’s have a test.
"You, what do you want to do? Who do you want to chop with a kitchen knife?" The old lady hid behind the deputy general Long Dong and asked.
"Mom, it's obvious that she wants to kill you. You are always sandwiched between us and want to separate us. She won't want to kill you anymore." Lieutenant General Long Dong said jokingly, scaring his mother.
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"What are you talking about? I want to compete with her in cooking." Yan Zhenzhen walked over and said.
"Competing cooking skills? Why should I compete with you?" The old lady stood up and asked.
"You keep saying that you are good to your son and choose a wife who is suitable for him. Then this wife's qualifications should also have the same demeanor as you did when you were young. She can go out of the living room and enter the kitchen. I am going to compete with you in cooking.
If you lose to me, it proves that you don't have the qualifications, are you afraid of me?" Yan Zhenzhen mustered up the courage and said arrogantly.
"I'm afraid of you. Huh, don't let me step on you. You've bribed the person who tasted the food. No matter how you cook it, that person will definitely say it's delicious." The old lady said disdainfully.
"Mother, let me try the food. And you can just go to the roadside and find a few people to come in, and then add servants of your own choice to taste the food. That will be fair and fair." Lieutenant General Long
Dong gave her an idea.
The old lady thought to herself that none of the servants in the courtyard dared to vote for her. Once a few servants pretended to be passers-by, they could win the competition in one go.
"If you lose, will you stop pestering my Long Dong?" the old lady asked.
"Yes. But if you lose, you are not allowed to stop me from being with Long Dong." Yan Zhenzhen said.
"Okay." The old lady agreed. She had a wishful thinking in mind. Even if she lost, she would not admit it.
Half an hour later, the venue was the garden of another courtyard. Except for Lieutenant General Long Dong, the people who were trying the food were all hooked up with the old lady.
Deputy General Long Dong pushed the wheelchair to Yan Zhenzhen's side, pulled her aside and said, "Are you sure? My mother obviously found all the people to help her."
"I'm not sure. I just don't accept it. She always says that I can't compare to the rich girls who are dating you. So I just want to compete with her. So what if I lose? If there is no written evidence, I will just default on it." Yan Zhenzhen
said.
After hearing this, Lieutenant General Long Dong was speechless. He patted her back, supported her, and said, "You have to be more serious. Don't cook anything unpleasant for me to taste."
"Hehe, I will try my best." Yan Zhenzhen smiled and said.
The competition required cooking three dishes within the time of one stick of incense. The ingredients for both of them were the same. However, the old lady had someone deliberately select some bad-hearted melons and put them on Yan Zhenzhen's side.
Lieutenant General Long Dong stared at Yan Zhenzhen, feeling helpless. He didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd.
Both of them immediately made winter melon stew because it was Lieutenant General Long Dong’s favorite food.
Yan Zhenzhen cut open the winter melon, and there was a black heart inside. She slightly glared at the servant beside her who was preparing the ingredients. The servant whistled as if he couldn't see it.
She slowly selects and cuts out the good parts. Even if the parts are good, it doesn't mean that the flesh of the melon is not bitter. In short, cooking with bad-hearted winter melon already has the upper hand.
The old lady smiled evilly on the opposite side and slowly cooked the food proudly.
Yan Zhenzhen was not affected by her and concentrated on making her own dishes.
Time passed minute by minute.
The two have finished three dishes.
Yan Zhenzhen makes black bean and winter melon soup, stir-fried potatoes with black bean, and steamed salted fish with black bean. After eating these dishes, your mouth will be salty.
The old lady made normal dishes, including winter melon and lean meat soup, stir-fried vermicelli with potatoes, and steamed tofu with eggs.
"What are you cooking? Do you want to eat up my Long Dong's stomach?" the old lady said sarcastically, looking down on the dishes cooked by Yan Zhenzhen.
"If it's cooked, how can it ruin his stomach?" Yan Zhenzhen shot back.
The servants share their dishes for the judges to taste, and then vote to decide who wins.
As a result, it was almost revealed that except Long Dong who voted for Yan Zhenzhen, everyone else voted for the old lady.
"Hahaha, you lost, are you convinced that you lost?" the old lady said.
"Who says I lost? Although my cooking is not delicious, aren't your poisoned dishes any worse than mine?" Yan Zhenzhen said casually.
"What are you talking about? How can what I cook be poisonous?" The old lady had not finished speaking. Those who had tried the food behind suddenly covered their stomachs and looked uncomfortable.
Lieutenant General Long Dong also covered his stomach and said, "Mother, I have a stomachache too. Are you really not poisoning me?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I poison you? Besides, you ate what she cooked first and then what I cooked. Why do you only say that I poisoned you?" said the old lady.
"They haven't tasted what I cooked at all. Maybe they just looked at it and didn't taste it. They just didn't vote for me." Yan Zhenzhen pointed to the plate on their table. All the portion she cooked was still on the plate.
Above. Those people obeyed the old lady's instructions and were not allowed to eat Yan Zhenzhen's cooking. The fraud was too obvious.
The old lady was immediately speechless, and everyone who had tasted the food ran to the toilet, including Lieutenant General Long Dong.
"Old madam, do you want to hold this competition another day?" Yan Zhenzhen said.
"If anyone wants to compete with you again, get out! You are not welcome here!" the old lady said in an angry tone.
"What are you getting out of? I'm going to see if Long Dong is alright. He seems to have eaten a lot of what you cooked." After Yan Zhenzhen finished speaking, he quickly slipped away.
The old lady was so angry that she threw her crutch.
In the toilet.
Lieutenant General Long Dong used the energy from his Dantian to force the poisonous gas out of his body, and the excrement stun the people next door.
One pull lasts for two hours.
Yan Zhenzhen sat in his room, waiting for his return.
The door was pushed open, and he was carried in by servants and pulled to the point where he could not get out of the toilet.
The servants moved him to lie on the big bed.
"Master, you lie down first while we go find the doctor." After saying that, the servant hurried out.
"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much. I can't stop pooping anymore. What kind of poison did you take?" Lieutenant General Long Dong asked in pain, holding his stomach.
"It was your mother who gave the poison, not me." Yan Zhenzhen held her chin, sat at the table, and said with a smile.
"Do you think I will believe it?" Lieutenant General Long Dong said.
"The ingredients were prepared by your mother and I have never touched them. How can I do anything about them?" Yan Zhenzhen said.
"I don't want to listen to your nonsense. Give me the antidote quickly. My stomach is really hurting." Lieutenant General Long Dong said.
Yan Zhenzhen got up, walked to the bed, sat down, reached out to touch his stomach, and asked, "Is it this position that's causing pain?"
Lieutenant General Long Dong nodded and said, "Well, where is the antidote?"
Yan Zhenzhen didn't answer, but took out a small bag from his belt and took out a silver needle.
Lieutenant General Long Dong asked anxiously: "What do you want to do? Don't you want to give me an acupuncture?"
Yan Zhenzhen said: "Be quiet, if I prick the wrong acupuncture point, it will hurt you even more." After saying that, she pressed him down, felt for the acupuncture point, and then slowly inserted a needle.
Lieutenant General Long Dong suddenly felt that the pain in his stomach was relieved a lot.
"Huh? It's effective. How did you learn how to perform acupuncture?" Lieutenant General Long Dong looked at the acupuncture in his belly and asked in surprise.
"I learned from the imperial concubine. If you eat the wrong things, you can prick this acupuncture point." Yan Zhenzhen explained.
"Why don't you just give me the antidote? Why do you need to give me an injection?" Lieutenant General Long Dong felt that she had made a sudden move.
"What's the antidote? I really didn't poison you. You were poisoned because your mother used water containing soaked broad beans to cook it. I saw with my own eyes that a servant accidentally poured the water soaked in broad beans on my side.
In the wooden barrel, I secretly exchanged the package with your mother's wooden barrel. So this was originally poisoned by your mother. I was just passing by." Yan Zhenzhen said slowly.
said.
"Oh, no wonder you don't care anymore. It turned out that you had prepared it a long time ago. Why didn't you tell me? You made me drink the winter melon soup that my mother cooked and drank a whole bowl. It was going to kill me." Lieutenant General Long
Dong said innocently.
"I told you, your mother was suspicious. So I still acted, and I had to do the whole thing. Hahaha, you love to drink the winter melon soup cooked by your mother so much, you are really a filial son." Yan Zhenzhen rubbed his belly.
After the needle was pulled out, he started to have stomach pain again.
"Ouch, it hurts again... I can't help it anymore, I want to go to the toilet again..." Lieutenant General Long Dong held his stomach and tried to climb out of bed.
Yan Zhenzhen held his hands and feet down and said, "I think you should stay in bed and wait for the doctor to come."
"Really, I really want to go to the toilet. I'm not kidding. Stop playing around and help me call the servants in." The servants outside the door had all run away. If she didn't go out and call the servants, she wouldn't know what was in the room.
things.
"Don't scream, you can deal with it on the bed." Yan Zhenzhen not only pressed him, but also pressed his chest with her body, and slowly moved his stomach with her knees.
"Don't, don't be like this, really, please spare me, I'm about to pull it out!" Lieutenant General Long Dong felt like there was a storm in his stomach, and the monster in the huge waves was about to rush out.
"I just want you to have fun on the bed." Yan Zhenzhen had another bad idea in mind.
Lieutenant General Long Dong was about to burst into tears. After struggling for a few times, poof! Poof... the stench came out of his pants. With the stench wafting out, his whole body turned pale as if he had lost his soul.
Yan Zhenzhen let go of him, covered her nose, took a few steps back from the bed, and said, "I'll call your mother over."
"Scared? No! Hey! Stop!" After hearing this, Lieutenant General Long Dong excitedly fell off the bed, causing himself to fall to the foot of the bed, and a few pieces of smelly cake in his pants spilled out. He was embarrassed.
To an indescribable level.
"Very good, let your mother see it like this." Yan Zhenzhen raised her mother's finger to give him a thumbs up, then quickly went to complete her plan. The deputy general Long Dongsheng was left on the ground, helpless.