Chang'an City, the largest city in the world, has a population of one million, and is the capital of the Tang Dynasty, the country of the Supreme Kingdom of the Heavenly Kingdom. The city is extremely prosperous, especially the wine, sex, wealth and energy in Changlefang is the best in the world. Anyone with some spare money wants to come and play in their dreams.
On this day, two men included a group of prostitutes drinking wine in the upper room in the brothel "Chunfeng Building" in Changlefang. One of them was a strong man with a big black hairy chest open, holding a large bowl full of wine in one hand, and touching the half-naked prostitute in his arms with the other, making the woman panting and giggling.
The same was true for another man with an ordinary face, hugging two beautiful women with almost naked upper bodies on their left and right. One of them was toasting the man with a wine glass, and the other prostitute was picking up food for the man. The man also wandered around the two prostitutes like a strong man, making the two women dodge and dodge. On the other side, there were three or four beautiful women making fun of each other, and the whole room was filled with spring light.
"Brother Niu, what's the romantic scene? Is this Chang'an Chunfeng Tower still here? Hahahaha. Come on, let me laugh with you."
"Hahahaha, brother Tai is indeed one of our generation! I, Lao Niu, have you and I enjoyed such a romantic life since my birth? Come on, today you and I will drink fine wine and fight the pink head army for 300 rounds! Let's see which one of you and I will first throw away your armor and escape!"
It turned out that Bo Fu invited Niu Mowang to Chang'an to drink flower wine. Niu Mowang is also a veteran of the flower. He has a wife at home and has a mistress outside. As for the one-night stands, I don't know how many of them are. Bo Fu and Niu Mowang are like the same smell. The two guys hit it off. Either I invite you or you invite me, they can be regarded as a model of drinking and meat friends.
This time, Bo Fu originally invited the Bull Demon King and the Yellow-robed monster to come to Chang'an Hutian and Hutian. The yellow-robed monster recently robbed a wife who was stolen by the village, but was not allowed to come out to do anything casually. Only Bull Demon King rushed to Bo Fu immediately. Bo Fu threw out thousands of stakes of money, and bought a room in the best brothel in Chang'an, and called the open and coquettish pink head to serve him and the Bull Demon King. As for the famous prostitute who wanted to confide in love, he was a no-name.
Lao Niu was originally a kind-hearted person. He used to like to talk to famous brothel prostitutes about his bullshit poetry and sentiments. Now Bo Fu brought him over. This bull was not very satisfied with seeing these beautiful and coquettish pink heads. However, when Bo Fu talked about the yellow jokes on the wine table in later generations, he played small games in nightclubs in later generations, such as "walking birds", "roaming the world", "imperial games", "icy and snowy places" and other yellow games were out of the cage one by one, which made Lao Niu amazed and immediately threw the old and middle-aged literary skin out of the sky.
The two bad middle-aged men were living a lot of money, but they couldn't help but start to do whatever they wanted. They didn't leave the brothel gate for three days and three nights. Finally, Bo Fu saw that the money he had earned from eating black and eating black the previous time was almost the same, so he settled the bill and left the brothel with Niu Mowang.
"The Big Bird King is indeed well-known! It's amazing! Next time I go to Yangzhou to drink flower wine, I will do it! I will bring my second brother, Jiao Demon King, and drink it together! Hahaha, it's really a happy and joyful!" The Bull Demon King laughed and patted Bo Fu's shoulder to settle for a date that would be gone next time.
"Hehehe, Brother Niu Demon King is indeed an old guest in Huajian, a powerful player! He will not fall down for three days and three nights! I admire you! Next time, the group in Yangzhou will definitely force you, an old bull!" Bo Fu shook his head and sighed, and made an oath.
"Hahaha, Lao Niu, I have a profound cultivation level. You little bird king cannot beat me!" Lao Niu also began to brag.
"Brother King of Birds, Lao Niu, I have something to do at home. Next time I go to Yangzhou, Lao Niu will order his servants to notify me. See you in Yangzhou!"
"Okay! I will definitely eat you, the old cow, this time!" Bo Fu replied, watching the Bull Demon King get on the change of the water-blocking golden-eyed beast and go out of the East Gate of Chang'an.
"What else can I do now? By the way..." Bo Fu smiled lewdly, and a golden elixir snatched from Laojun appeared in his hand. A bowl filled with water appeared with a random move. Bo Fu threw the golden elixir into the water, and after a moment, he took out the golden elixir and added a bowl of honey and flour to make twelve dark golden elixirs.
Bo Fu picked up the pill and walked staggeringly towards the Daming Palace in Chang'an.
It was late at night, and the Daming Palace was silent. The imperial guards on duty were still changing shifts outside the palace gate. The little yellow gate and palace maids inside the gate were already asleep. A figure passed through the door and passed the hall in a dignified manner. All the little yellow gate and palace maids wherever they went were sleeping. In the Ganlu Hall, Li Shimin was sleeping soundly with the beauty in his arms. Suddenly, a palpitation made Li Shimin suddenly wake up. Li Shimin was the emperor at the moment, and immediately felt that something was wrong. The inside and outside the hall was quiet. The statues of the two dukes posted outside the door were still hanging there, but there was a man sitting at the table, litting the candles on the table and looking at Li Shimin's book.
The emperor Li Shimin immediately realized that he knew that this man could enter his bedroom silently and was not an ordinary person, so he turned around and gently hit the beauty's neck, so he let the woman fainted from a coma. In case of screaming, the person at the table felt bad.
Li Shimin knew very well that the man had already woken up, so he sat up and said, "Who are you? Why did you enter my bedroom at night?"
"It's true that the emperor is on the way, full of courage! In the Shisuoshan people, their name is not worth mentioning, so it's better not to mention it."
"You are not an mortal!" Li Shimin saw the guards and the little yellow gate and palace maids who were sleeping outside the door.
"Oh, Your Majesty is looking at why the images of the two Dukes in front of the door failed to suppress the sneaky? Haha, the person on this portrait has experienced many battles and is enough to suppress all the sneaky in the world, but it is useless to me. But Your Majesty doesn't need to worry. If a family wants to kill the king, they can do it long ago, why wait until now? To be honest, it's a magic pill for your Majesty to come tonight. I know that Your Majesty often likes to take the golden elixir refined by the Taoist priest, but unfortunately it's mostly useless! Now I'm leaving twelve golden elixirs, Your Majesty can take it by yourself. Note that one person can only take one tablet in one lifetime!" Bo Fu said to Li Shimin.
"The immortal master gave me the golden elixir? Is this golden elixir famous? How effective is the medicine?" Li Shimin was dizzy when he heard the golden elixir.
"This pill was refined by Your Majesty's ancestors in heaven, called the 'Dragon and Tiger Golden Pill'. It's effective, that is, it's just that people can live without illness or disaster. If Your Majesty fights for many years, and his old injuries over the years make Your Majesty live for only 40 years, even if the old man in the underworld extends His Majesty's life for one century, he will not live for sixty years. This pill can guarantee that Your Majesty will live for eighty years, but Your Majesty will never be able to live forever, which is the limit of the man." Bo Fu began to fool Li Shimin, but this golden elixir water can indeed live forever.
Before Li Shimin could ask again, Bo Fu went to a gust of breeze. "Hehehe, let me make a variable for you first. Anyway, how long does Li Shimin live to ignore me and see what fun things will happen!"
Going west, Bo Fu arrived outside the Black Wind Cave. The black bear spirit in this cave is a rare monster with orthodox tradition. You can even talk to the people of the Tao about longevity. This is why this black bear spirit is a bit orthodox. Bo Fu flew over the Black Wind Cave and saw a shiver of Buddha's light auspicious aura below. He knew that something had happened and the black bear spirit was going to be unlucky. However, Bo Fu had no friendship with him, so he didn't remind the bear spirit. He saw that Tang Seng was still fat and fat. The monkey made Bo Fu look at it a few more times.
I saw the monkey who was only five feet tall jumping, without a moment of Ning Ri. Bo Fu's divine eyes could see much farther than Sun Wukong's fiery eyes. "This monkey is indeed big, and a monkey who is five feet tall can indeed be called the Monkey King. I don't know if this monkey brain is delicious in the future. After all, this guy jumped out of a stone and didn't necessarily have meat." After seeing it, Bo Fu turned around and went straight toward the west.