Unfortunately, Shaoyang's potion this time was eaten by the strong black man. The reason why the potion is called a potion is because of its completely unreasonable characteristics - it all depends on who intends to use it.
The beneficiary is determined, so there is absolutely no character other than the guy who took the potion who will fall in love with everyone who wants to use the potion.
Therefore, Shaoyang suffered a tragedy.
Winter Katz, a strong man with a height of two meters and a weight of 125 kilograms. On this day, he was shot in the heart by the golden arrow of Cupid, the God of Love. The charming bald head in front of him, the cute and shrinking expression,
The tall and strong Katz was fascinated by the delicate and thin body of a flower...
Shaoyang saw the spiked coffee being drunk by a black man who looked like a North American grizzly bear. Although he didn't believe that this potion would really be effective, he looked at the black man's eyes as if they were a bull in heat.
Ray of Light. Shaoyang felt a faint pain in his anus inexplicably, and was very panicked in his heart, "Is this potion really effective? It must be a fake!! Maybe it's a veterinary medicine, it's hard to tell!" But this guy is after all.
I found an excuse and ran away quickly.
Shaoyang was walking on the way back to the temple. The street lamp cast his long shadow in front of him. Suddenly, a huge black shadow covered his shadow. Shaoyang looked back in shock -
- He only saw the dazzling white plate-like object in the pitch black... "This? Is this a tooth?" Shaoyang just thought of this and lost consciousness when his head hurt.
When Shaoyang woke up, he found that his butt seemed to be split and it hurt like hell. He seemed to be grabbed by a pair of big claws and lifted up. There seemed to be a huge figure moving behind him. Following the movements of this figure
, Shaoyang's chrysanthemum felt as if there was a red-hot iron bar prying back and forth inside in the endless pain...
No matter how stupid Shaoyang was, he still knew that he had been fucked by that black man... The huge sense of humiliation and pain made this guy scream. "Ah, love, are you awake? Let us get along well...
....." A string of gibbering foreign words burst out, but Shaoyang didn't understand it - he fainted from the pain again...
Bo Fu was also killing time in the store that day with his computer on. Xiao Bai had also been let out by this guy, and he was happily lying by the door gnawing on a big meat bone that Bo Fu had thrown. Suddenly, Xiao Bai stood up.
Bark barking. "Okay, Xiaobai, we are guests. Stop barking and go eat in the garden."
A monk with a ghost-like face walked in. Bo Fu took one look and was surprised: "This master? You look like you have a dead look on your face. It would be better to go home and recite the Purana Sutra as soon as possible." This monk
His walking movements were very strange, as if he was holding his asshole, his thighs were motionless, and he only moved his body with his calves. As soon as the monk saw Bo Fu, he immediately threw himself on the counter. "Donor!! Your potion is so effective! Sell it again."
Give me a trial version. I will succeed this time!"
Bo Fu looked at it for a long time, "Are you... are you the monk named... Shaoyang? Although this potion is effective, it won't make you like this, right? Young people should pay attention to their health...
.There are indeed trial bottles, but this time they cost 50,000 yuan each. From now on, you will either have to buy the official bottles, or they will be gone." Bo Fu said and took out a capsule again.
Shaoyang oohed and ahhed for a long time, then he took out five bills from his pocket, slapped them on the counter, grabbed the capsule, held the wall against his butthole and moved out the door.
Bo Fu already knew the whole story. He looked at Shaoyang's back with sympathy. "It's lucky that he didn't get anally fucked to death because he made such an mistake. After all, that Katz has a two-foot-long donkey."
Ah...poor little Shaoyang monk."
At this time, Bo Fu's fake old-fashioned phone on the counter rang. Bo Fu grabbed the phone and said, "Hey, hey, this is an antique store. What's the matter?" This guy's service attitude has always been so awesome.
force.
The voice on the phone seemed to be shocked by this awesome service attitude, but it soon turned into giggles. With laughter, the door was pushed open, and a beautiful woman holding a small flip phone walked out.
Come in.
"Mr. Bo Fu, is this how you usually answer calls from potential customers?"
"Well... By the way, are you free today? Otherwise, why would you come here? Miss Lingzi." Bo Fu laughed and turned around. "You came to see my shop, right?
Please take a look."
This beauty actually didn't have much interest in antiques, but since she came to an antique store, it didn't hurt to look around. But after one look, she immediately became interested.
"Mr. Bo Fu, is this really China's 5,000-year-old secret medicine - the elixir for resurrecting the dead? Is this really the ancient Egyptian golden beetle amulet from 3,000 years ago..." Miss Reiko chirped while pulling Bo Fu.
He asked, pointing to the antiques on his shelf.
"This...I won't tell most people. But since you asked, Ms. Ito Reiko, I will answer you. You must not tell others - these are all fake antiques! But they are definitely not
A fake to defraud money!" Bofu said firmly and decisively, completely ignoring Miss Reiko Ito's disdainful eyes.
"Look, this resurrection pill is absolutely real. When a person is about to die of hunger or thirst, taking one pill of this pill will immediately save him! What? You said this is simply an ancient marching pill? Miss, you are wrong.
Oh, this is a life-saving marching pill! The effect is much stronger than those balls made with honey and starch. And look at this amulet, I guarantee that the scarabs inside are caught from Egypt! And the outside is absolutely breaded.
It's pure gold! It won't cut corners. What? Do you think it has the power to drive away evil? Maybe it does. After all, there is no evidence that it has no effect at all. Do you think so?" Bofu answered Miss Ito's question eloquently.
question, but his sophistry only made the beauty laugh. Bo Fu himself also laughed at the end, "That's right, look at the price I posted. If someone really knows how to buy it, then get the money from such a person."
It’s quite normal, right…” At this time, the love potion had mysteriously disappeared from the shelves…
Not long after, Bofu sent the beauty away, but after talking and laughing, he still invited her to have a meal. This time, Bofu still didn't ask Ito Reiko any personal questions, and sent her away as before.
She leaves.
On the other side, Shaoyang pinched the capsule in his hand and muttered: "Miss Chunfeng! I must let you eat my magic potion this time!"
Bo Fu returned to the store and casually wrote in a messy book: "It is estimated that one bottle of potion will be sold..." Then he put the bottle of potion under the counter and waited.
Shaoyang Bald Donkey came to buy this thing again.