The prosperity of Sky Blue Star cannot be described in words. Although you need to pay expensive Starry Sky Coins to stay here for a day, there are still people coming and going here.
"I don't know if Xin'er is in the Sky Blue Palace now. If not, the trip would have been in vain." Young Master Biyu kept talking about Lan Xin'er along the way, which made Qin Lang's ears almost tingle.
"Master Biyu, you said you came to see Lan Xin'er and you didn't inquire beforehand?" Qin Lang said speechlessly.
"What's there to ask about? I believe in fate. As long as there is fate, Xin'er and I will naturally meet each other." Young Master Biyu said with a smile.
"Holy crap! You are so stupid to believe in such an illusory thing as fate. You deserve to be unable to pursue Lan Xin'er." Qin Lang shook his head, with naked contempt in his eyes.
"You, you, you..." Young Master Biyu immediately became angry, but he suddenly thought that Qin Lang was known as the Saint of Love. He must have deep meaning when he said this, so he restrained the anger on his face and asked
:
"How do you say this?"
"Let me tell you, the most important thing when chasing a girl is to take the initiative. What is fate? Fate is a piece of shit, a piece of shit." Qin Lang started to talk.
"I'll first teach you three rules for picking up girls."
"Ah? There are actually three laws? It's so mysterious. Please teach me." Young Master Biyu said happily.
"The first rule of picking up girls is the rule of discounts. This is also a relatively important one, and it is also where you made a big mistake."
"Did I make a mistake?" Master Biyu asked in confusion.
"Yes, you have been thinking all day long that Lan Xin'er is the most beautiful woman in Tianlan Nebula in your heart. This is a huge mistake. Do you know what discounting means? It means that even if Lan Xin'er is really Tianlan
She is the most beautiful woman in the world, but you should also treat her as an ordinary person." Qin Lang said meaningfully.
"How is that possible? Xin'er is my goddess, what's going on with ordinary people?" Master Biyu shook his head.
"Don't you understand this? When you see a beautiful woman, you must be able to keep your composure. If you are not attractive, you will be obsessed with it. Don't mess up your shooting skills when you see a beautiful woman. No matter how beautiful the beauty is, you can see it at a discount. She has a bright face
, but it doesn’t necessarily go well; she is a beauty, but she may be a fool. No matter how good the beauty is
, if you give a discount to the soles of your feet, she will be ignored by everyone. If you don’t take beautiful women seriously, you will have won half the battle. Girls are impermanent, and love is impermanent. A lover before me said,
The strategy is to despise beauties, but the tactics are to pay attention to beauties. Do you understand?" Qin Lang talked in detail.
"Wow, the Saint of Love is the Saint of Love. He talks about it clearly and every word of his words is crystal clear. Now I have learned the lesson. This is the first law. What are the other two laws?" Young Master Biyu said with great admiration.
"The second rule of picking up girls is to be shameless. When chasing a girl, you must not worry about your face. You must put down the arrogance of your Jasper Star Master's son. Even if you are rejected by him, don't be discouraged at all. What if she thinks you are annoying? She
So what if I hate you? Don’t be afraid, be more courageous with every setback.”
"Isn't it? I can't do such a shameless thing." Master Biyu shook his head and said.
"In other words, that is called firm will. It is because there is love in the heart, so one is not afraid of failure." Qin Lang slowly enlightened Young Master Biyu.
"Hey, that makes sense. I've learned another trick. What about the last trick?" Master Biyu liked this statement better and nodded happily.
"The last move is the simplest and the most difficult, and it is very demanding. If you don't master it well, you will be completely defeated. After you have thoroughly learned the first two moves, wait until I see the goddess Lan Xin'er in your heart.
After that, I knew whether I should teach you this trick or not." Qin Lang said with a solemn expression.
"Okay! I'll take you to see Lan Xin'er right away." Young Master Biyu couldn't wait. Qin Lang's eloquent talk had already confused him, and he had the urge to worship Qin Lang as his teacher.
While talking, Qin Lang and his party had arrived at the Tianlan Palace. Outside a gate that towered into the sky, stood two giants with a height of 10,000 feet. The giant on the left had a pure white skin and clothing, while the giant on the right
The other one is completely opposite, the one with black hemp paint looks like black charcoal.
"Master Biyu, you are here to see Princess Xin'er again." The black and white giant squatted down immediately after seeing Master Biyu, and the black charcoal giant greeted him in a low voice.
It was said to be a low voice, but the sound was like a thunderbolt from the blue, and saliva spewed out of his mouth like a heavy rain.
"Heisha, can you speak without spitting all the time?" Mr. Biyu was speechless for a while, but he didn't need to hold an umbrella at all, because his men had already put up a protective shield over his head.
"I'm sorry, but it's Bai Sha's fault. He knocked out my front teeth when he was flirting with me. He kept talking and couldn't hold my mouth shut." Hei Sha covered his mouth in embarrassment and hesitated.
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"You have the nerve to bring up this matter of old grain and rotten sesame seeds?" Bai Sha said angrily.
"This is your fault. It's just cultivation. Why are you so serious? I will never practice with you again." Heisha said, covering his mouth.
"If you don't practice, you won't practice. Who cares about practicing with you?" Bai Sha said angrily.
"Stop! Stop it right now!" Mr. Biyu roared and shouted speechlessly: "Every time I come here, you two have to argue. Is it going to end? Open the door for me quickly. I want to find Xin'er."
"You see, Master Biyu must be angry." Hei Sha slowly stood up and blamed Bai Sha.
Bai Sha also stood up and said with a complaining look on his face: "Obviously you are the one who offended me. I made you talk so much and spit on me."
Although they were bickering, the black and white demons still worked together to open the giant door.
"Okay, you two can continue arguing." Young Master Biyu shook his head and walked into the Sky Blue Palace. Qin Lang also followed him and walked in anxiously.
"Young Master Biyu, haven't you given up on Lan Xin'er yet? This shameless guy doesn't even take a piss to take a look at what he looks like." Huang Erdan followed quietly and walked to the giant door.
The Black and White Shuangsha were about to close the door when they saw Huang Erdan coming over and hurriedly squatted down again.
"Master Huang..."
"shut up!"
Heisha was about to speak, but was stopped by Huang Erdan.
"Heisha, don't talk. It's going to rain when you talk. I don't want to be soaked in the rain and have your bad breath." Huang Erdan sighed and said slowly.
"Uh..." Heisha covered his mouth in grievance, with a look of resentment on his face.
"Hmph, what I said is right. See how much Mr. Huang dislikes you. Why don't you just ask Chi Sha to make you a mask? Then wear it when you are on duty in the future, so as not to harm the distinguished guests coming and going."
Bai Sha seized another opportunity to mock Hei Sha and showed no mercy at all.
"Come on, I'm too lazy to listen to you two bickering, so I'll go in first." Huang Erdan said speechlessly, and then walked towards the Sky Blue Palace.
"Is Young Master Huang also here to see Princess Xin'er? Recently, many young masters have come to see Princess Xin'er," Bai Sha said.
"Huh? Are there many young masters?" Huang Erdan stopped, raised his head and asked.
"Yes, Young Master Jiuyang also went in earlier, Young Master Xiechen also went in, and even several young gentlemen from the Taihuang's court also went in. Just now, Young Master Biyu also went in, and now Young Master Huang, you are going in too.
"Bai Sha picked up his fingers and counted them one by one for Huang Erdan to listen to.
"Huh? Why are all these young masters going to Tianlan Palace? Are they all going to see Lan Xin'er?" Huang Erdan asked in surprise.
"Young Master Huang, don't you know? Princess Xin'er is going to compete in the Tianlan Palace to find a bride, and many young masters have come to participate in the competition," Bai Sha said.
"I'll go ahead and start a competition to find a bride? What kind of plane is this? Is Lan Xin'er bored after eating all day? Uncle Tianlan actually agreed to it? Did his head get caught in the door?" Huang Erdan whispered.
murmured.
"You, you, you dare to say that to King Tianlan, you are so bold. But, actually, I think so too." An angry expression appeared on Bai Sha's face first, then he lowered his head and whispered.
"Yeah, yeah." Heisha nodded repeatedly, indicating that he thought so too.
"Hehehe." Huang Erdan walked into the Tianlan Palace with a smirk on his face.
The black and white demons slowly stood up and closed the giant door again.