() To be honest, the voice of the ghost messenger is very special, so special that it cannot be more special.
To describe his very special voice, I can use eight words to describe it: Xiu, Sheng, Shang, Du, Jing, Death, Surprise, Kai!
When he spoke the first word, the listeners felt as if they were going to sleep, just like a computer going into sleep mode with a black screen. They would close their eyes and cut off their sight.
When he said the second word, the listener felt very angry, just like young women who are angry and violent. They will grab their partners and bite them.
When he said the third word, the listeners felt a very sad feeling, just like soldiers who were sad to return home. They would put down their weapons and lose all their fighting spirit.
When he uttered the fourth word, the listener had the feeling of being drunk by Dukang, just like dancers who are unable to stay awake, they will fall into the arms of others and let themselves be manipulated.
When he said the fifth word, the listeners had a feeling of being obsessed with porcelain, just like porcelain enthusiasts admiring treasures. They would look closely at the national treasure on the shelf and could not bear to play with it.
When he said the sixth word, the listener had a feeling of seeing the God of Death, just like a lonely soul desperately in love with a wild ghost. They would develop a tacit understanding of each other and join hands in the underworld.
When he said the seventh word, the listeners had a feeling of great astonishment, just like a wolf stunning a fox, they would reveal their true feelings to the utmost hysteria.
When he said the eighth word, the listeners had an eye-opening feeling, just like a goddess opening her wedding silk, they would take off the halo above their heads and lower their bodies.
This is an unprecedented auditory subversion, and all living people in the Xuanyang Taoist Sect have fully experienced it.
"Mortals have six dreams, and there is no one in the immortal family. Those who are in a hurry are just passers-by, and those who are busy are common people. Silence is good for cultivating, and the ethereal spirit gives birth to wisdom. My wife is not a human being, why should I waste my mind?" A woman's voice suddenly came from Xuanyang.
The Taoist sect's solemn and majestic Yuqing Palace conveys purity and elegance. If it is not a peerless beauty, who would have such a voice, who would have such confidence?
As soon as her voice came out, the restlessness caused by the ghost messenger was instantly eliminated. The entire Taoist temple seemed extremely peaceful and peaceful, as if nothing had happened.
The ghost messenger felt very comfortable standing in the Bagua center without any discomfort.
"Mrs. Shenyin!" The ghost messenger said to the source of the voice in the same tone as before: "The legendary stunning beauty can quell disasters with just one word. She is indeed well-deserved! But she has never married anyone, and she has never had a suitor. Folks have
There is talk that you might be a shemale, is this true?"
"Ghost-spirit-messenger!" The woman's clear and clear voice spoke carefully, as if she had personally cooked four plates of exquisite and delicious side dishes, and said: "The only man in the Huan Yin Demon Sect,
You are surrounded by thousands of charming vixen spirits. Even if you are the emperor of the Quan Na Empire, with seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, he is dwarfed by them. I think your yin and yang aura must be greatly related to those vixen spirits.
relationship. Is that so?"
Experts will know if there is any as soon as they make a move. Mrs. Shenyin is very good at kung fu. Her words are like the "Fang Sword", one of the three unique artifacts on the Xuanyuan Continent. The tip of the sword points at it, and the gods and ghosts are frightened. So the ghost messenger
There was no way to resist, so he had no choice but to run away.
"Shemale——" the ghost messenger left a sentence when he escaped: "If I am lucky enough to survive, I will definitely come to take revenge..."
It turns out that in this back-and-forth conversation, a life-and-death duel has been completed.
The result of the struggle is self-evident: the central yang of Bagua was sprayed with a pool of black blood. Two black and white yin and yang fish eyes, one could not tell which one was black and which one was white. They were both the same.
One color - ghost blood.
"How disgusting!" the woman said: "You have polluted the sanctity of the Bagua Diagram in my palace. You deserve it!"
Then, a ray of green light flew out from the Jade Purity Palace. The green light turned into dark clouds above the Bagua Diagram, and there was lightning in the dark clouds. After the lightning, there was pouring rain.
The Bagua pictures have been washed away to be spotless, and they no longer make people feel sick when they look at them.
The main building of Xuanyang Taoism consists of four towers, three halls, two palaces and one courtyard.
The four towers are: Demon Burning Tower, Demon Burning Tower, Immortal Killing Tower, and God Killing Tower. The four towers stand on the outer center line of the Taoist sect in the four directions of east, west, north, and south, forming a rectangular tower array protective barrier.
The three halls are: Taiqing Hall, Shangqing Hall and Yuqing Hall. The three halls are built according to the mountain trend, with Taiqing at the top, Yuqing at the bottom, and Shangqing in the middle. Among them, Taiqing Hall is home to some
A mysterious figure who is highly respected and not concerned with worldly affairs. In the Shangqing Hall live the current leader and his family. In the Yuqing Hall live some female elders or special individuals with a woman-like personality.
The two palaces are: Nanhua Palace and Dongfu Palace. Among them, Nanhua Palace is occupied by male disciples, and Dongfu Palace is occupied by female disciples.
The first courtyard is: Haibingshengyuan. There is only one person living in it, a man. This courtyard is named after him.
Xuanyang Taoist Sect covers an area of tens of thousands of acres, which is three times the area of Huanyin Demon Sect. It can be said that it is uniquely blessed by nature.
The dead man who was tied to the Taishi chair with a rope was carried into the Kaibingshengyuan by two ordinary disciples wearing linen robes. The two guys roughly pulled the body off the chair and put it on a straw mat.
As soon as they let it go, they shook their heads and sighed and walked out of the yard.
Kaibingshengyuan is actually a temporary morgue, and there is a cadaver named Kaibingsheng living in it.
"It's so damn depressing!" Hai Bingsheng complained when he saw another corpse being brought in: "One was just brought in this morning, and now there's another one. Do you want to exhaust me to death?"
This is a middle-aged Taoist in his forties, with a full beard and a set of black Taoist robes. He waddled out of the house. He looked like a gorilla, so he also had a
The nickname is "Zang Shou". As for why he got such a nickname, it is unknown.
Top-heavy, he walked unsteadily to the side of the corpse and squatted down with difficulty, preparing to check whether the corpse needed special care. Then he had the right to ask for additional care fees from the Taoist finance to pay for the wine. Then it would be seen.
After seeing the appearance of the corpse, Hai Bingsheng was stunned for a moment, but he immediately returned to normal.
"So damn depressed!" Hai Bingsheng went back and forth looking for areas that needed care on the body, but couldn't find them. Except for the marks on his wrists due to being strangled by a rope, other parts were intact. So.
He complained: "If I can't make money, I'll kick you to death, you short-lived ghost..."
"Let you try the power of my powerful Vajra legs!" Hai Bingsheng said as he stood up, but due to his unstable center of gravity, he fell on the dead body and had a close contact with the dead body. He swore that this
It will be the most unforgettable thing in his life, because he finally gave his first kiss.
"It's so damn depressing!" Hai Bingsheng climbed up from the corpse as if he had seen a ghost, and cursed: "What do these little bastards look like? Give me a living person, I want to
Are you scaring me to death?"
At this time, the corpse on the straw mat sat up like a corpse.
The corpse rubbed his eyes and looked blankly at the monkey-like figure in front of him. After a long time, he asked politely: "Uncle, where is this place? Did you save me? Where is my girlfriend A Heng?"
?Did you also save her? Where is she? I want to see her now. Tell me quickly. As long as you tell me where she is, I will definitely repay your kindness. I just need to call my dad. How much do you want?
I can give you any money..."
Hai Bingsheng really couldn't describe his mood at this time. He heard the babbling words of the man who had come back from the dead in front of him. The funny thing was that he couldn't understand a word. However, he would not be depressed because of this.
I became happy and thought: "Pretend for me? See how I deceive you and you won't even have any pants left."
"Young man, please wait a moment, I will know what you are talking about in a moment. Don't worry, I, Hai Bingsheng, have great powers. There is nothing I can't do, as long as you can pay me a price that is enough to make my heart beat!" Hai Bingsheng said.
After that, he ran back to the house and came out again after a while. He brought out a very beautiful woman.
Was that the translator he found? At least he thought so!
"Young man!" Hai Bingsheng led the woman, no, to be precise, a girl, to this bastard whom he thought could make a fortune, and said: "You are the same kind of people, I think she can solve all your problems!
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Girls, such beautiful girls!
The face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and the pace of an elf. The moment she walked out of the hut in a catwalk, the man sitting on the straw mat was so excited that his heartbeat could not be controlled by himself.
The girl noticed the affectionate look cast by the young man in front of her, which seemed to be a familiar feeling. She squatted down, and the blue skirt was just level with her smooth jade ankles. She
Wearing on her feet, not only sexy sexy stockings, but also purple high heels that symbolize nobility, she looks so natural and full of seductive beauty.
"Yue Heng——" the excited young master called, two lines of hot tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and said: "I am Luo Ling...I...can find you..."
Now it was the girl's turn to be surprised. Is this man, who is dressed in an ancient prince's attire and appears to have obviously weak kidney function, the one she is looking for?
Things are different and people are different! Unrecognizable! Familiar yet strange!
"Are you... Ling'er?" the girl asked in a daze.
"I am--"
"Why are you like this?"
"I don't know either! Why your appearance hasn't changed at all... What's going on?"
"I don't know either. It seems that no one here can understand what we are saying. Even if I want to ask someone, it won't work..."
"It's good now, finally there is someone to communicate with!"
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The more the two of them talked, the more excited they became, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became. As they talked, they actually hugged each other, and only one of them pushed the other to the straw mat.
Hai Bingsheng's eyes widened when he saw that the woman he had originally planned to keep and enjoy was being held in someone else's arms. Not only that, the other party didn't give him any benefits, so he couldn't bear it and rushed forward and grabbed the girl.
He got up and yelled at the person on the straw mat who was plotting evil: "Don't touch my woman!"