Chapter 637 The Heart of the Most Poisonous Woman (Seeking Monthly Ticket)
Chapter 637: The most poisonous woman’s heart
Although future generations of writers are writing articles, or writing the 2012 edition of Lord Lorraine's biography, they all evaluate Lord Lorraine's infiltration operation as great, heroic, fearless, and noble.
Fearless, no hesitation... and other glorious words to describe it.
In exchange for special subsidies from the Imperial Propaganda Department and the Flying Eagle Group, I can earn some hard-earned money from selling my face and butt, support my wife and children, and if I'm lucky, I'll get a few female students and so on.
And these kind words are getting more and more, like the thirty-character posthumous title of the braided emperor. Sometimes the person who writes these things feels like vomiting, but he has to explain it.
Increase the number of layers, because the Flying Eagle Group is
Counting these complimentary words and giving out bonuses. Of course, if anyone dares to write something like "historical truth" or "clear understanding" in the article, he will definitely not even get a publication number, and the author is still waiting.
I was invited to drink coffee by the man in black.
In this way, it is natural that the first step of Lord Lorraine's great adventure is left with a great and honest description.
But what is irrefutable is that when Sir Luo first set foot on the demon continent of Amelia, he almost fell into a dog's excrement.
Lorraine thought that she had a plan. When she had the opportunity to go on a business trip with public funds, she could go see Deipole and Adelin. Maybe she could even bring them back, and by the way, she could admire the demons' bulging fronts and backs, and their watery waists.
Among the slender beauties with round and firm butts, there may be some who have the same aspirations as Adelin, who immigrated to Rouman with Lorraine and lived a happy and joyful life from then on.
You know, in order to describe the perfect figures of those beauties, people have even developed a professional term - devil figure.
From this we can see how touching the beautiful figures of the Amelia continent are. Just look at Deipole and Adelin. Adeling's appearance is as delicate as a doll, with a protruding front and a curvy back, making her both fat and thin.
Her figure makes me want to hold her in my arms.
Deipole is charming and sexy, curling up there, and her figure and appearance are naturally expert in the art of seduction.
But Lord Luo didn't expect that Hilmeria had already seen through it before he stepped forward. Her loud shout directly broke Lorraine's thoughts. If the warning in the Buddhist words, let him
Lorraine was immediately startled. She stumbled and fell over.
Lorraine almost became the first person in history to roll through a magic circle.
Then Vera came over briskly, jumping up and down.
Lorraine stood dangerously on the grass. She originally thought it was over and was about to breathe a sigh of relief.
But then, with a loud shout, a small figure emerged from the light curtain behind him.
Vera was also unprepared and was immediately hit.
She couldn't help but exclaimed, and then fell over towards Lorraine.
Lorraine turned around in surprise and watched helplessly as Vera grabbed her, pressed on her, and then knocked her to the ground.
The two of them immediately rolled onto the grass together.
Immediately afterwards, there was a rumbling sound.
From the corner of Lorraine's eyes, she saw a familiar, huge elephant's butt running quickly towards the hillside, raising a trail of smoke behind it.
He didn't know at this time that Xiaobai was running too fast and couldn't stop the car.
"What's going on?" Vera was struggling at this time, pressing Lorraine under her body, looking back, and saw Leo's nose and tears, but he had his hands on his hips and looked at her angrily.
side.
She couldn't help but hesitate, and then hurriedly got up from the ground.
Lorraine also stood up from the ground at this time. Looking at Vera's slightly trembling breasts, she immediately remembered the soft and elastic feeling just now. She couldn't hold it with one hand and couldn't help but thought to herself: This girl eats it every day after all.
What? It’s only been a few days, but I’ve grown up a lot~”
When he saw Leo in a blink of an eye, he couldn't help but widen his eyes and said in a voiceless voice: "How did you get here?"
Leo raised his fat little chin and said: "My sister said that she wants me to keep an eye on you and not allow you to pick up girls again. Otherwise, you will skin me. If you want to run away, I will naturally follow you.
Already."
Lorraine couldn't help but snorted coldly, and then walked up a few steps to beat him. This little gangster was really capable of getting into trouble, and he couldn't do it without giving him a lesson.
Leo couldn't help but feel a little timid when he saw that Lorraine actually refused to accept this trick and that threats were useless.
He stepped back repeatedly, and then defended loudly: "It's not my fault. You...you think I stayed up in the middle of the night and came here to look for trouble. Don't you know that children don't grow up if they don't get enough sleep?
?
But Nicole's mother-in-law said, if I... if I don't take a good look at you and let her know that you are ghosting with girls outside, she... she will buy all my money into PetroChina stocks, and she will never do it again in this life.
I'm not allowed to cut off the stock and cut the flesh, so I can only watch it fall bit by bit every day."
Lorraine stopped in shock and said, "She is so cruel? You are her biological brother."
Leo said angrily: "Who says it's not? Or else, the most poisonous woman's heart is. Is it easy for you to say that I am?"
Lorraine snorted coldly, stepped forward, picked him up, and then raised and lowered her hands, saying, "Pah, pah, pah," and slapped him three times on the buttocks.
He shouted angrily: "Do you know that it is very dangerous to follow you now? This is the territory of the demons. Every step we take, we must be extremely careful. Once our identities are exposed, aunts from all over the continent will hunt us down with kitchen knives."
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Leo rubbed his butt in a very awkward manner and said: "Then what do you want me to do? Do you want to watch Nicole take away all my money? Those are my lifeblood. Without the money, I will still have to live.
Well?"
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "Besides, what if this is the territory of the demon clan? I can play in Maple Leaf Danlin, and I am also very capable. I can help you a lot."
As he spoke, he looked at Lorraine eagerly with his big, bright black eyes.
Lorraine snorted coldly and said, "It's because of the help of a little gangster like you that I am in more trouble."
Leo couldn't help but stick out his tongue a little sarcastically.
Vera watched from the side and hurriedly interceded for Leo, saying: "Master, don't blame him. Since he has already come, it is impossible to send him back again. I will take good care of him."
Lorraine looked up and saw that the blue light curtain had disappeared. At that moment, he could only sigh. Then he said viciously: "Leo, listen, if you dare to cause trouble again, I will... I will
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Lord Luo was also a momentary hero, a ruthless hero, but looking at this fat little fat man with white and shiny black eyes, he couldn't think of a more powerful way to intimidate him or deal with him than Catherine.
It has to be Catherine to work.
Finally, he thought for a moment and used the cruelest move, saying: "If you continue to cause trouble and cause trouble, then I will buy all your money into Chinese football, and then let them play for you every day~"
"Isn't that too cruel? Boss, you are more vicious than the Football Association." Leo exclaimed and immediately calmed down, saying: "Boss, don't worry. I promise Father God that I will be obedient."
"Bah, the most unbelievable thing is to promise Father God." Lorraine said angrily: "If you dare to act recklessly, I will tell Catherine all the jewelry you secretly kept."
"Ah?" Leo looked bitter at first, then quickly put on a smiling face and said with a flattering smile: "Don't worry, boss, I will absolutely obey you."
Seeing that Leo expressed his position so quickly, which was not at all like his usual style, Lorraine glanced at him suspiciously. Seeing the happy look on the little ruffian's face, he was very suspicious of how long his guarantee would last.
Shelf life. But for the time being, there was no other way but to let it go.
Leo looked back and said curiously: "Huh? Where's Xiaobai? I remember it came here too."
Lorraine was startled, then thought of the huge elephant's butt that ran past her, and couldn't help but have a bad premonition in her heart.
The three of them turned their heads and looked down the hillside, and saw a baby elephant lying motionless on the ground at the foot of the hill.
Lorraine took the two of them and ran down in a hurry.
On the road, Lorraine saw the traces left by Xiaobai along the way. At first, they were big footprints, but later, they turned into a mess, like a huge boulder rolling down the slope.
Obviously, when Xiaobai ran downhill later, he must have run too fast due to the acceleration of gravity, and finally lost his footing and rolled down.
Leo ran up to Xiao Bai and saw that its appearance had turned into a grayish color and was in a state of utter disarray. Fortunately, its skin was rough and its flesh was thick, so it rolled down and there were not many injuries on its body.
It's just that those big, clear and innocent eyes were full of stars, and they were all thrown to pieces.
Leo was so anxious that he yelled and touched and pressed randomly on its body, fearing that it had suffered some internal injuries.
But Xiaobai was still dizzy, lying on the ground, motionless.
Vera sighed, pointed at her lips and thought for a moment, then smiled, snapped her fingers, took out a money bag from her body, put it next to Xiaobai's ears and shook it vigorously twice.
Hearing the crisp and alluring sound of the gold coin hitting, Xiaobai's ears immediately twitched twice, and then his body trembled. Then without opening his big eyes, he swung his long nose towards the direction of the sound.
Vera immediately moved the money bag back, and then shook it again, making the sound of gold coins colliding.
Xiaobai immediately turned his head and stretched his nose again. But Vera moved back a little more.
At this time, Xiaobai's eyes slowly opened, and the light inside gradually became clearer.
When Leo saw its appearance, he immediately rushed towards it, hugged it, and couldn't help but burst into tears. For a moment, he really thought that Xiaobai was already dead.
At this time, Xiao Bai had already stood up from the ground. He stuck his big head out to chase the wallet in Vera's hand. Finally, Vera put the wallet away, raised her hand and slapped Xiao Bai on the big nose.
Xiaobai suddenly woke up.
Lorraine was still worried and let her walk a few more steps, watching it move freely, especially when it didn't give up and asked Vera for the purse.
What kind of damage was it? I was knocked unconscious just now, so I felt relieved.
At this time, the sun over there was gradually setting, and the sky was slowly getting darker.
Lorraine looked around, looking far into the distance, and saw a small town not too far away. From here, you could see the roofs of the town, and immediately walked over with everyone.
The town is not big, and there is only one inn, which is extremely easy to find.
The inn was also very simple. When Lorraine and the others went there, they were the only guests.
Everyone in Lorraine rested here for the night.
The next day, Lorraine threw a gold coin at the boss, and then with his grateful and awed eyes, he led everyone out of the town and walked towards the Caribbean Port dozens of miles away.
The residents of the town were surprised when they heard that a group of generous guests were paying with gold coins. They rarely even saw silver coins.
They couldn't help but guess their identities. Some said they were nobles, while others said they were princes who came down from the palace for a private visit...
They don't know that these people are actually a group of spies. If they report to the defenders now, when the high priest of the undead Long Yan Yiyue comes, everyone will not be happy for a gold coin for so long, but directly skip the small peasant economy and enter the world.
Evil capitalism.
"I can't walk anymore." Leo looked at the sun above his head, and then declared loudly and confidently.
Lorraine turned around and looked at the sweat on the little gangster's head and panting. He sighed. Originally, he estimated that this little fat man would be unable to hold on for a long time, but he didn't.
Thinking of walking away for so long, he spoke out.
It can be seen that Leo is usually naughty and mischievous, but his physical fitness is still very good.
And judging from his appearance, he was indeed a little tired. It was obvious that he was not too tired and would not say this.
Lorraine looked at the road ahead and said, "Okay, let's take a rest."
Leo immediately cheered, and then climbed onto a stone under the shade of a tree on the side of the road. He breathed an "oops" and leaned against the stone.
Next to her, Vera looked at the glistening sweat on his head. Out of the tenderness and carefulness unique to women, she immediately took out a handkerchief and wiped it for him. Then she took out the kettle, opened the lid, and handed it over.
Leo took two swigs and then handed it back.
He sat on the stone, clapped his legs with his fists, and said: "It would be great if there was a carriage at this time..."
As soon as he said this, he heard the sound of horse hooves coming from the hill behind.
Immediately afterwards, a carriage turned out of the road behind.
Leo immediately yelled "ha".
He said to Lorraine: "You still don't let me follow you, now look at my crow's mouth... uh, bah bah bah. My mouth is very clever, and whatever I say will come. I just said I wanted a carriage, and there was one right away.
A carriage is coming."
Lorraine also had no temper towards this cheap brother-in-law who was always domineering and always behaved when he got the advantage. She snorted coldly and refused to let him go. Instead, she looked towards the carriage.
The carriage looks extremely spacious, very much like the style of the Flying Eagle Company, but it doesn't quite resemble it. It feels a bit like a copycat. It just feels like something is missing and something is added.
While Lorraine was thinking, she saw the carriage approaching.
"Robbery~" Leo immediately shouted happily, jumped up, and rushed to the middle of the road with a pistol. The little tiger's body shook, revealing the domineering aura of the Mountain King.
If the people on the carriage didn't understand what was going on, Xiaobai had already rushed forward, with half of its body like a city wall firmly blocking the road.
The carriage stopped immediately.
Immediately afterwards, a soft and crisp voice was heard from inside, saying: "What happened up front?"
The coachman looked at Leo strangely, then at Xiaobai, and then said: "Miss, maybe the circus can't go on any longer and ran out to beg for food."
Leo hesitated for a moment, then shouted angrily: "I'm not here to beg, I'm here to rob~"
At this time, the person in the car sighed softly, and then said: "Forget it, let me take a look."
Immediately afterwards, a delicate and fair hand pushed open the car door.
Lorraine's eyes suddenly widened, and she forced herself to suppress her excitement.
You know, all the people he saw in that small town yesterday were those aunts with big butts and thick waists. This was the first time he saw the beauties of the demon tribe in this continent.
Immediately, he saw a woman with a delicate face stepping out of the car.
I saw her slim figure, with the unique curves of a demon girl. Her long light brown hair spread behind her like a waterfall, and she was wearing a turquoise lace dress suit, which made her look particularly fresh.
Refined.
Her beautiful eyes are clear and bright, and the movement of her eyes gives people a very friendly feeling.
She got out of the car, looked at Xiao Bai, and then looked at Leo. She couldn't help but smile, then walked over, then bent down, stretched out her fingers and pointed at Leo's undeveloped penis.
With a flat nose, he said: "You just want to rob?"
Leo didn't expect that the King's Haki he had unleashed would be of no use at all, and he was shocked again.
The girl looked at him and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you? Do you have a cold? Why are you shivering?"
As he spoke, he reached out to touch his forehead.
Leo shook his head angrily and shouted loudly: "I'm here to rob, aren't you afraid of me?"
The girl looked at the white and fat little boy and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm scared. Then can you tell me what you plan to rob? Do you want money?"
Leo glanced at her sideways and said, "I said I'm a Jie Se, aren't you afraid?"
The girl immediately spat and said: "Bah, you little rascal, do you know what Jie Se does?"
She paused for a moment and said: "Looking at how fair and fat you are, you will definitely be a handsome boy when you grow up. When the time comes, I will rob you and you will be pretty good..."
As she said that, her pretty face turned red, then she reached out and pinched Leo's pink and white skin, and pulled hard.
Leo immediately screamed in pain and said: "Boss, boss. Come and help~"
Lorraine smiled bitterly and immediately ducked out from behind the tree.
When the girl saw someone else next to her, she was immediately startled and hurriedly retreated. Thinking of what she had just said, she couldn't help but blush for a moment.
She forced herself to calm down, raised her head and glanced at Lorraine. Then she shouted: "Who are you? Are you really robbers? You dare to block the road and rob in broad daylight. Believe it or not, I will arrest you and bring you to the official~"
Lorraine smiled bitterly, raised her hands, and said, "Miss, don't get me wrong. We are actually good people. We just want to hitch a ride."
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "Children are making nonsense, don't take it seriously."
The girl looked at him suspiciously, and then saw Vera behind Lorraine. Seeing this strange combination, she couldn't possibly be a group of robbers. Then she took a long breath and said: "That's it...
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But seeing Lorraine's half-smiling eyes, she immediately remembered the strange words she had just said when teasing Leo, and immediately became angry from embarrassment.
She stamped her foot and said: "Normally, when I meet someone, I might show kindness, but today I won't let you sit down."
With that said, he turned around and jumped into the carriage, slammed the door shut, and then loudly ordered the driver to drive on the road.
Leo couldn't help but hesitate for a moment when he looked at the carriage. Although it would be good to have a carriage for transportation, if the other party was really unwilling, he had no other option.
After all, the young father-in-law grew up under Catherine's hand, and the aristocratic habit he developed is that women should definitely be respected. Otherwise, he must respect his own ass.
The coachman couldn't help but feel a little amused when he saw it. He shook his head and then drove off with his whip.
Leo watched helplessly as the carriage started to leave, but there was nothing he could do.
He glanced at Lorraine very frustrated and complained in a low voice: "Boss, you have many bad ideas. Come up with a solution. I don't want to keep walking."
Lorraine immediately smiled, then shouted loudly, saying: "Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by, the young beauty of the Iskander family is a shot* control~
"
The carriage immediately stopped with a screeching sound.
Immediately afterwards, the car door opened with a bang.
The girl sat in the carriage and looked at everyone in Lorraine fiercely.
Lorraine bared her teeth and smiled in response.
In the end, the girl had no choice but to yell angrily: "Get in the car. I'll take you to the city~"
Leo immediately cheered, then spread his legs, ran over, and jumped on the carriage.
Vera also had a smile on her face, obviously very happy to have a carriage to travel. Although her pair of black patent leather shoes were comfortable, they were not suitable for long-distance walking after all.
Lorraine faced the girl's murderous gaze and shamelessly jumped up.
Xiaobai looked at it and didn't hesitate at all. He spread his legs, screamed, and pushed forward.
Fortunately, the carriage was made spacious, but even so, it was packed to the brim.
The carriage was also overwhelmed and made a series of creaking sounds. But in the end it managed to survive.
The coachman looked at the carriage, then at the two horses pulling the carriage, and couldn't help but feel sorry for the horses. But in the end, he still raised his whip and drove the carriage towards the port. a