Lorraine looked at Fiona's face, as if everyone owed her boss a sum of money, and couldn't help being stunned, thinking to herself: Who set this heroic heroine's tail on fire?
At this time, Leo next to him also murmured: "What's wrong with her? That's so scary. Who owes her money?"
Lorraine couldn't help but glance at him. Although she didn't speak, she felt that what Leo said was reasonable.
Fiona came closer in a few steps, glanced at Lorraine with a stern face, and then said coldly in a long voice: "Hey~! This is the old man, you are finally up. Do you know, we
Are you almost too busy?"
Lorraine looked back, then smiled bitterly and said, "I just heard about it. Thank you for your hard work."
Strange to say, everyone was busy with their work, and their butts were on fire, but Lorraine really sat back and relaxed, lying on the bed and sleeping in. Although Fiona was full of resentment, Lorraine just said, "
Thank you for your hard work.' She immediately felt that all her resentment was gone.
All of a sudden, everything happened. She had been busy all morning, but it was still worth it. Looking back afterward, she felt incredible. She was a bit too mean-spirited, but Lorraine dismissed her with a kind word. Fiona
When has the eldest sister ever been so easy to talk to?
But at the moment, she felt relieved for a while, then she smiled and said: "It's not bad. In fact, it's not too hard. It's just that there are more places to run."
Leo watched her change into a completely different attitude in an instant. Just now, she was like an angry hedgehog, and now she turned into a lady again, faster than a chameleon. At that moment, he let out a surprised "Eh" and opened his mouth.
He opened his mouth, but in the end he said nothing knowingly, and then looked at her up and down with a strange look that he had never seen before.
Although Fiona pretended not to care, in the end she couldn't stand his weird look, which made her face slowly get hot. She stamped her slender feet and said angrily: "You little hooligan, get out of here.
"
Leo snorted coldly, flattened his mouth, and ignored her. He just turned his head to the side. Young Master Leo knew that being unreasonable was a woman's talent.
Fiona felt like she was being fussy with a little kid at the moment, and felt a little embarrassed. She coughed lightly, and then said: "By the way, what do you do? Not only are you robbing people on the road, but you are also very skilled at knocking people out.
You are actually so good at speculating? Today's transaction was so good that I have to wonder if you are bandits who came down from some mountain.
Except for them, no one would come up with such a damaging idea or do such a bad thing~!"
Leo raised his head proudly and said: "Haha, don't praise me too much~! In fact, it's not that good. I'm not proud at all. Really not at all. Hahahaha...
"
Seeing his triumphant chin almost reaching the sky, Fiona rolled her eyes and said angrily: "You can't be proud, you are already arrogant~!"
She paused for a moment. She had always been curious about the identities of the people in Lorraine. They looked like nobles in their speech and demeanor, but they looked like profiteers in their sect. No matter how you looked at it, it was strange.
I wanted to ask him seriously, but since they were unwilling to say anything, they obviously had some unspeakable difficulties.
If we really force them and cross-examine them seriously, we are afraid that they may accidentally expose some ulterior secrets they have and make them unhappy, or they may really have something to hide.
But if you don't ask clearly, if something very pornographic, violent, and rarely inappropriate happens, and if they just slap their ass and leave, you won't even know who to go to, then you'll just lose Dafa.
So silly.
She thought about it and hesitated for a long time. Finally, she looked at Lorraine and said half-seriously, "Say it! Who are you? If you don't tell me, I will report you all to the official."
Catch him."
In her heart, she became nervous. What if they were really bandits coming down from the west mountain? What should she do?
Leo curled his lips immediately and said: "It seems far away to say this. I think back then, in the Dongsheng Divine Continent, there was a country overseas called Aolai Country. The country was close to the sea, and there was a mountain in the sea called Huaguo Mountain.
This mountain is the ancestral line of Shizhou..."
Fiona was immediately furious, crouched on her hips and glared at Leo, saying: "Bah! Do you think you are that monkey? Remember back then~ Don't think I haven't read that forbidden novel~!
Moreover, I have never seen such a fat monkey~!"
As he said that, he reached out and twisted his white and tender face, and then twisted it until he screamed in pain.
Leo screamed and shouted loudly: "You bitch, what are you doing? A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything, let go, let go~!"
Lorraine couldn't help but sweat. She didn't expect that "Journey to the West" would actually spread to this continent. How long has it been? Grandma's, I don't know if they are using the original version? Forget it, I will accept it anyway.
It was less than the royalties, and it actually became a banned novel. Who made this rule by his grandmother? There is not even a kissing scene in the whole novel, and it was banned? But even so, it still spread so widely.
Even Fiona has seen it.
It can be seen how powerful the power of literature is. It is like weeds, it grows in the wind when it gets a little opening.
But Fiona is also quite tough. Everyone reads those forbidden novels secretly, crawling under the bed in the middle of the night with a lamp on and reading quietly. How can she be like this, who even speaks out in public after reading them?
If someone didn't know this, they would think that the dignified daughter of the castle guard also likes to read those weird pornographic books.
At this time, Leo was in too much pain from being twisted, and he was annoyed. He shouted loudly: "Let go, or I will use my special move~!"
Fiona looked at him, but she still didn't forgive him. Instead, she laughed and said: "Trick? Okay. I want to see what kind of tricks you, a little fat monkey, can come up with~! You still have
It won’t change to seventy-two.”
Lorraine was shocked and didn't have time to stop her.
At this time, Leo stared at her with big tearful eyes, gave her a vicious look, and then shouted angrily: "You forced me to do this, let's see the move, the first move of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Grasping the Breast Dragon
Claw hand~!”
As he said that, he stretched out his chubby little claws and grabbed at the plump and delicate breasts unique to the young girl. Judging from the posture, it seemed that he had been practiced. It was really as fast as the wind and lightning.
Fiona was stunned for a moment, watching helplessly as the two claws of the little gangster attacked her chest. She screamed loudly, and quickly released her hands that were holding Leo's fat face, and then hurriedly protected her with both hands.
Chest, quickly retreat.
Leo got an advantage and did not chase after her at the moment. Instead, he grasped the void twice in a demonstrative manner, looked at Fiona with a victorious look in his eyes, and sighed: "No matter how this trick is used, it is always so useful.
It’s even better than the “Urban Management Practical Manual” which is the best in the world~!”
As he spoke, he opened his mouth and blew gently on his fat paw twice. Then he raised his chin slightly and looked at Fiona proudly.
Although the attendants and guards nearby were carrying things, they had already quietly paid attention to the movements here when they started bickering.
When they heard Leo's roar, everyone thought it was a wonderful move, but they didn't expect that there were such shameless and despicable martial arts moves in this world. In shock, their jaws dropped.
.
Everyone was surprised by Leo's youth, wisdom and martial arts skills.
A few didn't pay attention and bumped into trees or tripped over things and fell to the ground.
There were also a few elderly people whose hearts couldn't bear it. They foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground, with their hands and feet twitching uncontrollably, as if they were suffering from epilepsy.
Fiona looked at the faces of everyone, and then at the arrogant little fat man opposite her. She was angry and angry for a moment, her pretty face flushed, and she gritted her teeth and looked at him, but she looked at Leo who kept grabbing hold of him.
He raised his hands, but did not dare to step forward. He could only point at Leo from a distance, and cursed angrily: "You little fat guy, you little hooligan. You... you... you are shameless..."
However, Leo was also bullied by Adele and several other women. He had experienced many battles and had learned a lesson a long time ago. He looked arrogant, bared his teeth and said: "You come here if you have the ability? Let's see who is afraid.
who?"
Lorraine looked at it and hurriedly stopped the two of them and said, "Okay, stop playing around. Is there anything we can't talk about properly?"
Leo said angrily: "She pinched my face first~! It's a man's dignity, of course I have to fight back."
Fiona hesitated for a moment, then felt a little unreasonable, and said eloquently: "Yes... you were the one who first deceived people with that monkey story. Don't I just want to know your identities? Is there such a lie? You still
Using this dirty trick..."
After talking about it, she was also a little sad, and her beautiful eyes were full of tears.
Could it be that, in their eyes, I am just so untrustworthy?
Or rather, they have already made plans, just like the wind, it just passes by in their lives, blowing ripples, then disappears without a trace, and will be there indefinitely from now on.
…
Lorraine sighed, then took a step forward, looked at her seriously, and said: "Fiona, listen to me."
Fiona raised her head, stared at him, and said, "Say~!"
Lorraine opened his mouth. He was about to open his mouth, but he felt that the atmosphere was not right. When he turned around, he saw all the attendants and guards present standing quietly, with their ears pricked up, wishing they could just stretch out their ears.
to under your nose.
Lorraine couldn't help but snorted coldly.
The attendants and guards were shocked. Looking at Lorraine's cold eyes, they couldn't help but feel extremely embarrassed. They all laughed, and then said loudly to each other: "What are you still doing in a daze? Work, work..."
Then they became birds and animals and dispersed one after another.
Lorraine looked at it and then pulled Fiona aside.
Leo and Vera looked at each other immediately, and hurriedly followed.
Lorraine took Fiona and came to the shade of a tree in the middle of the garden. After looking around and seeing that there was no one else, she said: "Actually, I don't tell you our origins for your own good~"
Fiona twisted her body angrily, then snorted coldly and said, "Isn't it just to ask about your origins? What's the secret? Even if you are bandits and robbers, so what?"
There are many things in this world where Taoist officials force people to rebel. As long as you don't kill people or set fires, you haven't committed any serious crimes. I will talk to my old man later, and I will also recruit you and get you an official.
Maybe, maybe..."
She hesitated for a moment when she said this, thinking of something, then her eyes flickered, she gave Lorraine a charming and charming look, then she bit her lips and said softly: "Maybe, in thirty or forty years, you can do it too.
As the first Caribbean city guard..."
Leo immediately curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Who cares? A shabby place, a bunch of poor people. They don't even have the "Big Bad Wolf Illustrated". Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
Fiona was startled and thought to herself: What pictorial? What is that? I seem to have heard of it somewhere.
But it was like a wisp of mist in the early morning. Although I could see it, when I stretched out my hand to touch it, I always found nothing.
Lorraine sighed and said, "Okay, since you insist on knowing, then I'll tell you."
He paused and then said: "Actually, we are spies sent by the Holy Light Continent. I heard that you are going to launch an attack and invade the mainland. So we came here to collect information."
Fiona was startled for a moment, then looked at him with a strange look.
Lorraine pointed at Vera and said, "Weier's actual name is Vera, and she is actually a blue sacred dragon."
When Vera heard him tell her her true identity, she blinked her eyes and shrank her feet uneasily. She looked like a shy and pure little girl.
Fiona tilted her head and looked Vera up and down.
Next to him, Leo thought of something, then looked sideways at Vera, his face turned pale for a moment, and then he carefully stretched out his fingers and touched Vera's plump buttocks.
My young father-in-law has heard countless bard legends. In the stories, after dragons turn into humans, even though they look exactly like humans, they always leave a small piece of tail behind their buttocks.
Vera immediately turned around, patted Leo's little paw, and then opened her mouth, revealing her white teeth like braided shells, making a gesture to bite someone.
Leo was startled, and then let out a long breath. There is no little tail behind his butt. This is Vera's fault~! Let's just say, how could Vera be a dragon? There are dragons who failed to do this.
?
Fiona continued to look at him, with a half-smile expression on her face.
Lorraine seemed unaware and continued: "That little fat guy..."
Leo was furious and protested loudly, "I'm not fat at all~!"
Lorraine shrugged and said, "Okay. This little gangster's name is Lei Guangguang. In fact, he is the future heir to the royal family of the Ruman Empire. Leo, the son of Grand Duke Rulue."
Fiona bit her lip and remained silent.
Lorraine continued: "Actually, in the Holy Light Continent, I am also a famous figure who is powerful and famous all over the world. I am known as the 'Flying Eagle God of War'. The famous Governor of Nai'an of the Ruman Empire represents the glory and justice of Longya.
Earl Lance Lorraine."
After saying that, he put his right hand on his chest, bowed slightly, and bowed gracefully.
Leo was shocked and said: "It's bad. The boss fell into a beauty trap. Tell the truth~!"
Don’t make any money, everyone, and run away. Where’s Xiaobai? Call him quickly. We have to leave quickly. If we are late, we won’t be able to escape..."
Before he could finish speaking, Fiona had already leaned down and spat hard at him, saying: "Bah! I'll bash you bunch of dead liars who lie without blinking an eye!"
Leo felt a strong wind blowing against his face, so strong that he almost couldn't open his eyes.
He was startled for a moment, then stretched out his hand and wiped it heavily on his face, shouting angrily: "What are you doing? Just keep talking, you sprayed spit on my face..."
Fiona ignored him, then looked at Lorraine with a sneer, and said: "I have finally seen what it means to be a liar and expose the White Party. When I lied, I didn't even blink an eye. It's the first time.
Just lie to me and say you are Lei Guangguang and Bai Guangguang, and now you are trying to impress me."
As she spoke, she took light steps and spun Lorraine in circles. As she spun, she stretched out her hand to grab Lorraine's clothes from time to time, and kept smacking her lips softly, saying: "You are the only one who can still be the 'Flying Eagle God of War'"
?The God of War bet with someone to eat tomatoes last night?
Don't think that we don't know about them across the ocean. You are not the first to use this trick to deceive people.
We heard that that guy was ten feet tall and ten feet in girth. He had a beard, a perverted middle-aged uncle with small eyes and a lewd look. Not to mention ugly, he was both greedy and lustful. Look.
You can't walk around when you see a beautiful woman.
I heard that in order to steal a woman, he led his troops to conquer another empire without caring about the life and death of the people, violently interfered in the internal affairs of that country, captured the other country's capital and carried out a bloodbath for several days, even the queen of that country was not spared. That was a real murderous Yingye
.
Moreover, it is said that he is extremely skillful in collecting money. He has a nose as big as a dog Turin. No matter who is hiding it, he will find it, and he will scrape off the territory of the empire.
Three feet made the people miserable. After this battle, people all over the country were eating porridge.
Because he was too greedy for money, the public was extremely angry. Later, when the scandal came out, he was originally going to behead his head and confiscate his property. However, he bribed everyone in the Senate. In the end, he was demoted from the official position and went to the other side of the country in despair.
Be an official on the southern prairie.
Even so, he is still a dog who can't stop eating shit. He is so proud of his achievements that he brazenly launches wars, invades the orcs, and robs the kind people into slavery. He also engages in slave trade and loses his conscience. The grasslands are covered with red fields for thousands of miles."
Although Lorraine had already been mentally prepared, she knew that after one sentence spread to a hundred people, it would turn into a hundred different sentences and rumors. She also knew that it was normal to discredit her opponents.
After all, he wiped out the Orc tribe supported by the demons, and killed many people from the demons and the Dark Council. It is estimated that the senior leaders of the demons have long hated him.
But I didn't expect that when this rumor spread here, it actually turned into such a version. As it was passed around, it actually turned into a topsy-turvy rumor like Bin Laden becoming the President of the United States.
He was stunned for a moment, his face turned green and white, and he looked very excited.
Leo watched from the side and couldn't help but gloat and laugh. He rarely saw Lorraine deflated. If this was reported back, Catherine and the others would fall down laughing.
Fiona still didn't give up, and while looking at Lorraine, she continued: "It is said that he was also dissolute, raped women from the folk, and played harem games. As long as he fell in love with him, he would immediately steal it into his own house. Listen.
He said that he has snatched dozens of girls from his residence now.
There are more than thirty pornographic books recording his obscene life, and they are circulated in the world."
Lorraine was immediately shocked and cursed in her heart: Grandma, how could you do such a thing? Although there are more than a dozen beauties in my family, most of them can’t be seen or eaten. To actually use this method to attack other people’s prestige?
It was a bit too mean. It was simply despicable and shameless, and extremely obscene~!
mlgbd~!
Especially those damn ruined books, I must get a few copies later and read them carefully~!
"And..." At this point, Fiona lowered her voice unknowingly and said, "Besides, he just robbed women. I heard that he also robbed men... Oops~~~, it's so disgusting
~!
Hey, you...what's wrong with you?
Hey, it doesn't matter. I see why your face is so pale?"
Lorraine's chest felt tight and she almost vomited blood. This...this is all Adele's fault~! Why do you read so many filthy articles when you have nothing to do~!
He calmed down and said: "It's okay, it's okay."
Fiona looked at him with disdain and said coldly: "Are you still planning to impersonate the God of War now?"
Leo listened for a long time, but found that he had nothing to do with him. He impatiently gestured with his hands, pointed at his nose, and shouted: "I...I, and I? You don't have a legend about me here.
?”
Fiona turned her head and thought for a moment, then said: "Leo? I have never heard of this name. Who is he? What does he do?"
Leo was immediately so angry that his chest felt tight, and he kept beating his chest and said, "Why? Why isn't there me? Is it a deliberate retaliation? Or is it because he is jealous of talents and talents...
This can happen~! It really can happen~!"
Fiona sighed, spread her hands, and said: "That's really not true. I still know the news about the mainland coming over, and I don't know if you ask me."
Leo gasped angrily and said, "Grandma, this is so disrespectful. You don't play like this."
Fiona immediately rolled her eyes and said: "But..."
Leo immediately asked: "Nothing but what? Just what? Tell me quickly?"
Fiona said: "However, if you are really the one who travels thousands of miles alone, you will be famous and famous."
Leo immediately looked overjoyed and nodded repeatedly, saying: "Not bad, not bad. I actually forgot about this problem. Haha, hahaha..."
Fiona watched the little gangster jump into the trap, and immediately sneered and said: "So, you admit that you are not some flying eagle war god or some young prince, but a bunch of bandits?"